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2006
26
Jan
Myspace Message of the Day
This is a message I sent to some bitch named Cooter. I guess she doesn’t read my site, because if she did she would know that Cooter is one of my favorite words.
I have a crush on ppl named cooter.
even if they are dirty baby factories
I want you to read my site
and we can talk about your uterus later- you fertile bitch –love
jesus martinez
drunkenstepfather.com
Her response:
go fuck yourself
More on cooter….
i’ve been married to the most wonderful guy on the face of the earth (jeremiah) for over five years now and we have the two cutest kids in the world, bradley 4 and logan 2. oh and did i mention my kids are f-ing geniuses. yeah, thats right. jealous? jeremiah joined the army for a bit and we left the RC for a while, and now he has a good job right here in cow stank u.s.a…
Look – I wasn’t trying to offend “Miss Molly Homemaker”, I assume she never got her easy bake oven as a kid, and decided that at the age of 20 it was time to play house, unless baby number one was an accident and she’s some psycho born again who instead of getting an abortion gets married. Either way, I was just trying to send some love, and she was very rude to me. That’s why I just made you famous, bitch.
Visit Her Profile Here
Posted in:stepFAME|Uncategorized|Unsorted
2006
26
Jan
MilkGoneWild
I don’t really know what to think about the way mainstream media is going. I really don’t care. I am not one of those annoying motherfuckers who talks about that kind of shit because I hate people who try to talk all smart about current events and the state of the nation and shit, no one really cares what you think, so just show me your tits, bitch. The hippies at PETA decided to do a spoof on Girls Gone Wild, where the drunken bitches flash their udders. It’s a little distrubing, only because it turned me on, and I sleep with a cow of a woman everynight, so now I want to dress her up like a cow. Thanks Peta for opening me up to this fucked up fetish I never knew I had. Hippies have done so much for me.
Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted
2006
26
Jan
More LastNightsParty at Sundance
I was talking to someone local who has had his picture taken by Merlin Bronques when he was first starting out in Montreal. Now he’s rockin’ sundance, magazine spreads and ad campaigns, but he’ll always be a bald black “Lady” in the night to me.
I have only been in this city for less than 5 years and I was never much of a club kid, considering I was 30 and a washed up addict when I got here, oh and was was all smitten with my fresh marriage to a 300 pound women, that was clearly something I had always wanted for myself as a little wrestler in the orphanage, I’d tell my priest/coach “Pablo, one day I will go to Canada and marry the fattest bitch I can find”. So, whenever I could get away from the wife, I would spend my nights in the strip clubs and in the later years of Montreal, I’ve been busy working at the canning factory. Now that I am two months unemployed, there’s no way for me to afford going out and more importantly I rarely shower or do laundry and clubs just won’t let me in.
The plan is to just stick to the bottle and the gutter outside my house, if you can even call it a fucking house, but this isn’t about me, this is about Perez Hilton from PageSixSixSix and PerezHilton blog fame, motherfucker is chillin’ at that Tiger shoe house with A-listers Jack Osborne, Lizzie Grubman and Corey Feldman. You’ve fucking made it, you fruit boot wearing celebrity fucking homo, I’d rim your ass all night to get a link on your real successful piece of shit celebrity blog. Maybe one day I’ll invite you and trent and justjared and cityrag and socialitelife and defamer and gawker and idontlikeyouthatway and wwtdd and I don’t know who the fuck else has a celebrity blog, but those cunts are invited too, invited to what you ask?? To suck my limp dick, I’m impotent fuck.
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
Check out the Onitsuka Tiger House Party at Sundance Gallery Here
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2006
26
Jan
Draw your Vagina and Describe It in 10 Words or Less
I am still working on the site, so I haven’t updated, but was lucky enough to get a new vagina drawing. Well at least I thought I was lucky, before seeing her submission, which is fucking disgusting. The bleeding girl is the lovely Courtney, a 16 year old Canadian. I don’t know if it is considered illegal to post a drawing of an underage girl’s junk, but I am willing to take the risk.
Courtney has recently made her third shitty music video. Be sure to check it out by clicking on this here them there link. Don’t get your hopes up, the video fuckin’ sucks. Cuddles.
2006
25
Jan
Draw your Vagina and Describe It in 10 Words or Less
This is my new feature and I think it’s a winner. It’s called Draw Your Vagina and Describe it in 10 Words or Less. It’s like the DrunkenStepfather Vagina Monologues. I’d like to make this more interesting by posting a picture of the girl who the drawing belongs to, but I don’t think I’ll get anyone to participate if it isn’t anonymous. So send your entries to info@drunkenstepfather.com if you want to play my sick game, and by sick I mean sexy, really really sexy.
2006
25
Jan
Under Construction
So I decided to make the move to an actual site on an actual server. I don’t have a big budget for a tech team and we are doing this ghetto and drunken style. I know nothing about tech, and I can’t upload pics and the site looks like shit, and my AFF banner isn’t up and I am probably going to lose all my traffic, but that’s ok. It’s a new beginning bitches, so have some patience while we work this out over the next few days. I couldn’t keep the old blogger site up, cuz we transferred everything over here. Regardless, it’s a big ol’ mess that may end up ruining me.
With love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
Posted in:blogger|under construction|Unsorted
2006
24
Jan
Paris and A Bonbon
The thing I hate about Paris is that she is all about annoying fucking poses. I don’t even know the bitch and I find it fucking annoying, it’s like she’s fucking zoolander and all I can think about is taking a bitch like this for dinner and everytime you look at her, she’s rockin’ cliche poses. The chances of me meeting Paris are about as slim as me taking a bitch out for dinner, I was just writing in “hypothetical situations” to prove a point. Anyway, everything Paris does, everything she says, every pose she makes is a drawn out, planned and fake, and i only like fake bitches when they are real dolls, because real dolls don’t judge me for my inability to get erections. They are happy just cuddling.
Posted in:bonbon|Paris Hilton|Slut|Unsorted
2006
24
Jan
LastNightsParty in Sundance
Bronques is some hipster photographer who moved to NYC to launch a career. He ended up documenting the dirty drug filled nighlife of the city, with dirty looking girls acting like trash while thinkin’ they are fabulous cuz that’s what hipsters do. He built up a reputation and now probably makes more money than you, drinks more free drinks than you, scores more free yay than you, travels to more exclusive places than you, attends more exclusive parties than you and sees more exclusive tits than you. Bronques is profiting on the American Apparel/Vice Magazine/Electro Music movement, if you can call that shit a movement, and is very “hot” right now, if a bi-sexual black guy is ever hot. Anyway, got some pics for a couple of Sundance Parties on his site, I am sure they are celebrity filled – I am just too useless to spot a celebrity. So do the work for me, assholes.
Sundance: Premiere
Sundance: Blender
Sundance: Hottub
Posted in:Bronques|Hipster|lastnightsparty|photographer|Sluts|Sundance|Unsorted
2006
24
Jan
Alexis Dziena See Through
She is 21, and we can see her nipples. She’s on a show called Invasion. I have never seen invasion. I don’t own a TV. Her name is retarded, but I can see her nipples, so that is good enough for me. My new love is small tits with large nipples. I am still sick from ski country and I am not hear to entertain you. The small tits with large nipples are here for that.
Posted in:Alexis Dziena|Boob|Nipple|Nipples|See Through|see through dress|Tits|Unsorted