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2012

02

Jul

Micaela Schaefer Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Micaela Schaefer is pretty amazing, not in a talented, interesting or original way….strictly in a self promoting, exhibitionist, trying to be a glamour model before turning 30 kind of way…leading to toplessness, publicity stunts, that actually work and get her a fan base, because dudes are so easy to seduce, all it takes is tits…

These are some pics from her topless calendar, that I can only assume she’s producing herself, and that is like every topless, implant titty photoshoot before it….all low level stripper quality and shit…and I am into it….

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2012

02

Jul

Some Random Unknown Paz de la Huerta Nudes of the Day

I am a fan of Paz de la Heurta cuz she’s on some gutter slut kick…and I was actually pretty amazed by the fact that she actually got work on TV back in the Boardwalk Empire days before getting fired…you know cuz she looks like some rich kid who has an artist loft in New York that she uses to fuck everyone as she fucks herself up with various drugs cuz daddy was too busy working and fucking the secretary to make her feel secure in her privileged self life…..but I was probably only a fan cuz she was always naked and rocking a hipster bush that coincidentally maintained historical continuity….cuz all other girls they auditioned were bikini waxed and that just wouldn’t work for a 1920s whore….

Either way, since her being fired, she’s been in a lot of nude shoots, staying relevant and thus staying awesome and I dig it….

No idea when this one is from, but I like it, it’s an opitical illusion and shit….trippy.

Posted in:NSFW|Paz de la Huerta

2012

02

Jul

Olivia Munn Topless in Magic Mike of the Day

Olivia Munn Topless in Magic Mike

Olivia Munn is an attention seeking bottom feeding slut who made the common mistake that is often made by girls who want to be famous once they reach a certain level of fame without realizing they’ve peaked and instead think they’ve only just begun….I mean reality was she was on G4TV, a show I assume less than 100,000 people watch a day, which is pretty pathetic in terms of TV fame….I mean their youtube videos of their scamming, pretend they are into tech for nerds who watch them and assume they are dream girls, only get 10,000 views….proving that they don’t matter, but that’s hard to really decipher when the fans you do have are so loyal to you, even more loyal to you than they are to their virginity….

So she quits her one good thing to be a famous actor or something she always wanted….and instead, a few years later, she’s taking nude parts in the biggest movies she can find…when she thought she was gonna be headlining the shit…and I think this is the best she’s ever been…usually I hate her much more…..I guess titties have a calming effect….

Posted in:NSFW|Olivia Munn|Photos

2012

29

Jun

Sabine Jemeljanova and Ellis Cooper for Loaded August 2012 of the Day

Sabine Jemeljanova and Ellis Cooper are a couple non-celebrity, decent looking bitches, who are even more decent cuz they are willing to get naked for Loaded Magazine, who probably pay them very little but who give them a stamp of approval that allows them to take their career to the next level, or more likely that will allow them to cut the line at night clubs, or even get paid to host parties, cuz that’s really all they were looking for out of life, and it sure beats being a stripper…I like this hustle….it is pretty much amazing….


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Posted in:Ellis Cooper|NSFW|Sabine Jemeljanova

2012

29

Jun

Sharon Stone in a Weird See Through of the Day


Sharon Stone is tapping into her glory days….of flashing body parts that America has deemed inappropriate, indecent, smutty, vulgar, pornographic, obscene and scandalous…you know shit you aren’t supposed to flash or people aren’t supposed to be into you flashing…even though that would make them homosexuals…something else that is frowned upon in America…making for one huge sexually confused culture that is obsessed with violence, sex, money, power, fast food, and material goods….while making a big deal out of a little pussy or titty action….retarded….

What’s even more retarded is Sharon Stone’s shirt….I mean I’d be down with this style if people under 55 picked up on it….because at 55, it is kinda depressing, even if I appreciate how comfortable she is with herself cuz she’s reached the age of not giving a fuck…..and even if I’d still do her….It’d be better on a 20 year old…..

Weird.


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Posted in:NSFW|Sharon Stone

2012

29

Jun

Lucy Pinder Topless Phototshoot for her 2012 Calendar 6 Months In of the Day

Thesee Lucy Pinder 2012 Calendar pictures that I’ve been seeing around the internet today, even though 2012 is half over, and the end of the world is only 6 months away, are so fucking hot they froze up my computer and pretty much broke the fucking thing….

Seriously, I never really bother with UK Glamour Models who have hot fucking tits and who don’t mind showing them off, cuz let’s face it they are just tits, even if they are spectacular tits, a lesson more girls need to learn, cuz the only bitches I see flashing and topless in life who aren’t strippers, are feminist lesbians, and there is no real fun in that….but Lucy Pinder gets it, owns it and is going places…


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Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW|Photos

2012

28

Jun

Danielle Sharp Hot for Front Magazine of the Day

Front Magazine is doing things right…They are finding hot nobodies and turning them into their own celebrities….probably paying them very little…but making them get topless in the process…usually showing off some rocking fucking tits, reminding us that real celebrities are a fucking headache, especially when there are hot eager everyday chicks who want to be famous willing to a lot for exposure…..I dig it…especially when the tits involved are so abnormally huge…..and amazing….

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2012

27

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Nipples in a Weird Photoshoot for Terry Richardsaon of the Day

I love Lohan.

Sure, she ignores me even though she once used to text me always and that’s ok…why would she bother texting me….I’m not Terry Richardson, or a film producer, or anyone who can help her, or that she can use for more than being a face to sit on all fucking day, or a body to stand next to to feel skinny, before realizing what she is doing to herself and that she can do so much better, helping her find her self esteem and leaving me broken and alone, even though I have no soul or emotions…..I would have stories of banging Lohan…and possibly a cold sore or two as battle wounds to prove it….

She’s fantastic. I like to tell her we are connected at the soul. I like to believe she’s making a comeback and will win an Oscar….but more importantly…I like staring at her amazing tits that are probably fake…cuz really they are her best performance….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|NSFW|Photos

2012

26

Jun

Kate Upton Terry Richardson GQ Shoot Video of the Day


People hate me because I call Kate Upton a fat chick who isn’t fat yet….those people unfortunately are optimists who don’t see the dark cloud over the future…They don’t believe in global warming and they are convinced that the rich aren’t investing in space travel because their industry has destroyed the world….they just live in their simple, happy, sheltered life behind blinders and appreciate a set of big fucking tits in a wet t-shirt….all hard nippled and amazing….but that doesn’t mean Kate Upton isn’t a fat girl in training….and even if she is I can still kick back and appreciate this shit too…I can put truth behind me and really take it in….cuz she’s busty as fuck…and this is exactly what the hype is all about amazing…

Either way, Terry Richardson is cashing in on this Kate Upton Train and this is the video that would be better if she didn’t look like she was gonna end up obese….but still good and busty…..

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Posted in:Kate Upton|NSFW|Videos

2012

25

Jun

Alec Baldwin’s Fiance’s Pantyless Upskirt of the Day

I don’t really think there was any debate as to whether Alec Baldwin’s 20 something year old wife was a whore, or if she wore panties, or if she wasn’t anything more than a sex kitten who was gonna win the lottery by getting him to marry her….I mean why else would a 50 year old be with a 20 year old….it’s not the in depth conversation…it is the pussy….and making said pussy do many tricks…especially when it is a yoga instructor….

Maybe this is what he was talking about last week when he said the paparazzi are ruining his life….before or after attacking one….or maybe this is just her way of saying she’s not allowed to wear panties cuz if she does Daddy will be mad and call off the marriage and find hotter contortionists in their 20s….

Who knows…I just know she’s mooning us and I’m offended…..


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Posted in:Alec Baldwin|NSFW