For anyone who used to read this site, they will know that I used to run a Pheromone Challenge to see if this shit actually worked for the virgin losers like you who read it. I received some funny submissions a few months ago from a couple of immigrant dudes and I got accused of faking some of them to pay for my server which I will never admit to doing because lying to you is not my style.
Either way, longtime reader Wil responded to one of my steplink requests for Pherlure Challenge Entries. He used Pherlure for his X-Mas party this past weekend and he sent in the story with pics.
From : Wil
Sent : December 12, 2006 12:33:06 PM
To : info@drunkenstepfather.com
Subject : Pherlure Xmas PartyHey Stepfather,
I’m a regular reader on your site and have been a fan since your debut. I’d say I am fan number one, but that creeps me out. About a month ago when I noticed you were desperate for money I decided to support my favorite internet celebrity and buy some Pherlure Spray. I recieved it shortly after and left it in the box never really intending to use it. I just wanted to help keep you going you know! Anyway. Last weekend was my company Christmas party, I work in the marketing department for a medium sized company that specializes in beauty products, so as you can imagine I work with mostly women, middle aged women to be exact.
OUr christmas parties are usually the bore of that particular saturday, I go for the awesome gifts and open bar. Other Years i brought my girlfriend but I’ve been single for 4 months now ever since she found my extensive Porn collection and tried to make me choose;her or the porn, well I just can’t deal with someone who tries to be that controlling, so the porn won.
On the night of the christmas party I was heading out the door when the unopened box of Phelure Spray caught my eye. I figured what the hell, let’s see what this stuff does to a room full of half drunk middle aged women.
I grabbed the bottle, stuffed it in my pocket and headed out the door. The party went along as usual, I sat at the singles table, ate supper and listened to terrible old hoiliday tunes praying for the open bar to begin. Once the bar opened i made my way over and started hitting the good stuff; Jack!
As I drank more and more, I started to notice Patricia the assistant to the vice president eying me from the other side of the bar. You have to realize I am a 27 year old guy working in an office with women. The older they are the hornier they seem to be. I deal with sexual harassment daily and I am not complaining but it gets annoying when it’s the 300 pound accountant slaps my ass.
When I came back I sat next to Patricia and we started to make small talk. I had to take a leak and when I opened the door to leave there was Patricia. She pushed me back in and locked the door, without going into too much detail she was like a crazed woman and that was probably the best BJ I’ve ever had in my life.
Just that would have made my night but that wasnt the end. I headed back into the party with a smile on my face and a need for celebratory drink. My boss Jeff who was obviously tanked approached me, He started to chat me up and was killing my night. We talked about the usual boring crap and he told me about his 18 year old daughter who came as his date because his wife left him blah blah blah, Jeff must have started to become affected by the Pherlure spray and began to touch me a little too much then he whispered in my ear the most horrific sentence I have ever heard, He whispered and I quote ” my wife left me cause I like to fuck young men, young men like you”
As you can imagine I about ready to knock this guy cold but he is my boss, I still needed revenge so I excused myself with the mission to find his young daughter. I found her sitting alone in the corner of the room, I approached her with a drink and introduced myself, we chatted for a while and in no time, I am convinced that the spray did the talking for me, we were making out right there. I ended up bring her back to my place that night where I took some great shots of her lovely tattoo on her lower back.
I then proceeded to post those pictures on the company website with a nice description of the events of that night. I haven’t felt the aftermath of that yet but It was all worth it. I figure if your gonna leave a job why not do it like this.
I figured you Jesus of all people could appreciate my Xmas Party adventures. Have a good one.
Wil
Wil, that’s a fucking Christmas Miracle.
I don’t guarantee whether this really went down, but I do guarantee that this shit works for some people. Join the Pherlure Challenge HERE and send me your stories….Cuddles.
Here are the pics he sent in…
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