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2019

28

Jan

Christina Hendricks Fucking on Camera of the Day

Here’s a clip of Christina Hendricks getting her fuck on in whatever it is she’s getting her fuck on in….

I like to think of this as an educational or instructional video on how to fuck a fat girl…like that time I got a DVD called the Art of Female Ejaculation…that wasn’t hot because the women demonstrating were the kind of women you’d expect to demonstrate that kind of thing back in the 90s…swinger amateurs in their 50s….I still have the DVD somewhere….

Either way, it’s like that…you still gotta jerk off to it, and it gives you a takeaway knowledge you can apply to your life fucking fat girls….just lay back and let her rock back and forth while you stare at her terrifyingly huge and amazing tits…. waiting to see if your vital organs give out on you from the weight….or that she doesn’t die on you…cuz it’ll be hard to get out and you’ll be forced to finish in her- making you a necrophiliac..and if you like being that Necrophiliac…you’ve just complicated the fuck out of your life…

So here she is, rocking back and forth, lazy…because she’s not fit enough to try to bounce on your dick flat footed, but you appreciate the rocking back and forth, so long as your dick is being enough to get around the belly.

It’s the she’s horny and wet from all that gravy she ate for lunch, and it feels like she peed on you, but it could just be her sweat…it’s alot of work to actually move…and it’s not a bang the fuck out kind of being ridden…more a leisurely walk kind of being ridden…and you know if you bust up in her…she may not get pregnant cuz she’s old..and because fat girls have irregular periods…

The point of the story is that Christina Hendricks has huge tits…that are being kept in a bra to not bounce around aggressively and unattractively..and that is pretty unfortunate…

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2019

15

Jan

Martha Hunt Hot Bikini of the Day

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Martha Hunt is all American…..bikini slut who worked or works for Victoria’s Secret. I am too lazy to google where she’s at in her career, and what type of work she’s doing as a half naked girl in a bikini, because these are pics of her in some more luxurious place than I am in, which isn’t saying much since I am pretty fucking close to homeless…my beaches are black mould making it’s way to my mattress…my sun burn is scabies from my soiled mattress…but Martha Hunt…the once and possibly current fake friend to Taylor Swift, back when the people at VS thought it was good for their girls to be held captive by some weirdo popstar…is hot….and clearly a puppet…and we like puppets that are hot…it’s the foundation of some of our best relationships and friendships….our pocket pussies…that we need content like this to use…cuz looking down at your dick in a pocket pussy will forever be a humilating feeling no matter how good it feels…or how quick it makes you bust…

Tits….eating….

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2019

14

Jan

Elsa Hosk Is Naked of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is taking a shit in her bathtub…at least that is what I think is going on here. The audience needs and expects bigger and more exciting content out of these sex workers, and getting naked in the tub is just not going to differentiate yourself from all the other promo models on instagram getting naked for attetion, you need to dive into your chest drawer of tricks, and bring out the ones the most highest paying Arab fan asked her to do for him and his friends in DUBAI on a luxury trip…because Victoria’s Secret promoted them right to the source of money for pussy…..

Unless she isn’t shitting, and this is just a disappointing ass in the pool been done 100000000 times, by her and other whores, but I guess in this case, it’s Elsa Hosk…who I think is the hottest of the VS models….and for that…we celebrate her.

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2019

09

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Despite the high AIDS rate in South Africa, coupled with the level of systematic racism, and violence that goes on in South Africa, and not just by the legless athletes who kill their model girlfriends, but across the board…South Africa is a fucked up place….and despite the fact that Candice Swanepoel is old, weathered, tired, a mom of two, constantly pregnant because she likes the way it feels when a baby rips her cunt open…I man why else would she abuse herself 9 months back to back destroying her body and even her Victoria’s Secret career even though they encourage these girls to get knocked up and push 40…..anything to avoid hiring fat chicks…..It’s gotta be for the orgasm she gets….

I still think she’s got a vagina worth sniffing like a dog sniffing another dog’s ass in the dog park, only with your dick….you may not feel much…but it’d be a hell of a story…one you will never live out so it’s dumb to even think about…but I mean when staring at her pussy in a bikini what the fuck else are you to think about…

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2019

07

Jan

Lili Reinhart Probably Pregnant Tits of the Day

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Lili Reinhart fucks the dude who plays Jughead on the show Riverdale, which is why you know who Lili Reinhart is….because you are like me, and don’t watch outdated Hollywood shit like the Golden Globes, because we are capable of deciphering our own decision as to whether something is good or bad and we don’t need some Gala event to give these idiots trophies to feed their egos….we spend our time on social media looking at tits, dating apps looking for sex…and in order to relate to the half retards that are too blinded by their selfies to realize what the hell is going on, you have to watch the real low quality TV they watch to better understand them, in order to manipulate them into sucking your dick…..so shows like Riverdale appeal to idiots, but people like me watch them to appeal to idiots, even though every second of the show is the fucking worst, like it doesn’t even know it’s a TV show, or how it became a TV show…they had one Season…that’s all they were prepared for and the rest has been a scramble that doesn’t make sense….

That said Lili Reinhart is the fat Betty, not the Betty I used to jerk off to when she was a comic, it was the 70s…we were easier to please….but the new generation Body Positive Plus Sized Betty….looks knocked up…all the youngs are doing it thanks to no AIDS crisis to scare them into condoms…and in this stage of her possible pregnancy….she’s got big swollen fat girl tits in a push up bra…which should fulfill your needs and wants…

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Here she is flashing her panties at the Golden Globes

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2019

04

Jan

Elsa Hosk is Hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is living the California dream with her hot – near 30 – but still hot because she was a Swedish Athlete for the early part of her life and those Swedes eat really healthy, at least based on my Swedish restaurant experience, that took place at Ikea for Breakfast once. I was there buying a mattress because the wife shat the bed and pissed herself a few too many times that I couldn’t sleep through the smells…but alas the price was too expensive and I was forced to suck it up and lay in the filth…but I got some 3 dollar bacon and eggs and it was wonderful…

I guess what I am saying is that the Swedish design on this model of Victoria’s Secret is as good as a volvo, but with more vulva, half naked…rockin.

If you are a celeb or rich person, this is the sex worker you should try to buy…

Here she is slutty for Victorias Secret

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2019

02

Jan

Bebe Rexha Big Albanian Tits of the Day

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Bebe Rexha Big Albanian Tits Bouncing White Shirt Braless

First Poll of 2019. Do you like fat 30 year old tits that were behind the scenes in the music industry before taking life by the balls and deciding that they were self absorbed egos who wanted the glory that comes with celebrity…even if they aren’t that hot, but in the era of the fat chick, cross referenced with Adele’s celebrity, why write hits for others, when you can do it for your damn self…plus you got tits, and people like tits….

I guess that’s not really a poll…but it is an ALBANIAN…

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2018

28

Dec

Tea Leoni Getting Wet of the Day

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Sometimes I think that I am the only person who remembers Tea Leoni…a little Dharma and Greg….when’s that revival happening?

As it turns out…I am the only person who remembers Tea Leoni….I mean except this paparazzi who is hoping for his big payout for these super exclusive who the fuck is Tea Leoni pics…

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2018

18

Dec

Lili Reinhart Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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If you are young and on a hit show, that shouldn’t be a hit because it is garbage, but that is a hit, which in TV terms means at least 2000 people watch the nonsense, you need to self promote yourself like all the other young girls of your generation as a slut, it is feminism, it is empowerment, it is being free spirited sexual beings who don’t want to be sexualized, it is the style, the fashions of the time, the porn generation and their hormone in the food tits and asses, that don’t like to fuck unless they sign contracts with their sex partner cuz they are the most uptight exhibitionsists ever….

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2018

10

Dec

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is the hot Mexican actress who has jumped the wall legally to steal all your fucking jobs in America…and your men…I’m talking to you FERGIE….because after her divorce to Joshy, he ended up sticking it in this….which must have been fun for him…an actual vagina for a change….you know since Fergie has a dick and uses the other vagina…her anus vagina…

Well…on that note, this Eiza Gonzalez, who wasn’t hot in Mexico, but was famous has fully rebuilt herself, my friend Steve is obsessed with her, and I figure I’ll post up the new her to prepare you for a new year, cuz things don’t have to always remain how they are…sometimes face injections and tits can make you the star you want to be. Carry that with you through this Holiday season….

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