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Archive for the Victoria’s Secret Category

2009

29

Oct

More Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I am assuming that the paparazzi were called by Victoria’s Secret to get some “behind the scenes”, seemingly leaked, pictures of Ambrosio in her bikini photoshoot, because that’s just how sneaky marketing people who know there is a big televised fashion show to promote before Christmas tend to be, so that explains all the Victoria’s Secret shit released the last few days and it is really possible that these are photoshopped to ensure no imperfections make it out to the public prior to pretending the pictures were “leaked”, but I have a feeling that this is really what we’re dealing with in terms of Ambrosio’s recent pregnancy body and it is pretty spectacular, but in defense to my theories on how babies destroy women and their bodies, the real bulk of the damage is probably hidden in those bikini bottoms and the second she undresses the motherfuckin’ thing looks like a mutated, devastated, cancerous fleshy mess like Chernobyl after the nuclear meldown…but try not to think about that when lookin’ at these pics, it kinda kills the mood and takes away to the goodness that is this Brazilian ass….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Victoria's Secret

2009

28

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio on the Beach with some Pigs for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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More Victoria’s Secret photoshoot pictures are being leaked to the internet because I guess it’s good free publicity and I’m not complaining because pussy on the beach whether famous models or not, whether getting paid or not is still pussy on the fucking beach so even if it is a recent mother and the pics aren’t all that hot, it’s still better than looking at pictures of my wife, but then again even the worst possible thing in the world you could think of is better than looking at my wife, because pictures of her are a reminder of how much of a fuck up I am and I already know that already so I prefer to not be reminded….

Here are some of the pigs they hire to work the photoshoots who are paid to make the models feel good about themselves, like the hot chick with 4 fat friends you see at the bar, you know the fat friends who pretty much manage them and cockblock you from getting up in them, because they decide to take a liking to you and tell the hot one you want to fuck to leave you for them, because they never get guys and it is not fair, not that you had a chance with the hot one, but sometimes rejection is better than bringing desperate second rate shit home to fuck…not that I’d know…since all I get is shit…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Photoshoot|Victoria's Secret

2009

28

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Bikini Pics for the Victoria Secret Catalog of the Day

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I never really cared for Miranda Kerr. I actually told myself I wouldn’t give her wide face any love when she first came out because I am tired of Victoria’s Secret owning the rights to all the hot pussy in modeling and I am tired of everyone obsessing over the pussy they own. So for a while, I’d look at her with hate…refusing to get sucked into her and focusing on every single flaw I could find, but as time went on, I dropped my guard and looking at her became a sexual experience, her face a canvas for my semen, her body thin and tight and I couldn’t see her for the corporate tool that she really is, like a decorative fuckin’ store shelf, or a discount card or whatever othershit companies do to sucker a motherfucker into buying shit they don’t need, because she’s the corporate tool I want to fuck who probably feels better to fuck than a shelf…..

Here are some pics…

Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr|Victoria's Secret

2009

27

Oct

Izabel Goulart not Half Naked for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is the most recent vagina to sign her life and body over to Victoria’s Secret but I guess she hasn’t made the jump to getting half naked like the rest of them. Maybe they are easing her into the shit but having her model their boring and ugly middle America styles you can pretend your neighbor’s 17 year old daughter would wear, but I feel like the only girls who would wear this shit are either 30 or older or fat, but at least their underwear has a broader pussy appeal…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|Victoria's Secret

2009

27

Oct

Emanuela de Paula Poses for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I don’t keep track of all these half naked vaginas who get overpaid to get half naked on the beach for some corporation that use their half naked bodies to sell underwear and bikinis, when they could really re-work their strategy and have any half naked bitch modeling their shit, it would have the same affect, instead of these cunts who get paid too much and in turn get egos that make them not suck your dick for fame, because they are already more famous than you. But I do know there are too many of these bitches too remember, but never too many to get off to, I figure keep on recruiting these immigrants, steal them from their homes, turn them into your slaves and dress them in your clothes, because we’ll keep jerking off to the shit…

Here’s Emanuela de Paula posing…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Emanuela de Paula|Victoria's Secret

2009

25

Aug

Doutzen Kroes in St Barth doing a Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

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Here Doutzen Kroes, a model you all know from Victoria’s Secret, because they’ve given her a set of wings and made her an official angel or whatever the fuck it is that they do for their top performers who sign their fuckin life’s away to the company, never being able to escape the numerous in store appearances or perfume launch parties, unless the “Gods” at the head office find out you have a penis like they did with Gisele that fateful day they walked in on her taping her dick back into her ass for a panty shoot because they didn’t want people knowing they accidentally robbed a Brazilian tranny prostitute from her small town in Brazil, it’s bad for the Christian fundamentalists who buy their bras…and she’s flashing her skin colored bra, a bra color that always reminds me of my grandmother.

Posted in:Bra|Doutzen Kroes|Photoshoot|Victoria's Secret

2009

25

Aug

Abbey Kershaw or Behati Prinsloo in St Barth doing a VIctoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

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One photographer said these were pictures of Behati Prinsloo and another one said they were of Abbey Kershaw. I have no idea who either of those bitches are so I can’t clear up the fucking confustion but I guess they have something to do with Victoria’s Secret…since they are at a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot. Last time I checked Victoria’s Secret was a lingerie company…with a catalog that you all used to jerk off to of girls in lingerie and based on these pictures this bitch or these bitches look a hell of lot too clothed for my liking….but you’ll probably like it even though it reminds you of something a girl’s never done for you….(take her top off)…loser.

Posted in:Abbey Kershaw|Behati Prinsloo|Bra|Photoshoot|Victoria's Secret

2009

25

Aug

The Lighting Girl on the Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day

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I am in love with the lighting girl cuz she is pretty much a nobody who is probably not getting paid much and is just happy to be in a photographer’s assistant job that flew her to fuckin’ St Barth for a week where she is forced to be around models who get all kinds of attention all day and who everyone are constantly praising meaning she feels a little insecure, maybe even like a benchwarmer or riding in the back fuckin’ seat, pretty much taking away from the amazing opportunity she has and turning her into a typical catty girl with something to prove on the attack, making her nice and fuckin’ easy cuz dick is the short term remedy to feeling shitty about yourself when you’re a girl…even though her ass looks all right to me…

Posted in:Lighting Girl|Victoria's Secret

2009

04

Mar

Heidi Klum Posing With a Bra of the Day

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I was at some 18 year old girl’s house “babysitting” the other night and we started watching the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, because like Russia and the Middle East, Canada is 6 months behind on shit, and I was thinking to myself how much hotter Heidi Klum, a 40 year old with a weathered, mother vagina and a big penised black husband, was fresher than the slob of a girl I was next to. Sure, the kind of 18 year olds I meet and spend time with are what you’d expect to find overdosing in the bathroom of a bus station, or shitting herself in a bus shelter on the side of a busy intersection or pretty much someone who has anything to do with buses, and decided that I suck at life, because I’m not with someone my own age who looks like this, but on a side note, I told her to shove a role of dirty pennies in her asshole and I’d let her keep it, I guess she needed the 50 cents, because she did it and it was fucking vile. I’m not sure the last time she showered, but her anus was lookin’ a little too much like Seal.

Here is Heidi Klum posing with bras, because bras are what made her.

Here she is without the bra…

Posted in:Bra|Heidi Klum|Victoria's Secret

2009

03

Mar

Miranda Kerr in Some Victoria Secret Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here are some polished, boring, catalog pictures of Miranda Kerr for Victoria’s Secret. I was never the kind of guy who was able to get off to catalog pictures, I’d hate the shitty air brushing of the nipples and bush, and I’d go for National Geographic tribal pics, because it was authentic, but that was in an era before internet, now none of us really have to worry about that shit, but seeing Miranda Kerr in a bikini reminds me that on Spring Break, I’m not out getting drunk and flashed, but sitting in an unheated apartment with a fat wife who I don’t want to see flash anything but her credit card my way…

Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr|Victoria's Secret