I just woke up again, I really should get an alarm clock, but I don’t think there’s really a point. I figure that I’ll make an already useless day, a little more useless with this video of Brody Jenner and the Playboy slut he’s fucking leaving a bar. I know. Sitting through this kind of thing has no positive affects on your self esteem/self worth/ pretty much anything, because watching a Brody Jenner video is always deeply pathetic. I just can’t find anything interesting to write about. Enjoy.
This video of the Stanky Leg is making the rounds of the internet, so I figured I’d throw shit up there to spread it around, because it is a good thing. I love black girls, I love how they move, I love how they shake their asses and I love how they don’t expect too much out of me, mainly because they don’t talk to me.
I just admire them from afar, or from pervert’s row at the stripclub, too scared to approach them, because I don’t know how they’ll react and that makes me all nervous and excited like a school boy telling a girl I have a crush on her for the first time, only to get rejected and develop a complex I’ll carry around with me for the rest of my life about confidence and selfworth, thanks for that Sally Forrester, you little pig tailed cunt.
I am not that into porn, sure I like watching girls fuck and suck dick like any other guy, but I find anything produced to be boring, repetitive, hard to get into and impossible to get off to. Mabe I don’t have a solid attention span, maybe I am desensitized, who the fuck knows.
I do know who Belladonna is, she’s a fucking legend, she pushes the boundaries and someone that pretty much everyone I know was in love with at some point or another over the years. There’s something really sweet about her, she’s one of those mormon’s turned bad, very fuckin’ bad, if you’re familiar with any of her work.
The highlight of the video is when she shows you what 10 years of anal sex does to you. Something you’ll be able to relate to when you admit you’re gay.
The paparazzi ask Michelle Rodriquez her opinion about the Octomom and she says “how’s your dick sucking going”. She looks like she’s either drunk or medicated as she gets in her car and storms the fuck off, but I don’t think she was telling the Octomom that she should be out sucking dick and swallowing instead of letting it get absorbed in her vagina before turning into multiple kids, because I don’t think Michelle Rodriquez has that much insight, but think that she was inquiring because she wanted to get HER dick sucked. You know late at night and going home alone makes you get a little forward….
I don’t know why the paparazzi try to get celebrity opinion on news items, like they are some kind of experts, when normally they are uneducated, identity crisis liars, who just happen to make so much money and have people care about them. They should step it up a bit and get more creative.
Since I slept in today, I figure I’ll punish you with this Lady Gaga video. I couldn’t watch the whole thing, because I can’t stomach her in live-action, but I’m going to post it anyway, because I know she’s probably annoying, pretentious and ugly, but I could be wrong…that’s just how daring I am…
So I have this theory that Beyonce held off sex with her husband and gave him the silent treatment because she her whining and bitching wasn’t getting through to him, at first he took it well because it was a much needed vacation from his pain in the ass partner in life, but eventually, like all husbands he had to listen to her demands. First she went off about how she doesn’t like that he’s created a bigger star than her in Rihanna and that if he wants to stay happily married he better do something about it, he refused because he pulled the “it’s business” and “she makes me lots of money” angle, but it wasn’t good enough for Beyonce, she wanted Rihanna fired, she was jealous, she was fed up with her taking the glory and no money in the world could justify why her husband would choose another woman over her. But Jay-Z wasn’t budging, so she paid Chris Brown to mangle her face and make her disappear, so while Rihanna is out in Barbados recovering, Beyonce’s not wasting any fucking time recording videos to get out before Rihanna can get back to work….all while being close with some black guy to let Jay-Z know she’s not fucking around…but it’s just a theory.
Now anyone who reads this site knows that I hate Lady Gaga and unlike my Lily Allen inconsistency that started earlier today, the hatred for Lady Gaga still burns strong. I don’t really let it affect my everyday life, you know that’d be fucking strange, but anytime her music comes on, I do manage to randomly start smashing my face into the closest brick wall.
Sure, she can sing better than most people, but she still pisses me off, mainly because she’s ugly and sings about sex.
Now I don’t hate all ugly girls, I just like when they know their place. You know, feel insecure and go above and beyond to get you to like them because every other guy has fucked them over and not take all the cock you’ve had and channel that into thinking they actually wanted to fuck you because you’re a godness, when really they fucked you cuz you had a vagina and last time I checked, vagina is better than jerking off. So now she makes slutty sex charged music and dressing half naked, making me unable to imagine her covered up and behind a mask like I’d like to think whenever her song hits every 10 minutes on the radio because I have already seen too much and can’t erase those things.
My stepdaughter is hard for this motherfucker, she thinks he’s a fucking talent whether it is in movies, in music, or whatever else he does.
I am hard for the girls in this video, whether they are in their everyday clothes or half naked behind closed doors, which I guess is the concept of the video, but I didn’t bother watching the whole thing because I don’t really give a fuck about music videos when I can throw on some porn clips and listen to whatever song I want, but I usually just like hearing the sounds of my own tears trickling down my cheek….
Kardinal is some Canadian rapper who is doing big things thanks to his partnership with Akon. His people have been good to me. They got me good tickets to his concert, they got me into some exclusive event that I would have otherwise never been allowed in and technically they got me very fucking drunk. I’ve never officially met any of these people but I got this video sent to me of a behind the scenes at a video shoot and their are sluts in their underwear. Sure this is nothing you can replace the Spice Girls first video with for masturbation purposes, but we gotta give them some credit for the effort to make shit hot. I mean if I was a rapper, my videos would involve me cumming all over chicks, but I guess my goal would be to use my video budget for pussy, when their goal is to get played on TV, probably a better approach to get chicks because they are more impressed when they see you on TV, I guess I just do everything backwards.
Here’s a funny video of a maintenance man who pulled a wack at some woman’s desk, but doesn’t end there, dude takes her gum and rubs it on his genital and re-wraps the shit so that she chews his shit without knowing, making one of the weirder fetishes I’ve seen today, but it’s not all that much worse than the times I’ve rubbed my dick on random things when people weren’t lookin, whether it be clean panties at laundromat, stirring drinks with my dick in bars, cumming on cigarettes and letting them dry before giving them give out back when I smoked, I mean seriously, if you watch your shit, people who like rubbing their penises on shit, or cumming on shit you end up putting in your mouth because you’re too much of a snob to let us rub or dick on you in the first place, wouldn’t have anything to rub their penises on or cum all over….so it’s really your fault for letting it happen.
