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2018

06

Mar

Kate Upton’s Fat Tits of the Day

Kate Upton may be a monster…but when she has her tits in what must be an overly supportive bra…I’m talking engineered by the people at SPACEX…to support these sloppy shits…

She matters, she’s relevant, she’s got all the talent her rich, entitled, brat needs…

Even though the rest of her is broad backed, dumpy and terrifying….

I will never think she deserved the fame she got, because she’s nothing special….but I do understand why these monster tits are celebrated in a world of perverts who love big tits…

Keep em coming fatty…it’s the only thing she’s consistent on.

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2018

06

Mar

Madison Beer Furry Titties of the Day

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Madison Beer should be teaching marketing classes at the local colleges, because Madison Beer gets is….

That’s not to say she’s a genius, or interesting, but you don’t have to be a genius or interesting, but she gets that she’s got big tits and that with those big tits she can get attention from people who otherwise had no idea who she was…

A year ago, no one on the mainstream knew who she was….I mean you perverts, But she was on youtube, big tits on youtube, big on Youtube, underage on Youtube because her mom figured out how to manipulate her tits for the perver..and that alone is magical enough when it grows up only wanting to famewhore like she always have…

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2018

06

Mar

Maitland Ward’s Patreon Pussy of the Day

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I may like to be the villain who calls out Maitland Ward as a disgusting mess of a woman, who loves the attention she’s getting, in some weird sexual fetish her and her husband have managed to turn into a business…making over 40k a month now…all for a premium Snapchat, real fucking perverts pay 15 dollars a month to participate in, so that they can see her pussy flashed at them, instead of looking at actual porn….they like the “she looks like that woman I saw at Walmart buying a vat of Crisco”….

I may be the one laughing about how disgusting Maitland Ward is, how sloppy she is, how shameless she is…and how she’s 20 years late on the sex work…

But she’s making the 40k a month off this shit, and thus the winner…

It may seem ridiculous, her content shit,..the whole instagram / social media tactics pathetic….but the people have spoken and appreciate her, like her, pay her…whether because they feel sorry for her or not…she’s getting the cash…and the attention and the ego boost…she probably always dreamed of..

I’m not ready for this new chapter in the Sex Worker’s life…but people are so this PUSSY flash is for you.

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2018

06

Mar

Sophie Turner Pantyhose Fetish of the Day

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Sophie Turner is walking with some Jonas Brother, who I just googled to see if he is a Jonas Brother, and who is a Jonas brother and who is apparently her fiance..they engaged yo…probably a GREEN CARD Play…immigrants…always stealing our men and our jobs…

These paparazzi pics may not be as exciting as her Valentine’s Day beach paradise erotica for most…

But to the pantyhose fetishists, they are everything, they just want to take off her hipster booties and sniff a day’s worth of pantyhose wearing off them, until ejaculation…

Even to the non pantyhose fetishists, there’s something nice about how they hold woman together….

Now I don’t care about Sophie Turner or think she’s all that hot, but she’s on Game of Thrones and people love that shit…especially nerd weirdos who like dragons…and I figure the overlap of pantyhose fetishists and Game of Thrones fans is huge…and these pics may kill a motherfucker….who is probably better off dead really…because you’re a loser.

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2018

06

Mar

Krysten Ritter in Nylon Magazine of the Day

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Krysten Ritter is a skinny fake goth bitch who is also an actor in some Netflix bullshit that doesn’t matter to me because it has superheroes in it but that likely matters to you because it has super heroes in it…. she’s skinny despite being old and that’s all a woman really needs to be get through the casting couch…because the world is fat and that offends me…

This is a shoot for Nylon, because I guess they are still around..

It’s not as shameless and what hipster bullshit that Nylon Represents once was..but it happened…and here it is.

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2018

06

Mar

Government Official Makes Girl Touch is Cock and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Sniffs Hookers Used Panties

Hooker Fight…

Bathing in Sewage…

Sex Toy of the Day

Cop Suspended for Frisking a Woman with Big Titties

Thousands of Dead Starfish on a UK Beach.

Chick Knocks Out a Dude

Chicago Subway Late Night…

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2018

06

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nature of the internet has changed so much…

Years ago, I entered a modeling contest as a male model, and won by huge numbers thanks to my team of internet warriors who I assume are no more…

My profile picture was me in my mask…all fat in a pervy shirt….like the rockstar I am…

And I beat out all these homo twinks trying to make it..

Yet…I never got my prize…

Now I’m trying to get SUPPORT ON PATREON LIKE MAINLAND WARD…

And I’m failing…

Homeless people better with then me with begging…

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2018

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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People don’t like my theory that it takes two people to get sexually assaulted, because they think of the little kids who are assaulted by sick fucking people, or innocent women walking home from work, you know just trying to live their life…

They don’t realize that I am referencing the celebrities and instagram models who are accusing other rich people, or dudes in their scene of sexually assault after putting themselves in insane situations anyone with paranoia issues wouldn’t put themselves in, like meeting a dude to do a shoot or a casting at 1 am in a hotel room….after he sends you creepy texts…you know what I mean….

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Kylie Jenner Post Pregnancy Liposuction Panty Picture
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Police Ram Suspect in Gas Station
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LEA MICHELE LEOTARD
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Emma Watson got the Times Up Tattoo On
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The Most Famous Actor You’ve Never Seen
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Model See Through
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Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples
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Greta Gerwig’s Fat Pretentious Ass
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Madison Beer Leggings…
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Celebs Naked in Movies
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2018

05

Mar

Rita Ora Tits out of the Day

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Rita Ora is posting some slutty posts on social media, which is pretty much her thing, and you probably saw them on social media, because social media made the blogs irrelevant, because no one needs to hear my commentary on Rita Ora, or her tits, or how she’s been trying to get famous for many years, even though no one actually knows what she does.

I call this “From fucking a Kardashian, to fucking a DJ / Producer, to fucking whoever else I am too lazy to google but know she fucked because otherwise we wouldn’t be talking about her”….

I consider her a low hanging celebrity who is barely a celebrity, with tits she promotes hard, and that we’ve already seen, and that are getting bored of because there are so many other tits to look at….but that this one managed to use properly enough to get on a 50 Shades of Grey song with a kid from One Direction so that people finally care…

It just takes one hit to get there and she’s likely been hammering away at this one hit for fucking ever….and pulled it off…and still pulling that top off….

Here’s to making it in America like she wants to – up on some next Rihanna and Katy Perry bullshit performer level…who are all as bootleg as her…

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2018

05

Mar

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is posting the braless hard nipples on the social media -and I like it… because I am a pervert and because she’s one of my favorite celebrity kids…and hard nippled….the way she should be she’s young and modern and on trend in this world of social media creators….BRAS are out…hard nipples are in…let the world know you are a strong woman…with your hard nipples….

Exciting!!

A rich pretentious brat with a spoiled as fuck upbringing who I think deserves to be an entitled brat…because her father is Johnny Depp….and she’s just set for life and rollin’ with the celebrity that comes with being a young celebrity….without being a celebrity…cuz her dad did all the work…

I am into it.

Here she is topless for a photoshoot we may have already seen

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