The internet LOVES viral challenges.
I think the new Viral Challenge should he jerking off to RUMER WILLIS’ tits.
RUMER WILLIS was a celebrity child who was dragged through pop culture for pretty much her entire childhood because her mom was Plastic Surgery queen Demi Moore and Rumer’s face was evidence of just how much work Demi had done….unless she got it from her daddy.
The point is that the poor girl, just trying to live her rich kid life, was told how ugly she was on a regular basis, when all she wanted to do was be celebrated as a talented singer, or whatever it is she put together with her high profile genetics….
That doesn’t mean she let the haters get through her her, maybe she didn’t feel she was ugly and that she was immune to the normies or simpletons laughing or throwing feces at the people in the mansion at the top of the hill.
I mean, you wouldn’t let some losers on the internet phase your awesome life because they think you’re ugly from their basement apartment their mom pays for because the videostore they tried getting a job at shut down…
The point is, Rumer Willis is a mom, she has tits, maybe fake tits like her MOMMY, and that RUMER WILLIS hate is totally unnecessary when we should treat her like the premium, top shelf pussy that she is.
You see, it’s a package deal….the entity that is RUMER is more than an asymmetric face she’s sorted out….she’s quality.
So the internet CHALLENGE is jerking off to RUMER the way her tits are meant to be jerked off to….the way ASHTON KUTCHER probably did when they all lived together in IDAHO…NO YOU DA HO.
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