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2015

07

Oct

Kourtney Kardashian Topless / Naked in Vanity Fair of the Day

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The only thing I find interesting about the Kardashians…is that the media is too lazy to not feature them in their bullshit…it’s like they are sitting around in nice offices with expense accounts thinking “who can we do a photoshoot on”…and the editor comes in and says “Kourtney Kardashian hasn’t had much press since her divorce from her fake marriage, and the PR team is HOUNDING US, plus it’ll get on their instagrams which is huge following, so let’s just go with that”….and the rest of the robots looking at their selfies go with it…because why challenge the editor when she’s doing the work for you…so you can go back to looking at your selfies…

The world is dumb and the only smart ones in all this are the Kardashians who are still cashing in after letting america into their rich person life…

And to think the Kardashians are smarter than billion dollar publsihing…is terrifying…

But at lest they show their tits and ass…even if they are moms and the second line of the family team…like good little whores..that even the most irrelevant of the family members are…even if they are disgusting…on all levels…

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|SFW

2015

07

Oct

Randy Quaid Arrested in Montreal of the Day

It turns out that one of the single best actors in the history of Hollywood, Randy Quaid and his crazy wife Evi Quaid have been living in Montreal…which is where I live…for the last two years…

Apparently he applied for refugee status, like a HOT SYRIAN REFUGEE and he just got arrested for who the fuck cares…something to do with being charged with fraud in Santa Barbara….

I just saw it in the news, but don’t read the news.. but you can…… CLICK HERE TO READ THE STORY

I am more into the anger, frustration, sadness, disappointment, and loss I feel….because if he’s been living here, why the fuck aren’t we BFFs…celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving together…and laughing about the Vacation movies he was in….and/or Independence Day…

Here’s some of his crazy that I think is genius and amazing…remember he is Academy Award and Golden Globe and Emmy Nominated…Genius…

one more genius….videos…

Posted in:Randy Quaid|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Kate Winslet in Lingerie for Esquire UK of the Day

Who gives a fuck about 40 year old Kate Winslet….

Oh right, every 40 year old who liked her big tits in Titanic…right before she became insanely rich and famous and barely showed her tits….even though she probably thinks she’s one of the industries greatest actresses…I mean that’s what they all think about themselves…while I just think they are all fucking garbage…but she’s still got tits…no breast cancer yet I guess..but she is at that age…#tits

Posted in:Kate Winslet|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Arianna Grande French Kisses Without the Tongue Elizabeth Gilles of the Day

Arinna Grande is the fucking worst…I only notice her bullshit because I can’t stand her and love exposing myself with shit I can’t stand….it makes me angry and reminds me why I hate the fucking world…

She’s just this little egotistical, self involved, narcissist who I assume is insecure as fuck cunt, broken thanks to stage parents, and a slut who fucks everyone…thanks to all those things…and I am not just saying that because she’s hate America…or because she’s just another one of these money making machine lies….who can sing, but is still garbage…

The only redeeming thing about her is that a pornstar once told me that she’s knows people who fuck her and they say she’s a pig in bed which makes putting up with her bitchy attitude worth it for dudes fucking her…

So here she is with one of her Victorious co-stars…a show I guess she was on…but not the Victoria Justice key player….

JUSTICE ASS

The one with big tits named Elizabeth Gilles….who I only know because I do this blog and see what the nerds are into…but I don’t always understand why they are into it…because grown men should not be watching Nickelodeon, and the fact they do, makes me think they may be watching it with their kids…how else do you find these twats…

Either way, they did a peck on the face, far more tame than when they eat each other out as black rappers rail them, but you can’t post that on instagram…that’d be bad for business…

Here are some pics she posted that included captions like “Far from perfect, but pretty damn cute”…shut the fuck up..

Posted in:Arianna Grande|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Ellie Goulding Nipples of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is some UK “hipster” bitch and by hipster bitch…I mean a girl who played hipster bitch knowing hipster was trendy and would pay the fuck out….and now…like all hipster bitches she’s showing her nipples in a magazine…because it’s the trendy hipster thing to do…especially when you’re trying to maintain your hipster hustle since shit fucking pays….

I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, but I probably have, I just don’t listen to music, because I’m one of those lunatics who thinks the record industry is dumbing us down, programming us, and just shoving subliminal messages into our minds to make us consume garbage…I mean why else would all these fucking idiots exist…I mean besides because of their tits…like these Ellie Goulding tits…that all of a sudden make her…matter..

Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Jojo Demonstrates her Black Boyfriend who Ruined her of the Day

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Jojo was one of the original, at least in this internet generation of celebrity bullshit blogs like this…you know..the way I spend my day..everyday…type sites…underage, jailbait, pop star who wasn’t that hot, but who Americans wanted to fuck, because Americans fucking LOVE underage girls…until they turn 18, get a black boyfriend, and pretty much dont do anything because they were tied up, pre-occupied with the big black D….in what she’s demonstrating how she used to do it…now that she’s worked her way back into pop culture…since that going black part of her….vagina…decided to try to make more easy money doing shitty songs and dances again…

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Gigi Hadid is a Self Involved Cunt Showing Gunt for Elle Canada of the Day

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The title of this post…is all I really have to saw about this porky model who makes up the new generation of models we call “my dad is really rich and we paid for this career”….coupled with “we’re at all the cool parties, so we have huge social media presence, thanks to the team my rich dad hired to run my PR and my ex boyfriend being a teen popstar I used to get followers”….and “brands really see me as a marketing tool to get their social media followers and they let me pretend to be a model to trick me into posting their shit”…because anyone with a brain knows…this isn’t a fucking model…this is a rich girl…with an ego…who doesn’t want to go to school because she’s vapid and from LA and has a trust fund…so instead she’s become her own personal brand…and apparently hashtag…fuck this whore like you were a Jonas brother after throwing in the purity ring lie…and figuring that shoving your dick in a 19 year old…is like being a virgin…semantics..

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Proud Mom of the DAy

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LOL!!

All these LA mom’s are such fucking whores…they’ll take as much dick as they can to help open doors and get in the media…EVEN THEIR OWN…

These people are garbage and the fact that “society”…which is really not “society”…or socialized…but rather just a series of uneducated primates with some bullshit soap box thanks to social media…where they are lazy and say things they like hearing while living a totally different life because they are hypocrites in denial of what is really going on…Attention Deficit Disorder, Bullshit Social Warriors, Too Lazy to Really Bother figuring shit out, entitled to think they matter..who supported what Bruce Jenner did for the Trans world…something I call “EXPLOITING IT”…make me fucking sick…

I am just fascinated that these idiots can kill people on the PCH…but no one fucking kills them…when it’s very clear…they need to be fucking shot…

Fucking whores. Twisted fucking whores…whoring for money and manipulating you idiots in the process…

SLUT WHORE

Here’s more of the young hooker…hooking for Target….Paid for by Target..

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Posted in:Jenners|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Eniko Mihalik for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik is a titty model, but she’s been in the game for a long time, and I am not just saying that because her face looks old in this shit for Agent Provocateur, the more expensive, and thus the better quality, probably sweat shop made lingerie..that has a bit more style because it appears to be more 1920s Parisian lace lingerie rich people used to buy in 1920s…than the wonderbra padded bra shit for mall shoppers of their Victoria’s Secret counterparts..but because I remember posting her tits…over and over again over the last bunch of years…which for models…means bitch is old…there’s always new pussy coming through…and at 25-30…you’re done…

But then again, maybe I never looked at her face…due to tits…because tits erase broken down things…attached to girls who get naked for money…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|SFW

2015

06

Oct

Codie Young Does Jessica Rabbit in a Weird Shoot for UMNO Magazine of the Day

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This is just fucking weird..

Her name is CODIE YOUNG

She’s Australian…

She’s got small tits, big bug eyes, and she’s managed to get cast for this Jessica Rabbit shoot, that I assume is for some of you weirdo Cosplay people who still jerk off to Jessica Rabbit…or girls dressed like Jessica Rabbit, because you’re into cartoons, because cartoons can’t say no to you, and you’re into girls who dress like cartoons, because they get you….

She’s got no tits, which isn’t a bad thing to me, because you see…I like…small tits…but I know if I was to jerk off to Jessica Rabbit, or Jessica Rabbit fetish photos…I’d want silly rabbit sized tits…

Yes…

Silly rabbit sized tits…

Yes…

I hate myself, bad puns, shit comedy…and this shoot..

Posted in:Codie Young|SFW