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2015

06

Oct

Doutzen Kroes in Holland Herald of the Day

Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret because she’s old, too expensive, and there are a bunch of hotter, younger girls who are more keen to get involved with the brand…they don’t need some mom and her mixed race…which is mulatto or half breed to the racists I know you are….they don’t need some DJ whore from the Netherlands annoying them with her bullshit diva demands…so they let her leave gracefully…and pretend she’s got better things to do, you know new projects, a new direction that will take up all her time making it impossible to give Victoria’s Secret the one day a month they need her and pay her millions of dollars for…SURE…

You know, projects like fame whoring for the paparazzi in Miami…going to clubs to supervise her man…and this …”The Holland Herald”….moving’ on up…fading into obscurity…as models in their 30s do.

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2015

06

Oct

Rihanna in Cuba for Vanity Fair of the Day

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Rihanna was in Cuba with Annie Leibovitz from 1970s Rolling Stone Magazine Staff Photographer turned top level, very expensive day rate, iconic lesbian fashion photographer…..

Rihanna is from Barbados, so she’s always had access to Cuba so there’s nothing shocking or interesting about this, but the pics are awesome and it should make you want to go to Cuba…but don’t…they don’t need you Americans going in there and ruining their existence after 50 years of freedom from your capitalist evil…Canadians have always had access to Cuba and prior to it opening up to the US, it was a 500 dollar all inclusive trip…with women who would date you for the week for 100 bucks…I’m talkng 19 year old girls…down for anything for 100 dollars and now that it’s opened up…they’ll be more expensive to open up…bastard Americans ruin everything…except making people fat…you’re good at that..

She made some statement on sex:

“That’s why I haven’t been having sex or even really seeing anybody,” she says, “because I don’t want to wake up the next day feeling guilty. I mean I get horny, I’m human, I’m a woman, I want to have sex. But what am I going to do—just find the first random cute dude that I think is going to be a great ride for the night and then tomorrow I wake up feeling empty and hollow? He has a great story and I’m like … what am I doing? I can’t do it to myself. I cannot. It has a little bit to do with fame and a lot to do with the woman that I am. And that saves me.”

What the fuck is this crazy bitch talking about…rich people, especially new rich from the islands gone global…just can’t be grounded ever…always a diva lunatic…who I am sure is terrible to be around…

Here’s her bare ass..and other pics.

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2015

06

Oct

Chloe Sevigny’s Panties of the Day

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Chloe Sevigny is in American Horror Story…with Lady Gaga…because girl needs to work…she looks better than usual…but that’s not saying much because I never found Chloe Sevigny hot…she just always reminded me of a trans dude…

I am not just saying that because she was cast to play a trans once….

I am saying that she was cast to play the trans because she reminded other people of a dude too..

I do remember that I almost found Chloe Sevigny hot for a minute…once…when she first happened…on KIDS….

But that was probably because she was playing a teen, probably while being a teen, and she lost her virginity to some handicapped HIV positive dude…like a dirty little girl…something I connect with at the depths of my soul…and really the virgin teen having unprotected sex could have been anyone..

I never bought into her NYC socialite, high school drop out, pretending to be a high brow artist in the New York art scene, and I always saw her as a hack, trying to be that life…a hipster before it was mainstream… and now I saw her panties ing flashed…which is better than seeing her dick…

To See Her Dick… CLICK HERE

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2015

05

Oct

Tara Reid Bikini Corpse of the Day

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Tara Reid, perpetual Spring Breaker….is amazing….for some money reasons, including but not limited to being on the beach with her boyfriend…looking like this.

Sometimes I need Tara Reid to remember that life’s not so bad…That people have it worst…that bodies have it worst…like hers…destroyed in the making the entity that is Tara Reid…who was at one point in the late 90s, so fucking relevant, in everything and deemed hot as fuck…then one bad set of implants…threw her into a series of bad plastic surgery…in between traveling the world at pool parties drunk…

Everything comes to an end…whether it is the party at the end of the night, or the party at the end of a decade of partying that destroyed a bitch, or a career in Hollywood so many of these instagram whores dream of….

Death is inevitable – even when the person is still alive…despite how corpse like they look…or in this case their ass looks…..That bad lippo suction has sucked the soul out of her…she’s like a half deflated bag of dog shit…all lumpy and weird..decaying…but not in spirit…because she still brings it…and dudes still fuck it…and want it around…all leather…and in need of life being breathed into it….like a meth addict on the street corner in florida…who lost her pants 3 years earlier and spends her days asleep on the beach…only more famous…and probably more showered…but equally rotten…..

The real issue is why the fuck would she ever wear a bikini….If I was her, I’d opt for the pants…if I was her family, friends, advisors…I’d opt for pants…

But the positive in this, the light at the end of the tunnel her corpse is drunkenly stumbling to…is that she’s skinny….and that’s more than we can say for america…because fat girls are everywhere and fat girls are far more gross…than whatever this is.

What I am trying to say is that I’m in love…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2015

05

Oct

Anja Rubik Looks Sick of the Day

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I wonder if laughing at a skinny model is called “Skinny Shaming”….

Or pointing out that the skinny model probably has an addiction…so is this “addict shaming”…

Or maybe she’s got some sort of disease like it is “HIV POS Shaming”…

Or maybe she’s got some kind of cancer….”Cancer Shaming”…

Or is this from an eating disorder “anorexic shaming”….

And is this eating disorder caused by modeling agency demands…”model agency skinny demand shaming”….

All because all the work, like the food at the table is going to fat girls thanks to “fat shaming”…

And everyone wants to feel like they are doing their part for society by celebrating fat girls…”indirect skinny shaming”…

Her cheeks are sucked in, her skin grey, her eyes bags….she’s a fucking mess….looks like she’s been hanging with Lohan…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

She’s probably medicating, not eating, on drugs…from being given too much money to know what to do with…in a high pressure existence…but who I am to predict anything…I’m just pointing out that some of the greatest tits in modeling have died “great tit turned shit tit shaming”…and maybe she needs some help…Here is a tribute to what was…

Posted in:Anja Rubik|SFW

2015

05

Oct

Selena Gomez Mexican Tongue of the Day

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The world needs more Selena Gomez little tongue…I feel like the Disney Execs casting her for her first role…who loved her little Mexican mouth enough to create her…back when she was just a little girl with a mother willing to whore her out…in a world that needs Mexican content as Mexicans make up 80% of the US population and people in the media want to speak to that….while her mother, like all narcissists loved her little girl so much, and figured she was old enough to sign her life over to them…it was what was best for the family…and thanks to that…Selena is likely very fucking broken at her core…my favorite….but unfortunately, she’s not my favorite, but I’ll still look at her tongue…cuz I’m a pervert..

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2015

05

Oct

Rihanna and Cara Delevingne Lesbian in Bikinis of the Day

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Celebrities are weird and the fact that they even exist is weirder…I get the whole draw to musicians and popstars because people listen to and dance to music…but famous actors or models makes absolutely no sense to me…because they are just puppets who don’t connect to anyone on an emotional level…and in Cara Delevingne’s case, just clever enough to position herself with desperate enough for friends famous people…who found her attitude refreshing in a sheltered and controlled world they are forced into…even though her “don’t give a fuck” attitude is a total groupie giving a fuck attitude…because she’s flying around to hang with Rihanna and posing with her like she was Taylor Swift…as it is good for business…and also her ego…because celebrities only like people who suck their dicks…so as Cara strategically gives the media the finger…she’s giving Rihanna a different kind of finger, one that brings orgasms…because she doesn’t want to lose this life that she lives…

I guess what I am saying is that Rihanna is more famous than Cara, yet they are together in bikinis, because Cara is relevant and Rihanna likes relevant things, and Cara likes famous things that make her relevant…in this weird circle of “How does this Cara chick even exist, why does she matter, her bikini pics aren’t even hot, yet she’s everywhere, and people love her”…where’s the scam…let’s figure this out..but why bother…lesbians anyway you look at them are anti-climatic…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

If you’re more into her showing the world her tit…here’s her tit

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Rihanna|SFW

2015

05

Oct

Nicole Kidman in Black and White for Interview of the Day

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I always liked Tom Cruise’s original robot he never fucked because he’s gay…because of her great tits…that are probably because all of her is plastic…and botox…and/or the more expensive, lifelike silicon you find on the more expensive sex toys…as the hard plastic is for poor people and Nicole Kidman is not poor, but Hollywood glam from an era where actors got paid more insane money, even when they didn’t deserve it because it was all part of some movie producing racket…and now she’s in Interview magazine doing something that feels like old Hollywood Glam…..because along with Gun Laws…these Australians want to shit on your culture…

I have never eating carrot pie, you know a little orange pussy, because for years, I was disgusted by them…I used to GINGER CUNT SHAME…and point at laugh at the fair skinned girls…even the pretty ones…because I just assumed they were freaks…and as I’ve learned about Gingers…they are freak…and that’s exactly why I want in on that….

But because I was so mean to them growing up, when so much ginger pussy was desperate and available….karma will not give me the shade of pubic hair I want…now that I’ve grown as a man and accept all shades of pubic hair….

I know she’s old, I know she’s clothed, I know these pics are about silly, but here they are anyway…

Posted in:Nicole Kidman|SFW

2015

05

Oct

Gigi Hadid Caged Tits of the Day

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I guess Gigi Hadid thought she looked good in this outfit…because she posted a lot of pics of it..

Or maybe this look was paid for and a sponsored by whatever brand she’s wearing…and her instagram push was part of the deal…

Or maybe she’s just trying to give the designer attention, so he books her for a campaign, and she can in turn feel of value…

But I think all that matters is caged in titties…I likes dresses that do that to titties…it turns them into little criminals that need to be fenced in a locked up like how I treat girls in my basement…bad titties….even if the tits are overrated, spoiled by her rich dad who bought her career..and spoiled and suckled on by a Jonas brother, in rich and young, emotionally uncomfortable people…

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Here’s her sister…

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2015

05

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Big Shoulders Getting Out of Bed in a G-String of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere who is around 4 and half feet tall and was rumored to have been part of a weird sex ring in the 80s Hollywood, where she was past around rich guys when she was underage because Hollywood is notorious for weird eccentrics who fuck underage people…because it’s not a crime if you never get arrested or some shit…

A rumor, that is just a rumor, but that would explain her vagina’s ability to take her 6 foot 7 tall husband and baby daddy’s dick, that we can assume makes some real fucking creepy circus sex…..like the little midget clown and the tall man they are as a couple…

That said, she was another one of these 16 year old girls who the general american fell for….who turned 18 and was forgotten, but as long as G-string, even mom in a G-string happens…she’s still the little strong man with broad shoulders I thought was overrated when she was relevant but would still watch fuck…because it seems so intriguing…

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