Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, because I guess she has a solid bikini body, fucks the right photographers, or athletes… and does the right sucking…. I usually laugh at the whole Sports Illustrated low level casting, finding typical “basic” average busty and fit girls to wear bikinis for free because the magazine is […]
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2015
04
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I hate when people tell me about their dreams, unless it is a girl and she’s telling me about her sex dream, where she does horrible and filthy things…but even then..it annoys me..because I don’t care about fucking dreams… But last night I had a dream about Bieber and Secrest being at some party I […]
2015
04
Nov
Rihanna Dropped Out of the Victoria’s Secret Show Here are Her Nipples of the Day
The latest bullshit news that means absolutely nothing to anyone at all, but the media picks up on it, because the media is paid for by advertisers, and they need to perpetuate consumerism to ensure they stay in business…which in this case is Victoria’s Secret….a mall brand of underwear…that is made in a sweat shop…that […]
2015
04
Nov
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The best thing to do when you meet a girl on tinder is tell her “thank you for answering my casting call”… When she seems uncomfortable with that….tell her “you’ve got the job, but there is no pay”… It will make them really comfortable, because instead of it being some amateur let’s Netflix and chill […]
2015
03
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Crisis brings people together… So do vagina pics… So send me your vagina pics.. So do stepLINKS… Click them Click Bait
2015
02
Nov
Heidi Klum Does Jessica Rabbit for the Perverts of the Day
We were wrong about Heidi Klum…. We thought she was dressing as Kim Kardashian… Really she was dressing like Jessica Rabbit… A Cartoon we can assume Kim K gives her plastic surgeon and says “build me like this”… So I guess we weren’t all that far off…. But you know in Heidi’s world, she was […]
2015
30
Oct
25 Bootleg Costumes and the stepLINKS of the Day
It’s Halloween….and all you’ll be doing is handing out candy to girls you’ll probably creep on in 10 years when they are 16…Born in 2000 is the new goal….Y2k…you fucking creep…you should be registered… It’s Halloween…and I am clearly getting very fucking old, desensitized, bitter, angry, bored, uninterested….because I do not care that every girl […]
2015
08
Oct
Bella Thorne and Ava Sambora Both Turn 18 Despite what the Perverts Want of the Day
Bella Thorne, daughter of what I assume are a couple of stage parent hippies…who burned through some of their other kids…Kalli and Danni…trying to get them into the entertainment industry…but striking gold with this fiery one…has been the subject of jailbait sexual deviants like you…who go fucking mad for 17 year olds because they are […]
2015
07
Oct
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
All these assholes on instagram are taking the same fucking picture…over and over and over again…to the point of it being annoying, nauseating, and impossible to jerk off to because I’m overpowered with thoughts of “another fucking bikini, bitch, we need you in insertion porn, not well lit beach scenes and face-tuned”…right… That said… Follow […]
2015
06
Oct
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Some days…I wake up with a boner and I get excited because it makes me feel like I am not dead…but then I remember I have to update a blog no one reads for no reason other than some kind of sick and twisted addiction towards things I don’t actually care about….like whether puppet money […]