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2016

21

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Dubsmashes Herself of the Day

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Mar 17, 2016 at 10:04pm PDT

This is just creepy as fuck. You know, a girl reverting back to her youth, for an App that probably pays her, in what you may think is funny or cute or clever, but that I know comes from a crazy place, where when she’s in her house, probably involves her reliving the glory days, making her friends read the other lines, as she does her Parent Trap breakout performance that was so promising for her future, but that she fucked up by self distructing…

I’m still a fan, because I like crazy, unstable, spoiled girls…and there’s something poetic and terrifying about this…”it was all so simple back then”….depressive…

Happy #St.Patrick'sDayReds ????????May your blessings out number the shamrocks that grow. And may trouble avoid you wherever you go????????

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Mar 17, 2016 at 10:08am PDT

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2016

21

Mar

Lea Michele in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Lea Michele is still mourning the loss of her drug addicted fake boyfriend used as a marketing tactic to promote their shitty show…GLEE…while he was out in Canada doing hard drugs and she was probably in LA jerking off her dick…

She’s come out of her dark depression hole into the sun….to remind us that there is a life after death for the people who loss…or some shit…that you’d think any normal young person who lost the love of their life to drugs would still hurt when she thinks about him…but you gotta move one…something she did 5 minutes after he died because it got her out of that contract so she could go back to fucking guys she wanted to…n

None of these people have souls…but they have shameless selfies..

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2016

21

Mar

Sara Underwood Late to the Party But Still Welcome of the DAy

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Sara Underwood may be late to the social media game, but she’s come out hard…

She’s 31, she did playboy, she’s expropriated or exploited the loyal as fuck nerd culture thanks to social manipulator Ryan Seacrest’s lead and G4TV that she learned everything she knows from, and that’s give the audience what they fucking want, add some depth to your personality..

So she goes fucking aggressive on the nudes, or half nudes, and she’s aggressive on the share for share, even though instagram is dead…and now she’s moving to snapchat…growing that audience and it’s fucking growing…

I guess her new boyfriend is a instagram hustler with the basic tactics, or maybe this shit is just so fucking obvious, even though everyone dreams of insta fame…basic but shit’s put her back on the map and is making her that money off the perverts, loser, gamers who she brings hope to…you..

She’s not that hot, but guys fucking love her, and I just love what she represents, naked at 18, still rocking a rockin’ body…even though it was better without the tits.

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2016

21

Mar

Naomi Watts for The Edit Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a great photoshoot of Naomi Watts, who is not only 47 years old, but also Australian and even when they are celebrities, those two things combined make for a weathered grape looking faced women – and no matter what amount of botox jacked into them – can’t save that, it instead just makes for a clown face….

Meaning, these are either taken in 1996….when she still looked like this, or she’s just been photoshopped to shit, and this is in fact not her, but rather an a artist rendition of her. I can’t believe she actually signed off, not because she doesn’t look good but because it’s shameless, or bold to think she can get away with it…or maybe she’s just as delusional and into herself as all these instagram people, and really all people on social media in general, who when you meet them look nothing like they pretend to be…

A picture may say 1000 words, but most of those words are lies. Thanks internet.

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2016

21

Mar

Lena Dunham Dances for Hillary Clinton of the Day

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Lena Dunham decided to get political and show her support for Hillary Clinton to celebrate her exploded ovaries that we hope left her barren, because we’d hate her to reproduce because she’s a fucking a monster…

I guess she is into big business, or more importantly for the feminism that comes with a woman in office for the first time, because her husband isn’t legally allowed to run again, and is her right hand business partner, who gets to move back to the white house, where he can run the show from behind the scenes…

But don’t tell the feminists that’s what is going to happen…

This is the worst kind of cheerleading, let’s hope all her fans don’t follow anything she says…

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2016

18

Mar

Irina Shayk for Bras of the Day

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I am a firm believer that Irina Shayk is everything…

If she was producing enough content on the daily, I would dedicate this site to her, because no one else matters…at least that is what I like to believe, but in my defence, I am into hot, manipulative, possibly dark Russians who came up through communism, and now have A Listers CUM UP ON THEM…You see what I did there, what a clever blogger I am…

Either way, one of her jobs is the face / body of this non Victoria’s Secret luxury brand, and she’s as amazing as always…

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2016

18

Mar

Kylie Jenner Gets Slutty of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is the weirdest shaped chubby girl with a dumb looking face who can push millions of sales in shitty products no one needs because of a deal with the devil that her family made – in which their soulless OJ murder defending asses have taken over the media without having any marketable skills, talent and aren’t even that good looking.

Kylie, thanks is some doughy, weirdly shaped, probably from injections and fat transfers, with dead eyes, thanks to being exploited since she was a kid

Here she is for a photoshoot…for Wonderland Magazine, because her body isn’t a Wonderland, but it is a product of modern science…which is exciting when in shorts too tight and men’s underwear – gender fluid – like her daddy……weird…garbage…

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2016

18

Mar

Christina Milian in a Bikini of the Day

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The problem I have with social media is how annoying or lame a self involved cunt a bitch needs to be to stand around with her phone doing these ridiculous selfies for her fans, for the sole purpose of showing off her body to get praise or dudes to jerk off to her…it’s impossible to be present or interesting or even doing good for yourself, when you’re sitting by the pool acting like this asshole in a fake photoshoot….you cheesy bitch.

The problem I don’t have with social media is lame self involved cunts in half naked content they shamelessly produce for themselves, for free, for no reason other than to say “check out my mom body”…all while promoting skin cancer…

I’m so torn and based on the facts presented to us…so is Christina Milian

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

18

Mar

Big Ashley Benson’s Crotch in Shorts of the Day

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Ashley Benson pussy is hugged by her little shorts…which really shouldn’t be exciting to anyone because she’s sloppy and really if you want to look at her, look at her only really attractive feature, her big tits, that you can look at them from Springbreakers and other paparazzi shoots, since that’s where she peaked…

This wearing shorts, covering the dumpy ass with a sweater shit makes no sense to me, only because everyone knows fat chicks need to be wearing push up bras in low cut shirts and not doing anything that’s going on here…

But she’s really famous to the teens, and teens are all fat and look 40 these days, so I guess this is just her mirror the audience to relate to the audience, as these puppets do…just ask OLIVIA MUNN…the fake geek who played the part to get in geek hearts and is now starring in blockbuster comic book movies…

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2016

18

Mar

Ass on the Baywatch Set of the Day

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Baywatch is still being filmed in Miami…you know the land of Los Angeles County lifeguard because the ocean is warmer, the beach is nicer, and there is no risk of any of these soft acting idiots, whether it’s the tits from True Detective or the Tits from one issue of Sports Illustrated that Leo DiCaprio made into one of his own, and the only thing that surprises me is that there’s not that much controversial, on set paparazzi pics going on, they should be milking this shit hard – so that people beyond 40 year olds who watched Baywatch care…but then again, if that was the objective, they probably would have only hired VINE STARS for this low grade garbage you know you’re going to watch..

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