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2010

09

Apr

Rachel Bilson’s Showin’ Off Tits of the Day

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I can pretty much guarantee that Rache Bilson is not getting married to that loser from Canada. The only reason the break-up hasn’t been reported is because no one really gives a fuck about him and he is so insignificant that people don’t even remember she’s supposed to be getting married….the virgin losers just know him as the guy who killed Darth Vader, while I see him as the guy who turned Rachel Bilson from an eligible slutty starlet, to some sweater wearing boring wasted pussy, but the last few weeks she’s been making appearances and this one of her dress that looks like it could be a bra makes it pretty clear she’s out for cock and you know her insecure reject from hollywood would never allow this if he was still in the picture because it may attract men who will remind her how insignificant the guy she is planning on married is….tempting her to move the fuck on…because even she knows how pathetic the motherfucker is, she just felt obligated to stay with him, kinda like any girl who has ended up with you…

Either way, she’s still hot, she’s still got it in her and I’m ready for her fall into a wild slut phase cuz I’ve been ready to see this bitch naked for a long time…let’s just hope she brings it….

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2010

07

Apr

Erin Andrews Weird Cleavage of the Day

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The thing I like about Erin Andrews and that I liked telling her over twitter before she blocked me, is that I’ve watched her get dressed all thanks to a peeping tom who go arrested for invasion of privacy, but only after we got to watch her get dressed. It’s like he’s a modern day Jesus who sacrificed himself for all of us, but the reality is that it really wasn’t all that great….

I get that dudes who watch sports probably liked a tall blonde with weird tits telling them their sports news instead of a bald fat man, it seems like a natural fit for a half hot girl to get male attention and launch a career, but as a dude who doesn’t watch sports but who does watch amateur porn, real porn, real hot girl facebook profiles, she’s really not all that great…

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2010

06

Apr

Kellie Pickler Shows Off her Fake White Trash Tits of the Day

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I used to find this inbred hick interesting when she was on American Idol back when I watched American Idol because I had a TV with one channel and little energy to do much else than sit there and watch the shit….Not interesting in a “I’d love to sit down and have a great conversation” way, but interesting in the fact that she was kinda hot and grew up in the backwoods banging her grandfather, she was dumb as shit and seemed easy to trick into anal and pretty much into anything and fucking some serious redneck retard trash was always a dream…but she hasn’t aged too well, even her fake tits look like a disaster, but I guess that’s what happen to most white trash when they turn 25, their teeth just can’t keep up with all the Tang they’ve been drinking and start fallin’ out..or whatever else it is that wrecks hick girls who I once wanted to fuck….like teenage pregnancy, malnourishment and bad genes…you’d hope Hollywood woulda saved her from….

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2010

05

Apr

Aly Michalka and Her Disney Tits of the Day

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Here’s another 21 year old Disney star trying to break free from her Disney role by wearing her lingerie as outerwear and jacking up her little tits so the motherfuckers look like little round tennis balls I want in my mouth…making her tits look fake even though they probably aren’t and if you’re wondering why she’s showing off her tit it’s cuz she has a new album coming out with her sister and everyone knows that tits make hits…..one thing about society I can honestly say I am happy about, cuz the bigger the whore the girl is, the happier I am….

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2010

30

Mar

Mila Kunis Shows Off Her Tits Culkin of the Day

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I don’t know where these Mila Kunis pictures are from, but I do know that I have a thing for Mila Kunis. She is the reason I made it through a Russell Brand movie. She is the reason I used to get hard watching Family Guy. She is the reason I watched That 70s Show and almost liked it. There’s just something mystical about Mila Kunis and that thing is not the fact that she is engaged to Michael Jackson’s emotionally distraught, confused, drugged up ex-child star….

Macaulay Culkin managing to convince her into his bedroom despite his probably AIDS dick, is the one thing that is wrong with her, I mean sure, their relationship means she’s loyal and not too picky, doesn’t mind people who don’t shower and that she has no issue running after her childhood dreams and that she gets what she sets her mind to, even if that thing isn’t reaching for the stars, but I just hope she just feel obligated to be there for Macaulay Culkin since no one else is, in some friendship and maternal way, since he’s gay.

The whole thing is unfortunate, but her showing off her tits for some male attention that she’s not getting at home is really one of the best things in Hollywood according to me, which isn’t saying much, but it’s saying something.

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2010

16

Mar

Heidi Montag’s New Tits Are in a Movie of the Day

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The movie is called “Just Go With It” and it is the first ever movie to cast Heidi and Spencer Pratt, unfortunately it’s not a movie that leads to an accident on set yet, leading me to believe that Heidi and Spencer are filming it themselves with their video camera, but it turns out that it’s an actual movie with Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Adam Sandler, and these two idiots…no not her jacked up fake tits, those are the only two good things about her attention whoring….and they aren’t even that good…they are stupid looking and inflated like we were still in the mid-90s when fake everything got a girl in Playboy. Stupid fake tits are dated and unimpressive…I meant her and her boyfriend….

Clearly, they are being used as some kind of joke in the movie, when they should have been ignored so that they actually do kill themselves or turn to porn and I can only imagine how excited they are about this shit, it’s kinda what they live for…and that annoys me. But she is showing off her titties for Jesus, cuz she’s a fake born-againg, like the hypocritical idiot we all know she is, and when girls show their tits for Jesus, I like to pretend she’s showing off her tits for me….no matter how much I hate the bitch…and plastic surgery or not…I find her pretty fucking ugly.

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2010

15

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Tits Still Trying to Be Black of the Day

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One of the more confusing things about Aubry O’Day is how she’s trying to turn herself black. I remember reading about how she fucked Diddy and other rappers back when she was on TV, before everyone forgot about her, and I get that some girls are really into black dudes, whether it is to upset their dads, the size of their dicks, their powerful position in the music industry, the fact that they fuck fat chicks, or whatever other reason their is for a white girl to go black. See I like under 30 pussy, she likes black dudes, you like wearing women’s panties, we all have our preferences and I don’t judge anyone for anything that makes them happy….

I just find it funny that she’s found comfort in the fact that black dudes like fat chicks, so it’s allowed her to eat all the fucking milkshakes she can, so many milkshakes that the store made her the fucking spokesperson, figuring that a fat no name bitch with fat tits is a good look for their brand, especially since everyone’s so entertained by the fact they chose her that they are writing about it….I also find the color of her skin funny, it’s like she’s trying to turn into that orange shit color that’s worked so well for the Kardashians in luring black cock.

Either way, here she is getting felt up by Elmo but more importantly showing off her stupid contacts that make her look like she’s cast in some bootleg Twilight softcore porn…but life’s not that good for her…and instead she’s stuck endorsing milkshakes…

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2010

12

Mar

Rose McGowan and her Old Tits for Old Times of the Day

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I don’t know if Rose McGowan is still famous, but I have been noticing her showing up at places with her tits exposed more and more the last few months, so I can only assume she still is. I guess anyone would go into a few years of hiding after being public about letting Marilyn Manson/Paul from the Wonder Years/ Lady Gaga inside of her.

We get it Rose, you’re all obscure, dark and unconventional and shit, like a Hollywood version of a punk who is all artisitic and socially aware like those obnoxious people at the coffee shop talking about animal cruelty or secret societies in their ripped jeans and lesbian haircuts and the whole thing is fucking boring…but at least she’s showing off tit, cuz that’s what has always really matters about her and as far as I’m concerned it will never get boring…

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2010

08

Mar

Miley Cyrus’ White Trash Hick Cowboy Mouth of the Day

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I watched the Academy Awards, or I like to call it the dick sucking fest for people who don’t really need their dicks sucked cuz they already have fooled society enough into getting ridiculously rich by pretty much playing and pretending they work. I don’t want to bother reliving the shit, cuz I tweeted the shit and I figure everyone else was too, and I’m sure everyone is talking about it today, because we are bored in life and need this celebrity shit to entertain us, or distract us, because it’s easier than finding a hobby, or doing something of value, even though the celebrity shit is just as bullshit as the movies they are in…but I did notice that Miley Cyrus was showing off her tits and despite knowing she’s a rich and slutty teenager who is starting to show off her recently developed tits, like the time my stepdaughter thought it was a good idea to show us all her used tampon the day she got her first period..

I just like the fact that Miley proves that you can take a girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of her mouth. It’s like she wants her white trash inbred lookin’ mouth, like she doesn’t want to forget her toothless crooked mouthed redneck heritage, even though she can afford a set of the best vaneers….

Here she is riding her bike – because she’s a fucking kid – you perverts – stop fantasizing about pulling some “No Adults Allowed” sweet talkin stunt..

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Posted in:cleavage|Miley Cyrus|Mouth|Tits|White Trash

2010

05

Mar

Brittny Gastineau Showing Off Her Fat Tits of the Day

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Brittny Gastineau is not very nice to me, despite me constantly sending her encouraging words about her emotional eating, and the fat ass it’s created being a positive thing, because the world’s got a lot of skinny girls and there are always black dudes willing to have sex with non-black girls of any size, proven by her best friends “The Fat Kardashian Sisters”….It’s like she doesn’t appreciate someone sending her links to cake recipes, or someone trying to get her mailing address to post on the site to have you guys mail her baked goods, and fried foods, and really anything that feeds her fat ass, instead she just ignores me…but I gotta give her some credit today, she’s taken her disgusting fatness and turned it into an okay thing by showing off the fat tits that have taken 10000s of calories to make…and when a fat chick can pull off good cleavage, it is pretty much the ultimate distraction….so everyone applaud this greedy, spoiled pig’s efforts.

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