2009
27
Feb
Rose McGowan made a joke about there being no such thing as a free ride, because I guess the car she is in is sponsored or something, and everyone laughed and laughed until they couldn’t laugh anymore then they laughed some more. I have no idea what I am talking about but there are pics to compensate for my shitty insight and lack of inspirational words since it’s fucking Friday and I should be Drunk.
Posted in:cleavage|Rose McGowan|Tits
2009
20
Feb
I don’t know why Rose McGowan is wearing some weird costume, but I guess after you’ve been engaged to Marilyn Manson, everyday becomes Halloween. It’s probably safe to guess that they were at some kind of event and heading home and when the paparazzi pulled her to the side to ask her something cheap, brainless and ridiculous for TMZ, she steps it up and rips into the state of California. Now I don’t normally like talking to girls who are smart or well spoken, I kinda like my woman retarded and goldfish like, except for that time I got hard for a doctor when getting an STD test back when they used the Q-Tip down the tip, but luckily my dick’s so small she had no idea because they don’t teach about that in med school. Thank god because it saved me a whole lot of embarrassment.
On a side note, I’ve been working on making lifestyle changes to give me a penis worth talking about, so despite all the reports about lap tops being bad for your cock if you actually use them on your lap, I’ve been spending a solid 4 years, 10 hours a day doing it, not because I like living dangerously, but because I hope some HULK shit happens where one day my cock mutates and rips through my pants and runs out the door fighting crime and by fighting crime I mean getting blow jobs.
Posted in:Mask|Politics|Rose McGowan
2008
06
Oct
Rose McGowan got caught outside someplace waiting for the valet to bring her a car and she was forced to have a conversation with the scum that is the paparazzi. They asked her great questions like how she felt about the election, Palin and OJ getting arrested but the highlight of the clip is the weird little gay guy who tells her how he likes her style, because you know that dude is running after a failed dream and moved to L.A. in hopes of landing a luxurious career as a fashion photographer or something a little more rewarding than sifting through the trash, and that’s his broken down self-esteem tapping into a passion he once had. Sure, he probably goes home at night hoping one of his pictures ends up in a glossy magazine, and when it does he feels a sense of accomplishment, but not the sense of accomplishment he wanted for himself. You know, shooting high profile campaigns and shit like that, but forced to take the bottom feeding route to pay off his student loans for his photography degree. Either way, she was pretty fucking nice to them, if I was in her place I’d be throwing my feces at them, and I guess that’s why I am posting this video, because not everyone in Hollywood is a vapid, materialistic cunt.
Here are some pictures taken while this video was shot and she is wearing fishnets she stole from the Marilyn Manson break-up. True Story.
Posted in:Paparazzi|Rose McGowan
2008
25
Jul
I am totally down with Rose McGowan. Not only have I tried to get invited to all her family functions, but I have also masturbated to her and I feel like that means we’ve got some kind of connection, maybe a one-sided connection, but a connection nonetheless.
It was the mid-90s, before I had the internet and porn wasn’t so available at my video store because it was owned by Christian freaks who judged me everytime I rented a movie because it always had a nudity warning and I’d always ask them if they started stcking porn yet. I rented Doom Generation, and didn’t expect shit like penis being cut off, , gay shit was going down but Rose McGowan’s tits carried me through it all and made her an instant star in my eyes…it was that easy when I was less jaded.
She looks different now because she’s had some plastic surgery and she’s kinda tainted for being down with Marilyn Manson and letting him in her, and she may not be delivering a real upskirt moment, but I’m still I fan. Maybe it’s because she seems like she’s pretty down to earth proven by the fact that she’s wearing one of her bride’s maid’s dress to a movie premiere, because her wedding was called off and she doesn’t like things to go to waste.
Speaking of Bride’s Maids, I am going to a wedding tomorrow and I am excited to see drunk horny girls in action. I wasn’t actually invited to the wedding but every Saturday in the summer I try to work my way into one, I’ve been doing it long before Wedding Crashers the movie came out, and was pretty pissed that the outted a free way to get down, have a good time an find ripe, willing pussy, but that doesn’t matter.
Posted in:Rose McGowan|Upskirt
2007
08
May
I am all for girls rocking cleavage shirts because I am a pervert and this site has given me a keen eye for spotting nipple slips. I was standing outside a bar, hoping a drunk guy who came out for a cigarette and accidentally drop his wallet the other day, and a group of hot chicks walked out with low cut shirts on, I guess it’s in style to show off your rack and I am not really complaining. One of them conveniently dropped something and when she went to pick it up her shirt dropped and I saw full fucking massive tit, while the other guys next to me missed it. It reminded me of when I was 12 and my foster mother used to come give me talks about God before I went to bed. She’d be in her night gown while I’d be lying in bed. She’d bend over to tuck me in, full tit exposed and I’d totally get a boner and jerk off to it the second she walked out. I always got scared that God was watching me, then I realized that if he was, he was a total pedophile and I might as well give him a good performance, because let’s face it, if I get him to get off when I was 12 only good things would be coming to me….I was wrong…
I am guessing that these celebrities are thinking the same thing, they are advertising their tits at some exclusive black tie event I wasn’t invited to, so that people like us fall into their booby trap…get it..I am so witty and that is good enough for you to start your day to….you’re welcome…
Jessica Simpson May Be Busted But Her Tits are Fucking Huge
Lohan May Be Distracting Us From Her Cocaine Video, But At Least She’s Doing it Properly, this shit will even get Disney to Sign Her Again
Salma Hayek is Pregnant and Full of Milk and That’s Pretty Much What I Wish All My Diet Consisted Of…
Jennifer Garner is Post-Pregancy and Her Tits Have Dried Up, But I’d Still Try To Get the Last Drops Out of Her
Rose McGowan has Always Had Hot Tits
Christina Ricci May Look Old and Beat Up and Her Tits May Have Been Reduced But She’s Still Packin’ Heat.
Scarlett Johannson Still Has Tits and I am Still Lookin’ At Them
Julianne Moore is the First Fire Crotch I Ever Saw in a Movie and Will Always Hold a Warm Place in My Heart for Proving that Myth Isn’t a Myth….
Rosario Dawson’s Tits Look Small But Small Titis are Tits Too…
Juliette Lewis is a Crackhead and Crackheads Don’t Have Tits, But She’s Still Trying…
I Don’t Really Give a Fuck About Mischa Barton But Whatever This is Still Cleavage…
Alicia Keys Has a Hairy Chest, So I Don’t Know If She Counts, But Even Men With Tits Count in Your World, Cuz You Are Desperate…
A few new ones…
I think Ivanka Trump Looks Awesome….I’d wallet-fuck her…
Karolina Kurkova Models Bikinis and I like Bikinis, Especially when they are on me, I feel so pretty…
Gisele isn’t with Victoria’s Secret Anymore, She’s Not a Hot as She Used To Be, But She Has Done A Lot in Her Panties and That Pretty Much Redeems Her….
Posted in:Alicia Keys|Christina Ricci|cleavage|Gisele Bundchen|Ivanka Trump|Jennifer Garner|Jessica Simpson|Julianne Moore|Juliette Lewis|Karolina Kurkova|Lindsay Lohan|Mischa Barton|Rosario Dawson|Rose McGowan|Salma Hayek|Scarlett Johansson|Uncategorized|Unsorted
2007
21
Mar
The first time I saw Rose McGowan was in Doom Generation back when it first came out and I loved her tits. She got too gothic for me and being engaged to Marilyn Manson and shit was a bit of a turn off, I like my girls to be more into pink than black, but it’s not about me, what it is about is that she still has rockin’ tits and here they are pretty much on display at some fashion show.
I watched the movie Stick It for the second time and it changed my life. The first time was with stepSTEVE last year when we snuck into the movie theatre, were surrounded by 100 14 year old girls and were spotted by my stepdaughter’s best friend and her mom. When they asked where my girl and I told her that she wasn’t coming, she looked at me with disgust and I haven’t seen her daughter over since, but that’s not the point, the point is that my stepdaughter brought it home and I have been watching it over and over, someone needs to nominate Jeff Bridges for an academy award for this shit. I love seeing people desperate enough for money to do some serious garbage movies but I think I he did the movie for free because he just wanted to see teen girls doing the splits….Now look at Rose McGowan’s Tit.
Posted in:Rose McGowan|Unsorted