2006
19
Jan
Ryan Seacrest is a total cunt. Just because he’s with a bitch, doesn’t mean he is into them. He’s a total poofter and this has been Ryan Seacrest Pretending he’s not gay, Picture of the Day. Even if this motherfucker had a sex tape come out where he’s fuckin 8 chicks, everyone would know it’s a cover-up. You’re not foolin any of us. Jesus Martinez – OUT – fucker.
2006
16
Jan
There is nothing more rewarding that surfing through photobucket and finding a girl’s account that probably should have been set as private. You know the kind where girls get all webcam whorish and take 100’s of pics of themselves posing in their underwear. I don’t think this girl is all that hot, but I do think what she does is. This is a call to all the ladies who read this site to start taking naughty pics and sending them my way.
More Pics After the Jump
Posted in:girl|naughty|Photobucket|Slut|Uncategorized|Unsorted
2006
16
Jan
The interesting thing about Sean Lennon is that he has been linked up with every celebrity cokeslut over the past few years. He was with Bijou that whore, Devon Aeoki that big headed Chanel chink, and now he’s with Lohan. This is not a Cibo Mato Fan Site and we honestly think Lennon is a total poofter, banking on his daddy and mommy, and all fucking introspective and artistic and shit, but we do love Lohan. This news doesn’t really have any impact on my life, because I don’t fuck bitches with AIDs, but someone who once wrote for us had a fake love affair with Lennon a few years ago, when she was only 15.
Here’s the Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie throwback set of the day.
She is – Attempting to stop using boys for sex
She Is – Ask Minxy on Monday
She is – Ask Minxy on Wednesday
She is – Coco
She is – Coming Clean
She is – Magical Moments with Minx
She is – All For Sexual Favors
She is – Soaking Wet for Jesus Martinez
That’s enough, we are more into moving forward than reading old entries, but minxy, we are sorry your fake bf has a new gf.
Posted in:John Lennon|Lindsay Lohan|Rich Kids|Sean Lennon|Sex|Slut|the Beatles|Unsorted
2006
12
Jan
I always laugh when I see inter-racial couples. It’s not cuz I am racist, cuz dude, I married a gringa so if you are offended by what I am about to say you can always suck my dick, you like that don’t you, you fucking homo. Anyway, you know what they say about Asian men don’t you, bath-house bandit, you got more dick experience than my mom and she was a mexican prostitute, so anyway, the word is that Asian men have small dicks, I have a small fucking dick, it’s nothing to be ashamed of bt you gotta find a 60 lb person, cuz that’s the only way “Chen” feels like a man. Point of the story is that I am going to bed and that most 60 lbs people are under the age of 10 and that will get you arrested – so just accept being a little man and do what I did, marry a bitch twice you size, I’m talking 375 lbs. She’s so fucking fat that she’s just happy that someone acknowledges her, I mean I know she’s hard to miss if you’re sitting on the bus with her, and I am not just talking about her stink, I am talkin her stature, but bitch would be happy getting fucked by my pinky. It’s called years of abuse and it’s really a sad state of affair.
Love
Jesus
Posted in:Anorexic|interracial|Nicole Richie|Slut|Unsorted