I am shaking in the corner like a rape victim in an alley in the rain, but that has nothing to do with these stepLINKS, that’s just my intro. I am back with the stepLINKS cuz that’s really what this site is known for so you better get clicking cuz I’m back. If you haven’t already told your friends about this site, you better get crackin because my success highly depends on you cunts. I am actually not too impressed that none of you have commented today. There’s something rewarding in getting comments, even when they are racist and retarded…. I plan on getting drunk tonight because drunk makes me happy and you don’t…..speaking of unhappy – here are some sad links for the day….

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These bitches are more duffgusting than the dude from a Trailer Park in Alabama raping his own mother. I guess she looked good in her bathrobe while making him pancakes for breakfast all those years. Bitch must have been asking for it bending over to do the dusting. I guess that no pussy is as good as the first pussy you ever touched and I realize that I am an asshole with no compassion because I can only laugh at how fucked up the world is and I feel like since she raised him, I’d rather he rape her than rape one of my stepdaughters or your sister or the innocent girl that lives in the trailer down the lane, who is already dealing with daddy’s alcoholism…I guess the really issue is whether either of them gave the other one an STD like when this dude’s having a herpes outbreak in jail and his boyfriend asks him where he scored that shit and he’s all like “so I was raping my mom and bitch was a dirty whore, you never think of your mom as a bitch with herpes, I sure learnt my lesson….” and I guess when he gets out of jail – Christmas Dinner will be really fucking awkward….All this to say the Duff sisters don’t have to worry about getting raped by anyone….

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This bitch is 21 and has starred in such amazing movies like American Pie Bandcamp back in 2005. I guess that would explain why bitch is on a fucking budget and is buying her useless attempt at being a whore costume at Wal Mart. I went out on Saturday night looking for bitches dressed like sluts, I ended up at some bar and the hottest girl in the place wasn’t even wearing a costume, she was wearing regular clothes, but her dress was barely covering her ass. I fell in love and if I wasn’t as creepy as I am, I am sure I coulda convinced her to show me what she was rocking under that said barely there dress. She was walking around with some fat dude with long hair, it’s always typical of hot bitches to end up with losers. Maybe dude’s in a band or something. Either way, Halloween is tomorrow, I have one more chance to get out there with my camera and if I am not feeling agoraphobic, lazy, depressed and angry – I will definitely get some stepTV content. It’s been too long….

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This bitch is 21 and has starred in such amazing movies like American Pie Bandcamp back in 2005. I guess that would explain why bitch is on a fucking budget and is buying her useless attempt at being a whore costume at Wal Mart. I went out on Saturday night looking for bitches dressed like sluts, I ended up at some bar and the hottest girl in the place wasn’t even wearing a costume, she was wearing regular clothes, but her dress was barely covering her ass. I fell in love and if I wasn’t as creepy as I am, I am sure I coulda convinced her to show me what she was rocking under that said barely there dress. She was walking around with some fat dude with long hair, it’s always typical of hot bitches to end up with losers. Maybe dude’s in a band or something. Either way, Halloween is tomorrow, I have one more chance to get out there with my camera and if I am not feeling agoraphobic, lazy, depressed and angry – I will definitely get some stepTV content. It’s been too long….

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I used to have an unhealthy obsession with American Apparel leotards. This is before I hated every Jewish bitch and her Yoga obsessed mother turned hipster. I still think that there is something really fucking sexy about a bitch rocking a piece of clothing that touches her tits and her box all at the same time. The only leotard story I have is about a girl who used to go to American Apparel and try on leotards for me, I met her at Starbucks a year ago and she knew I loved them. One day, she was heading out to a Pants Off party and decided to swing by the one bedroom apartment I call home, my wife was out at Bingo and the stepdaughters were out being sluts somewhere. Anyway, she turned on some music and decided to do a little dance while rocking her American Apparel one piece leotard. I am pretty sure it was the same one Lohan has on in these pics. I didn’t get hard cuz I don’t know how to get hard, it’s got something to do with my life of hard living and a huge prostate but I did have the chance to slide her leotard to the side and play with her lady parts until she realized that she had a 35 year old fat man in sweatpants playin with her goods. This was about a year ago and the novelty of the leotard hasn’t fully worn off, but Lohan is a fucking loser and is more of a trend follower than a trendsetter in these pics. I am sure 60% of all halloween costumes bought this year were from AA. Either way, nice gloves you fucking whore…..

BONUS – Lohan Leaving Another Party in Silk Pajamas Covering Up Her Dominatrix Costume, nice gloves you fucking whore….

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I am pretty sure these pics are old, but I have a really bad memory so that means that they are new to me. I lost my picture hook up a couple of weeks ago and I’ve been away from the computer for awhile so I just don’t know what’s up. Come to think of it, I am pretty sure that I never really knew what’s up, I don’t read other sites, watch TV or leave my house. My stepdaughter always tells me stories about things she sees on TV, whether it’s facts about Nicole Richie or funny things the Princes of Malibu do. Yesterday it was about Borat calling Madonna a transgendered person, even though he’s in her DJ music video, I wasn’t too impressed, cuz that’s like saying “Feed Nicole” or talking about Paris Hilton’s sex tape. It’s been done. Either way, I get fucking annoyed knowing that she’s filling her brain up with celebrity smut, when she could be training to be a stripper, something that could actually put some food on our table.

This post has been shitty, I am just waking up, it’s 11:56 and I have 4 minutes left of The View. There’s something about watching Rosy that makes me feel good about myself. Maybe cuz she’s a fucking lesbian.

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I am not sure if this is a Spice Girl or not. I came across these pics and they were labeled Melanie B. The only brown Melanie B I know is the Spice Girl, but I am not really the expert here. I always get dissed for being wrong, like the time I said a girl in a bathing suit was Kate Beckinsale or some shit, when really it was some overweight teenager from Nebraska. It doesn’t matter who these pictures are of, the point is that the bitch is wearing a see through shirt and showing off a little nipple. I know that you aren’t used to seeing nipple other than your own and that this shit may be a little too much to handle for a virgin but my solution for you is to sign up to this new social networking site one of my readers started up, build a profile and wreck shit up. I am uploading pics of slutty Halloween Costumes and a shitty article I wrote on having free sex with hookers as I type this cuz it’s that time of year…

The site’s called trendmill, it’s invite only and I’ve got an invite for you to join my entoruage and read my shit GO

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I am not sure if this is a Spice Girl or not. I came across these pics and they were labeled Melanie B. The only brown Melanie B I know is the Spice Girl, but I am not really the expert here. I always get dissed for being wrong, like the time I said a girl in a bathing suit was Kate Beckinsale or some shit, when really it was some overweight teenager from Nebraska. It doesn’t matter who these pictures are of, the point is that the bitch is wearing a see through shirt and showing off a little nipple. I know that you aren’t used to seeing nipple other than your own and that this shit may be a little too much to handle for a virgin but my solution for you is to sign up to this new social networking site one of my readers started up, build a profile and wreck shit up. I am uploading pics of slutty Halloween Costumes and a shitty article I wrote on having free sex with hookers as I type this cuz it’s that time of year…

The site’s called trendmill, it’s invite only and I’ve got an invite for you to join my entoruage and read my shit GO

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I remember a time when I got an insane amount of fan mail. People would constantly send in pictures of themselves and stories of shit they’ve done and it was always a good time. In the last 72 hours…I have received 4 emails, one that was legit and the other 4 were spam. At first I thought it was my mail server fucking up. I was all like how could this shit not be coming in, but them I realized tha the fuck up in all this is me. I’ve lost my appeal, people are bored and the last 2 weeks of death leave has forced people to find other stomping grounds. I do feel rejected and like this is an end of an era and I would have shed a tear if I honestly believed this site deserved being called an era. Either way, stepSTEVE told me that he learned how to play the Bass this summer and now is in a band that is recording an album with a producer from Warner. I’d like to wish him the best of luck and to remember his humble beginnings when he reaches the top. I am always surprised by right place at the right time situations….I always seem to be at the wrong place at the right time. Speaking of wrong place, Avril’s box is in the wrong place, if it was a little too the left, these pics would be worth posting. Assholes.

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Do you remember Traci Bingham? She was a baywatch slut but no one noticed her because she made the beach look like a giant kitty litter while Pam Anderson was showing off her hard nipples. I was like am I watching Baywatch or is this the shit in the sand hour on the Discovery channel. I don’t know what I am talking about but at least she’s got solid cleavage, cleavage that her whole career is based on, the best $5k investment of her life. Speaking of cleavage, some girl from myspace sent in a DJ AM story, DJ AM once had cleavage but then he got gastric bypass surgery. Cuddles.

so you probaly dont care but you seem to have a distaste for nichole richie so im gonna tell you my story….her stupid ex-fiance dj am stoopid adam golstien who even refers to himself of late as a.m. yelled at me for taking a xanax last night…at his friends show mickey avalon who happens to “rap” about herion pills coke and hookers…not to mention i have seen him stand by while she blew lines…they both suck!!!

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