Miley Cyrus posted her feet to twitter and I wonder how many people have jerked off to it, because you foot fetishists are fucking weird to begin with, coupled with a Miley Cyrus tween fetish, you’ve probably got a real socially awkward weirdo who smells like semen and canned food, with a computer screen tan from never leaving the house, because it gets in the way of his masturbating. You know the kind of weirdo, you’d see on public transit rubbing himself over his pants, because a girl is wearing sandals, because when weird fetishes, like foot fetishes start to materialize, they become consuming and impossible to control. They are the gateway fetish to criminal activity, and I’ll never understand them, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t suck, sniff and ejaculate on Miley’s feet, it just means it’s not my first choice and these pics don’t get me excited, like the do for you…Enjoy freak.

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If you follow Miley Cyrus on twitter and I sure as hell hope you don’t…because despite being over 18, legal and tight bodied, following her every move is just fucking weird, you can just let me follow her for you, you know since I can pretend my masturbating to her tight body is for business.

That said, she’s been up on all the mainstream rappers and producers lately. I’m talking songs with Snoop and Will.I.Am. Tweets to with French Montana and Pharell. She’s even started a twerk team, in some tween identity crisis cuz she didn’t have a childhood and lives a sheltered existence weirdness.

Well now, she’s wearing one of Pharell’s clothing company’s shirts. Making me think her obsession with the darker skinned side of the music industry, is getting creepy.

That’s like me only masturbating in my Miley World Tour shirt from 5 years ago that is 4 sizes too small because it was the only one I could find on Ebay, only more public.

That said…check out those hot red lips….Erotic.

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Miley Cyrus tweeted a story about how it is healthy to not wear a bra and she rejoiced because I guess she doesn’t ever wear a bra, making her think she was onto something before everyone else, for the first time in her life, a head of the curve of the braless even though we’ve all heard these studies for generations, and we all know bras suck, and we all like seeing natural breasts hang naturally in shirts, all hard nippled and amazing….but I figure let Miley think she invented this trend, it will just mean she’ll take more ownership on it, because when you’re a fabricated poptart pile of shit, with a team of idiots around you controlling your every move, it is hard to be an innovator in anything, so now she can celebrate this movement, be an icon in this movement, while we can all try to masturbate to her work, if only our penises could get hard…

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I wonder if this is a cry for her lost childhood. You know like those weird adult baby fetishists who when analyzed discover that at 3 something traumatic happened, like their parents sold them to fucking Disney, and they were forever broken….or maybe this onsie shit is just a style thing, but what I do know is that I wouldn’t mind watching her crawl around in it, all small bodied, knowing the fabric is touching her asshole, pussy and titties all at the same time, the way I want to be touching her….makes for a good time…

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I am into this new Hip Hop Miley. She’s recording songs with Snoop. She has all the top Hip Hop producers making beats for her. She’s got people like French Montana up on her Disney Dick, and now she’s on a balcony, flashing her panty ass, smoking joints, wearing a Trinidad James t-shirt. This is some rich kid identity crisis gone nuts, in a good way….and not because I like hip hop, or even really know anything about this music, other than seeing hot college girls twerk to the shit in clubs I got to randomly while half dead, but because I like broken girls who are money making machines robbed of their child hood, and confused as to what is really up. I mean Hip Hop has always been the WWF, a fake storyline that sells record for white execs, but throwing in a poptart like Miley, just solidifies that everything is mainstream now, thanks to the internet, there is not underground or underbelly. and as long as there’s a fit, tight, millionaire ass being flashed in my face in pics, video or person…I’m into it…you see there was nothing worse than when mainstream was The Gap, bad alternative music, and girls staying clothed and not twerking or smoking spliffs cuz that shit was deemed bad…

The world has gone slutty, more fun, and I’m into it. Not that you care what I think.

Here’s the Miley Ass Flash and some

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Miley Cyrus is in the midst of recording her new album, that I think is going to be a hip hop album, cuz she’s working with every major hip hop star and producer on it, and she’s even started her own twerk team, cuz I guess Hip Hop guys like weird little Disney Stars, cuz they pay a lot of fucking money for their services, and there is no real integrity in their sound, it’s all about the money, cuz being a legit artist aint got shit on flying around in private jets and driving Rolls Royce’s……

But who cares about her music, she could have the best team of producers on the shit, I’m talking Phil Spector, and she’d still be Miley fucking Cyrus….not that Miley Cyrus is a bad thing as she lives in her prison that selling her soul has built, cuz she’s fit, tight bodied, looks 15 but isn’t 15, and doesn’t wear bras…

I dig it….

Here’s Miley’s new song with Snoop Doggy Lion for Diplo’s Label….

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Miley Cyrus released a Twerk video in a Unicorn jumpsuit last week and the world went nuts, because clearly we are all bored as fuck and don’t have much else to worry about, but also because Miley’s a bit of a tight bodied babe, from a spoiled Disney past, who during her quest to find herself and stay hip, has been hanging with rappers and spending time on the internet, learning about what the kids her age are into, like some kind of alien locked in her house, unable to interact with normals.

And thank god for that, because her twerking has stuck, and she’s making it a thing, and here are more pics of her getting into the Twerk…something we’ll be seeing hundreds of girls who woulda otherwise never twerked start twerking…it’s the power of celebrity used for good.

I thought twerking was done, but I guess it’s just going mainstream and I love that Miley’s mom is on this, I wouldn’t mind watching that Billy Ray Sperm eating Uterus retirement plan get down.

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My favorite thing about girls going through a break-up is that shit like this happens. You know with the whole losing their fucking mind cuz they feel so alone and broken, especially in Miley’s case, where emotionally she must already be totally damaged thanks to trading her childhood in for her mom’s fake tits. You know when she started working for them at 12. Not to mention surrounded by assholes sucking her dick, getting her water and drinks when she demanded it at 10, making her the worst fucking cunt around….at least that’s my prediction.

But for some reason, she’s a cunt I want to fuck. I’ll take broken, spoiled, sad when packaged in a tight young body.

I’ll even be happy with just watching her twerk video.

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Miley Cyrus is going through a real hard time right now….you know her fiance of a few months, who I assume she was marrying for citizenship purposes, you know to keep the Australian around….since getting married at 12 years old is a horrible idea…unless it is to fuck immigration laws up….so she’s taken her young, fit body and lesbian haircut to some retreat to deal with the pain in her heart now that he’s fled back to Australia….and I’m a little disappointed…I thought her body was better than this…I was expecting a Miley bikini to blow my fucking mind…while the only thing that has blown my mind is coming to terms with the fact that I know anything about her relationship status….I know more about her love life than I do about the size, shape, dimensions of her labia….and that’s fucking weird.

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Miley Cyrus is my new Lohan…..

For those of you who don’t know this site and who never visited the site….

I used to do this thing in the 2007-2008 called the Lohan Stalker posts…where I got my hand on Lohan’s number and I’d call her while drunk, often times leaving creepy voice mails about being connected at the soul, figuring it’d get me in the news when they finally arrested me….but they never did…instead Lohan became my text buddy and we ended up spending a night together in her hotel room…not having sex….

But she’s fallen off, she barely exists, she’s no fun to tease or play with and it’s time to move onto something new and more exciting….and I think Miley Cyrus…in her sheltered insanity is the only option….She’s a babe…and I can easily pretend we are soul mates…I just need her phone number to really make this work the way it is supposed to…and while I wait for it to be sent to me…here are some pics of her with rapper French Montana…from his instagram…showing a nice percentage of her tits….

I’m in love…

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