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2007

09

Oct

I am – Rihanna’s Dog’s Got the Coolest Job of the Day

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Rihanna is one of those girls who I watch sing and think about how badly I wish she was using my mic for a dick. I mean my dick for a mic. The reason she gets me going is because she is a hot black girl who isn’t all eyes and teeth, she’s like some Caribbean mix from when the white man rape the locals and it looks good. She is the first black girl I ever really wanted to since Aunt Jamima broke my heart. I was really only into her because she was a provider and had big tits and makes good pancakes and owns some kind of empire and I woulda totally be fucking her wallet and living the good life, but then I realized that bitch didn’t exist and was a figment of my imagination fueled by her hot pic on a box in my cupboard, but that doesn’t mean I wasn’t devastated and couldn’t look at another black girl the same until this bitch Rihanna came along.

The funny thing about Rihanna is that she’s carrying this dog around with her everywhere she goes. I am jealous of the fucker because not only does he get to follow her around, see her naked, accidentally sniff her cunt, watch her shit and suck dick and shower and everything you’d want to see her do, but he also gets to lick her dirty panties and eat her used tampons, and there’s nothing more that I want this second than to be Rihanna’s tampon. Sure I am not all absorbent and shit, but I am not good at anything and that doesn’t stop me from trying….see how inspirational I am. If I was you I would totally turn to me for advice because ending up in the gutter isn’t that bad of a place to be as long as you’ve got cheap cigars and some kind of song and dance routine you can take to the street to make money to eat, cuz no one likes a talentless bum….


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Rihanna’s Got Some Fuckin’ Legs Yo….
Rihanna Hides Her Forehead But Not Her Tits…
Rihanna Performing in Latex
Rihanna Rocks a Onesy Pictures

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2007

05

Oct

I am – Cheryl Tweedy Cole Animal Print Bra of the Day

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Here’s a little Trailer Park Cheap Knock Off Version of Posh Spice action, her name is Cheryl Tweedy Cole and she is from the UK and she was in an all girl pop band and she married a footballer who used to shower with Beckham, where they would all bend it like Beckham, because he was the most flexible of the bunch….an inspiration to them all.

These pictures are of Cheryl Tweedy Cole rockin’ an animal print bra because animal print bras mean she’s a crazy slutty pornstar type, no fabric print since the Hawaiian shirt has represented such adventure and fun.

I saw a bra today, on a woman, who was breastfeeding in public. Either I live in the land of breeders or this breastfeeding business is getting fucking popular, because everytime I leave my house, which isn’t much, I see a bitch with a baby on her tit. Today, the woman was sitting in the window of a sandwich shop and was blockin out the rest of the restaurants audience, without realizing that everyone on the fuckin’ street had full view. I was tempted to go up to the window and start jerking off saying shit like “suck harder baby”, but I was thrown off when I realized the kid who was breast feeding could walk….I guess momma liked the way shit felt, or maybe liked the fullness of her tits, but doesn’t realize that this kid is going to have some serious fucking momma boy issues in about 5 years that will carry him through the rest of his life…I still liked the show and wished I was that little 4 year old suckin on that tit for a minute, but not as badly as how Cheryl Tweedy Cole wants to be Posh Spice and I love suckin’ tits. If you know what I mean, which you probably don’t because you haven’t read this post. Thanks for the support. Asshole.


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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Has a See Through Shirt
Cheryl Tweedy Cole Does Bikinis
Cheryl Tweedy Cole Still Does Bikini Pictures
Cheryl Tweedy Dates Darkies

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2007

04

Oct

I am – Geri Halliwell's Breasts for Breast Cancer of the Day

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I went to the strippers last week, because that’s what I do, and because a friend of mine had landed some money recently from some accident settlement from years ago that just came through. He hasn’t given us any real details on the accident, but I am pretty sure he was molested by his priest or high school principal or gym teacher or some shit and I was thinking that it was nice of him to donate to my cause. He suffered years of pain, emotional trauma and repressed memories so that he could use all that cash he got from the “accident” on me. It’s like he really took one for the team and even thought I like to think I’m the best charity to contribute too, I am sure he could be doing better things with his money than pay for me to grab big fake tits.

Here are some pictures of Geri Halliwell’s Breasts at some Breast Cancer Care Event, because what better way to support the breast cancer cause than to show the world you still got your tits. Which is kinda like a dude with a huge penis going to a small penis support group and pullin out his shit just to mock them, but less gay.


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Geri Halliwell See Through Outfit Pictures
Geri Halliwell’s Ass in Shorts Pictures
Ginger Spice Career Starts and then Ends…
Ginger Spice’s Box

Posted in:Breast Cancer|cleavage|Geri Halliwell|Unsorted

2007

04

Oct

I am – Geri Halliwell’s Breasts for Breast Cancer of the Day

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I went to the strippers last week, because that’s what I do, and because a friend of mine had landed some money recently from some accident settlement from years ago that just came through. He hasn’t given us any real details on the accident, but I am pretty sure he was molested by his priest or high school principal or gym teacher or some shit and I was thinking that it was nice of him to donate to my cause. He suffered years of pain, emotional trauma and repressed memories so that he could use all that cash he got from the “accident” on me. It’s like he really took one for the team and even thought I like to think I’m the best charity to contribute too, I am sure he could be doing better things with his money than pay for me to grab big fake tits.

Here are some pictures of Geri Halliwell’s Breasts at some Breast Cancer Care Event, because what better way to support the breast cancer cause than to show the world you still got your tits. Which is kinda like a dude with a huge penis going to a small penis support group and pullin out his shit just to mock them, but less gay.


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Geri Halliwell See Through Outfit Pictures
Geri Halliwell’s Ass in Shorts Pictures
Ginger Spice Career Starts and then Ends…
Ginger Spice’s Box

Posted in:Breast Cancer|cleavage|Geri Halliwell|Unsorted

2007

03

Oct

I am – Amy Winehouse's Pink Box of the Day

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Amy Winehouse is hot. I don’t think she looks so bad for a heroin addict who’s about to die because of her addiction. Sure she’s got a fucking disgusting face, but that’s just the Jewish face, tons of girl I know have the same droopy shit going down and they aren’t addicted to drugs, it’s just genetics that’s why Jewish guys go for non-Jews and their money convinces the non-Jews to convert for them, because the Rich Jewish life is a better one than the poor hot French Chick life.

Winehouse is rockin’ a great set of tits on such a small frame which is so hard to come by on an addict, usually the tits are the first to go, so it’s nice to see but not as nice as seeign that she’s a cheap date and likes McDonalds and she carries her own pink boxes around with her even though she’s famous. Making me believe that you could impress her on your budget so instead of dreaming about the hotter more expensive pussy, we gotta go for pussy that’s in our budget.

Sure I’ve seen better pussy crawl out of the gutter, but they weren’t dressed this well and they weren’t that good at singing, when they fucked they sounded like a camel giving birth, not that I know what a camel giving birth sounds like, but I like to pretend I am a Zoologist sometimes, it was a childhood dream.

Most importantly I constantly get refused link partners and advertisers because I post nipples on my site, I’m glad that Winehouse posts tits on her body in the form of prison tattoos like she’s a fuckin’ sailor rolling into port to slam all our hookers and land syphilis, it’s like me and Winehouse are fighting this fight together, because I believe most people have nipples so posting them isn’t porn but the advertisers I reach out to don’t seem to get it, and unfortunately either does Amy, cuz she’s too high to care…and focused on her next hit.

Point of all this is to say, is that if I was as addictive as heroin, I’d be in a much better place, so fuck you heroin for showing me up all the time but I think the real issue is that there’s no way she wasn’t molested or beaten as a kid, cuz she’s got some major fucking issues….I’ll miss her when she’s gone.

Amy Winehouse Bikini Pictures With Nipples…
Amy Winehouse’s Bra
Amy Winehouse’s Dirty Underwear
Amy Winehouse Short Shorts

Posted in:Addiction|Amy Winehouse|cleavage|Heroin|Nipples|Tattoos|Tits|Unsorted

2007

03

Oct

I am – Amy Winehouse’s Pink Box of the Day

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Amy Winehouse is hot. I don’t think she looks so bad for a heroin addict who’s about to die because of her addiction. Sure she’s got a fucking disgusting face, but that’s just the Jewish face, tons of girl I know have the same droopy shit going down and they aren’t addicted to drugs, it’s just genetics that’s why Jewish guys go for non-Jews and their money convinces the non-Jews to convert for them, because the Rich Jewish life is a better one than the poor hot French Chick life.

Winehouse is rockin’ a great set of tits on such a small frame which is so hard to come by on an addict, usually the tits are the first to go, so it’s nice to see but not as nice as seeign that she’s a cheap date and likes McDonalds and she carries her own pink boxes around with her even though she’s famous. Making me believe that you could impress her on your budget so instead of dreaming about the hotter more expensive pussy, we gotta go for pussy that’s in our budget.

Sure I’ve seen better pussy crawl out of the gutter, but they weren’t dressed this well and they weren’t that good at singing, when they fucked they sounded like a camel giving birth, not that I know what a camel giving birth sounds like, but I like to pretend I am a Zoologist sometimes, it was a childhood dream.

Most importantly I constantly get refused link partners and advertisers because I post nipples on my site, I’m glad that Winehouse posts tits on her body in the form of prison tattoos like she’s a fuckin’ sailor rolling into port to slam all our hookers and land syphilis, it’s like me and Winehouse are fighting this fight together, because I believe most people have nipples so posting them isn’t porn but the advertisers I reach out to don’t seem to get it, and unfortunately either does Amy, cuz she’s too high to care…and focused on her next hit.

Point of all this is to say, is that if I was as addictive as heroin, I’d be in a much better place, so fuck you heroin for showing me up all the time but I think the real issue is that there’s no way she wasn’t molested or beaten as a kid, cuz she’s got some major fucking issues….I’ll miss her when she’s gone.

Amy Winehouse Bikini Pictures With Nipples…
Amy Winehouse’s Bra
Amy Winehouse’s Dirty Underwear
Amy Winehouse Short Shorts

Posted in:Addiction|Amy Winehouse|cleavage|Heroin|Nipples|Tattoos|Tits|Unsorted

2007

03

Oct

I am – Jessica Simpson's Crazy Cleavage of the Day

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Big tits are cool.


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2007

03

Oct

I am – Jessica Simpson’s Crazy Cleavage of the Day

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Big tits are cool.


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Jessica Simpson on Set Jogging Action in Shorts
Jessica SImpson Playing a Drunk
Jessica Simpson’s Got Some Ripped Legs
Jessica Simpson Has Nipples

Posted in:cleavage|Jessica Simspon|Tits|Unsorted

2007

03

Oct

I am – Michelle Ray Smith Is Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t care about hockey, I hate people who are hooked on it here and it’s not just a stereotype, Canadians live and breath this shit and anytime there’s a game in town they all get loud and annoying and break shit and I have yet to see a hot chick in a hockey jersey or into hockey so these asshole jock-lovin testosterone frat boys and fat drunken french men really should re-consider the whole loving hockey thing, because life is about hot pussy and not about watching dudes skating, because skating is probably the gayest activity a person can do….I mean other than sucking on their best friend’s dick, because that’s substantially gayer….

I don’t know much about Michelle Ray Smith other than when I first saw her pic I wanted to know more about her, she’s on some Soap Opera, she was in Victoria Secret and Noxema Commercials and she’s in her 30s. I was distracted by her amazing tits to realize that she was old.

I was walking outside today because I like to commune with the people sometimes, being an internet celebrity allows me the anonymity to you know just be normal, because I’ve decided that having 12 readers makes me an internet celebrity. I walked by some hot girl who I though was a young 20 something studying for an upcoming exam. She was wearing tight jeans and had a banging ass, she had blonde hair as was pretty well put together. I decided to conveniently stop and stare at her hoping she’d notice so that I could tell her how I want to watch her shower but as I got closer I realized she was inher mid 30s and was reading a baby naming book, meaning bitch was knocked up.

I was into the fact that she was packin’ fetus and that I knew she took load in her at least once but probably a whole lot of times because I’ve never used a condom and never had a pregnancy scare, unless I have but gave the girl the wrong name or number, or maybe they just didn’t want to have to smell me again because they were ashamed enough that they let me plant my seed in them, which works out better for me because paying for an abortion is such a waste of money and the whole process of pretending you care when all you’re thinking about is that these fuckin’ doctors better get all of this baby out. Reality is that I was probably shooting blanks but I like to think that if I did knock a bitch up, that brought the baby to term and I have my own little army out there that I don’t know about…maybe I am your dad….sorry I was never there for you…don’t call me, I can’t deal with this responsibility….unless you’re rich and successful in which case, where have all my birthday and christmas gifts been the last 20 years you cheap fuck….

Point of this post is that I love this Michelle Ray Smith girl.

LeeLee Sobiesky Cleavage Pictures
Some Alyssa Milano Cleavage Pictures
A Whole Lot of Celebrities Showing Off Their Tits at Some Museum Event
Paris Hilton’s Impossible Cleavage

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2007

01

Oct

I am – Pamela Anderson's Creepy Cleavage of the Day

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I went to a Breast Cancer event, not because I believe in Charity even though I’d like to single handedly save every breast in the world with my mouth, but Charity events are horse shit. They are a group of people who either didn’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves before the disease directly affected them or someone they love, or a group of self righteous assholes pretending to make a difference, while pulling a salary off the charity organization and only donating a fraction of the money they make to the cause because the rest of the money’s going into the elaborate events that seduce rich people to show up to because they want to feel less guilty about being rich cocksuckers who fuck people over everyday to feel like they are doing their part so that they can sleep soundly at night…..

So the real reason I went to breast cancer charity event was because I like watching the self exam demo. Shit’s like porno to me.

Speaking of porno here’s some pictures of Pam Anderson’s breasts busting out of her shirt, because those fuckers are huge and by huge I mean disgusting. They are so filled with rubber that could have been better used to save a nation from AIDS and unwanted pregnancy but at least they won’t ever get breast cancer, they are the titty equivalent of when a retired couple put aluminum siding on their house so they’ll never have to paint y again….if you know what I mean, which you probably don’t because I don’t even know what I am talking about. Just look at her tits pervert.


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Pam Anderson Licks Some Dude With Her Vagina Exposed
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