2010
12
Mar
Here is some middle-aged pussy on the beach in Hawaii becuase they are shooting her TV show there and her ass looks pretty fucking weird in this weird bikini. I don’t have anything more to say about this because it is Friday, no one is reading the site and no one really cares about this this bitch…or her weird ass in a weird bikini.
But she made up for it with her tits…
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Posted in:Ass|Bathing Suit|Julie Bowen
2010
10
Mar
I may hate Megan Fox and her constant bullshit trying to stay in the limelight for as long as possible because she knows she’s replaceable, and nothing but the next Jessica Alba, you know the girl everyone wants to fuck, who never shows her fucking tits or pussy, because it makes guys want her harder and because she pretends she’s wholesome, even though she’s really nothing but a loser with shitty tattoos, a shitty boyfriend, who seems pretty shitty to hang around, but who takes every opportunity to be sexually suggestive as possible….but I definitely like her ass.
Here it is in Harper’s Bazaar….and it turns out it isn’t Megan Fox but some other model…and really what difference does it make…
Posted in:Ass|Harpers Bazaar|Megan Fox
2010
10
Mar
Here are some pictures of Katie Price scratching her ass because when you’re a dirty little whore you get itchy in your fuckholes…sometimes it’s a yeast infection, other times it’s not a proper wipe, sometimes its even just irritation from shaving, waxing, bleaching her anus, but most of the time it’s just poor fucking hygiene and wart she can tribute to being a dirty little whore who made her career being a dirty little whore…not that that’s a surprise to any of you, since we all know you gotta suck dick to afford her lavish lifestyle, and the dick it seems like she’s gonna be getting surgically applied so that she can really be a tranny, instead of just looking like one…
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Posted in:Ass|Katie Price|Scratch
2010
10
Mar
Nothing says hot smelling pussy like an unshowered girl in a pair of sweatpants….I expect this kind of outfit from the fat, lazy, disgusting crazy woman who lives in my building who I find in random places in random crazy person outfits, but not someone followed by the fucking paparazzi, I mean bitch coulda slipped into a pair of leggings, and at least it would look like she wasn’t a fucking slob who couldn’t be bothered getting out of her period clothes she wears around the fucking house when she’s feeling down…Ginger Spice made her career on being a whore, she shouldn’t forget her fucking roots. I guess she’s finally become the pig her pig face predicted she’d morph into as she got older….and sloppier.
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Posted in:Ass|Ginger Spice|Sweatpants
2010
09
Mar
Girls are fucking retarded….it’s like they think getting a booty will get them the respect they’ve always wanted, maybe a career, or a boyfriend like they were J.Lo when the media was feeding us her ass like it was a gift from god, or Kim Kardashian who has a ridiculous ass that black dude’s love even though all it took was a food and baked goods addiction… I love ass as much as the next pervert, or black guy, or white guy who wants to be a black guy, sure I prefer a nice small round ass you’d find on a 19 year old in a bikini to a fat, hip hop ass you’d find in line at Wal Mart, but I don’t think a bitch should get fucking implants for the shit, especially bootleg implants where they get jacked up with caulking from the hardware store…idiots…seriously fucking idiots….I’d love to have a drink with one of the girls who got this procedure done, I just can’t believe she exists cuz this is just too fucking stupid…
Posted in:Ass|Booty Implants|Caulking
2010
08
Mar
I don’t know who the fuck is Elizabeth Banks is or why I bothered posting these pictures of her ass. She isn’t hot and it’s not like she’s showing off ass crack, or even her underwear and it’s not like her ass is even that great, I guess I just lost focus and started staring at it long enough for me to think it was worth doing this….it’s like everytime I leave my house and I fixate on the closest thing I’d be willing to fuck no matter how ugly or disgusting it might be, just as long as it is in the right position, like I can pretend it is posing for me, it just gets me through the boring lonely days…
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Posted in:Ass|Elizabeth Banks
2010
03
Mar
A week doesn’t seem to go by without pictures of Kim Kardashian going to get a pedicure while showing off her fat tits, fat ass and fat body because her life is fucking useless and she doesn’t do anything but go to get pedicures, go to events, go to dinner and sit at home emotionally eating her way thru life because that’s what pigs do. Her boring fucking life is like a CD on repeat, but instead of turning the bullshit off and just letting her live out her bullshit without bothering the rest of us, they give her a fucking TV show, which is one more reason why America is a cesspool of fucking shit, any normal society would have executed this trash, or let it die from its own stupidity, but instead you assholes celebrate it….and the whole thing is beyond me…Seriously, I just don’t get it….I really don’t….why is this thick bitch making money off of all of us?? It is not deserved and makes no sense…but here are her short thick legs and body wasting everyone’s time……
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Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits
2010
26
Feb
Rachel Bilson bores the fuck out of me. She’s one of those young actors who I wanted to fuck when she was on the OC because of her cute little voice I wanted to muffle by shoving my balls in her mouth, but instead of turning into an attention whore addicted to fame and cocaine and partying, she got engaged to some boring dude from Star Wars to live a simple life in Canada on a farm and when she does make appearances, because I assume she still works as an actor and spends time in LA, she looks like this, boring and plain and the only thing she gives us to try to jerk off to the memory of her, is a fuckin ass check barely visible and that’s real fucking shitty of her. She needs to give more to the people who gave her a fucking career and the good life her bank account reminds her about daily. Cunt.
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Posted in:Ass|Rachel Bilson
2010
24
Feb
These are some Alessandra Ambrosio pictures of her ass and tits. The photographer’s name is Jannis “The Anus” Tsipoulanis, but I’m thinking we need to start referring to him as the guy who has a much better life, more interesting friends, and a lot more custom jerk off material than our loser selves who can’t even convince our girlfriends to let us take pics of their nipples to put on the internet to show our friends that we really aren’t pathetic virgin losers. Seriously, how funny is it that this dude’s job is taking these pictures, while your job, if you have one is stocking shelves at the grocery store. It’s on some survival of the fittest shit that really makes life unfair, but the good news is that Jannis the Anus likes to share…so we can pretend we were their when this all went down.
Collectively, we suck at life and we should all that Jannis the Anus for proving that…..even though we didn’t really need proof. These could be old these or these could be new, I don’t really know because I don’t keep on top of Alessandra Ambrosio’s photoshoot schedules, despite how much of a loser it may seem like I am for having this site….but what difference does it really make…
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Ass|Nipples|Photoshoot
2010
22
Feb
Skinny girls with hard nipples and a skinny little ass are always hot to me, even if they are useless actors who don’t get enough work for me to really figure out why you know their name or where you have seen them before, but you do know that even when their hard nipples are hardly there, it’s good enough and I have a feeling that’s the same thing she thinks to herself when she lands obscure and insignificant jobs in a “take the money and run while its coming in and people still give me work” kind of way…..and I guess we can only hope she has the same outlook on all things in her life, especially when it comes down to deciding who to stick inside her, because having no standards, tastes, consciousness is really the only hope we ever have of crawling up inside and dying inside this bitch like we were her laxative and diet coke eating disorder lunch….
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Posted in:Ass|Kate Bosworth|Tits