Apparently, asking a girl to get drunk with you in a back alley with inuit hookers…is not what they consider romantic…or in the holiday spirit…even when you suggest they wear an ugly Christmas sweater since It will be cold out there… All these high maintenance bitches, impossible to keep satisfied…needy, expensive, high maintenance..etc. I’m just […]
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2015
03
Dec
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Very little exciting happens in my life when I am hibernating…now that it is winter and there is no daylight and any asshole willing to face the cold isn’t a Mexican…. So I rely heavily on tinder being my link to the outside world of sluts…like last night’s who kept sending me the wettest most […]
2015
02
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I am an online busker, with less talent and no tips… Maybe I should go back to the Donate Here button on the site… My virtual hat.. Money for coffee…and whiskey….and beer… You wouldn’t give me anything… You’d just keep me dancing monkey posting tit pics…for free I hate yo… Here are some stepLINKS… A […]
2015
27
Nov
Ava Sambora for Snapchat of the Day
When your dad is in Bon Jovi, but isn’t Bon Jovi and your mom is Heather Locklear, a rock and roll groupie who was clever enough to be a model and the kind of actress who gets cast for being hot…and not because she can act…you learn all the tricks to make your social media […]
2015
25
Nov
Nicola Peltz Billionaire Booty for a Magazine of the Day
Billionaire booty…that’s what I call this shoot of Nicola Peltz, who was the Gigi Hadid before Gigi Hadid, that instead of investing into her instagram, decided to be the babe in Transformers….I assume because her billionaire dad invested in Transformers, or because her billionaire dad is homies with Michael Bay, who makes transformers, and together […]
2015
23
Nov
American Music Award Round-Up of the Day
I know the American Music Awards were on last night because people were posting about it on my facebook. Three or four stories from the American Music Awards actually were “trending” on facebook, meaning people actually still care about this shit, even in a time when we have Netflix and other options… I read that […]
2015
17
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Being the every important man on Tinder that I am, where my bio is “I’ll make you famous”, which is more of a joke, seeing as the only person I’ve made famous is Lindsay Lohan, yeah, that’s right, bet you didn’t know, I was the guy behind the enigma… Either way, with “I’ll make you […]
2015
16
Nov
Kate Upton Flashes Her Bra To Distract from her Belly of the Day
Kate Upton knows one thing about how the world works and that one thing is that the world fucking loves huge tits… The world’s love for huge tits is the only reason she exists, and with her huge tits, the world has ignored the rest of her that is big…from her back to her awkward […]
2015
13
Nov
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
It’s Friday the 13th…in the fall…so I did what any self respecting motherfucker who respects the Friday the 13th superstition…. I offered two hookers 500 dollars to kill each other…. They weren’t into it…I think I should have just asked one…and got her bait the other…it’s typical of two girls to encourage each other to […]
2015
11
Nov
Victoria’s Secret snapchatted the Fashion Show to Reach the Youth and it Sucked of the Day
Here are the screenshots in took of the Victoria’s Secret infomercial taping – that seems terribly boring and exactly the same as every year – because why change a great marketing event going into Holiday. Their busiest time of year. They can throw in Kendall and Gigi Hadid to get the social media coverage – […]