I’m watching a 14 year old do an IG shoot holding a flower with a Kylie bod. She may be 18….She’s Asian….But it’s funny she’s like “omg I love it, let’s do it again” and she spread her legs…in her halter top, tits out, and spandex “fitness” pants…with a gnarly waist to him ratio…. Here […]

I was watching a fat girl eating chips while tanning in a bikini in the park and I thought to myself…”was the dip and nacho cheese” really necessary….I mean it’s like a feeder fetish everywhere I go…when did girls get the confidence to eat in public…I remember the good days when women feared eating in […]

I had an argument with a prostitute about how much she hates whores who don’t make money with their whoring.. Her argument was that she doesn’t associate with them because clearly they are idiots and she can’t be around idiots, unless that idiot is a dude paying her at the rub and tug…to TUG… My […]

Vaginas don’t get wet enough for me…I see these videos, soaked panties, squirting, all that other stuff…and for some reason..they are all sand paper to me… Maybe it’s the level of sexy I bring to the table…or maybe it’s the menopausal level of the woman….or maybe these street hookers don’t feel anymore…but you’d think they’d […]

The move of the day is to fuck a random hooker, take a picture of her nasty asshole with your unprotected dick in her rank pussy, and caption it “wish you were her”…and send it to every girl you want to fuck…let them know you get pussy…it will impress them knowing you get laid and […]

Fourth of July motherfuckers which I guess means today is a celebration of the Tom Cruise Movie, because I am not an American and besides seeing the border light up like it was the revolutionary war, only with fire works, the smell of fast food, trailer park outhouses and cheap face injections of people trying […]

It’s a long weekend, so what better way to spend it than to adopt a 16 year old asian girl to groom into becoming your child bride…when she turns 18 obviously, otherwise it’s just creepy….we call it doing the Woody Allen… Or you could watch fireworks in a Walmart Parking lot, trying to get the […]

I think we should take a little lead from the dude I saw at the bar who couldn’t pay his tab because he had no money on his Credit Card… Motherfucker refused to accept that his car was declined and instead of offering to do the dishes…he pushed the waitress against the wall and took […]