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2018

10

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Wet Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some Candice Swanepoel showing her asshole on the beach for the paparazzi because she’s looking to get some Victoria’s Secret attention after a three year stint of breeding while other people took her lead and became the new Candice….

Even though she’s younger than some of the other bitches that evil brand uses, she still feels so old, because she’s been at it for so fucking long….and has only done work with them…so it’s a same shit the last 15 fucking years…try to challenge yourself, have some ambition or take advantage of the opportunity that comes with her fame from being a lame promo model….but instead she just coasts…looking good while she coasts for sure..but still boring…

That doesn’t mean I am not into staring at her asshole on the beach…in a bikini cuz I am….but I also live in Canada and all the women are in winter coats at the grocery store…so a little bikini ANUS is needed to keep me warm with more than just holiday cheer…and egg nog…that will lead to my feet being amputated.

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2018

10

Dec

Julianne Hough Mormon Booty of the Day

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Here’s Julianne Hough diving into the water like she dove out of Mormonism and into Ryan Seacrest’s cocaine fueled anal sex parties back when she was a molested dancing mormon who probably has a very dark childhood – who made it in America on TV as a dancer…something most strippers don’t end up being…she must be from a rich family…

Now that she’s married, good old fashioned stare at some married chick and her overpaid dancing body….in a one piece….straight for social media where people can jerk off to her like the good mormon she is….

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2018

10

Dec

Delilah Hamlin Nudity of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin is some LA Rich Kid tryng to get noticed…

I mean what would you expect from a Soap Opera Star’s daughter…you know tactics she learned from her mom being a safe for work porn chick for old ladies housewives and people on disability who watch Soap Operas…

When you see this kind of behavior for her social media, you have to laugh a little to yourself, even if you love it and jerk off to it, knowing we live in a world where everyone is a fucking pervert, and have always been fucking perverts…orgies have existed forever you know…you didn’t need internet porn to figure that one out….we are fucking animals…

But there’s no mystery, no behind the scenes exclusivity….it’s like “here’s my butthole, give me work, notice me cuz I’m a rich kid from LA and this is my personal brand”…

I remember when people didn’t post selfies for the masses to stare at…and I really do think it was a better time…now it’s just…god…I want to see it, but you’re trash.


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2018

07

Dec

Padma Lakshmi Got Them Titties out of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi has her tits out in a bra….

I’ve written it before and I’ll write it again…this old brown lady has a billion dollar pussy which is more interesting than a non-billion dollar pussy…like the 5-25 dollar pussies I am used to paying to see….

The reason she has a billion dollar pussy is because she’s used her intellect and tits to get her pussy filled by not one, but two billionaires, and one of the billionaires was dying and died thinking her kid was his kid so it got his money, while it was really another billionaire’s kid…so it got that guy’s money too….I mean brilliant….this is like sugar baby if sugar babies had brains shit….MASTERFUL.

She’s still using her tits….to get stared at…despite being old….cuz this is the world we live in…..and she knows how to master manipulate…

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2018

05

Dec

Camila Mendes Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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Camila Mendes has a really thick neck, that makes her almost impossible to look at. You know that neck guy meme everyone had a hard time dealing with, but didn’t have a hard time marginalizing, mocking, making MEMEs out of him, because America is Racist and they like pointing and laughing at the disabled, unless the disabled are Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer in claymation that they can write a term paper on broken down in the form of tweets…

I know Riverdale is a huge hit, a huge success, the biggest deal that the writers clearly had no idea was going to be a hit and last this long, and clearly weren’t prepared for it, and have since gone down some weird Occult storyline, I know because people in this basement apartment insist on watching it every week…and I see “Veronica” the hispanic Veronica…all chubby and FULL of neck and I just can’t handle how fucking gross she is…but lucky for her she’s on a hit show and America is dumb and will make her and her terrible acting and singing a hit….cashing in…..

I didn’t realize she has tits…but tits don’t matter when you can’t see past a terrifying neck.

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2018

03

Dec

Jaime King Naked on Instagram of the Day

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Jaime King Naked Tits on Instagram

Here’s a where are they now – the heroin addicted model who you may have jerked off to in the 90s cuz she had big tits on her small frame and did artistic nudes because it was th time to be naked especially when all jacked up on opiates…

She survived her heroin chic era, her boyfriend at the time didn’t, but then she went on to have other boyfriends and live a full life that is probably annoying to be around, because if you know ex opiate addicts, you know they never shut up about opiates, and if you know celebrity model bitches, you know they never shut up in general, because they are so into themselves and think the world is into them also, and can’t get enough of themselves…

But now she’s putting up nudes on Instagram like it was the 90s, and not like it’s now, when she is 90…and there’s nothing wrong with adding a little tit we’ve seen before in our lives.

Jaime King Nipples See Through White

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2018

30

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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candice swanepoel tits out for fashion

Candice Swanepoel, such an artist who deserves to be taken seriously, in more ways that you perverts take her seriously. Typical dudes, objectifying women, doing what they do for a higher purpose…like inspirational ART…whatever the fuck ART is….and you reduce her down to just a set of tits….assholes…toxic masculine assholes…

I apprecaite her WINNIE HARLOW impression with the cowhide two tone face…so edgy and daring…like that time that cunt Anne Hathaway shaved her head in Les Mis and the Academy confused that for acting talent….

RIght?


candice swanepoel tits out for fashion

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2018

30

Nov

Rita Ora Lingerie of the Day

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Rita Ora Lingerie Tits Pussy Print

Not a day goes by where Rita Ora doesn’t comes out with Rita Ora content that people would want to look at in order to remember who Rita Ora is because Rita Ora and her music is not that compelling or interesting, that is why it has taken her 10 years, since she was 18 years old, all while having rocking tits, hustling hard on social media, being at events, hanging with actual famous people, to finally break the public into assuming she’s a pop star….10 years of hustle to remind us that the loudest in the room is the one people eventually listen to because we are too lazy to pay attention to other people…plus they don’t have the same great tits that got them to be the loudest person in the room.

Here she is flashing her ass at an event.

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2018

29

Nov

Aubrey O’Day Velvet Pussy Print of the Day

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Aubrey ODay Tits Pussy Print Velvet Bodysuit

Have you been wondering what Aubrey O’Day has been up to since fucking TRUMP JR on Celebrity Apprentice? Or maybe you’re old school and wondering what she’s been up to since fucking DIDDY on Making of a Band?….or you could be a Jersey Shore fan and curious on what she’s been up to since fucking Dj Paulie D…..so have you been curious about what she’s been up to?

Me neither.

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2018

28

Nov

Madison Beer Braless of the Day

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Madison Beer Braless

Madison Beer youtube star, trying to make it in the mainstream, thanks to being a youtube star in an era where the mainstream media hasn’t fully given up on traditional things like Network TV and record deals, still tries to keep the shit alive, by employing people like this who used to sing cover songs like Rita Ora on social media, to bait views off hit songs, and bait dudes with there tits, so that they could be masturbated to while racking up that AD SENSE google money..

I am never impressed by YOUTUBE success stories, especially not from long ago when it was easy to go viral, and when it was easy to get views and make that youtube money because not everyone was doing it….

It’s like they had all the eyeballs all you had to do was something funny, titled something people were searching, and use your young tits the way your mom made her use them….which I guess was smart because now girl is in media, relevant, has marketing behind her, music videos getting produced, paparazzi attention and is a legit hit…and all it comes down to is moderate talent and a solid use of young tits on social media….a solid troll.

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Here she is on the beach…

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