Last night, I learned that Coal is Clean Energy…not that I watch Presidential Speeches for countries I don’t live in…but sometimes accidents happen…and who knows, maybe Coal is clean and I’m just a racist against that black gold and the black lung it caused miners and the cloud of green air around china… I also […]

I saw someone complaining that a man should not have hosted the Golden Globes last night, which is a nice a reminder that women are totally reasonable in this social justice we’re all victims movement, where there’s no room for men anywhere because they are all rapist perverts, and because they all feel victimized or […]

I used to get excited when people would block me on social media, like I was doing something right…I remember I live tweeted the Michael Jackson funeral and lost what I think was 5000 followers on twitter, in what I felt was a success, without realizing then, or even now, you only matter if you […]

I know how irritating it is to talk to people about the weather, it’s the small talk that translates to go fuck yourself, I don’t care about you, I don’t care about what you think, or what you have to say, it’s just a polite way to say “you’re nothing to me, but we’re forced […]

The older I get, the less perverted I get…I used to just think of the most rank, offensive, terrifying, disturbing things…I would think and talk dirty to everyone…making them all feel uncomfortable in what I would deny I ever did because the key to all sex assault charges is to DENY TIL YOU DIE…you know […]

I try to get girls to send me nudes pretty much all the time. Sometimes I pose as a potential agent or producer who can give them that jumpstart to their careers, other times, I play the victim loser I am who just needs to get laid but can’t get laid so I take the […]

Don’t bother following your dreams…it’s a waste of time. Send Nudes… Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning… Check Out My Holiday Gift Guide DON’T CLICK HERE Useless Celebs at ARt Basel DON’T CLICK HERE Taylor Swift in Leather Poem of the Day DON’T CLICK HERE Hiding the Side Chick in the Dryer DON’T CLICK […]

Big Business is still trying to kill Net Neutrality, not sure what that means for independents like me, but I do know that big business are the fucking devil, who pretty much already control the internet, but don’t like them OFFICIALLY own the internet… PROTEST I know you’re a bunch of lazy passive fucks who […]

You Fucking Coalminer…it’s fucking Christmas…and time to rape every CHRISTMAS party open bar you can, because you can’t make rape jokes, but you can rape inanimate objects, they won’t turn on your 19 years later and get you fired…they’ll just feel good. Decorate the tree, bake cookies inside some bitch, eat said cookies out of […]