So Raymi the Minx wins the blogger awards, possibly because of your voting on her from here. Let’s face it I have had a huge part in making this girl famous over the last 2 years. Unfortunately, like all people who think they’ve “made it”, they leave the small guys in the dust. Since the win, the only messages I have got from her are about interviews she’s got lined up and canadian celebrities myspacing her. Point of all this is to say that all i asked for was a shout out to my site and she didn’t deliver.

I am watching a show on the Tsunami, it’s really fucking uplifting, but lucky for me I have a cigar and no matter what shit the TV is spewing at me, while smoking a cigar I can’t not be happy….

Speaking of not being happy, here are my links for the day. If you don’t know what I am talking about, don’t worry about it, just click the links.

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Minxy launched her career on this site, now she’s modeling for other sites because she is an unfaithful whore. To See the OTHER PICS CLICK HERE but I obviously posted the good ones…cuz that’s what I do.

trendmill is like myspace but for fashion and it’s invite only so that means you gotta be invited in to see things. Lucky for you, I have an invite code so Click Here or write DS, sign-up and you’re in….I know you are a fashionista hipster piece of shit, aka a virgin in your mom’s basement who likes boobs.

This is my trendmill profile

I can’t always be funny so just look at her tits.

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I am not sure who Kelly Brook is but this is her Upskirt from last night outside some restaurant with her boyfriend….

The paparazzi are fucking crazy on these upskirt shots, they obviously see a girl in a dress sitting in a car and they start fucking drooling, hoping for the next hot picture….It reminds me of the Asian man I saw standing outside an electronics store late last night. He had so much desire in his eye and that printer/scanner/copier combo was heaven to him. It reminded me of myself back in Mexico as a kid, looking in the window of the food store because I as so fucking hungry and my mother was too busy turning tricks to feed me or when i was a young teenager in the USA looking at the video game systems in the local toy store that my ultra-baptist parents wouldn’t let me play because they were fucking crazy or when I was older and I’d grab a coffee near the the strip club trying to sneak a peak of the girls heading into work so I knew who to offer money to sleep with later than night, because lets face it, paying for sex is better than paying for lap dances, covercharge, drinks and coat check. The paparazzi remind me of when i was homeless standing outside the liquor store, looking in the window, hoping some nice person would just walk out with a mickey of booze for me….like Kelly Brook brought the upskirt to them…

This post may not make sense, I am half asleep….

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I cater this site to the virgins..because I assume 96% of people on the internet are virgins who come to the internet to jerk off to the 4% of sluts who post pics of themselves but every once in a while, I email someone who has read the site before and that said person, virgin or not, happens to be on National Canadian TV everynight at 7:30. Her name is Lainey and she runs this site….

I asked her to drop a stepfather catch phrase on the air….most are too offensive and “cuddles” is way too gay so I suggested she say “That’s the story I heard”.

I doubt she’ll pull though on it, but speaking of TV, there was just full tit on the local news. This one woman was having problems breast feeding so she consulted this big breasted french girl to help her. There was tit sucking, tit grabbing and if that baby wasn’t in the segment…it’s be porno…

Speaking of porno, here is the full Screech Sex Tape:

Here are the rest of my links for the day.

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Here are some pics of Paris Hilton showing the world her pretty solid ass on the Runway somewhere….

Speaking of SPAM, I am pretty sure you don’t care about this, but the spammer commenter in one of my posts has apologized for pretending to be other members of the site and for writing inappropriate things….If an apology includes blaming his friends…For the record MUNG is a real person, I never met him, I never read his posts, but he wasn’t me….

OOPS, MY BAD!!!! I had a ‘small party’ this weekend. 8 or so friends, some of them do read u and we discuss your stuff. I actually had mentioned(since i thought there was a good chance you had,in my opinion, “retired Mung”) that it would be great/ludicrous/wtf if Mung came back somewhat more likeable but still somewhat an inflamatory asshole dealing with HIV/aids (cuz assholes can only b likeable if/when they r dying), post his T-cell count, meds, a few nasty photos of yeast infections,etc.

Needles, er i mean needless 2say since it was a stay over party where people(inc. myself) r not always the most “clear headed/rational” some of the time, a couple of them did take the liberty of going ‘nuts’ in the comments and picking up fights w/HLW, “Stepsteve”, etc. While i dont think its 80% just some of the ones they told me about are somewhat in poor taste. The lesson learned is that my computers r now password protected so that people will need 2 check with me b4 using them.

Since u obviously feel that the comments were not appropiate 4your site i do apologize.

P.S.- I hope that you have njoyed some of my comments. I thought the “Ballad of Mung”(w/the subsequent addendum) was pretty good if i can say so myself.

Either way, this post was useless, but appropriate considering what the “support” pics are of. I’d hate to have the post of the year to Paris, so I do what I can to make all Paris posts suck….

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Hayden Panettiere, Ali Lohan and Jamie Lynn Spears are underage celebrities with uncertain futures….Where are they going to end up when they reach the legal age to work. The debate is whether they are going to end up becoming drug addicted party sluts with too much money to spend, or do these girls go onto be the next big thing, and by big I don’t really mean like Brooke Shields with her penis-shaped vagina and football shoulders, but I do mean a childstar who makes it or do they end up being a washed up and dried out meth addicted stripper, unable to pay for their next hit so they suck dick in the back of a strip club kinda thing, I’m talking Family Matters Foxworthy bitch, and not the Foxworthy with the redneck jokes, but without the camera.

Speaking of strippers, I decided to give stripper’s advice as to how they can make more money…this is the first installment:

Me:

I can teach you how to make a lot of money all you have to do to get a lap dance is say, “i want you to grab my tits right now”

Stripper:

I’m the good girl in this club and I already making good money and guys with a lot of money don’t just want to grap your ass and tits. They want you to give them attention and affection they don’t get from their wife

Me:

You want me and it’s so obvious, i can tell by the attention and affection you give me that my wife doesn’t. How much do I owe you?

Stripper:

For you Mr. Martinez…I dance for free. Cuddles.

She dropped my fucking line… let’s face it…getting free lap dances is better than being famous.

Speaking of better than being famous here’s my one line argument for each of these players…

Ali….

She’s Lohan’s sister so even if she never makes a penny, she’s set for life, which means she won’t be sucking dick in the back alley. From my experience the younger sisters never follow the older drug addicted sister’s path, but Ali is her sister’s shadow and her Lindsay is her mother’s shadow, so it’s a family thing. She’ll be cutting lines and rocking VIP rooms and cocaine hotel afterparties by her 18th birthday….

Jamie Lynn….

Her name is Jaimie fucking Lynn, she was born to be a back alley cock-queen. A trashy southern family can only have so much luck before falling into their destined path of trailer’s and trash. She’s a little chubs and that will lead to the meth….She’ll never be as successful as her sister and that will lead to more meth….The only comfort is that her sister will be right by her side.

Hayden….

She’s already got the poses down that would lead one to believe she could suck dick in the bathroom for meth. She’s already been caught smoking and partying when she was 15 which would lead one to believe that she could end up spending her earnings in the club pocket full of bub kinda thing….she doesn’t have the older successful sibling, so she doesn’t have the insecurity with being the loser sister that leads to drug addiction and the comfort of the sister’s bank account that allows you to freeridethrough life so it can go any which way for her…

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