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2018

09

Jul

Rachel McCord See Through Panties on the Beach of the Day

Rachel McCord is the less relevant McCord sister, who is in and of herself not relevant being the relevant McCord sister, despite her attempt to attend every single event possible to be relevant when she managed to scam her way onto to TV as an actress….. I feel like these girls were the hot girls […]

2018

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Never trust someone who doesn’t drink….unless they are ex addicts…but people who just don’t drink because they never drink…are pussies…and we hate pussies…unless they are in bathing suit bottoms or spread…not when they are dudes… Speaking of pussies, I never realize how uptight people are….how they don’t understand the humor or the joke of the […]

2018

18

Jun

Blanca Blanco Nipples of the Day

Blanca Blanco is apparently some actress….known for a whole fucking lot of terrible fucking movies….but she’s still in the scene and gets invited out. You know she’s got an agent, gets work, and like Bill Paxton, is a “who the fuck is that, oh right that guy”…but the girl version… The nice thing about Blanca […]

2018

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new favorite place to hang out is in campgrounds. I figure it’s summer time now, and there’s a lot of people who are living the VanLife because of instagram, you know all those 20 somethings who don’t get jobs or want jobs, because they prefer sitting in vans all day….linking up for spots where […]

2018

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Memorial Day, but I am not American so I don’t need to send out a fake thank you to all the troops, who really joined the army due to not having other options, or living out an obligation they thought they had to live out, because of family pressure or whatever. That’s not to […]

2018

25

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Memorial Day weekend, why the hell are you on the computer, even if you’re not in the USA, it is the weekend, why the hell are you on the computer. I get that you’re likely a loser, you likely don’t have a job and if you do it’s shit shift work, probably the […]

2018

10

May

Blake Lively Nipples in NYC of the Day

Blake Lively has done a little homewrecking. She’s done a little aging. She’s done a few movies that don’t matter. All since being cast in Gossip Girl, the only reason she exists, which I guess is more of a reason that most people have to justify why the paparazzi is taking pics of them. I’m […]

2018

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I unfortunately listened to Robot Creeper Evil Zuckerberg having his meeting with Congress about his selling people’s data for 40 billion dollars a year and it got me thinking to the fact that there seem to be two kinds of girls trying to get famous on the instagram internet… The Kardashian inspired fake fat tits, […]

2018

08

Mar

Hailey Clauson’s Casual Outfit for the Paparazzi of the Day

Hailey Clauson is a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, who was once a hipster model, and who has recently lost something like 30 pounds, while maintaining her tits, to attempt to get more modelling work as she nears 30 and knows it’s almost over… She was a young, underage model, who sued a fake Hipster leader, […]

2018

28

Feb

Ana Braga Wants Your Attention of the Day

I like to think that Ana Braga’s biggest claim to fame was doing snapchat takeovers back when I put effort into growing my social media thinking it would help me get paid…not that Ana Braga had that engaged of an audience…but because I would rather promote and work with a 50 year old Brazilian sex […]