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Archive for the Music Video Category

2011

05

Apr

Music Video with Tits of the Day

I am all about music videos when their tits in it…I don’t even care if the song or band is total shit…as long as their are tits in it…see I don’t have speakers on my computer so shit is always on mute…usually, that’s a good thing…so I base my musical taste on the fucking visuals that come in…so this band…that I assume is from some other country cuz of their insane name, doesn’t have to be good…they just have to get enough tit in there for me to endorse them on their Grammy run….

I have single and sometime double handedly jerked off to music videos from all genres and eras…from country to hip hop to new age shit…cuz there was a time when music television was all I had when I needed something to jerk off to when watching TV….way before the internet even existed…and along with gymnastics, figure skating and women’s tennis…I’ll never forget my roots…Luckily. we’ve come a long way from Madonna videos, cuz thanks to the internet…music videos can go naked…especially when trying to get noticed…No I’m not getting paid to do this…but I should be…FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Music Video

2009

09

Nov

Mariah Carey Does Squats for Her Music Video of the Day

I guess squatting comes natural to this bitch, you know since she got her fat ass body from a whole lot of eating making runs to the bathroom to shit was a very common thing in her life. I mean provided she doesn’t have hired help that do the squatting for her, because she’s a diva and in being a diva shitting like a normal person is beneath them. I’m not really sure how that’d work out, maybe she’d have champagne enemas every morning, or maybe she’d just shit wherever she happened to be and the help would scrub it down, but I know that these squats aren’t to tone or increase muscle mask and I know the face she is making isn’t pure pleasure or orgasms, but shit stems from struggle and pain cuz she’s no longer built to move this way, but I guess when it comes to making music videos she does whatever she can to stay relevant.

Pics via Fame
Pics via INF

Posted in:Mariah Carey|Music Video|Squats

2009

30

Oct

Britney Spears and Her New Music Video of the Day

I didn’t watch this new Britney Video becaue I guess shit is boring, repetitive and I really don’t give a fuck. The only reason I am posting it is becuase there is a small chance she’s trying to be sexy and there’s just something really entertaining about fat chicks trying to be sexy when they otherwise shouldn’t. Seriously, everytime my wife used to try to seduce me with some kind of sexy mom dance or striptease, I would have given anything to trade the boner I was trying to maintain jerking off with a bag of fucking popcorn like I was at some kind of movie or a bag of fucking peanuts like I was at the fucking circus.

I did see this is it yesterday, thanks to a friend of mine and I am pretty sure none of these trashy popstars even have a fraction of the talent or vision MJ had. Now I’m not sucking MJs rotting corpse penis here, I just saw it and knew he was actually a talent and all these other cunts are just bottom feeders making noise in our otherwise peaceful worlds, so all This Is It did for me was make me hate pop music more than I already did….

But don’t take my word for it, watch the video.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Music Video

2009

23

Sep

UK Pop Group the Sugababes Film a New Music Video of the Day

If you don’t know the Sugababes, they are a pop group from the 90s in the UK who were the second biggest selling all girl pop group of all time behind the Spice Girls, in the UK or as I like to call them, The two fat aging chicks and the younger skinny Asian lookin’ Jamaican girl with an amazing lower body that they brought on to exploit by putting her in short shorts so that guys watch their videos late at night and masturbate because no one likes a pop group that doesn’t have videos guys can jerk off to late at night….

Here are some pictures from their recent video shoot where they are dressed like dominatrixes, because I guess they are making a comeback.

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Pics via PacificCoastNews and Fame

Posted in:Music Video|Popstars|Sugababes|UK

2009

01

Jun

Bow Wow’s Stripper Amateur Music Video of the DAy

Bow Wow’s new video is some Paris Hilton Sex Tape inspired amateur style video of a stripper in her panties while he sings a song called “I Have a Pole in My Basement”.

I guess that’s his pick-up line at the stripclub when trying to lure the whores back to his place, only unlike real life, he cast a girl to rock his pole, because the truth of his homosexuality will fuck up his flow, you know Gay Gangsters are alright, but not all that marketable.

He is gay right? I am pretty sure I saw him riding on Perez Hilton’s float at the Prop 8 rally and by float I mean pink and fluffy ass diddle Soulja Boy Tell Em.

Posted in:Bow Wow|Music Video|Stripper

2009

20

May

Brooke Hogan’s Official Music Video of the Day

I know you’ve all be excited for the fat version of Paris Hilton to release the new video of her new single called Falling and it’s about falling for a guy, falling in love, and she rocks her flat ass and broad shoulders out in a bikini while some weird lookin’ black or white guy that I guess she found at some orphanage because he looks like the kind of guy who’s parents would leave him on the fuckin’ doorstep after seeing his crooked face raps over her shit.

Now I may not be a music producer, but I don’t know how anyone can listen this and think “Shit, that’s a wrap, we’ve got gold” because everything from the beat to the lyrics to the fuckin singing to the rapping to the fuckin video is a piece of fuckin’ shit and I can only assume it was her birthday gift from her dad, because otherwise I have no faith in America.

Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Music Video

2009

02

Apr

Music Video With a Naked Chick in It of the Day

I have no idea who DJ Rockid is, but his video is alright. It’s something all you weirdos can probably relate to, you know because if features a a naked chick, you know, the one thing in the world you want to fuck and a puppet, the one thing you’ve actually fucked. The song is garbage, the chick reminds me of some Cuban prostitute who I once slept with because she didn’t realize she wasn’t in Cuba anymore, and was affordable, unfortunately, she was also unshowered, not that it really matters, showers are for assholes who are trying to hard to fit in, make friends and get laid, you know all that superficial stuff. I figure it’s just a waste of fuckin’ time and corporate America trying to convince we need to spend billions on beauty products. You can’t fool me Corporate America…..

Posted in:Music Video|Tits

2009

07

Jan

Scarface’s Uncut Music Video for a Song Called High Note of the Day

I don’t know anything about hip hop, I just found this hip hop site a while ago and like posting their videos, I couldn’t tell you why, but maybe this video has something to do with it. It’s some rapper named Scarface’s song called High Note, where some video slut with a fatty ass gets naked and lets him fuck her on camera, I figurehe’s just taking advantage of his situation, you know has a record deal and budget to make a video and figures he might as well use it to hire sluts that he can pretend to fuck or actually fuck because his wife doesn’t like it when his sex without her is not work related. There’s masturbating, tits, ass, possible pussy and it puts jerking off to the SPice Girls first single because Scary Spice had hard nipples pretty much to shame, I mean if you’re not a racist, you know the kind of guy who doesn’t feel like this is like a trip to the zoo, and you can actually stomach black people having sex, or simulating sex, like I can…..

Posted in:High Note|Music Video|Scarface|Sex

2008

31

Dec

Sexually Charged Video of the Day

I don’t know this girl Muffy is, but if you like black girls and want to see them dancing around in their underwear, workout wear, hanging in the bath while singing about how you shouldn’t hate her because her diamonds are “hella rocky” and some other useless shit, this video will give you something to jerk off to.

Posted in:Music Video|Sex