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2007

26

Oct

I am – Carmen Electra's Big Old Tits of the Day

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Carmen Electra still has fake tits and I may hate fake tits, but she looks good enough for me, probably better than any girl you’d bump into on the street and awkwardly follow for 16 blocks in hopes that they strike up conversation with you so that you can take her home and cum in her face.

I was talking to a dude earlier this week who was having problems with the girl he was slamming. She was scared of sucking dick, but never told him that she wasn’t into it, she would just do everything in her power to avoid sucking it. I’ve never known any girl who hasn’t sucked dick, because there’s no way she’d get past the initial interview for the job if I did, but I have heard that it’s pretty fucking common and that sucks but not literally. The closest I’ve had to a girl who hates sucking dick is a girl who goes down on you for a minute then lets you fuck her and feels like she’s done her part because there was penis contact with her mouth. I guess busting nut is the goal of hanging out and the fact that she’s giving up her vagina is a good enough reason to keep her around, but the best way around it if you’re stuck with a girl who doesn’t want dick in her mouth is to force her to do it, and while you are forcing her explain that you’re just helping her be a better person, I am sure she’ll understand while she’s trying to push you off to get the fuck out of there to call the cops.

Either way, I am sure Carmen Electra sucks dick.


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2007

26

Oct

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Tits at an Event of the Day

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So I ran into this 19 year old girl I used to finger bang and hang out with in the park because she liked my sense of humor. She’d do dances for me in a leotard and touch her toes on command every time we hung out. I hadn’t seen her in a while but she was with some dude I could tell she was banging. When I asked if she was doing him, she denied it because I guess she didn’t want me knowing how much of a dirty little girl she is because she is convinced that one day I will leave my wife and we will get married even though my dick doesn’t work. Since I am pretty good at knowing what’s up and people are all pretty much all the same I could tell that she was lying about it and that they were actually having sex just by the way they were acting together. For some reason, girls like to think they can pull a fast one and get away with being “naughty” or keeping secrets but it’s always been so fucking obvious to me. I have always been able to tell when a girl cheats on me or when a girl’s been doing dirty things she doesn’t want me to know about. It’s like a sixth sense, without Bruce Willis or that Joel Osmond freak, so I decided to write her an IM saying “i know you’re banging that dude”, not that I care, I just like knowing the truth, like I am the X-Files and her vagina is the paranormal. Either way, she finally admitted it to me and wrote this:

hes like how i am with you, only theres sexual attraction

I just wanted to post it because it really boosted my non-existant self esteem. Speaking of self esteem here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian putting the fat ASS in KardASShian at some premiere, thinking she’s got it goin’ on, because too many people tell her how hot she is, when they should really be telling her she’s just a waste of fucking tits, only she doesn’t realize it yet. The truth may hurt but at least people know where they stand or in my case sit.


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Kim Kardashian Mom Jeans
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Posted in:Dress|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits|Unsorted

2007

26

Oct

I am – Kim Kardashian's Tits at an Event of the Day

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So I ran into this 19 year old girl I used to finger bang and hang out with in the park because she liked my sense of humor. She’d do dances for me in a leotard and touch her toes on command every time we hung out. I hadn’t seen her in a while but she was with some dude I could tell she was banging. When I asked if she was doing him, she denied it because I guess she didn’t want me knowing how much of a dirty little girl she is because she is convinced that one day I will leave my wife and we will get married even though my dick doesn’t work. Since I am pretty good at knowing what’s up and people are all pretty much all the same I could tell that she was lying about it and that they were actually having sex just by the way they were acting together. For some reason, girls like to think they can pull a fast one and get away with being “naughty” or keeping secrets but it’s always been so fucking obvious to me. I have always been able to tell when a girl cheats on me or when a girl’s been doing dirty things she doesn’t want me to know about. It’s like a sixth sense, without Bruce Willis or that Joel Osmond freak, so I decided to write her an IM saying “i know you’re banging that dude”, not that I care, I just like knowing the truth, like I am the X-Files and her vagina is the paranormal. Either way, she finally admitted it to me and wrote this:

hes like how i am with you, only theres sexual attraction

I just wanted to post it because it really boosted my non-existant self esteem. Speaking of self esteem here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian putting the fat ASS in KardASShian at some premiere, thinking she’s got it goin’ on, because too many people tell her how hot she is, when they should really be telling her she’s just a waste of fucking tits, only she doesn’t realize it yet. The truth may hurt but at least people know where they stand or in my case sit.


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Kim Kardashian Blowin Dicks Not Candles Pictures
Kim Kardashian’s Big Ol’ Tits
Kim Kardashian Mom Jeans
Kim Kardashian’s Pussy Preview

Posted in:Dress|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits|Unsorted

2007

26

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I overheard some young girl in a coffee shop talking about her sticky fingers, so I started listening a little more closely. They were both giggling and making handjob jokes because they were still in the handjob stage of life where before fucking they jerk dudes off. I decided to chime in and tell them if they want real sticky fingers they should shove their fingers in the dude they are jerking off’s ass. My tips weren’t appreciated and I think one of them called her dad to tell on me. My links aren’t appreciated either, but I do them anyway. Now Go….

Jessica Simpson’s Close To an Upskirt Picture
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A Store Clerk Fights Off a Robber Video
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Jack Bauer Is A Drunk Throwback
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Misa Campo is Some Hot Girl You Can Stalk On Myspace…
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Some Body Builder Chick and Her Rubix Cube Video
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Bianca Beauchamp is a Montreal Fetish Model…Here She Is Getting Naked
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Some Vietnamese TV Star Gets Fired Because Her Sex Tape Hit The Internet
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Some 77 Year Old Millionaire Sues Some 19 Year old for Not Fucking Him…If Only You Could Sue Every Girl Who Wouldn’t Fuck You…
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Sophia Bush is Dating Tony Romo Who Dated Carrie Underwood..Because Hollywood is Incestuous..
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More Pregnant Halle Berry Pictures, Less Cleavage, But Still Some Tit
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Jessica Simpson Kissing Her Hair Guy
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Scarlett Johansson Makes Necklaces Out Of Teeth for Boyfriends but Does It With Big Tits, So It’s Cool….
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Some Gwenyth Paltrow Leg Action
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Cindy Crawford is a Hypocrite and Pisses Off Peta…But a Girls Gotta Work
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Jessica Biel Hates the Paparazzi While Wearing Yoga Pants Video
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Queen Latifah Talks About Her Breast Reduction…Gross
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Exploding Cigarette Video
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Ode to Bob Saget Video by Jamie Kennedy Because I Hate Them Both
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Charlotte Churches Cleavage in a Magazine
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David Copperfield Pays Off His Rape Victim Cuz He’s Guilty
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Jessica Alba’s See Through Top is Your Friend…Her Herpes Not So Much…But At Least They are More Famous Than You
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Some Old Nicole Richie Pictures To Remind Us of the Good Years that Never Were…
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Britney’s Mom To Write a Tell All
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Two Fat Guys Fight Over a Donut
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Some Chick Named Dania Ramirez has a Hot Fuckin Body
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Kristin Cavallari Has Some Pretty Intense Cleavage
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Mel Gibson Evacuated His Home Because God Hates Him
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Gwen Stefani See Through Top…If You Look Hard Enough You Can See Nipple…You’re Probably Already Looking at the Picture and Not Reading This … Aren’t you…Pervert
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Some Idiot Crashes A Dirtbike in His Office
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Naked Body in Her Bathrobe
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Lance Bass and 50 Cent are in a Bitter War Over Predicted Book Sales
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White People Who Think They are Gangster are Jokes
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Rwanda Doesn’t Want Paris, They Have Enough AIDS
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Watch These Con-Artists Scam Tourists Out of Money on the Beach
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Milla Jovovich Pregnant Panty Pictures
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Some Dude Wearing the Pussy Beard
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Emily Scott is Half Naked and Hot
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Chanelle Hayes Gets Taped Up in These Fetish Pictures. I Assume She’s a Big Brother Chick
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Some Drunken Idiots at a College Sex Party
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Nicole Makes Fun of Her Baby Daddy’s Relationship with Hilary Duff Because She’s Jealous
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Some Fucked Up Japanese Gameshow That Involves Naked Girls Getting Eating By Pigs….
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Some Girl Shaking Her Ass on Webcam in Short
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Two Teens Dancing In Their Bikinis or Underwear
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James Lipton was a Pimp in Paris in the 60s
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Natalie Portman Regrets Getting Nude….Like Every Girl Who’s Ever Got Naked For Me…
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Webcam Girl Fists Herself Because She’s Classy
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There’s a Whore in the stepFORUM
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Download Some Album Called Datarock
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Download the September 2007 Playboy Magazine
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Scariest Celebrity Faces Gallery
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Here’s an Intense Indian Video for You
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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An Ad That Turned Jesus into a Rockstars
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Some Chick Gets Naked on Photobucket
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl Stripping on Cam..Cuz That’s What Girls Do
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Slutty Teens on Photobucket
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Some Hot Girl Naked By The Water
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Guys With Paintball Guns Hunt Some Asshole in a Jockstrap
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Bunch of Mascots Beat Up 2 People Video
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Pedophile of the Day
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Older Video of a Girl Getting Puked On For Money
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Mandingo is X-Rated
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You Only Have a Few Days Before You Will Need This to Seduce Drunken Girls in Costumes
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2007

25

Oct

I am – Jordan Promotes Her Hair Styling Products Cuz She’s Got Good Hair of the Day

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The first thing I want to say is that there is no way this bitch is only 29 years old. She’s got more wrinkles around her eyes than your grandfather has on his testicles, but I guess lying about her age is good for business. I know she has been living it up in clubs and I am sure that means she’s done her fair share of blow and that shit does rape you and age you and make you look like the haggard stripper you were destined to be, but I still think she’s in her mid 30s and that doesn’t matter because she’s still tacky as fuck.

I don’t understand why she’s a sex symbol, or why she thinks she’s one. I am guessing it is because of the retarded fake tits she’s got and the slut clothes she wears and the attention all the dudes give her, making her think she’s sexier than she is. I never understood why girls cared about being “sexy” to the general population. Sexy girls are generally girls guys just want to get their dicks in and kick out the second they have the chance, where as a nice cute girl with sex appeal is a lot more fun to be around. It’s like sexy girls are cheesy as fuck and are only good for one or two things, like sucking dick or letting you fuck them, when a nice cute girl makes you happy to be around and is usually crazier in bed because she knows she’s not some sex symbol everyone wants a piece of so she works harder for you.

Either way, Jordan launched some lame hair product line, because I guess she’s trying to figure out an exit strategy when her face or tits finally fall off her, and she looks fucking tacky as fuck doing it in some 5 year old girls halloween costume that she managed to squeeze into.


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2007

25

Oct

I am – Jordan Promotes Her Hair Styling Products Cuz She's Got Good Hair of the Day

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The first thing I want to say is that there is no way this bitch is only 29 years old. She’s got more wrinkles around her eyes than your grandfather has on his testicles, but I guess lying about her age is good for business. I know she has been living it up in clubs and I am sure that means she’s done her fair share of blow and that shit does rape you and age you and make you look like the haggard stripper you were destined to be, but I still think she’s in her mid 30s and that doesn’t matter because she’s still tacky as fuck.

I don’t understand why she’s a sex symbol, or why she thinks she’s one. I am guessing it is because of the retarded fake tits she’s got and the slut clothes she wears and the attention all the dudes give her, making her think she’s sexier than she is. I never understood why girls cared about being “sexy” to the general population. Sexy girls are generally girls guys just want to get their dicks in and kick out the second they have the chance, where as a nice cute girl with sex appeal is a lot more fun to be around. It’s like sexy girls are cheesy as fuck and are only good for one or two things, like sucking dick or letting you fuck them, when a nice cute girl makes you happy to be around and is usually crazier in bed because she knows she’s not some sex symbol everyone wants a piece of so she works harder for you.

Either way, Jordan launched some lame hair product line, because I guess she’s trying to figure out an exit strategy when her face or tits finally fall off her, and she looks fucking tacky as fuck doing it in some 5 year old girls halloween costume that she managed to squeeze into.


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Jordan’s Intense Drunken Panty Flash
Jordan’s Panty Upskirt Pictures
Jordan’s Pregnant Bikini Pictures
Jordan Topless on the Beach

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2007

25

Oct

I am – Laura Prepon Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

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I am no expert on pregnancy. There was a time when I was trying to keep an ex girlfriend around and figured the best way was to knock her up, so every chance I got to accidentally creampie her, I would. It never worked. There was another girl who wanted me to settle down and she thought that having a baby with me was the solution, without thinking about the fact that I was a deadbeat and couldn’t even take care of myself, but being the asshole that I am and excited about the fact that a chick actually wanted to carry my baby, because that’s pretty much the number one compliment you can get from a girl, I decided to spend a month trying to knock her up, before realizing how insane I was being. Lucky for me, years of hard living had killed my sperm harder than it killed my liver.

Now I don’t know if Laura Prepon is actually knocked up, but she is at Starbucks, and where I live all the maternity leave women spend hours a day in Starbucks because they have nothing else to do with themselves and need to get out, so I can only assume that she didn’t just gain weight, and her horizontal stripes aren’t working against her, because that shit’s supposed to make you look fat, I predict this is the early stages of her being knocked up because sometimes letting dudes come inside you feels like the right thing to do, until you realize you forgot to take your birth control pill and that you morally are pro-life and can’t get an abortion, even though everyone’s doing it because condoms are a thing of the past.

Let’s just hope her John Goodman Lookin’ motherfucker that she’s talking to, isn’t the baby daddy, cuz if the baby gets that metabolism, her vagina may break.

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2007

25

Oct

I am – Nicolette Sheridan is a Hot Old Lady of the Day

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Here are Nicolette Sheridan and her fiance Michael Bolton walking out of some LA restaurant called the Ivy with a doggie bag. I always thought that doggie bags were for poor people who wanted to get their money’s worth at a restaurant, you know, if there was one slice of pizza left, they’d take that shit home because they paid for it and wouldn’t let it go to waste. But rich people are supposed to be assholes, who buy everything on the menu, take one bite out of the meal, spit it out and send it back, only to walk out pissed off at the world and to never go back and to make sure their other rich friends never go back. So despite having never having heard of her before Desperate Housewives, I have unfortunately heard Michael Bolton, and even though it gets every 45 year old woman and her mother wet, even after menopause, that shit rapes my fucking ears. But there are a lot of women in the world and it is safe to say he’s sold a lot of albums and that he could afford to send that meal back even if his fiance only took one bite because she’s trying to watch her figure, and thank god she is because she looks fucking solid for a 45 year old woman who still gets wet for Michael Bolton, even after menopause.

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2007

25

Oct

I am – Slutty Celebrities at the Fredrick's of Hollywood's Fashion Show of the Day

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I love girls who love lingerie and it seems like all girls I ever met have huge collections of it, other than drug addicts with no money and who sell or soil their 2 pairs of underwear that they wash in public bathrooms to stay fresh but beyond the addiction love lingerie. Girls tend to have more panty drawers in their dresser than they have dude’s who want to fuck them in their phone and I am all for watching them try on every single piece they own. The shit makes them feel sexy and glamorous and makes me feel like the creep that I am, because I’m watching from the tree in their backyard with a set of binoculars, but I can still make out what’s going down and I am all for that, at least when they are rockin’ it for me and not for some other homeboy.

Jessica Simpson was there lookin hot….because she’s a Christian girl gone bad….and I love those.

Vanessa Hudgens was there researching what to wear next in her sleazy self-shot pictures with Zac Efron who was there pretending he likes women in lingerie when he’s more into wearing it himself cuz he’s gay.

Joanna Krupa was there…..because she actually gets paid to wear lingerie because she is hot….

Dita Von Teese was there….even though no one wants to see her in lingerie…but she is strips down into lingerie every chance she gets….

Kristen Bell was there but I still don’t know who she is….

Amanda Bynes was there showing off her legs


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Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Dita Von Teese|Fashion Show|Fredrick's of Hollywood|Jessica Simpson|Kristen Bell|Lingerie|Unsorted|Vanessa Hudgens

2007

25

Oct

I am – Slutty Celebrities at the Fredrick’s of Hollywood’s Fashion Show of the Day

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I love girls who love lingerie and it seems like all girls I ever met have huge collections of it, other than drug addicts with no money and who sell or soil their 2 pairs of underwear that they wash in public bathrooms to stay fresh but beyond the addiction love lingerie. Girls tend to have more panty drawers in their dresser than they have dude’s who want to fuck them in their phone and I am all for watching them try on every single piece they own. The shit makes them feel sexy and glamorous and makes me feel like the creep that I am, because I’m watching from the tree in their backyard with a set of binoculars, but I can still make out what’s going down and I am all for that, at least when they are rockin’ it for me and not for some other homeboy.

Jessica Simpson was there lookin hot….because she’s a Christian girl gone bad….and I love those.

Vanessa Hudgens was there researching what to wear next in her sleazy self-shot pictures with Zac Efron who was there pretending he likes women in lingerie when he’s more into wearing it himself cuz he’s gay.

Joanna Krupa was there…..because she actually gets paid to wear lingerie because she is hot….

Dita Von Teese was there….even though no one wants to see her in lingerie…but she is strips down into lingerie every chance she gets….

Kristen Bell was there but I still don’t know who she is….

Amanda Bynes was there showing off her legs


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Joanna Krupa’s Lingerie Calendar
Vanessa Hudgens Self Shot Amateur Pictures
Dita Von Teese Strip Show Picture

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