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2009

11

Sep

A Little Diane Sawyer Exclusive 9-11 Tribute of the Day

So Animal, the crazy fucker who hacked Lohan’s voicemail yesterday has an even crazier story about Diane Sawyer on September 11th, that involves her and her crew dressed like rescue people and fireman trying to get as close the the rubble as possible for an exclusive when there was a media blackout asking him and his camcorder to film some shit for them secretly and here is the footage…unfortunatey not footage of him fucking Diane Sawyer….

Anyway, this was me doin my part….watch the crazy footage.


To Read About It Check Out The Animal New York….
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Posted in:ABC|September 11|Video

2009

03

Jul

Drake’s New Video’s Got Some Big Tits in it of the Day

I am slow on this shit because I haven’t been reading my emails the last week, I’m on strike, but he’s the most anticipated dude in hip hop and I find the whole thing kinda funny because he is a half-jewish Canadian who was on some TV show and there’s nothing hood about that, but who needs fuckin’ hood when you get all the bitches, and here they are with their tits.

Posted in:Drake|Video

2009

22

May

Beyonce’s Video for Some Song Called Ego of the Day

Here’s a song by Beyonce singing about loving a guy’s “Big Ego” because shit is the only thing she can physically feel because of her “Big Pussy” and I don’t mean her family pet, unless they all take turns petting the fluffy mess in her unitard, I mean her fat genitals because she’s fat.

Here’s her new digitally remastered video with her pants off, it’s the theme of female performers everywhere and I like to document it’s slow move into the mainstream. I’m no fashion expert but this is the summer of no pants and I guess that’s a good thing for an old pervert like me.

Posted in:Beyonce|Ego|Video

2009

13

May

The Slut in Fabulous’ Videoshoot of the Day

Some rapper named Fabulous had a video shoot and on his video shoot was some hot lookin’ bitch in handcuffs, the way I like my hot lookin’ bitches best, because it means I’ve done my job in fighting the law properly, by citizen arresting them with my cock, a punishment worth that life in prison and one that may be a death sentence, but I don’t know for a fact, cuz I am scared to get tested for AIDS, but sure as hell feel like I have it. Word. (keepin’ it black for the hip hop post, cuz that’s how we do)…

Posted in:Fabulous|Slut|Video

2009

12

May

I want Heidi Montag-Pratt to Die of the Day

This is fucking disgusting. No seriously. It makes me fucking mad. I feel the hate in the depths of my bleeding asshole. These motherfuckers play the media in the most obvious way and it works. They know they don’t have to be creative, they can just be annoyingly obvious as they cry for attention as they are pretty much mocking us as they do it and they are getting paid and it is working for them. If only it was this easy for the rest of us, not that I’d ever trade my disgustingly pathetic existence to be this couple, because if I was this couple, I’d do the right fucking thing for society and kill my fuckin’ self. I’m talking murder suicide.

Either way, this is my plea to get you to stop supporting these monsters. Please help make them go away.

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Montag|Music|Video

2009

08

May

Mother’s Day Video of the Day

Some 14 year old kid beats up a 32 year old man for hitting his mother. If that doesn’t say “Happy Mother’s Day”, I don’t know what does, maybe shakin’ down her crack dealer to get her a couple dollars knocked off what’s owed to him, or maybe convince him that it is a good idea to front her a couple hits. You know, if he knows what’s good for him. I love the ghetto and so should you. Shit’s more entertaining than your 9 to 5 bullshit existance…..

Here’s another video of a son failing to save his mother from killing herself, you know to keep the Mother’s Day spirit alive…

Posted in:Mother's Day|Video

2009

05

May

T-Mobile Viral Video of the Day

Ad agencies are taking viral videos that assholes made in their backyards and posted on Youtube and modifying them to become part of their multi-million dollar ad campaigns. So when I saw this video of 13,500 people singing Hey Jude in Trafalgar Square in the UK, I felt like the internet had been raped. None of these people were paid, they are just eager 9 to 5ers trying to be part of something outrageous, but let me tell you that someone out there is making huge money off this shit and it offends me. Keep the amateur viral videos to the amateurs. Motherfuckers.

In hating on this ad, I just brought more attention to it for free. That makes me an idiot too.

Posted in:Hey Jude|T-Mobile|Video|viral

2009

04

May

New Eminem Video for 3 a.m of the Day

Here’s a happy song by Eminem about killing people. It was officially released this weekend and since I think Eminem is funny, I figured I’d post it. I don’t really have much else to say about that, I am not really digging what I’ve heard off the new album, but I’m not a white suburban redneck from middle America, so I am sure the album will do fucking amazing.

Posted in:3 AM|Eminem|Video

2009

21

Apr

Brooke Hogan Does a Video Shoot in Her Bikini of the Day


So Brooke Hogan was out filming a video for what I assume is her new album and that’s a perfect example of why having a trashy uneducated father with a lot of money comes in handy. The reason I threw in uneducated, is because the rich kids I’ve met over the years who have parents who aren’t ex-wrestlers/glorified stripclub bouncers, get forced into college when they throw out genius ideas like how they want to be the next Britney Spears, where people like Hulk Hogan, who are blinded by the fact that he thinks his daughter is the best out there, and the guilt from stickin’ his dick in her one night, that he can’t say no, and instead spends what he’d spend on a year of tuition on cutting her album and filming her video where she gets half naked, cuz Hulk and his years of stripclub bouncing knows guy want to get their money worth, especially when it is his money, and like a lap dance, that he’s just flushing down the fucking toilet, because this Khloe Kardashian version of Paris Hilton is going nowhere.

That said, to put things into persepective, her boyfriend who you’d think is a little weasel motherfucker in these pics, is actually 6 foot 2 and 190 pounds….I guess she’s the top. Enjoy. Weirdo.

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan|Video

2009

17

Apr

Creepy Jessica Alba Video of the Day

I am working on getting some posts up, I just got distracted with laziness, but I know you are here and need to be fed useless commentary on useless people who aren’t quite as useless as me. While I upload pictures, I figured I’d post this Alba on Leno video I came across that is creepy as hell. Her fans are relentless and went to the trouble of not only capturing the footage from their TV, but also sat there editing it into some slow motion weirdness that needs a soundtrack, you know some Lionel Richie shit, or any love song to really secure how creepy this motherfucker is.

Knowing that you are a creep, I figured I’d post it for you. I am nice like that.

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Leno|Video