So Demi Moore like to fuck young dudes who are at the height of their careers, she likes to cock block and ruin their chances of getting any pussy they want, she does it with her experienced twat and her tight body. Bitch, must know what she’s doing cuz you know any girl who’s out there would love to fuck Ashton, he was an underwear model you know. That’s not the point of this, because I am not here to question why people are together, love is beautiful and you need to embrace that shit when you find it, like I did, only instead of love I did it for citizenship, which is really one in the same….we all have our alterior motives, like Ashton’s prolly trying to make his move on “fox” or whatever the fuck Demi’s 14 year old is named….Like every good celebrity, dirty Demi did some naughty pics for a french magazine called Oui, that means yes, I know because I am culture, asshole. These pics are vintage, like a fine wine, you can tell by bitch’s nasty bush..that shits making it’s way down to her ankles. I assume this was done in between movies, when she was launching her career…RESPECT cuz we all gots to eat…

Gallery Here

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When I go out on a boat, which is really often, you know living the posh life that I lead, I am rarely not on a boat much like Posh Spice. The only difference is that I am rocking a Cod Fishing boat, it’s a summer gig and it pays 10 dollars a fish. If I clean ’em fast, I get to bring one home at the end of the day, which feeds the family, who are never satisfied, but I keep on truckin’. Victoria Beckham is rocking a pair of Short Shorts and kneww high boots….which is always appropriate when you are a call girl and the boat you on is the steet corner, working the night away, giving back alley blowjobs….you know what I am saying, this bitch is too sexed up to be boating, and I am not complaining, if only the cod fishing boat could hook me up like that…the cod wouldn’t be the only fishy smell I’d be wearing home. So that was kinda gross, who really cares, it’s not like anyone’s reading this, and I hate you more and more each day for it.

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I don’t like it when a girl can dance, it reminds me of ballet dancers with failed careers who have turned to stripping and that makes me sad, not because I hate strippers, but because I hate ballet dancers, it’s a way for gay guys to be teased by their peers, for russians to leave a communist country and for nouveau riches to feel classy…well guess what you WASPY fuck, your little princess is letting me grab her tits for 10 dollars! I bet you didn’t see that one coming did you? So the next time you go to a strip club, get the girl who can’t dance, because she’s working cuz she needs it and not to piss off her dad at the next country club galla when she drops that bomb on him….he’ll be all like “honey, I thought I was paying for your law degree” and she’ll be like “I don’t want to be a lawyer daddy, that’s your dream, I want to dance for Jesus”, but girl, that aint happening- cuz I’ll be with the bitch with no rhythm, who’s trying to work for her coin, making up for her weak dancing, but grinding just a little harder than you are…..now if you wanna see a girl who can’t dance for shit and is clothed, you best click the motherfucking link…

Video Here thanks Otty

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I don’t like it when a girl can dance, it reminds me of ballet dancers with failed careers who have turned to stripping and that makes me sad, not because I hate strippers, but because I hate ballet dancers, it’s a way for gay guys to be teased by their peers, for russians to leave a communist country and for nouveau riches to feel classy…well guess what you WASPY fuck, your little princess is letting me grab her tits for 10 dollars! I bet you didn’t see that one coming did you? So the next time you go to a strip club, get the girl who can’t dance, because she’s working cuz she needs it and not to piss off her dad at the next country club galla when she drops that bomb on him….he’ll be all like “honey, I thought I was paying for your law degree” and she’ll be like “I don’t want to be a lawyer daddy, that’s your dream, I want to dance for Jesus”, but girl, that aint happening- cuz I’ll be with the bitch with no rhythm, who’s trying to work for her coin, making up for her weak dancing, but grinding just a little harder than you are…..now if you wanna see a girl who can’t dance for shit and is clothed, you best click the motherfucking link…

Video Here thanks Otty

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I love how everytime a celebrity, and I use that term loosely, because I don’t really think being a soap opera star really makes you a celebrity. I think the television star is a lower grade of fame than people in movies, and that people who are in movies look down on those in TV. When they see them make a move from TV to the big screen they chuckle amongst themselves while sipping champange and cutting lines of coke. That’s pretty much a given though and I am just stating the obvious, and there is nothing funny in what I just said, but I am sure that people on TV are the punchline of most jokes, like any minority in everyday society…you know how you were out dropping “fat” jokes the other day, well replace the dumb “fat” part with any TV star and you just had a hollywood conversation. It’s like highschool all over again, only this time everyone’s a millionaires and good looking. I kinda feel bad for Eva, girl just wants to get a tan and go for a swim and perverts like you are jerking off to her pics 4 days later. It’s pretty dirty. Once you finish cumming, sit back and think about it for a second, your usual masturbation guilt should be much stronger than usual….and yes your dead granny is watching you sick fuck.

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There’s nothing wrong with a women who works out, but there is something wrong with a bitch jacked on steroids with a clit the size of a grown man’s thumb. I heard that shit back when I was 12, when my friend’s dad, the baseball coach with a moustache, who taught me about anal sex told me. Turns out he was right, about more than one thing. I always appreciate a man who takes it upon himself to teach kids the inner workings of sex….anyway – the point of this is to say that Brooke Shields’ has fuckin’ guns on her than make most men feel inadequate, and other men disgusted, luckily for those of you who like this shit, she’s highly skilled with a strap-on, at least that’s what Agassi told me after he lost his game yesterday. It’s hard to stay confident when your current girl is a better tennis player and your last girl’s got more testosterone than you.

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There’s nothing wrong with a women who works out, but there is something wrong with a bitch jacked on steroids with a clit the size of a grown man’s thumb. I heard that shit back when I was 12, when my friend’s dad, the baseball coach with a moustache, who taught me about anal sex told me. Turns out he was right, about more than one thing. I always appreciate a man who takes it upon himself to teach kids the inner workings of sex….anyway – the point of this is to say that Brooke Shields’ has fuckin’ guns on her than make most men feel inadequate, and other men disgusted, luckily for those of you who like this shit, she’s highly skilled with a strap-on, at least that’s what Agassi told me after he lost his game yesterday. It’s hard to stay confident when your current girl is a better tennis player and your last girl’s got more testosterone than you.

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I hope this is P Diddy’s Sister….that’s all I have to say about this picture.

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I hope this is P Diddy’s Sister….that’s all I have to say about this picture.

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I shouldn’t be one to dis other people’s style. I am sitting here behind a computer, in soiled underwear and a crusty white t-shirt I got 15 years ago. When you get older and have expenses like supporting a useless lazy fucking wife and her 2 kids, it kinda leaves my disposable income hurting. Not that I really care, because lookin’ homeless is hype, and all you motherfuckers who spend your parent’s hard earn money on copying my look are fucking idiots…I am telling you the homeless look is in right now, and people are droppin 300 dollars on shit stained jeans. I come from the school where we believe if you want shit stained jeans, go out buy a bottle of moonshine and drink the shit, your bound to piss or shit yourself, but at least you know you aren’t a poser bitch. I got issues with band t-shirts too, they were all the rage a few months ago and I never understood why a kid would want to rock a reproduction of a ’70s album/concert. I never claim to know everything, but I truly believe that band t-shirts are some Old Navy shit and no one with any sense of style would be caught dead in one. That said, Paris’ homosexual friend’s got a Judas Priest shirt on, I am sure he was a huge fan back in ’86, when he was 2.

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