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2019

23

Dec

Rita Ora Shitty Tattoos Getting Wet of the Day

Rita Ora may be the celebrity we’ve all heard of but have no idea what her deal is. One of those always around like Phoebe Price but you can’t actually pinpoint why. She’s a master of being at the right place, getting in the paparazzi and dating strategically to “matter”…you know so that people will […]

2019

27

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some people say I am too one dimensional reporting slutty celebs in their latest slutty post and reaffirming to you that she’s still a slut, in case you were wondering or looking for something to jack off to…..but that doesn’t mean I think my work has no higher purpose, in fact I know my work […]

2019

05

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Pretty rough week for mass shootings, a terrifying concept really, the reason I don’t leave the house, or trust being outside because people are crazy….but it reminds us that lame as fuck loser white dudes who can’t get laid are angry. Like any mass shooting, the anti-gun people are going crazy, but have to realize […]

2019

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

From an old timer’s perspective. Kids are either trans, dying of Fentanyl, or doing the whole instagram thing… I left the house for a solid 7 minutes to buy beer and I saw a girl with Girl with hugee thighs in tight as hell shorts walking like she was riding a horse to not have […]

2019

16

Jul

Ana Braga Pussy of the Day

Ana Braga wishes she was on the Phoebe Price level of clickbait producing 50 year old sex worker with a friend in the paparazzi who doesn’t understand what people are actually interested in on the content front, but that get her pics out there with old school tactics rather than new school digital marketing hustle […]

2019

04

Jul

Fourth of July Erotica of the Day

American Themed Bikini Pics is 99 precent what being American about… Like apple pie, canned beer, hot dogs and fireworks…the American bikini photoshoot to post on social media a day before Fourth of July so that it’s out there by Fourth of July…so that people know you love the USA with your tits….as much as […]

2019

28

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of thee Day

When Someone tells you a sad story about how their neighbor came onto them too hard….grabbing them by the throat and basically threatening to kill them after they turned him down for sex….like a typical dude who watches too much porn…who thinks that is what chivalry is….there’s a simple reason why spit in face rape […]

2019

01

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Sitting outside the known whore motel in my neighborhood is my new hobby. I like to see all the gutter trash that rolls through getting their corporate rate to get their fuck on for money Last night I saw one toothless hooker with a shoulder tattoo and a pair of very skimpy shorts, definitely worth […]

2019

30

Apr

Jamie Chung Bikini of the Day

Jamie Chung is not the name of your favorite Chinese Restaurant…BUT MAYBE IT IS…or could be…something you’d want to eat after seeing it in these pictures soaking in salt water…seasoning that asian fish in herr panties….or maybe disinfecting it….the salty sting on the open sores that come with being an actress….from navigating the scene….you sick […]

2019

26

Apr

Rachel McCord Nipples of the Day

Rachel McCord, who must be in her 40s, is out there with her nipples out trying to get noticed…. She is the Kourtney Kardashian of her family….the better looking version of the famous sister who attached herself to the famous sister to matter…only the McCord family don’t matter, and the famous sister Annalynne barely exists…and […]