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Archive for the Fat Category

2010

26

May

Kim Kardashian Thickness is Just Fat of the Day

Kim Kardashian is fat. I don’t care what any jealous fat chick who wishes she had Kardashian’s body cuz boys actually jerk off to Kim Kardashian while no one jerks off to her…..The people who send me emails telling me how sick I am for pointing out the obvious…the bitch eats too much…she’s lazy…she’s thick and getting sloppy…she managed to give us some good appearances where she must have been strapped up and harnessed up….but she’s nothing but a dirty, washed up ugly pig and I am willing to stand by that when the assholes who gave Kim Kardashian a career by jerking off to her sex tape and believe the media lie that she was hot start bothering me.

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Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2010

25

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Stands Skinny of the Day

Hey fat chicks…If you are ever in a situation where you need to have pictures taken of you, be sure to take a bunch of laxatives 2 days earlier, fast for 24 hours, get an industrial strength pair of SPANX, make sure to swell your tits as much as you fucking can, put on a cleavage dress, pose with a fatter chick, and if there are none around, stand like Jennifer Love is standing, cuz it’s some optical illusion, where one foot in from of the other takes her big thick legs and thins the shit out….and the whole thing isn’t as exciting as this would have been 10 years ago when she was the busty skinny chick from TV and not the busty fat chick from the all you can eat buffet where she’s been keeping busy cuz her TV show, which was probably the dumbest concept for a show finally got cancelled…and her boyfriends have all left her high maintenance ass….leaving her nothing else to do but eat…and show off her tits to distract us from that eating….

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Posted in:Fat|Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

11

May

Kim Kardashian Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a tacky piece of shit who needs to go on a diet. She’s in a dress so tight that you’d think shit would squeeze her into a skinny bitch, but I guess that’s what she was going for too, unfortunately it didn’t work out, mainly because of her belly button, shit is casting a shadow in the shit so big I understand why a black dude would confuse her for a fucking toilet. She shoulda taken some of the candy she clearly stuffs down her face into the shit, or maybe even doubled up on the SPANX, but then again, it’s kinda hard to hide your fat when you don’t care that everyone know you are fat….

It still amazes me that girls like this exist, with their tacky style. Fake hair, pounds of make-up, shitty style, fake celebrity and fake sex appeal and their friendship with the Botox Faced person responsible for the Pussycat Dolls….you’d think they were a cartoon character, but unfortunately, they aren’t.

Here she is from a bunch of angles, none of which compliment her figure…

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Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tight Dress

2010

05

May

Jessica Simpson is Fucking Huge of the Day

A bunch of hollywood gossip sites with nothing better to do with their time than talk about celebrities while trying to make stories out of seriously insignificant things they do and say went nuts about Jessica Simpson because she made a statement that she only brushes her teeth three times a week…

I think she was just diverting from the fact that she’s fat as fuck and slowly turning into a barn animal from her Texan hometown….

The reality is that she’s got fake teeth and when you have fake teeth you can’t get cavities, you can’t get plaque or bacteria build-up so you don’t really have to brush your teeth ever. A little mouth wash and you’re good to go….

But her real issue, which is her disgusting dress size, is what everyone should be gagging about, cuz bitch coulda been hot, if she didn’t spend her days pigging the fuck out now that she can afford to aand because it’s the only thing that makes her feel like she’s being hugged from the inside, since no guys are hugging her from the inside, or from the outside for that matter, but at least her roll of fat is proving to grow into the size of a disgusting person of its own so that she doesn’t need someone to hold her at night, not that her obesity would stop any of us perverts from holding her any time, she just needs to angle herself the right way to smother her fucking self….

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Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson

2010

03

May

Seductive Webcam Dance of the Day

I think this bitch is doing the Monster Mash….cuz whatever this is it scares me….but it would be a lot better if done in lingerie or naked…let’s just hope a Part 2 of the shit with some strip will hit…cuz nudity makes all things better…even scary things.

Posted in:Camgirl|Fat

2010

28

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Fat Ass Tits on Leno of the Day

I can’t believe Jay Leno is allowed on TV….but the other thing I can’t believe is that the tank that is Jessica Simpson pretends that she works out….I mean based on everything I see from her fat chick tits, to her fat chick arms, to her fat chick legs, to her fat chick shoulders, to everything fat about her….So Leno makes tit jokes, back alley blowjob hooker jokes and she jiggles when she talks about her Nicorette gum addiction despite having never smoked in her life, when she probably should because if she did actually smoke she’d probably have a better body, since any model and cokewhore party slut will tell you cigarettes help make them skinny….

Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Leno

2010

28

Apr

Eva Longoria Should be Deported of the Day

Dirty Mexican trash Eva Longoria should be fucking deported even though she was born in America strictly based on the fact that she tried her hardest to be white and live the American dream, you know getting on TV and shit, but genetics couldn’t trick her dress size as she now looks like a dumpy piece of Mexican trash you’d expect to find cookin’ in a Hollywood home for a rich family, which brings up the real proof as to how white she tries is, because no real Mexican would hire a Mexican to do their dirty work, but I have a feeling Eva Longoria would in her quest to be white….

She can pose with our troops like she was George Bush trying to trick people forget that he is killing thousands of people in a war by saying shit like “support our troops”…but that doesn’t make her any less busted, interesting, or white American….and here are the pics…

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Posted in:Eva Longoria|Fat

2010

22

Apr

Mischa Barton’s Fat Ass Tries to Unlock her Car of the Day

I am a firm believer of kicking bitches when they are down, especailly when they’ve been treated too well in life up until now….and Mischa Barton is clearly really fucking down….and no one has told her emotionally eating won’t get her out of it…but maybe enough hard drugs she’s clearly been dabbling in will…so here’s the pig trying to unlock her car door but she’s having issues cuz pigs don’t know how to unlock car doors cuz they’re too busy rolling around in their own filth being pigs…

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Posted in:Ass|Fat|Mischa Barton

2010

21

Apr

Jessica Simpson Fat Tits of the Day

Jessica Simpson is fat. This isn’t news. She’s not trying to hide it. She’s just a girl pushing 30 who just doesn’t have the same body she had 10 years ago, like the high school prom queen who never spoke to you that you bumped into at Wal Mart with her 3 black babies with different fathers and 60 pounds heavier, reminding you that sometimes fucking the basketball team when you’re the star cheerleader loses its appeal and has a downside when you do it in your 20s after emotionally eating your way to a state of disgusting….

By American standards, I know you still find bitch hot and skinny and for the rest of you I know her huge tits excite you enough to ignore the rest of her, so I figure I might as well post the shit….and that’s just what’ I’ll do…


If you look closely, you will see her gay hairstylist who force feeds her to make himself look skinny as he leaches off her fame in efforts to make himself famous…all while looking like he’s dying of Aids…not necessarily cuz he’s Gay but because he looks like Tom Hanks in Philedelphia….

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Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Tits

2010

14

Apr

Coco’s Fat Ass and Puppy of the Day

I remember when there was a debate whether Coco’s ass was real or altered….and after wondering why anyone gives a fuck about Coco, some ex prostitute / stripper who got a full time gig hooking for Ice T, that contributes nothing to the world and is really nothing but dirty, grimey, gutter trash with a dream that involves marrying a rich man and living the good hooker life, like shit was pretty women without the whole designer clothes, cuz you can take a bitch off the brass pole to pay her cellphone bill, but you can’t take the brass pole out of the bitch, not that that makes sense, but what does make sense is that the rest of Coco is pretty fucking chunky, making it safe to say bitch has such a big ass because she’s fat.

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Posted in:Ass|Coco|Fat|Whore

2010

13

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Fat Tits of the Day

Yesterday, I was pretty upset cuz I was doing a post on Jessica Simspon’s new haircut that her gay friend who is riding her to the top posted on twitter in efforts to release his own “exclusive” so that people follow him for a change, since in his and every gay guy’s mind, he deserves to be the starlet everyone cares about, and Jessica Simpson is the way to make that fucking happen cuz her desperation and depression makes her easy to manipulate….

Today, I am pretty upset cuz I’m posting an update on the shit and writing about a useless, lonely bitch’s hair is pretty fucking depressing, cuz it looks like she’s got hair today….but at least today, I can distract myself with her fat chick tits….and fat chick body….

I just don’t understand why fag hags are always fat chicks…do the gays make them get fat to make them look skinny, do gays hang with them because they don’t judge girls on a sexual level and like them for their big personalities/bank accounts/level of fame, or do they just emotionally eat cuz gay guys are tedious and make them feel like wrecks….no that it matters, cuz fat chicks don’t exist to me except when they end up in my bed taking all the blankets and here are the pics….

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Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Tits

2010

08

Apr

Sherri Shepherd’s Disgusting Fat Chick Tits of the Day

I look at Sherri Shepherd’s tits almost daily when I watch The View on Mute at my local McDonald’s who have TVs for some reason I don’t really get, but like because I don’t have a TV….

I don’t look at them because I find them hot, but I look at them because I find her so fucking disgusting. She talks about being celibate by choice, and I know black dudes are usually willing to fuck anything with a pussy that can pay the rent, but I just can’t imagine her having much choice in the matter.

I try to visualize her lying in bed, touching herself, sliding her hand from her big mom tits, down to her unkempt pussy she’s got waxed for the first time since doing The View and it makes me sick to my stomach…

I like to think watching her daily, takes away my sex drive and saves young college girls in the neighborhood from getting molested by me and my “tutoring” scam.

Sherri has blocked me on Twitter, so I guess I’ll never get to watch her fuck herself….but here are her disgusting pictures to give you a small break from being a horny animal…..it is almost therapeutic and meditating….Enjoy….

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Posted in:Fat|Sherri Shepherd|Tits

2010

02

Apr

Kendra Wilkinson is Built like a Midget of the Day

The paparazzi followed Kendra Wilkinson to the Grocery Store, a store she should probably staying the fuck away from based on her horrible new body, but I guess hanging onto the little fame she had for being in Playboy is worth the embarrassment. I’ve never found her hot, I always thought her body was awkward, she looked like trash and there was nothing interesting about her, but I know you idiots eat up everything you see on TV and probably think she’s amazing, even with her ripped open pussy and sloppy stomach, her short limbs and midget stance…and most importantly…her retard inbred face….Shit looks more cross eyed and contorted than a redneck at a backwoods gas station who comes from a long line of inter-family marriage….and here are the pics…

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Posted in:Fat|Kendra Wilkinson|Midget

2010

01

Apr

Aubrey O’Day Has a Seriously Shitty Body of the Day

Aubrey O’Day has taken this eating thing a little too far. I get that she loves black dude attention becuase they are the only people who give her any attention because they are the only people who appreciate a fat white girl…and I guess that was a market she liked taping into because it took a lot of pressure off her in terms of actually getting off her ass and exercising….The only weird thing about it is that she’s trying to turn herself into a fat black woman, which is pretty much career suicide because black dudes hate black women and really I don’t know why I am analyzing this bullshit because bitch doesn’t deserve this much thought….but it is funny that she’s still celebrating on her Playboy cover from a year ago, by wearing a Miss March necklace, which was probably the last work she’s got and will ever get, so her life goal has finally been accomplished…..cuz she’s fat ghetto trash…enjoy…

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Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Fat

2010

31

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Reminds Us That Fat Chicks Like Their Shoes of the Day

There is a study that fatter girls are hooked on buying shoes because it is the one thing on their body that doesn’t change sizes. It’s like if bitch is a size 7 in high school, she’s usually gonna be a size 7 in her 40s, even if her pantsize has gone from a size 0 to a “I wear elastic waistband pants I buy at the fat chick store cuz they don’t make shit in my size anymore”, like my wife. So they go shopping for shoes cuz other than eating buffets, it is the only way they feel good about themselves when shopping and here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt showing off her shoes, the only thing she’s got left, you know now that she’s on her way back to obesity.

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Posted in:Ankles|Fat|Jennifer Love Hewitt