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2017

12

Jun

Dakota Fanning and her Fat Managers of the Day

Dakota Fanning posted a bikini pic with what we used to call in the 90s a couple of Fat Managers…

It was the girl that the hotter skinnier girl would hang out with so that when pics came around – or even pre pics – when people would come around – they’d look the hottest…and the tightest and often times, weren’t even that hot or that tight – but by comparison they were…like an optical illusion…some “magic eye poster” shit….

We’d call them fat managers, because as much as the skinny hot one liked having the fat ones around to look hotter against, or to spew all their stories on as the fat one groupied and envied her….the fat ones liked the skinny one around because it made them seem hotter or more desirable…as the hot one would lure in so much attention there’d be a spillover…

With that spillover the hot one would choose the dude she wanted to get with and his friends or other dudes would be pawned onto the fat chicks, they’d call that JUMPING THE GRENADE, and everyone would fuck, some happier than others, usually the fat chick….because she got laid..

Point being, if you wanted the hot chick you’d have to go through the fat manager, you’d have to win her trust and friendship but not make her want to fuck you, because if she did, it’d be over and you’d be fucking the fat manager not the hot chick….it was always a complicated dance…but luckily for me, I’m vile and the hot chicks never wanted me, so I’d just end up giving the fat manager a foot massage while my friend would fuck the hot one and jerk off in the bathroom when everyone was asleep….

Life.

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2017

12

Jun

Donna D’Errico LOL of the Day

Donna D’Errico still exists – she’s 50 and looks like this – and that in and of itself is amazing….

She’s the ex wife of Nikki Sixx, probably the mother of his kid, but most interestingly, she was a TV star…in Baywatch…hilarious…if you think about it, because all these 90s bitches, who also posed for Playboy but ended up on Baywatch “acting”…looked like low level strippers, still look like low level strippers, and to think that that was what fame was about…is weird.

I guess things haven’t changed, really, the implants are more believable maybe, the looks more natural…but when these plastic, aging weird women from my past come along I remember…the world has always been so fucking cheesy…these rock and roll girls are the ratchets who fuck rappers of today – it’s same same but different…because humans are always the same uninspiring and usually disgusting bundle of gross.

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2017

12

Jun

Rosario Dawson Cocktease of the Day

Last week, Rosario Dawson’s legal team reported my site to google, even after I deleted her nude selfies that were leaked or posted to the internet – that I wasn’t even sure were of her – but I am now – because her legal team came after me…I got the final notice from them yesterday…

You know angry she’s an exhibitionist who gets naked in pics, like everyone else in the world, including me, like I’ll facetime a bitch my cock if she really wants it – why the fuck would I care…and I’m anonymous on the internet…this one is some coke party girl who recently found her dead cousin who was employed by her – because that’s how hard they go….someone who has been out there, naked or naked enough since she was 17….and she cares that I repost pics I found on tumblr…come on…

Then she goes out and snaps her toplessness with the hashtag free the nipple without showing…like a cocktease you know she is – because as an actress that’s what she does…but still…offensive…

Posted in:Rosario Dawson|SFW

2017

12

Jun

Kim Van der Laan Nipples for Glamour UK of the Day

Kim Van der Laan – is a model I don’t follow on INSTAGRAM , well I do now…because I have an addiction to following every single girl who has ever taken a slutty picture – but unfortunately, instagram caps you at 7500 people…and I can’t follow anymore sluts, but there are 100s of thousands of them out there and I want them all on my feed so that I can stare at their slutty pics…

This Kim Van der Laan character isn’t quite an instagram hooker, but she’s got tits in Glamour UK which is a fashion / porn mag and could be her big break…one you know she’s either masturbated to – or her friends for High School who always wanted to see her tits have masturbated to…and now you can masturbate to it too..

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2017

12

Jun

Amber Rose Bush for Instagram of the Day

Anything for attention with this one…gutter and disgusting stripper and rapper fucker Amber Rose is starting a new feminist movement about freeing the bush, which is a good thing, something I’ve been an advocate for for a long fucking time and that I know is now becoming a trend, because bush is hot, it’s easier to maintain than shaving, it’s more comfortable, and it’s time…

Now I don’t know how many other girls will start posting their bush, but I do know that we are living in a wonderful time where most girls have pubic hair, the decoration of their pussy, the accessory, that is so fucking sexy and I want my face in it…but not so much Amber Rose’s bush, she’s a vile pig who disgusts me…

But bush as a whole…on a hole….must be CELEBRATED…and posted on instagram for me to jerk off to…

I don’t know why these women think not shaving is a trophy, it’s just fucking lazy and amazing, it requires less work…and I don’t know why it’s a political agenda or protest that women feel the need to come together on as a group – but it’s hilarious that it is – it says alot about women and how easily influenced they are by each other to think shaving pussy is the way to life…crazy…

Posted in:Amber Rose

2017

12

Jun

Maitland Ward for Instagram of the Day

Maitland Ward writes me emails every time I say that a reader of the site sent me screenshots of a conversation he had with her – that she denies – despite me having the screen shots – where she offered to fuck him without a condom – I think anal sex was involved – I’d have to look – for $1000..

I don’t know why she’s upset I write about it, she denies it ever happned, but more importantly, the world is full of much cheaper escorts, sure they weren’t a 1990s fetish to people who watched Boy Meets world, and they don’t get written about on blogs, but 1000 dollars is good money….why be ashamed…

I do think Maitland Ward is funny, a good time, she puts herself out there and doesn’t give a fuck, with her 40 year old monster tits…and I dig what she does…so whether she fucks for money- something she denies aggressively…or not…I don’t want to rain on that parade because as much as I avoid posting her pics…some are just too good, in a WTF is going on kind of way – to ignore…

Posted in:Maitland Ward

2017

12

Jun

Frida Aasen – Bikini Model of the Day

Apparently, I follow everyone on social media, including this FRIDA Aasen chick…who I bet I’ve done posts on because all these models get naked and I like that shit…but that I don’t remember because there is too much noise out there…

Have I see her tits? Probably and I’m not even going to bother googling it because I already know it’s out there, as these feminists have won, they’ve taken the excitement out of nipples, by saturating my life with nipples, only the jokes on them, I still love nipples, there’s just so many out there I don’t need to track down these ones that were taken last month or longer…I can just look around and find NEW ones…that were taken this weekend…

Fresh titty content is my favorite…

Posted in:SFW

2017

12

Jun

Whitney Cummings on Vacation of the Day

Whitney Cummings is a Comedian…or is it Comedienne. I don’t really remmeber any of her jokes because Stand Up comedy rarely impresses me. Maybe it is because I am a joke snob and bitter that I can’t write jokes as popular or as easy to understand as these usually unattractive people talking their shit on stage…or maybe I don’t find it impressive to hear the same jokes over and over – as these people usually use the same jokes over and over – and the ones who are actually successful are the worst kind of person who thinks they are funny, and works so hard at it, making it not that funny at all..

Why can’t a naturally funny dude just get picked up promoted and exist, instead it’s these assholes who move to LA and practice in front of the mirror, telling the same joke over and over in his 30 minute set, you know to lock down that 30…and I just never laugh at the shit..

Whitney Cummings was an interesting specimen in the comedy space for a while, she was just this 8/10 type chick which is a good rating, a generous rating, but she was skinny with big tits making sex jokes and not a monster like Sarah Silverman…

Well, she ended up producing a handful of shows on TV, and made millions…so good for her…let her play in her bikini….all she wants…because she made it – all in just a few years..I think at one point she was Executive producer on 4 TV shows…

Now I still don’t like comedy, or funny girls, because I hate laughing and I hate jokes…but I like tits, bikini or not…so here they are…

Posted in:SFW

2017

12

Jun

Elsa Hosk is a Topless Hooker in Hooker Boots Hooking for Instagram Followers of the Day

It’s hard to hate a bitch who posts topless pics of herself on the internet – for the sake of posting topless pics of herself..

You know, maybe she’s a cunt who thinks her being topless is this wonderful thing, as dudes pay her lots of money for these tits, but they didn’t always, if anything she’s just a symbol of perseverance, a titty model who believed in her tits, and took them as far as she could before somehow being cast by Victoria’s Secret – validating all her titty love she had for her titty self…

But she’s still posting titty pics on the internet…and that overrides her shitty ego, because we don’t have to deal with Elsa Hosk…we just get to look at her hooker pics…hooker.

Posted in:SFW

2017

12

Jun

Katy Perry Ass Flash of the Day

Monster Katy Perry or Pig Katy Perry depending where you’re from – is as a general rule a bucket of sloppy bullshit, who buys her friends because she’s scammed the American people…into making her stupid fucking rich…

She’s never done anything overly sexual, at least not to me, because I don’t find her hot…and because she knows she’s not hot enough to carry it, but she has dabbled in sexual to be compelling enough as an “artist”…or whatever she calls her Disney Candy Coated, lame overrated self…and I would still K-Fed her because why not Hollywood this shit..

But she’s flashing her ass, her middle aged, very rich ass…and it’s not that exciting but it happened…and it’s not as bad as you’d expect…in a world of NUDITY everywhere…for attention…here’s some of that….there…

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Posted in:SFW

2017

12

Jun

Bella Hadid Old Pic Hard Nipples to Celebrate Being Back in NYC of the Day

I prefer her fucking the air with her bikini jacked up her twat on her NYC balcony video

Bella Hadid wanted to let her stalkers know she’s back in NYC, you know so they park outside her house and take paparazzi pics of her for the media to pick up to help push her personal social media brand…

So she let the world know by posting a hard nipple, on what must be an implant tit, pixelated, low res throwback pic that she’s already posted, because why take an actual pic of an actual moment for an app called INSTA gram….filter / hair and make-up / filter…you know..the real issue is that I know this pic is old…what is wrong with me – and my life…

But luckily, I like hard nipples…and hopefully…her locating herself for the paparazzi and attention triggers her stalker who abducts her – teaches her a few lessons about living and the hardships one can face…you know to build some character..

Here’s her TRANNY video – looking trans in Paris as all these hookers do thanks to LIP injections and their BFF’s dad being TRANS..

Posted in:SFW

2017

12

Jun

Dude Dressed Like a Kardashian and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Takes a Piss of the Day

Hot Naked chick at the Western Wall

Naked Body Painted Weirdos

BMW Driver Threatens to Kill School Bush Driver

Dude Spends 30k to Become an Elf

Girlfriend Joins Fight

AMazing Sink Hole Video

Weird Car Accident of the Day

The Insane Rescue of Kala Brown

Man Tries to Kill his Ex Wife…Her New BF is a Real Hero

Baby Found in Garbage Bin

Posted in:SFW

2017

12

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It amazes me how few girls from Tinder get scared off when I say I am going to rape and kill them when we meet, they usually find it funny and exciting and send me a place and time to meet, which I usually don’t go to – because I assume it is a set up, but the times I have gone, I’ve not only had sex with the tinder – but they showed up…despite my rape and murder comments…because girls either want to be raped and murdered, it’s exciting and passionate, even romantic…or they are psychos who like risk….and adventure…or they know I’m full of shit because I barely like touching a human, let alone dismembering them to dispose of them…gross…also…you can’t rape when you can’t get erections..

Either way, girls are silly…

Trump is Selling his Vacation House for 28 Million
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Sara Jean Underwood Slutty Maid
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Shark Struggling in 3 Feet of Water
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Lea Michele SLutty in Canada
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Jessica Chastain Got Married
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Fast Worker – Super Human LEvel
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African Warlord Pranks Call of Duty Gamer
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Travis Scott Compares Kyle and Kendall Pussy
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The Dad Who’s Favorite Word is HUH
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Black Panther – Trailer
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I want this Fresh Prince Metal Cover To Die
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World’s Oldest Cigar Merchant!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

If you want to fuck your sexts, or the girls you like on instagram who answer your messages, don’t spend a week trying to convince them that you’re a spam bot…but also don’t tell them your arguments about why murder should be legal, because the government shouldn’t control our morality, and it is natural instinct to kill…and to say you can’t kill is going against our natural instinct…and definitely don’t go into how you would dispose of the body, because even when you try to explain how disgusted you are of live humans, thus extra disgusted by dead humans….they’ll think you’re a weirdo.

That said…here are some stepLINKS….of the WEEKEND.

Amanda Bynes is Back
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Halle Berry – Toned Stomach
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Rhian Sugden’s Big Tits in a Bikini
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Hot Tub Time Machine Cast Get Their Own TV Show
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Tom Hardy’s Sweet Tribute to his Dog….I Hate Dog Deaths
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Kristen Stewart – Slutty and Braless Lesbian
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Steve Irwin’s Son is Doing the Steve Irwin
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Goats of the Day
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Slutty Cosplay
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Christie Brinkley – Old but Hot…
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Black Panther – Poster
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Bing Watching TV can Kill You
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Aaron Carter Has a Message for Terrorists
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Sandwich Bag – Firestarter
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Selena Gomez – Nipple
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Rope Free Climb of the Day
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Adrienne Bailon – Bathign SUit
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6 Foof Water Balloon Fail
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Caroline FLACK Nipple
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Thandie Newton Naked in West World
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Hidden Adult Jokes in Sponre Bob
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Olivia MUNN is a Slut
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World’s Largest Parkour Course
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Seinfeld VS Kesha
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Some Chick Named Halsey Midrifff
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Random Tumblr Porn
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Flashing the Pool Guy Fail
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Tessa Fowler – Big Tits
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Weird – Woman Driving Blowjob Insanity
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Hailey Baldwin – Maxim SLut
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Chick in a THong
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Amazing Tits…
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Slutty Chick on Cam of the Day
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Wet Chick of the Day
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SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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SFW CAM GIRL CLIPS OF THE WEEK
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HOT SLUTTY IMAGES OF HOT SLUTTY GIRLS HOT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

09

Jun

Bella Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

Bella Hadid has some great fucking tits.

Real or not doesn’t matter, because her existence is really some plastic, fabricated bullshit, that is working out for her…and is a bit of a joke to anyone watching on….you know so everything about her is some real bullshit…

But the tits, they are great.

HERE SHE IS FUCKING A SKATEBOARD…

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