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2015

16

Oct

Lamar Odom in Brothel Surveillance Footage of the Day

This is a picture of Lamar Odom’s surveillance footage from the Bunny Ranch brothel that I guess records everything, even when you are paying to play there…because dudes who run Brothels like filming all their clients fuck, for extortion reasons and/or security for the girls…who they don’t actually care about, they are their pimps…pimps never care about their whores..

That said, I guess nothing in life is private…unless you actually look at the surveillance footage and see…that you can’t see anything…and the fact it is being circulated is pretty “thirsty”…

Not to mention, the fact that this is major news, on every news network, on repeat, and more than just a secondary story…in the corner of the sites reminds us that the Kardashians, who probably staged this, and who are probably all in a suite partying, whether Lamar is killed off like the woman Bruce Jenner ran over before becoming Caitlin….or if he is there partying with them…

To think that the Kardashians, the greedy, selfish, will do anything cut throat and know how to get away with murder (OJ SIMPSON WAS THE TEST SUBJECT)…throwing death into a storyline, making sure Khloe doesn’t need to pay off in the divorce, and possibly shutting him up…because he knows too much…seems absoultely believable…

More so now that the family are coming to his bedside with camera crews…

Ultimately, CNN and other news outlets perpetuate this sensationalized crap…they create these people…and the Kardashians….are worse than any organized crime ring…

Either way, good security footage…

Here’s Lamar’s whores…from the weekend…

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2015

15

Oct

Katherine Heigl’s Weird ASs Flash of the Day

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What the fuck is this bullshit…I guess it’s a movie scene where a fake panty flash happens…

Zero Sex appeal Katherine Heigl is in a pair of leggings that are made to look like a thong…and it is creepy as fuck….but it’s in line with her everything…because Katherine Heigl in an actual thong, and not spanx pants shaping her to look like a thong…is far more terrifying…I am sure of that.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

15

Oct

Kate Hudson in the Bathroom of the Day

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Kate Hudson posted a picture of a public bathroom – where she stuggled to get out of her dress at some event…something that I guess she had to document because she’s never had trouble getting out of a dress…especially at an event….in public…I guess there weren’t any men around

Yes…

That was a slut joke, slut shaming, the girl with the celebrity parents who became a celebrity…after being a LA party girl…getting knocked up young and linked to pretty much everyone in Hollywood with a penis..

So funny…right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

15

Oct

And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day

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We can assume by “GOD” they mean a pile of shit in a dumpster her coked up mom woke up next to after a night of partying at Studio 54….to which she figured she could pretend was hers so that she could benefit from the Hilton Hotel trust fund life…after her uterus couldn’t get pregnant after all the drugs…

We can also assume Paris Hilton only agreed to this photoshoot if they wrote that “God” created her…

Clearly, Paris Hilton isn’t a religious person, because this type of thing would be against the church….much like everything this coked up, drug addict, clever entrepreneur who still makes a lot of money, all based on a porn career..

Even though we all know there is no God, and if there was, he would have only created Paris Hilton after losing a bet with one of the other aliens…at a poker game…as a joke on his society he manages…..

I have no idea what this Harlequin, Fabio, Romance Novel shit is…but it’s a whore being comedic…so it’s ok..

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2015

15

Oct

Toni Garrn for H&M Lingerie of the Day

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Her name is Toni Garrn…she used to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio…after he was fucking Bar Refaeli….

Toni Garrn German…her family was probably Nazis…Bar Refaeli…Israeli created because of the Nazis…so in a lot of ways…Toni Garrn’s DNA almost wiped out Refaeli’s DNA…and Garrn’s DNA created the country Refaeli is from…yet both their DNA is now tainted by DiCaprio DNA…as there is no way…and not just because he’s a faggot…that he doesn’t have HIV…

I guess the point of all this is that H&M doesn’t pay me…and like Bar Refaeli, who only exists because Toni Garrn’s family failed at their plan to wipe her out, I like to get paid…especially when H&M pays Toni Garrn…but I guess she gets naked for them…so it’s ok..

What I am trying to say, is fuck you H&M…and that the life and times of Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis and its adventures are so complicated…

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2015

15

Oct

Kate Upton Lies of the Day

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TELL HER TO TURN SIDEWAYS!!! TELL HER TO TURN SIDEWAYS!!

I know this party trick, so many fat people do it, I used to have a fat uncle who would take off his shirt and start fleing like he was a body builder before molesting us…

As long as he stood straight on, he almost looked like he was fit…up on some Vin Diesel shit….but the second he turned sideways, you’d see he was just a fat fucking slob…and that was without photoshop…something Kate Upton can’t go without…I mean I’m sure she’s even taken on her grandfather, who invented the washing machine’s inventor lead in trying to design a way to look like you’ve been photoshopped in real life…

But I don’t think it’s working for her…at least not in these ill fitting shorts you know could house a scout troop on a camping trip….

Disgusting, sure…but people love her…and it’s all because of her tits…if only life was that simple for every girl with tits…since every girl has tits…just not quite as flappy as Kate Upton tits…

TO SEE HER IN SHORTS CLICK HERE

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2015

15

Oct

Melissa Rauch for The Stndrd Magazine of the Day

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I don’t watch Big Bang Theory…I actually fucking hate it. I find it simplistic comfort humor, because it is a formula that people have grown up being forced to watch back when we only had 3 network channels that decided what we watch…

I know that the show is obviously very successful, because people love watching it…I guess because they missed Friends…and the execs figured if nerd speak was thrown into the mix…in this nerd era…casting average looking girls…they can’t get sued…as long as the bad acting, bad jokes, and bad characters don’t have Jennifer Aniston hard nipples, or coffee shops…replaced with computer talk…the moron world will buy into it…and they did…because the main cast is getting 100 million dollars EACH over the next 4 years of doing this…

What a scam…and here’s one of the characters named Melissa Rauch flashing pink panties…not because it is erotic, not because it is relevant, not because she is hot…not because her booty is hot…but because you’re a nerd loser…and probably jerk off to this character on the show you probably watch…I hate you..I am doing this because I hate you…

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2015

15

Oct

Shay Mitchell For Canada of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is one of the players in the Pretty Little Liars show…and she’s gone on, and branched out from easy to digest, bullshit TV shows that reach the masses but that suck if you have half a brain…that are obviously better than any TV show I’ve written, produced or been on, so you don’t need to send me emails about how I’m just jealous of Shay Mitchell, at least she’s doing it, and living it, and getting paid…and a loser like me can’t have an opinion of her…even though her day rate is based on our opinion of her….

What I’m trying to say is that she wrote a book…a book that seems ridiculous, but that she was smart enough to attach her name to because it will become a TV series of it’s own for her tween fanbase…that she’s clearly manipulating…or a movie series…either way…it’s going to make this one-trick pony rich as fuck…some Gossip Girl / Sex in the City / Twilight shit….all because of her celebrity and fan base…

Not quite genius,but I guess she’s not an idiot, or her management are idiots… blame Canada…even though she’s too good for Canada…except when it comes to supporting her team…something Toronto fans can #cometogether staring at…

I guess Ashley Benson’s not an idiot either, because she’s socializing with the bitch, because they work together, it’s good for paparazzi / PR and most importantly…good to maintain friendships, because this bitch is about the blow up and become powerful..unfortunately not actually blow up…or fall to the depths of desperation willing to suck dick for an audition…

I hate when girls make it, but like when they “make it”…

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Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2015

15

Oct

Cora Emmanuel for ELLE US by David Bellemere of the Day

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Cora Emmanuel is a model from Martinique, who I guess has a similar story as Rihanna…you know hot girl in the islands discovered by some pervert vacationing in the islands…because he knew he could exploit her by selling her off to a bigger agency or a bigger audience…forever taking his percentage…

I’ve barely heard of her before, but the photographer, David Bellemere, is some pervert from France, where the word pervert is interchangeable with FRENCH, because sex, it’s part of their culture….and he’s done some pretty great shoots for LUI magazine…and other shit…you should look him up..

Back to Cora Emmanuel and her mixed race, amazing look…and by look I mean booty…which may not be saying much, since everyone has a fucking booty these days thanks to instagram diets and exercise, but this booty is in magazines, and on a tall skinny model, so it’s better…society decided that not me…

Except in picture 6…I don’t know what’s going on there..but it’s weird…

I am not sure how many animals died in the making of this shoot…but I know that not that many babies will, because even if you jerk off to this, and you won’t since it is tame and ethnic, it’s not like any bitch is dumb enough to let you cum in her, or to let you breed…right..

Posted in:Cora Emmanuel|SFW

2015

15

Oct

Selena Gomez Body Painting Gay Dudes and Doing Fallon For Chemotherapy of the Day

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People actually got mad at me for laughing at Selena Gomez’s tame chemotherapy that I assume is far more dramatic sounding than it actually was on her body…because kids with cancer go through it for years…and often times die from the cancer they are trying to treat…after being sick the entire fucking time…

You can get Chemo for Arthritis…You can get Chemo for Lupus…at a dose FAR less aggressive than for cancer…yet let’s cry for the bitch….who is out promoting her record…and doing it as sensationalized as possible…pulling all stops…getting you to feel for her…like a calculated Taylor Swift….

Anyway, along with painting dudes, she did Fallon, the worst show on TV that I guess retards watch…and she decided to dress 1940s, but I like to think she is mourning her sex appeal…