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2010

17

Mar

Pamela Anderson’s Old Vagina Eats Her White Shorts of the Day

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Pam Anderson likes taking risks, but I guess everyone already knows that from the whole Hep C infection and her career as a half naked whore with stupid fake, but I’m not talking about that, I’m talking about the fact that she’s wearing a pair of white shorts, despite the fact that her pussy has a mind of its own and can throw up various colored discharge at any given time, that will stain, especially when her fucking cunt starts trying to eat her fucking shorts like it is in this picture…Just ask any 14 year old girl who hasn’t got her period yet how often she wears white pants to highschool…

I think she’s boring and expired. Played out and over…but I guess she’s still hanging onto her fame as hard as she can with her implants…but I guess it won’t be too long before her liver gives out on her forcing us to move the fuck on, because everytime I do a post on her I am one post closer to jumping out of my fucking window. Sure. I live on the groundfloor, I’m not ready to die, but that doesn’t change the fact that this hag is irritating….

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Posted in:Bra|Cameltoe|Pamela Anderson|See Thru|Shorts

2010

22

Feb

Hilary Duff’s Engaged and Wearing Little Shorts of the Day

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Engaged, Fatter, loser with stupid hair, who dresses like the good days of team initiation aka the sexual peak of his life, where broom’s in his ass were reality and not just something he jerks off to.

I don’t really keep up on Hilary Duff news, since I cancelled my membership to her fan club when she turned 18, or as I like to call it, irrelevant. I do know that she’s a little fatter, a lot more used up and apparently engaged to be married to some asshole hockey player that has turned her into the puck slut that gets passed around the locker room that she always wanted to be. Hey, this is team sports and nothing gets between the team, unless it’s a willing slut who doesn’t mind a dick in her mouth, ass and hands, while the rest of the guys are jerking off to the performance, but that’s all for team building and you know what, Hilary Duff was born for this……

Either way, her future husband’s a fucking joke with stupid hair who I guess is ready to claim her as his own, since the good days of team initiation, also knows as his sexual peak, where brooms in his ass were reality and not just something he jerks off to, is over and it’s time to settle the fuck down….

I’m diggin’ her little shorts and swollen, possibly pregnant or just on her period, or just wearing a good bra tits, cuz I guess whenever a girl locks herself down, she likes to cocktease the world to feel like she’s still got it, and I am not complaining, cuz that would be gay….

Here she is simulating sucking his dick, because sometimes, at least the first week after proposing to a bitch, that level of committment is all she needs to be willing to suck dick like when you first started dating, but that ends fast enough…until the same thing happens the first week of marriage…until that ends too….So proposing makes for good sex, but it’s a short term solution, as they all turn fat and ugly which is around the time of their sexual peak….conveniently located in a time you don’t want to have sex with them anymore….

Pics via Bauer
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Shorts

2010

29

Jan

Mila Jovovich Is Not Wearing Pants of the day

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Mila Jovovich is playing with fire by wearing these shorts because she just had a kid recently and she’s at serious risk for her flappy beat up new mom vagina lip to fall out of those shorts…but unfortunately for us that didn’t happen, but what did happen is that she gave us a glimpse of the Russian mail order bride we all fell in love with 10 years ago….not that I was ever that much of a fan because I always thought she looked like a little boy…but a lot of other people were and that’s what matters.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Mila Jovovich|Shorts

2009

29

Dec

Pixie Lott Showing Off Leg in Some Gay Biker Shorts of the Day

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I don’t know who Pixie Lott is but apparently she’s got legs and wears leather shorts like some kind of gay biker ready to rape me in a back alley when I accidentally walk into the wrong bar in the wrong part of town….not that gay bikers really find me all that pretty…but if you get a gay biker on a bad day…it doesn’t really matter how unattractive you are…they just have the taste for ass no matter who that ass belongs to…it’s really a lot like prison….so I guess Pixie Lott brings out a lot of dark memories for me and I should hate her for that…which I guess I do….

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Posted in:Leg|Pixie Lott|Shorts

2009

23

Nov

Amber Valetta Crawling in Short Shorts for Gamer of the Day

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I have no idea what this raver shit is because I don’t really go out of my way to watch a movies called Gamer, especially when they aren’t in theaters yet, but in one of those never judge a book by its cover, shit looks fucking hysterical…..Amber Valetta is some model I’ve never heard of but who has a nice ass and this bitch is wearing a pair of little silver underwear and getting her pussy grabbed by some dude wearing a pig nose, then she’s walking around in a pair of serious ass exposing boy shorts where she crawls around on all fours before a motherfucker starts humping her leg and the whole thing is genius…..and that’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Amber Valetta|Ass|Crawling|Shorts

2009

12

Nov

George Clooney Pussy in Shorts of the Day

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Sometimes it feels good to jerk off to other people’s women. You know hitting facebook and hunting down your friends’ wives and girlfriends in their bikinis, wondering why you are all alone, but they scored this hot piece of ass, making you feel like a loser, usually after you’ve already cum and the guilt sets in, making you unable to look either of them in the eyes next time they invite you over for a dinner party or whatever the fuck you and your friends do.

That satisfaction and shame is not as exhilerating when the bitch belongs to some celebrity named most eligible bachelor, but I don’t have any friends who have wives or girlfriends and even if I did, they’d probably get mad if I posted the nude pics they send me secretly cuz I know the right way to ask, but George Clooney on the other hand appreciates the publicity because the only reason he is dating her is becuase he owns her and believes that her acting career will make him a lot of money and this whole dating shit is just a front to get her in the tabloids. Everything is strategy.

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Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis|Legs|Shorts

2009

03

Nov

Ashley Tisdale in Her Little Shorts of the Day

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I guess the Highschool Musical money making machine is back at work on a new movie, because that is the only explanation why anyone she worked with would be hanging out with her, she looks annoying like that.

The only good thing about these pictures of Tisdale, and I am saying this as someone who can’t stand the bitch for no reason other than her ugly face and her possible ego that I assume she has from being on these Highschool Musical bullshit, when she should be working the cash at the local Gap or some shit, making any picture of her a miserable fucking experience, are her shorts.

There’s nothing quite like slipping a hand up a pair of loose fitting shorts. You know vagina access from the leg. Bringing back great memories of my stepdaughters watching movies while chilling, unknowingly flashing me the goods….So I guess if anything Tisdale is good for one thing and that is reminding me of other girls worth lookin’ at pullin off her style of shorts better than her….

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Shorts

2009

02

Nov

Jessica Lowndes Does Halloween in Shorts of the Day

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I don’t know who Jessica Lowndes is but she’s perfect for this post on how Halloween is just a fucking disappointment, year after year, people always dress the fucking same.

Sure, girls who normally wear pants, walk around in panties, and let their inner slut out, we’ve all heard that report before and it’s not fucking news anymore, but sometimes that’s just not enough. Sometimes, that is just boring because there’s never been a costume I’ve found creative, exciting or even worth paying attention to.

See I love bitches in underwear, I love straight laced girls slutting out and acting wild, I love drunk girls turning into whores, but the second I see a costume that I’ve seen before, I get bummed out, I just figure bitch is so generic and I get too discouraged to even appreciate her hot young ass in bootyshorts.
I don’t know what it is, maybe I’m going through a depression and don’t find excitement in the little things anymore, or maybe I just hate follower drones who can’t pull off something clever while being just as naked and slutty…

I didn’t go out this year, so maybe it was different, and I guess I should be less hateful towards everyday cheesy girls, because they will always exist, they will always ignore I exist, and I still want to fuck all of them, whether dressed like a cheerleader, sailor, sexy cop, wonder woman, nurse, school girl, princess, or whatever out of box costume they are rockin’ or not….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Halloween|Jessica Lowndes|Shorts

2009

26

Oct

Anna Faris isn’t Hot n her Shorts and Tight Shirt of the Day

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I don’t understand why Anna Faris gets cast as the dumb hot chick in all the movies she gets cast in…or at least the one movie I know of that she’s been in, because following Anna Faris’ career is really something I have any interest in doing, I really don’t have any interest in much more than naked chicks and watching Oprah in McDonald’s because they were smart enough to put TVs in some locations for the elderly folk and me to feel at home drinking their dirt cheap coffee, not that I have a TV at home, but shit is pretty comfortable and a great place to pick up pussy, if grandmothers or fat 14 year old Asian dudes are your thing, since they seem to be the only ones obsessed with the shit, because she is ugly.

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Posted in:Anna Faris|Shorts|Tight Shirt

2009

26

Oct

Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

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Audrina was out showing off her stalky whore legs and everyone danced in excitement and by everyone, I mean no one, because even her biggest fans think she’s a waste of fucking space nobody and her only fans are her parents. That’s why they gave her breast implants, because they figured it may open up some doors for her that otherwise would never open, like a career stripping or high class escorting, cuz they couldn’t support her forever. so technically they don’t even count…

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Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Legs|Shorts