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2019

12

Feb

Kristin Cavallari Topless and Terrifying of the Day

At a certain point – you’d think a bitch would throw in the towel but thanks to social media and some pre social media fame – girl can stay alive forever.

Thanks internet….

Because the star of Laguna Beach no one cares about, got married to a rich athlete, lives the whitest OC, mall shopping, lunching, life with her shitty white kids, can now be an influencer or blogger or host…because the people into Laguna Beach, one of the last reality shows to have a generation of viewers, follow her, keeping that dream alive, so that she can bring her jagged edges face to the gram in some slutty mom shoot I am mad at myself for posting because I am contributing to this nonsense machine.

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2019

11

Feb

Anastasia Ashley and Monica Sims Dyke it Down of the Day

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Pro Surfer Anastasia Ashley celebrated her birthday the best way, in her birthday suit with Playboy model Monica Sims…..

Happy birthday to the Surfer and her ass…and I guess to all of you perverts looking at it – because a birthday celebration is for all people involved…whether they are the girls living their best lives on the beach somewhere tropical where we’d never be able to afford to go…or the perverts at home jerking off to them….thank you internet…for letting us have a piece of that cake…

Not bad for 32…two years past what you’d expect to be the cutoff age where all female sex appeal dies…but in this era…there are hot 60 year olds…and that fucking confuses me…

So here’s to another 28 years of butt shots.

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Posted in:Anastasia Ashely|Monica Sims|SFW

2019

11

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is a fully rebuilt Mexican in America stealing your jobs….thanks being rich and having plastic surgery…looking good…thanks to being rebuilt….good job modern face injection technology….

The way American Mexicans work….is they are either poor as fuck digging tunnels under the border, or rich as fuck, and I’ll assume this one is rich as fuck…the kind TRUMP likes.

She is the woman who Josh Duhamel had sex with after breaking up his marriage with Fergie, when he decided to go back to pussy, cuz the trans life, even in Hollywood, with all the hype, is weird….

Making Moves.

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Posted in:Eiza González|SFW

2019

05

Feb

Elsa Hosk Topless and Hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the hottest Victoria’s Secret model…at least according to me at this moment right now…

I am not one of those dudes who ever had friends. I never socialized with other dudes. I found that whole dynamic massively queer…like a brotherhood to share your stories, your dreams, your bullshit with….silly really. But I know dudes who used to get together and talk about celebs or models they want to fuck, and who they think is the hottest, they’d do viral clickbait top 10 lists in their mom’s basement whilst eating chips and playing videogames….so I don’t have an actual list of hottest VS models…

I just feel this Swedish basketball player turned nude model for a mall brand, sweatshop produced, iconic to the middle of the road America…is top and that is still saying something because the mall brand that buys hot chicks internationally and imports them to America, still use hot chicks, and invest budget into building up their online persona, their celebrity, all to sell more panties….they even sell some off to Leo, some off to that homo Adam Levine, some off to Tom BRady and other celebrities who are in on the scam to hype them up…or just buying into the hype…as it is all part of their marketing…to create celeb models for their mall brand….in what is pretty clever marketing because VS exists in a big way….

This is a hot enough titty grab…for social media cuz they get performance bonuses on social media.

I’m just glad they haven’t got sucked into the fat chicks out of pressure from the internet. Good thinking mall brand. Stick to your guns on this one. We have to see enough fat chicks in lingerie eveerytime our wives read a 50 shades of grey book.

Here she is for a magazine…

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2019

04

Feb

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Topless with her Twin of the Day

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Nina Agdal has found her twin in Marnie the Dog

I know that’s mean to say about poor Marnie the rescue who got famous and exploited by his parents at its old age…

People embraced Marnie and Nina Agdal is now mooching the fuck off of the poor dog because once you mooch off Leo dicaprio and Christie Brinkley’s son and all the other men she’s sugar babied. She’s not that rich from being a SI model. Not bad for a retard looking waterhead…

Poor Marnie. Shameless Nina. Trash.

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Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2019

01

Feb

Dua Lipa Panty Flash of the Day

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Dua Lipa and her stupid name – who got famous on Youtube thanks to fake views and Albanian pride….is now considered a celebrity, because he who controls his own audience is far superior and as more value than he who is hired by a company that has distribution and visibility…with no audience…it’s like if you’re not on the social media marketing hustle you don’t exist…and sometimes you have to wonder what that means for actual talent that is actually talented out there not getting work….

There was a time when movie studios, talent agencies, TV networks, found the people they thought were the best…and now they just pick the people who have the best stats and based on running a website that used to get a lot of fucking traffic…I can assure you that the most followed is hardly the best…it just means the perverts know you exist…

Well – this is her panty flash, not a panty flash, cuz it’s her outfit…..

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2019

31

Jan

Madison Beer Got Them Shorts On of the Day

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Madison Beer is in shorts for the paparazzi…walking around in an oversized sweatshirt to look like she’s got no pants on..only to reveal to her hired photographer, used to sell her images to the media and give a sense of importance to some Youtube chick no one actually gives a shit about, except maybe a bunch of fucking perverts who used to jerk off to her youtube channel, because youtube is a hub of fucking creepy predators watching videos of young girls, a publicly traded porno site…sick but not as sick as this one’s mom who put her onto this, who managed her and who sold her to Bieber….

Well…part of their strategy to go mainstream, is doing the paparazzi whoring, the publicity stunts simplistic, but I guess they work…

Just show your tits or pick your ass for the paparazzi after 10 years of being a youtube channel…and prosper…

The world…a wonderful place.

I am just glad she’s not fat, only fat in the tits, like a woman is supposed to be according to the dictionary definition of woman.

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Here she is getting her titties on…

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2019

30

Jan

Possibly Iggy Azalea Nude of the Day

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These are the leaked Iggy Azalea nudes from before she had her tits done….that she probably released because she’s trying to market herself and make money.

This is not exciting to me – because I find her disgusting and uninteresting.

She plays this gutter lie, pretends to be a stripper runaway and it’s just typical Australian trash trying to come to America to steal your jobs…cuz black dudes like her and think she’s marketable and I guess she probably is…otherwise we wouldn’t know she exists..and she wouldn’t be living in that expensive house in LA doing LA things….

I’m not a fan – but I am a fan of leaked nudes…..

So these may or may not be her – you be the judge…

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Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2019

30

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Bikini of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence out here with her fat ass and grey hair looking like she just got banged out behind the CVS by the guy that killed XXXTENTACION….if you know what I mean…

She’s a big fucking girl, doing the fat thing, who I don’t think was fat before realizing she could make money with the fat thing, and as an exhibitionist…she had no choice to go that route to get noticed…so that she can walk around gut out with confidence since it was self inflicted and not in an eat her feelings cuz she’s sad and lonely self inflicted….but self inflicted like a fucking tactic or design to get out there, get famous and get banged out by all the florida hoods into this kind of thing….

Fat chicks are gross. Fat shame them. Don’t celebrate them. Fat is the very loud killer…cuz fat people are loud, the fart loud, they inconvenience normal sized people on planes…they eat loud…they die fast and they die hard….being fat needs to stop being glamourizeed and sexualizeed…it’s the real threat on your great nation.

Iskra Lawrence Fat Ass Tight Pink Bikini

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2019

30

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Erotica of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is in the new Vogue Turkey…because I guess there is life after being pregnant for the last 3-4 years. Maybe this is the media tour of her comeback tour…to remind people that she’s the best Victoria’s Secret ever had, even though she’s not the best they have now, in her time off she’s been replaced by hotter girls that we aren’t bored of yet, because they haven’t ONLY done Victoria’s Secret, like Candice…who is a pre social media, famous from being a VS model and that’s about it…she’s never had much personality, has been more of a body to wear underwear, which is what I guess they are hired to be…and is now old, even if she’s not that old…

Another reminder, that when you women insist on making babies, breeding and taking off three years, the younger more eager will replace you and your old and tired ways…and really you don’t have passion or want to be on the job, you want to be home breast feeding…which is why women shouldn’t be in the workforce if they want to breed. True Story.

That said…here are her pics.