I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the cleavage Category

2010

04

Mar

Mel B and Her Crazy Cleavage of the Day

1 Comment »

Mel B is talented if you consider having a face so busted that it ruins good cleavage talent. Seriously, when she first hit the scene I didn’t really get why they called her Scary Spice, I thought it was some bullshit used to describe her excited and “crazy” attitude, but really it was a self-fulfilling prophecy about her face. It predicted that she’d end up a fucking monster and cleavage, hot body or half her head shaved can’t save that, not that you think it would, it’s really just more fuel for the fucking fire…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Mel B|Scary Spice

2010

03

Mar

Salma Hayek’s Tits Do a Kids Show of the Day

8 Comments »

I just had a conversation with someone about kid’s shows being really fucking creepy. We were talking about PeeWee’s Playhouse because he’s making some kind of masturbating in a porn theater comeback, and like everyone in the late 80s, I used to watch the shit, until recently being forced to watch it again, only to realize just how crazy it actually was. It was sexual, awkward and more than anything, pretty fucking insane.

So if you haven’t watched a kid’s show as an adult, you will be surprised how fucking cracked out the shit is, it’s like a bad porno without the sex but instead with creepy tree-hugging hippies singing songs about bullshit and characters only serious hard drug use could think up. It is high energy, I’m talking bouncing off the wall insanity that would normally leave a motherfucker institutionalized if he was to do it on the street corner at 3 in the morning..

Apparently Salma Hayek, an entited mother celebrity mother who decided to do something to excite her spawn decided to pull some strings to show her kid just how cool she actually is and she did it while showing off her tits, making all the kids watching it hungry for milk…and scarring their brain into thinking tit, wanting tit and never quite knowing why they are so tit obsessed until serious therapy unravels this moment 20 years down the line….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via LFI

Posted in:cleavage|Salma Hayek|Tits

2010

24

Feb

Jessica Stroup’s Window into her Soul and by Soul I Mean Tits of the Day

2 Comments »

This girl is on 90210 and let’s hope she has a lot of teenage girl fans who see these pictures and decide that when they grow up they will take this Stroup bitch’s lead and all their outfits will have windows to their parts that matter for all perverted men to see. I’m talking a see through patch over the ass, over the twat, over the nipples, I figure why stop at the cleavage, the cleavage is usually just the fuckin’ beginning…so let’s collectively prey that Jessica Stroup is not as useless as we all think she is and that she’s got some serious level of impact on the sluttiness of the girls of the future…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Dress|Jessica Stroup

2010

22

Feb

Sophie Turner Lookin’ Classy of the Day

5 Comments »

Sophie Turner’s people cast some kind of spell on me. I don’t know what PR brainwashing they did but it fucking worked, cuz everytime I see her pictures I feel the need to post about her.

For those of you who don’t know, Sophie Turner is some Australian Lawyer who was on some reality show and who is trying to make it in America. She looks like typical trash stripper and pornstar with fake everything, and I called her out on it, something I am sure everyone has done at least once before, but that she pretended to not like, despite the obvious attempt and effort she’s put into lookin’ this way, so I got a fuckin’ lawsuit threat to take down my comments about her lookin’ like a pornstar….

Either way, I thought the whole thing was a fucking joke, I told them off and wrote about it on the site, and now every time I see her pics of her and her obnoxious whore outfits she wears for attention, I can’t help but post the shit, even if they are boring, cliche and only show a little fake tit cleavage. It’s like they’ve cast some voodoo spell on me, so here I am at it again, Sophie Turner lookin’ like a pornstar but not a pornstar, irrelevant and not exciting, but good enough for me to post, cuz they fucking brainwashed me…..Motherfuckers.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Sophie Turner|Tits

2010

19

Feb

Some Kim Kardashian Cleavage of the Day

8 Comments »

You know I hate this bitch and everything her and her family stand for. I hate that they are famous and that they have money and I hate their cheesy, Ed Hardy chachi attitudes. I hate that she is a fat bitch with a workout DVD, or that she only gets black cock cuz that’s all that can make its way around her fat ass, but instead of realizing that she is flawed, she instead owns it and focuses on the fact that dude is a Superbowl winner and that ignorance just makes me hate her more, but like you, I can’t help but appreciate her cleavage, because no matter how useless a bitch is, if she’s still got tits, she’s good enough for me to post pictures of…..and that is my weakness and I hate myself for letting myself get won over so easily….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Kim Kardashian

2010

09

Feb

Jewel’s Saggy Hick Tits of the Day

8 Comments »

Jewel is everyone’s favorite fucked up tooth redneck who was raised in Alaska by wolves, where she was shoeless,homeless and clearly braless. Where her only worldly possessions were an old guitar she made out of bear bones and fur she got when she had to wrestle a bear down for food one cold and snowy night, before stealing a car and bringing her lesbian sound to America where she forumlated this bullshit story for marketing purposes, but the only thing that makes it believable is the sag in her tit that can only come from years of running through the woods hunting and gathering, braiding her armpit hair, howling at the moon without the support these fuckin’ things needed…which I guess is all part of the reason she married a rodeo man, since he’s used to handling wild fucking things with utters.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Hick|Jewel|Tits

2010

04

Feb

Loredana Jolie Ferriolo is a Tiger Woods Mistress With Fat Tits of the Day

5 Comments »

This is another one of the Tiger Woods’ mistresses on European TV and she’s got ridiculous tits.

I am pretty fucking surprised that people are still talking about Tiger Woods, or caring what he does in his spare time, if motherfucker was a rapist pill-popping alocholic and still played a good game of golf, it’s actually makes motherfucker even more impressive a player…not that that is the case, but seriously, who fucking cares….If I was him, I woulda been doing the same thing a hell of a lot longer and people need to leave him the fuck alone, cuz marriage is a life-sentence for all parties involved, only for Tiger’s wife, her life-sentence pays for the good life, making her work harder to keep him happy…since the billions of dollars are his, I think dude should be allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants….like European TV, which unlike conservative American shit, posts titties, cuz titties are fucking part of life and should be on TV..and here are the mistresses tits….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:cleavage|Loredana Jolie Ferriolo|Tits|Whore

2010

01

Feb

Brandy Wearing Very Little Clothes of the Day

5 Comments »

These pictures of Brandy dressed half naked and showing off her monster head is my first post to celebrate Black History month which is a lot better than last year’s effort of trying to raise money to get some airfare to get Aids in Africa, which didn’t work out too well because I only raised 60 dollars. I ended up using it on some toothless french Canadian hooker with rash instead, who had nothing to do with black history month, but she did smell like fried chicken, but that’s just a tired black stereotype I’m bored of, so it doesn’t count…

This February’s gonna be different, I am just gonna focus on watching black on blonde porn and hanging with my black friends and here’s Brandy slutting it up because slutting it up is all she has left and slutting it up worked out pretty well for her brother who landed TV shows for fucking…so maybe it’ll help turn her shit around and that’s enough of this post.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Brandy|cleavage|Half Naked

2010

26

Jan

Katy Perry and Tits Go to an Event of the Day

4 Comments »

Girls usually like to hang with other girls who are uglier than they are so that they get all the male attention and don’t have to deal with jealousy, as they can always look at their circle and say “At least I’m not her” or “At least I am skinner than her”, and I guess Katy Perry is just like all other girls cuz here she is with her ugly friend. I usually call these girls that Fat Managers, because they usually get in the way of me fucking the hot one when I meet them at bars, because it always happens to be the day the fat one decides she wants attention and since the hot one wants nothing to do with me, the fat one usually gets what she wants, not that it matters….I take what I can get and apparently so does Russell Brand, despite being a total useless bullshit homo cunt, he could do a hell of a lot better than Katy Perry with some groupie pussy, since I seem to be the only person who hates him and his bullshit, but I guess their union brings us hope…hope that the plane will crash, the house will burn down, the car will drive off the road and into oncoming traffic, because if they are always together, tragedy can kill two birds with one stone..

Pics via LFI

Posted in:cleavage|Katy Perry|Tits

2010

21

Jan

Vampire Diary Cleavage of the Day

4 Comments »

Vampires bore me. Someone needs to come up with a new monster or villian or horror movie character because shit is fucking repetitive. Zombies, Vampires, Ghosts, it’s like we still get off to the same bullshit our distant relatives did and I find that pretty fucking pathetic of us. We’ve got technology, we’ve evolved as a species so we should give people who try to change the horror front more respect instead of calling them creepy freaks, cuz relying on this played out shit is just fucking lazy and it isn’t getting old, it is fucking old….

What doesn’t get old though is small breasted girls who decide to show off their barely there tits because small breasted girls think about cleavage all the time since they struggle to have cleavage, while busty chicks try to hide the shit, flat chested chicks try to figure out scientific mechanisms to make it look like they do, which is really unfortunate cuz small breasts are fucking hot…substantially hotter than fake tits…but not quite as hot as the insecurity a girl has about her small tits cuz insecurity means more chance of getting laid…

The girl in these pics is named Katerina Graham from Vampire Diaries, she’s doing some promo shit for Planet Hollywood cuz I guess Planet Hollywood hasn’t gone bankrupt yet and she’s working her little tits as hard as she fucking can…..enjoy….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:cleavage|Katerina Graham|Vampire Diary