Couple on a Balcony
Drunk Driver Opens Door to Vomit and Falls Out
Dog Catches House on Fire
Army Veteran vs Casino Robber
Mad Cow Of the Day…
The Birds are Coming
Asian Couple on a Bed at their Wedding
Motorcycle Guy Gets Launched
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2018
07
Feb
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Whenever I see flashing lights outside my house, even though I don’t do anything illegal, I always think the cops are going to break down my door and come after me. I don’t think it’s narcissism – I think it’s just some weird paranoia that I am going to be inconvenienced in my night of drinking on my soiled couch….where I’ll have to put on a shirt and pants and deal with the whole legal system…
Last night, the old lady in the apartment down the hall from me slipping on ice, the ambulance came to save her…and I saw the lights, turned off all my lights and spent an hour in the fucking closest..hoping to not get caught….something I am sure anyone visiting this site knows all too much about…but you’re in a different kind of closet.
My life is far less exciting than when I’d leave the house to try to get girls to flash me their tits…but with this computer…tits are everywhere….and it’s cold out there…
Here are some morning links…
Goldie Hawn – Grandma Porn…
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Quentin Tarantino on that Uma Car Crash
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Eagles Quarterback Proposed After Superbowl Win
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In case you Missed it – That UMA Car Crash
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The CEO of Pepsi – A Woman – Getting Hate for Saying Doritos are for Dudes
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This Slackline Wedding is Just Dumb as Fuck
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Pam Anderson in a Short Skirt
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Sarah Silverman is No Longer Kate Beckinsale’s Hot Daughter’s StepMom
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Newsweek Raided for Serving Video Ads on BOT Traffic, something ALL the big Publishers Do and Make Millions Doing…
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2018
06
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
People sometimes ask me how I became such an important internet entrepreneur with this whole blog like a 12 year old girl about celebs I don’t care about for very little money because I am an idiot who won’t jump into porn, or the mainstream and just sort of exist…
And I always say that it all started with a girl who worked at a shoe store – who asked me if I could sell her dirty panties online for her – in an era when no one sold dirty panties – and that I agreed to do to be around the dirty panties – only to find out the dirty panties I was being provided was glue stick and tuna water soaked…..and not actually worn….but more importantly…that ebay in 1999 didn’t like dirty panty vendors….
LOOK AT ME NOW…a REAL SUCCESS STORY…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Lohan Reciting her Favorite Lines from Mean Girls – Cuz She Milks This Show Hard
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Tarantino Said Polanski isn’t a Rapist – it was Consensual…
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127 Pound Woman Eats 501 Wings
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Maitland Ward Nipple
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Girl in a Bikini of the Day
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Jerking Off to Posh Spice Nipples
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Selena Gomez pays A Lot for Rehab – She’s Real Crazy
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Taylor Swift Spent 50 Million Dollars on Apartments in NYC
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Uma Thurman’s Kill Bill Car Crash
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Vandal Caught on Camera
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Kyle Jenners Kid is Named
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Saoirse Ronan – Cleavage
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Ashley Graham in Bikinis with her Fat Mom
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Rose McGowan Fighting with the Trans Woman
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White Man Tricks Locals Speaking HINDI
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Katy Perry Says I Kissed a Girl Would Have Different Lyrics if Written Today Cuz She’s a Trend Chasing Pile of Shit
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J.Lo in GUESS Ads for Rapist Marciano…
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Amber Rose Looking Rough
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ROBOT PENCIL PRINTER
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Daredevil Slackline Wedding
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Lily Rose Depp at the Airport
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Lucy Watson Leather Skirt…
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Emmy Rossum in a Dress
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Jaime King – Old Heroin Addict
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Paris Hilton at an Event
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Sarah Hyland Almost Looking Hot at the Gym
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Madison Beer of the Day
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Victoria Beckham Nipples
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Sarah Hyland ALmost hot in Leggings
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Megan Fox Old Lady in Slippers
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Francesca Eastwood is HOT
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From stepSMUT!!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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JERK OFF BETTER!
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FAT NAKED BITCH
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Nude Photography of the Day
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Cam Girl Doesn’t Care That Her Mom is in the Room
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Some Big Titties
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19 Year Old Tide Pod Eater / Meth Head
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Weird Public Pussy Eating at an Event
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Topless Firefighter – Looks Legit
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2 Girls 1 Dildo
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TOOLS TO HELP YOU JERK OFF !
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Titty Model and her Polaroids
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Horny Fat Teen
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2018
06
Feb
Barbara Palvin Legs of the Day
Barbara Palvin once a patsy for the people at Victoria’s Secret to avoid a scandal involving Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber after their bullshit infomercial all you idiots buy into….
Now ousted by Victoria’s Secret for whatever reason, and really she may even still work at Victoria’s Secret, I don’t keep track of that brothel or the sex workers they’ve hired….I just post shit as it comes in….
Still willing to get in lingerie, because as an 18 year old Hungarian she knew the sacrifices she had to make to get out of that Cold War era bunker she lived in, and will continue that struggle….of getting into lingerie…which isn’t really a struggle…but let these girls think their work matters…
This time for GQ Portugal…not offical GQ…but it counts…they license the same logo…you know and I’m sure people in Brazil read it…cuz of the Portuguese…assuming people anywhere still read magazines…
Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW
2018
06
Feb
Kate Upton Fat Girl in SHORTS of the Day
Kate Upton, in fascinating Kate Upton news, was actually raised in Florida, which makes her story all the more trashy, despite having a grandfather who invented WHIRLPOOL appliances…her father was a high school gym teacher, and she spent her days riding horses, before she was too heavy for the sport…because that’s what rich WASPs do….
She was originally found at a Casting call in Miami, and moved to NEW YORK, where at 18 she was the face of GUESS?, her first international campaign before Marciano sold her off to SI, because they do have a partnership GUESS? and SI and work together on building out the celebrity of these models to make them a bigger deal…and now…she’s not only showing off her weird chubby awkward shaped body in short…but she’s also calling out Marciano…THE MAN WHO MADE HER CAREER…a sexual predator…because I guess a young, dumb, eager Kate Upton…motorboated his ass and has been able to LIVE the fucking dream because of it.
I am not all for sexual predators, but to call out the man who bascially gave you the life she lives, there would be no SI, No Champion Pitcher Husband, she’d be working at hooters…I mean except for her starting out rich…but you know what I mean…if you sell your soul to the devil you can’t get mad at the devil…but you can put on shorts and creep us all out.
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Here she is in pink leggings – because why not…
Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW
2018
06
Feb
Natalie Portman in a Magazine of the Day
Natalie Portman is the Jewish icon to Jewish men everywhere – because she’s hot – and they look at her as a beacon of hope that their Jewish wife they are forced to marry – unless they get a non Jewish girl to convert – will look like this….and not like their accountant…you know how these things work…
I saw her NATALIE PORTMAN RAP that went VIRAL…and now I am seeing her getting butt fucked by a YOGA ball…I guess her Israeli army training has taught her versatility…not that she did the army, she was too famous for that, she’s no Gal Gadot mooch, she’s legit especially to the Star Wars Nerds who chronically masturbate to her even though she’s pretty much 40 years old.
Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW
2018
06
Feb
Caitlin Stasey Pussy of the Day
Caitlin Stasey is some Australian on some show called Neighbors, that has been on TV for 50 years or more, that has created Kylie Minogue and other idiots possibly including Margot ROBBIE, Fat Amy, Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, Melissa Joan Hart and whoever the fuck else is from AUSTRALIA polluting our lives in NORTH AMERICA, like the THIEVING pieces of shit they were bred to be….Australians…
This one, along with her trashy accent, her constant willingness to flash her tits on her feed for attention, has gone out there and posted her pussy lips to her 240k fans…because SHE IS AUSTRALIAN…and Australian women are the right level of trashy, willing to get drunk and fuck and this one I guess is trying to make a name for herself – with her pussy – I am a fan.
I don’t know if this is actual pussy, but it looks like it probably is….on the right….if that’s not pussy skin…I don’t know pussy skin.
Posted in:Caitlin Stasey
2018
06
Feb
Demi Lovato Tits of the Day
Demi Lovato understands marketing, or her team of people do….because these titty pics she posted over the weekend got 1.6 million likes, while her regular posts that aren’t sexual get 1 million – 1.2 million likes…you see it’s SCIENTIFIC….tits get hits…
I know she pulled this bullshit about being a feminist, activist, body positive….but that quickly turned into fitness whore, half naked with them titties out, and she’s running with this angle or strategy..and since you like celebrity tits…even if you’re like me and hate celebs…it makes for a great tit filled time…not that this is that hot, but it happened.
Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW
2018
06
Feb
Alexandra Smelova Naked of the Day
Alexandra Smelova is the nude model of the day, because I realize there are more girls getting nude in photoshoots for fun, than there are girls getting nude for photoshoots that are paid, and often times the nude photoshoots that are for fun, are with girls a lot more interesting than girls who would get paid to get nude….
She’s from Russia, which is exactly where you’d want a model like this to be from, so that you could offer to buy her for a green card, provided her boyfriend isn’t some rich Russian mobster gangster rigging your election or doping the olympics, because the Russians are ruthless people with hot chicks like this to keep them all rewarded….
Posted in:Alexandra Smelova
2018
06
Feb
Bethenny Frankel is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day
Bethenny Frankel has been a very rich reality star for a very long time…but she’s also been a fucking zombie who likes to get into a bikini to show off her fake tits as these women do…I mean why else buy yourself a set of tits…right…RIGHT….
The funniest thing about her, is that her entire existence is based on a series of bikini paparazzi pics, that’s all I’ve seen her do the last few years since her Housewives shit ended.
She has one of those hard looking faces that you just can’t quite figure out how she ended up on TV, but who cares about an old lady’s hard face, when she’s got a skinny body , and really she made her money off producing a product line of SKINNY GIRL booze, for the skinny girls to get drunk, the way you like them…so it’s nice to see her keeping it up…
It means she’s passionate about SKINNY, no room for the fat….so for that we celebrate a leader in SKINNY…even if she looks like a ZOMBIE…
Posted in:Bethany Frankel