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2018

14

Feb

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Titties of the Day

Iskra Lawrence is a big girl who is making moves, which I know is against the whole philosophy of big girls, who you’d think are more into sitting and eating chips / cake all day, but this one, this one wants to be famous, known, seen, and thinks she’s hot enough to pull it off, and I guess she is…even though her thighs are terrifying…

Her early career was attempting and failing to be an actual model, back when she was skinny, because she was average looking at best…something that she likes to talk about all the time “I wasn’t always this fat”….but now that she is fat, she’s finally happy….when really it was just a viral stunt to get her noticed, and noticed she was, and here she now is. tits out….

MIRACLES Happen, if you have the right timing…in your decision and angling of gaining weight, despite the impending DIABETES…that could easily come at her and will…it always does…but she’ll be rich enoug to deal with it at the time it does happen…with all her fame and glory..from being a chick who gained weight…weird.

Here is her big girl booty in jeans

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2018

14

Feb

Who Is Pixie Lott of the Day

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Pixie Loot or LOTT isn’t naked enough, therefore not living up to her name that you may or may not recognize…..since we aren’t too sure who she is…

But we do know that one thing I’ve learned as a man on Valentines Day and really on EVERYDAY is that these girls don’t have to be the hottest of bodies, or the hottest of faces, but if they are thin girls, with some skinny legs and a decent round ass……I like em!

And Pixie Lott, despite being under the radar in terms of her celebrity, does know how to dress semi scandalous enough to possibly jerk off to if you’re desperate enough to jerk off to someone with a record contract rather than a porn contract…

Here she is in SWIM SUITS…

Here are some pics….of her….in a magazine

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2018

14

Feb

The Best Valentines Day Gift of the Day

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Don’t let Valentine’s Day get you down…

If you’re alone, be excited about saving the money…

If you’re eager, hit up the dating apps or instagram, there are bound to be lonely girls who are eager to get fucked to make them feel better about their decision of choosing casual sex over relationship…

If you’re like me, and you hate your wife, or if you’re someone I idolize who doesn’t have a wife, GET YOURSELF the Valentines Day gift idea from The Hand Pilot ….

Make no mistake, we are in a new era of sex, a sexual revolution if you will, where girls, pretty much all girls have their vibrators, and we as men have our MASTURBATORS

They’ve tried to make us feel like lonely perverts for owning these, just because they are jealous of these, knowing they can be replaced….

The way I see it, jerk off tools so that no matter how horny I am, I don’t have to lower yourself to fuck your wife….is a win…and jerk off tools to make you not bite the bullet and ruin your life with a wife…is a good thing…

So here’s my Top 5 Reasons a Pocket Pussy is better than a real pussy of the Day

1- Doesn’t Say No – is always in the mood.
2- Doesn’t get Yeast Infection – or it’s period
3- Doesn’t remind you of all that has gone wrong as it ages
4- Doesn’t nag you to shower, or clean up, or put on pants
5- Doesn’t get mad at you for fucking a different pocket pussy or pressure you to propose…

I mean do I really need to continue….we all know MALE MASTURBATORS WIN IN THE GAME OF LOVE – SO GET YOURS NOW

So Don’t make hotel reservations, restaurant reservations, waste your money on flowers or chocolates….SING YOUR 80s ROCK BALLAD LOVE SONG TO YOUR MASTURBATOR – SHOP NOW CLICK HERE

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2018

14

Feb

Walmart Employee Caught Masturbating and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl TASES Vagina

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2018

14

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Went to the butcher to buy bull’s testicles for my Wife on Valentine’s Day…

Turns out you need to make a special order for Bull Testicles….

So the wife isn’t getting the rotting flesh of lost masculinity I think she deserves…

Turns out it takes too much effort for that..

Happy Valentines Day you cunts.

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Great Britain Athlete Vlog’s The Olympic Village
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Tyra Banks Makes SI Cover About Her
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Bianca Gascoigne in a Bikini in Cape Verde
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Girl Avoids Death
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Baby Tries First Lemon
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News Crew Catch Up with Package Theif
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Selena Gomez’s Sexy House
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Zac Efron in Harmony Korine’s new Movie is LOLZ
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Quick Little Dog
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Pimple Popping Game Weirdness
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3 Million Dot Speed Drawing is Cool
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Cam Girls of the Day
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2018

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is Valentine’s Tomorrow, at least according to my computer and phone calendar that is sending me alerts that mean absolutely nothing to me. I mean, I don’t make meetings or appointments, and I sure as hell don’t celebrate valentines day…but my wife does…so I’ve been trying to craigslist her off to some pervert weirdo looking for love on Valentines day, willing to get her out of my house, and hopefully fucked so that I don’t have to do it….hopefully it pans out…I deserve this…..on Valentines Day and Everyday….maybe he’ll fall in love and she’ll finally leave me…that’s the best sound of ROMANCE to me…

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Blackness Covers SI Cover
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Nina Agdal Panty Flash for SI SWIM She Isn’t In
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Freakish Sized Boar
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Skating on Thin Ice Makes Crazy Sounds
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Kim Kardashian’s Bikini
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Roshelle in a Sheer Jumpsuit
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Sarah Silverman Huge Tits
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Nina Dobrev’s Rockin’ Cameltoe
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Fat Katy Perry Still Fucking Orlando Magic
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Arianny Celeste Trashy in a Half Naked Photoshoot
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Guy Smashes Head Through Store Window
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Founding Member of DEVO has a Great Palm Springs House
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Woman Pepper Sprays Dude and Regrets It
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Cat Follows the Road Rules
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Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland Want a Reality Show
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Chicago News Station Things Olympics are at PF Chang
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Piano HORROR Sounds
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Some Scheana Shay chick Cleavage
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Let’s Hope Ellen’s Obnoious Birthday Ends with her Dying of Old Age
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Latest Boston Dynamics Robot
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Mike Pence Thinks He Talks to Jesus
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Emma Roberts in a Tight Tank Top and Short Skirt Lookin’ Hot and Busty
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Peyton Roi List – Slutty Shoot
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Some Chick Named Stephanie Beatriz Cleavage
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Demi Rose – Disgusting in a Bikini
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Jennifer Lawrence Overrated as Fuck
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Some Awesome Busty Naked Chick Named Kattee Owen in a Storm
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Dick Flash at a Soccer Game
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JERK OFF BETTER – WITH JERK OFF TOOLS!
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Girls Pissing in Each Other’s Face – Again
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Cam Girl Puts Things in her BUTTS
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Big Tits in the Sunflowers
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Hardcore Girls Being Pretty Hardcore
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Redhead Pussy Flash
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The Cam WHore Awards
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Girl Twerking in her Friend’s Head
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2018

13

Feb

Sports Illustrated Nonsense of the Day

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Why would a sports magazine encourage fat chicks to be fat? They should focus on Athletes, fat is unhealthy as fuck….it would make more sense to go body positive with chicks in shape, not fucking pig women with their guts hanging out…

I don’t need to see chicks who look like me in bikinis….

Then there’s the other models they use, who we see naked all the time on their feed making these pics obsolete and silly, cuz we can see these girls naked all the time and don’t need an over hyped, brand supported, bullshit….

But here’s a preview on the bullshit because I have been posting this shit for over a decade and I won’t stop now, unless they send me lawyer letters….because I don’t evolve, but SI tried to and they seem to be failing hard at it…cuz NO ONE cares about them or their fat chicks…

I think their strategy is “If we put in fat chicks, we can sexualize hot chicks, the way we always have”….

We know they are all creeps..

Gymnast Rape Victim – Erotica – Sexualizing Herself – Weird – Empowering….

Alexis Ren – Sex Worker – in Sex Worker Poses

Allie Ayers

Anne de Paula

Big Girl Ashley Graham

Barbara Palvin

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Danielle Herrington

Ebonee Davis

Eugenie Bouchard

Hailey Clauson

Haley Kalil

Big GIrl Hunter McGrady

Brenna Huckaby

Iyonna Fairbanks

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Kate Bock

Big Girl Kate Wasley

The OG Big Girl Kate – Kate Upton

Lais Ribeiro

Olivia Culpo

Olivia Jordan

Raven Lyn

Robyn Lawley

Samantha Hoopes

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VIA SI.com

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2018

13

Feb

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….but she should be…because she’s scary…

Ugly face Tisdale is using the more interesting diversion – THE BIKINI BOTTOM pictures…because…her body has always been what she has going for her..so start to use it Disney bitch…use it…

It’s safe to say – all these girls are pretty shameless…and I don’t mind it.

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2018

13

Feb

Shay Mitchell Clickbait Running Naked on the Streets of LA of the DAy

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Shay Mitchell is a Canadian actress who has had some serious success on a successful show….and became and instagram famous because that’s where the future is. Fuck TV acting, post slutty pics from travel….there’s more money in it and you can be your own boss…but really it is so fucking easy….

I’ve heard that she is some rich kid, possibly Indian, dot not feather, who was raised rich in the rich area of West Vancouver, where a girl I know knew her or her brother and said she was a cunt and I believe that because I know Canadians, I am Canadian, and the second a Canadian makes it in America after being in Degrassi, they end up thinking they are bigger and better than Canada…plus moving to LA…and being celebrated makes a girl entitled…

It is weird that she’s polarized her career to be an “instagrammer”….but I guess free trips, money, and when acting dries up….she can still get paid…so not weird at all…

What is weird is that she hit 3 million on her egotistical youtube channel she VLOGs on to stay relevant and ran out into the street topless in panties…pretty slutty…and useless for her girl followers…but people probably find it clever or funny…when it’s so low level garbage…but here it is…

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2018

13

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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Kim Kardashian posted up some photoshopped, or just plastic surgery ridden, post pregnancy body – where she’s bragging about her 24 inch waist – that she likes showing off because she’s a fame whore who like to show off her very fucking weird looking body…that she likes showing off…because she’s a sex worker..

These people are terrible humans, the worst thing in modern pop culture and I don’t find anything about Kim Kardashian hot, or interesting, I just think her bragging about her 24 inch waist she got from getting the fat sucked out of her…and unfortunately her plastic surgery hasn’t resulted the same results Kanye’s mom had….DEATH.

There’s nothing magical or impressive about this. Disgusting, horrible science….

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