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Archive for the See Through Category

2009

19

Jun

Kate Moss and Her See Through Top of the Day

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I used to love Kate Moss because she was such a fuckin’ mess. With all the drinking and cocaine while her kid was at home. The dating rockstars with crack and heroin addictions and all the other shit she was involved in during her retirement, a retirement far more interesting than your dads, and I just figured she’d be crazy in bed, like this party girl I met the other day, who was wasted and lookin’ a lot like a model, maybe cuz I was drunk, or maybe because she was tall, but the point is we got to talking and in her drunken stupod she slapped me across the face pretty hard, when I asked why, she said cuz it turns her on and she did it again. Next thing you know I’m grabbin’ her ass and she’s asking me if I’ve ever been choked out when I cum and then she asks me to slap her back. I wasn’t down with doin it in public, cuz people don’t appreciate dude who beat chicks, but did it anyway, because I don’t appreciate people who judge people who beat chicks, especially when it was clearly a sexual beating…

Either way, here’s Kate Moss’ nipple in her see through shirt….

Posted in:Kate Moss|See Through

2009

10

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian See Through Slumber Party of the Day

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I have this fantasy of lesbian slumber parties that involves a group of teenage girls having pillow fights in their boyshort underwear because I am fucking cliche and that’s what lesbian slumber parties are all about. You know that whole experimental bullshit where you can sit around the next day and giggle about how dykey you were the night before, but halfway into the fantasy that Katy Perry song comes on and I look to find the asshole who turned it on and it’s fucking’ Samantha Ronson in her hat djing the lesbian slumber party event, forcing me to jump off of the tree branch I am perched on, where I am peeping in on the lesbian slumber party because I wasn’t invited since I have a cock and because I am an old pervert who scares teenage girls having pillow fights in their boyshort underwear.

I feel like Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s slumber parties aren’t as eventful as the lesbian slumber parties I dream about, but I wouldn’t mind seeing it.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|See Through

2009

08

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in Some See Through Shit of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of mindfuck Samantha Ronson has played on Lindsay Lohan, but I can assume it’s some pretty fuckin potent. Not only did this nobody, rich kid, “DJ” take the hurting actress and turn her into a fuckin lesbian, but now she’s got her in a chase around the fuckin’ world.

Not only can Lindsay Lohan do better for herself with hotter pussy, but letting Ronson fuck off, will free up some time to focus on her career instead of obsessing over this manipulative bitch. Unless it is all lies for the media, which would probably make the most sense…you know to stay in the media and keep the paparazzi takin’ pics and who reall cares….

I’m just ready for a Lohan comeback because she’s not going to be 22 forever and here she is showing off some see thru bullshit that isn’t see thru over the weekend in the UK.

Here she is leaving her hotel showing some stomach…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|See Through

2009

21

May

Mariah Carey and Her See Through Shirt of the Day

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So if you’re wondering what the titties Eminem used as a public urinal, mainly because they have the same relationship with a lot of dick like a public urinal, you know one you’d find in a stadium, or bar, maybe with some stray pubic hair on it, or chewed up gum, or maybe even a used condom or a syringe if you’re in the crazy part of town, here is Mariah Carey in a see through shirt with her crazy tits….

On a sidenote I’ve pissed on girls before, but the best time was after a night of hard drinking and downing 6 vitamin C tablets because i felt a cold coming on. I somehow convinced my gf to let me piss in her face and I did and she took some of the darkest piss I’ve ever seen leave my body in her mouth before puking, it wasn’t hot and pretty much ended our relationship cuz I can’t respect a woman who lets a very convincing, dashing, charismatic, pretty much homeless fat man piss in her face….

Posted in:Mariah Carey|See Through|Shirt

2009

08

May

Audrina and Her See Through Summer Dress Go to the DMV of the Day

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You know what the world needs more of…Audrina Patridge going to the DMV. I guess this proves that she isn’t as useless as everyone thinks she is. She actually goes out there and does stupid errands and you gotta respect that because I know it takes me months to go to the bank, to do my laundry, to mail my letters to Santa and whatever else I have to fuckin’ to do.

I remember when I was living off a friend of mine and his parents, we were about 27 at the time and he’d finance my stripper and drinking and drug addiction. We’d sit around all day, every day, hungover, trying to decide what to do with ourselves to make us feel useful, like less of a waste of space than we actually were. I think one week, our activity was to get a pen another week I think we filled up his mom’s car with gas. It was a disaster and we coulda used some fake tits to inspire us to get off our ass, especially if she wore see through summer dresses and let us cum in her ass.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|See Through

2009

06

May

Victoria Beckham and a Shitty See Through Shirt of the Day

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I can’t believe I’ve been writing this shit for 6 years. I can’t believe I post a picture of a Spice Girl in a semi see through shirt only because you can see whatever her under shirt that she knew people would be able to see when she got dressed like it is some kind of news. I guess I should really try to step my shit up, because if I find this kind of thing this uneventful and uninteresting, I am pretty sure so does the rest of the world. I’d apologize to you, but maybe I’m doing it on purpose. I call it self-destructive blogging. Gotta make sure I never take it to the next level, become successful, sell book deals and movie deals and TV deals. I gotta keep the shit obsolete and useless like the vibrator I bought to get my wife to stop fucking me, because she can’t manage to get the fuckin’ thing in her because her arms don’t reach past her gut. Trust me, it’s not as hot as it sounds.

Posted in:See Through|Shit|Victoria Beckham

2009

05

May

Audrina and Her See Through Shirt of the Day

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Audrina has a see through shirt. She is wearing it. She looks like an idiot. At least she’s got fake tits to get her through it. Good times.

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|See Through

2009

20

Apr

Elle Macpherson and Some Shorts on Vacation of the Day

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I uploaded a ton of Elle Macpherson pics last week, I have no idea why, but I do know that I didn’t post them. I guess I was giving a little love back to the girl who introduced the SI Swimsuit edition to my masturbation, not that I get down like that anymore, but it was the 80s and porn access was limited, espectially when you live with psycho Christians who would strip search you everytime you came home, because they thought you were up to no good, and molesters for the sake of Jesus, not that it matters, I don’t need to air out my dirty laundry with you, even though I have a lot of it, but that’s just because my wife is a lazy cunt who doesn’t know how to be a fucking wife, but she does know how to eat a hot dog and not in the good kind of way, but in the obese all you can eat buffet kind of way.

HERE SHE IS RIDING A BIKE…..

BONUS – SOME PICTURES OF HER IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS THAT ISN”T SEE THROUGH AT ALL

Here’s that 1989 SI Shoot – I Fell in Love With…In Hindsight, She’s Got Shoulders Only a Gay Guy Could Love….But I was an immigrant, had lower standards, was hornier and 19.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|See Through|Shorts|Vacation

2009

20

Apr

Audrina in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Audrina is useless, she can’t even get a see through shirt moment right. What the fuck is this whore good for other than being a vapid little cunt who is making more money than most people for doing absolutely nothing, proving that maybe she’s a fucking genius and I’m the fucking vapid cunt and who really cares, I know I don’t, I am just trying to rush through the day because I’m ready for it to be the weekend again, or in my case, everyday, making that whole statement pretty much mean absolutely nothing.

BONUS – Here is the Into the Blue 2 Premiere of the Day because one Into the Blue Just wasn’t enough garbage to put on film and spend millions of dollars on….Spoiler Alert- Here’s The Plot……

Plot: A pair of professional divers are hired to find Columbus’ hidden treasure

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Bra|See Through

2009

17

Apr

Lady Gaga and Tapes Up Her Tit Like It was Her Dick of the Day

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I posted these pictures of my least favorite clown yesterday, but it turns out there are a ton fuckin’ more and I figured since deflated fat chick tits are all you know, you’ll appreciate this shit. Unfortunately, I don’t. This shit just annoys me. It’s theatrical, attention craving, obnoxious and the one thing I can hope after seeing these is that bitch gets eaten up by the fame she doesn’t deserve because she’s ugly and dies of a fucking drug overdose as soon as fucking possible please.

Posted in:"Artist"|Lady Gaga|Nipple|See Through|Tape