Kate Beckinsale, some old bitch with a slutty daughter who nerds want to fuck because she’s aged properly and looks the same as she did 20 years ago before destroying her vagina with her slutty body… She is a mystery….maybe the vampire from her vampire movies…just some rich kid from the UK making it in […]
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2019
25
Feb
Oscars Round-up of the Day
The oscars…. I decided to LIVE TWEET on my TWITTER …the least followed twitter for the amount of time I’ve been on Twitter…the majority of my tweets were my deep hatred for Lady Gaga that is warranted, because I paid to rent A Star is Born to see the hype, and I quickly discovered that […]
2019
25
Jan
Rachel McCord Nipples in a Sheer Top of the Day
Rachel McCord Nipples in a Sheer Top are about what you’d expect them to be. She’s not even the McCord sister who was on TV, but got to go to all the events with the one who was on TV, and by association has been able to be relevant enough for the paparazzi to partner […]
2018
26
Dec
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
It may not be Christmas anymore. We may have to wait a full fucking year for our next Christmas experience. Some of us may not make it until next Christmas, you know with that Opiate Crisis and our lack of health… I can assure you that on this still the holidays, Boxing Day, our hangovers […]
2018
16
Nov
stepLINKS of The Day
I’m sure you’ve all seen that thick neck meme….that people are openly posting and laughing at…making jokes about…which confuses me because if he was a fat white girl….the internet would be MAD at the shaming….the people involved arrested for cyber bullying….or if someone called him a RETARD..holy fuck….only the Kardashians can get away with that […]
2018
16
Nov
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Asking a girl to go grocery shopping with you at 1 am while drunk in a bar is always a good way to literally go down the creampie aisle…and not actually go down the creampie aisle you were insinuating with your bad creampie joke…the way you wanted to when you were planting the seed in […]
2018
25
Sep
Micaela Schafer Nudity of the Day
Micaela Schafer is a German, and I assume this is what Hitler had in mind for his people 80 years ago when he was drafting up his Master Plan… You know, a woman who tattoos hearts onto her nipples, and is naked all the fucking time for attention, because every country needs their own Phoebe […]
2018
22
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
The fascinating thing about life is that it is a real life choose your own adventure, so when you wake up you’re giving so many choices, so many options, so may possibilities, but instead of taking them, it’s easier to just sit on your soiled couch watching porno on stolen wifi…why bother with that other […]
2018
15
Aug
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The highlight of my week so far has been when I was walking around, barely walking around, I saw a girl bending over while on a date with some dude having ice cream. He was sitting across the table from her, and was the one eating the ice cream, which was pretty fucking queer, as […]
2018
10
Jul
Kim Garner – Bikini Slut of the Day
The highlight of my life was when Kim Garner followed me on twitter, I can’t prove that it happened, when it did happen I didn’t know who she was, and I guess because she followed me I now know who she is, it was many years ago and was probably the best 5 minutes before […]