This is an old video of a girl with a mesh top and nipple tape riding a pool toy was just sent to me, and since I know some of you have some obscure fetishes, I figured I’d post it. This may not be as exciting for you as the times you hang outside the local pool watching the preschool kids on their water noodles and arm floaties, but it’s a little more legal, a lot less creepy, and not going to ghet you locked up and killed like you deserve, despite still managing to be pretty fucking weird.
Pink’s new video for a song called Sober hit yesterday and I was too lazy to post it, mainly because I didn’t really give a fuck about Pink or her penis, but I came across the screencaps of her having sex with herself in lingerie and figured it was weird enough to put out there. Is she going on the Lohan kick and doing what nature intended for her, or is she just over guys because her husband broke her heart by leaving her for a real woman, or maybe she’s just given up on everyone and has vowed to spend the rest of time fucking herself, and I guess it doesn’t matter because she’s not hot, so thinking about who she fucks, how she masturbate or even her getting off in general is something that should not enter anyone’s mind, because if it does, you may just be gay, but you already knew that didn’t you, you just don’t want your family to know…
I don’t know what I’m going on about, the truth is I’d fuck Pink, there I said it, but then again I have no standards and haven’t quite figured out if I am gay or not, but I like the idea of her broken heart, down on her luck accessibility, not to mention her bank account, and her hardcore suburban rock attitude that makes me want to punch a mall security guard while high from compressed air at Best Buy,after he busts me stealing underwear from Sears….or some shit.
So if you can stomach sitting through a Pink video, there’s a couple seconds of her having sex with herself.
Here’s some video that rolled through my inbox of some old people singing hip hop in the choir. I made it about a minute into the eminem song because their timing was all off and shit fucked with my brain in a weird way. I mean how fucking complicated is it to say the lines in unison when you are in a fucking choir. Isn’t that the whole fucking point of what you do with your soon to be lifeless body that hasn’t got anything fucking better to do with it’s time than to go to church bazzaars and bake cookies and shit for the kids down the street who try to avoid you because you smell like fucking moth balls, but yeah, they go into other hip hop songs and I am sure it’s funny, so watch it.
I have no idea where this is from, it was just emailed to me and it got me so worked up and hungry. I am thinking it may be one of the lost Obama campaign commercials, but I’m usually wrong about these things, you just gotta watch it and decide for yourself. I got no story to tell, because this hits far to close to home for me, only my wife doesn’t know how to dance, or sing, she just knows how to eat and sit, and her entire body is obese, not just her bottom half, but more importantly, they don’t make lacy boy shorts this bitch in the video is wearing in my wife’s size, so we just use garbage bags and newspaper and there’s really nothing sexy about that…especially the smell….so I’ll just post the link.
Kardinal Offishall is cool with me. His people put me on the list to some parties, they got me tickets to his concert, they unlike every single record label or artist value what the site brings to the table or some shit, so when I saw this premiere to his new video, I felt like I had to post the shit because it’s one of those scratch my back I’ll scratch your back situation, only in this case, there’s no physical contact going on, because that shit would be gay and I am not down with that, no matter how much E I’m on.
The video doesn’t have many sluts doing slutty things in it, like there’s not booty talking, there’s not pornstars simulating sex, it’s all pretty tame, but I think the songs pretty sexy and something you could probably throw on when you drag a drugged up girl home by the hair to real secure that the sexy time you are about to have with her paralyzed body is not rape, but love making.
Check it out if you wanna hear a new song and see a new video of a guy who’s been nothing but supportive of what I do, which is pretty much sit around in my underwear writing hateful smut no one reads, so in turn I’m going to give him my support for making good music. That’s just how I work.
UPDATE – Here’s a video of the Casting Call, where sluts with big dreams of being in music videos showed up….to dance around…like sluts….
Rihanna breaks down boundaries in her new video, that she’s wearing a leotard and showing off her big black ass in and that’s bringing some interracial sexual tension to the table like we were in the south and she was a plantation owner’s daughter trying to rebel. I really have nothing against IRCs (interracial couples), I think it’s all in good fun, and I am actually in an interracial relationship right now, unfortunately, so I never understood why the Jews always got so worked up about their sons marrying outside their faith, I guess it’s gotta do with them thinking they are the chosen ones or some shit, but seriously we should fuck whoever the fuck we want to fuck or whoever the fuck is willing to fuck us, and sometimes we don’t really have the choice of what color skin they have, or what god they prey to, or whether they even have female gentials. Desperate times call for desperate measures and is the reason why I always keep a wig in close proximity, in the even I need to make that 5 dollar blowjob feel less gay….
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So it turns out that God hates me. I was standing in line getting a coffee today and some old dude in front of me kept coughing a gross fuckin’ cough. It sounded wet and as whatever disease was trying to escape his body, I felt sick to the thought of the phlegm in his old man mouth. I am not scared of diseases as much as I used to be, but I still like staying away from that shit with my weakened immune system that I created by treating my body like shit and just as I was about to order and get the fuck out of there, dude turned around and sneezed, in efforts to not sneeze on the chick serving him, but managed to sneeze all over my motherfuckin’ hands and face. I ran to the bathroom to scrub his shit off my face and when I came back out he came up to me to apologize and homeboy was wearing a fuckin’ priest’s outfit. I forgot the priests still exist because I am not used to seeing them and I couldn’t find it in me to yell at him since he devoted himself to god and I guess the good news is that he doesn’t have AIDS or anything, since 12 year old boys tend to not have AIDS, but it was still gross and I blame God for doing that to me, like Katy Perry should blame God for putting her on the earth because she fuckin’ sucks, but unfortunately doesn’t realize it and is probably thanking him with ever dollar she makes off this shit, so maybe we should just blame God for giving Katy Perry a career because if I have to listen to that Kissed a Girl song that is always on the radio a few more times, I may have to say goodbye to this cruel world and jump off my third story window in hopes of landing on my head, but with my luck I will survive it and be forced to live in pain for the rest of my life, so maybe I’ll just change the radio station, but I still hate this cunt and her song and that’s the end of this post.
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I accidentally saw this video on the mainpage of Youtube and it’s caption was “there are right and wrong places to take a bath”, so I clicked it, unfortunately. It’s petty much a video of a fat chick taking a pretty lame bath in a fountain in her bikini, only to get kicked out by a security guard after seeing her in a bikini for way too long. I would have kicked her out too, not because washing and brushing your teeth in my fountain is against the rules, but because fat chicks in a bikini should be against the rules.
The video goes onto an interview with her boyfriend about how crazy he is. The way they talk is a way I hate people talkin’. These losers would make me angry to be to be next to on a bus, train or plane or pretty much anywhere, not only because she is fat but because she thinks she is smart and what she is doing is clever and these pseudo intellectuals drive me crazy. the good news is that her boyfriend addresses the fact that people don’t want to see her naked even though he confuses her in a bikini for being naked and that’s pretty insightful as far as I’m concerned…..
What it comes down to is that the most entertaining thing in all this are the comments. Bitch may have got her 5 minutes of Youtube fame, but at least people are letting her know she’s fat and doesn’t deserve the attention. Here’s an example of a few that came in the last 2 minutes…there are 800 and I am too lazy to find gold, but you get the idea.
qnoboru
MAN THE HARPOONS
misteriousmaniac
This is an epic fail. Why is this bullshit featured?
mooosestang
She’s below average! Just because the average is obese doesn’t make it right!
Could the woman in the video please post her height and weight?
hylix25
This is incredibly stupid. Incredibly incredibly stupid. I just hope you arnt ignorant enough to think this is art or something because it isnt…
Wardfolio
Whenever you publicly take off your clothes looking like that, you deserve whatever harsh comments you get!
destructive21
All that jiggling at about 2:34 is mesmerizing.
A few years ago, I posted a Necro in Montreal Video , where he pulled a girl from the audience up on stage and took her shirt off in front of the crowd then humped her o while her boyfriend watched.
Dude’s music was almost appealing 8 years ago when I first heard it and I thought it was funny, he was vulgar and said some pretty disgusting things that made me laugh, but his shit got tired fast and I couldn’t even stomach to hear his voice and lame rhymes about making vaginas bleed with his big dick. Then I found out he was just a Jewish kid from New York crying for attention because his older brother was more successful than him and this was his lame attempt to get noticed.
Either way, I guess I wasn’t the only one who felt like Necro was bullshit, because he pretty much fell off the map, got fat and continued to do shitty projects no one cared about.
Here is his video for a song called Who’s Your Daddy, a song I feel like I heard when I listened to his shit for a week 8 years ago, but I guess it’s never too late to make a video…. It has some cameos from Ron Jeremy and Max Hardcore and some porn sluts and it’s obviously one of those “get girls naked and people will watch” videos that brain washes us into listening to shitty songs just to see the pussy.
The funniest thing about the whole thing is how much of a pussy Necro looks in it. He sings like he is so hardcore and misongynistic and demented and as he drops lines about shoving a gun in a cunt and accidentally shooting the bitch, shitting on a bitch and pissing in her mouth, fucking a bitch in ass til her colon falls out all while calling himself the sexxxorcist because he’s so crafty, motherfucker is all while gently touching, rubbing and french kissing hired pornstars like they were his fragile virgin girlfriends and virgins I know have been more aggressive with sluts they are paying to fuck…
The whole thing reminds me of this really lonely friend I had, who treated actual prostitutes like he was in love with them and we’d laugh at him because he’d be giving them massages and shit while the rest of us were trying to convince her to let us all cum her face at the same time. All this is to say, that Necro’s lyrics are lies, his video is bullshit and his career is a fucking joke but all music videos that show vagina get posted here so enjoy.
We can only hope this kinda shit slowly makes it into the mainstream because watching Ashley Simpson or Miley Cyrus or High School Musical sprawled out, sucking dick and topless would be the only thing that would make their next videos worth watching….
Hayden Panettiere figures it’s time to tap into her other talents, I am not talking about opening up a moving company or joining a carnival, I am talking about talents she thinks she has because her mom’s positive reinforcement while drunk has given her an ego and you get to experience this shit thanks to some kind of record deal.
It seems like the record industry is so fucking desperate that they are throwing deals at anyone with an already established fan base, even though they aren’t actually singers but are just hoping their creepy fans will stock up every CD and merchandise they have in hopes that shit leads to a concert tour and more music videos, because it gives them something to hope for and more content to masturbate to, because masturbation for a lonely man with an obsession for Hayden Panettiere is a sad experience that involves tears for lubrication and now bad songs to drive the point home, all over their fanboy bellies.
Either way, if I could get it up, this would be my masturbation song for the week. Not because I like Hayden Panettiere, but because I hate myself. It’s garbage and if I cared, I’d be annoyed that all these sluts of the moment think they can get their hands in everything entertainment. They are taking us all for a fuckin’ ride and making a lot of money doing it, but that doesn’t change the fact that Hayden’s song fucking sucks and so does her oversized head, broad shoulders and mutant body that could only come from fetal alcohol syndrome and loved by an alcoholic mother, which I guess kinda worked out for her.
Listen to the preview here becaue It Fucking Sucks…
