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2021

Feb

Hailee Steinfeld Dirt Fetish of the Day

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A dirt fetish to one person, is a mud fetish to another person, but to most people, it’s the closest you’ll get to Hailee Steinfeld partaking in scat….y

The Germans and the Japanese who invented Scat porn know….as do fecal fetishists everywhere…even those who have weaker livers and pancreases and gall bladders and IBS who prefer their feces to be more yellowish/green….will accept this very dark and chocolaty brown as a stand in for their fetish because when else will you ever see Steinfeld in a tub covered in anything that remotely looks like poo. It just won’t happen, but this happened, so enjoy it even if you don’t get to smell it, which I am sure is part of the allure of a fecal fetish…not that I am into shit, I am one of those people who pretends I don’t shit, who assumes women don’t shit, because I guess I had a traumatic relationship with shitting as a child that I’ve carried into my adulthood, one that would never make me think of shit in a sexual way, not even when it’s on my dick during anal…poop is gross…

Anyway, here’s some Steinfeld in what could be a casting event, you know like those influencers who fly private to Dubai to get shit on by rich men….or just some selfcare or a BTS from her movie….but even covered in shit…girl looks good…

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2021

Feb

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Medical Workers are living the fucking life. Not only are they invited to things like NEW YEARS EVE in TIME SQUARE…or Miley Cyrus tailgate parties at the Super Bowl, or filling the stands at the actual Super Bowl, something that would NEVER have happened without this pandemic, as they are now seen as fucking untouchable heroes, who deserve better treatment because they are doing their jobs….what they are trained to do…and that’s being overhyped and marketed into some superhero storyline that I am not buying into….but I guess I am a COVID denier in that I know it’s real, but believe it’s a lot of marketing hype and the stats don’t make it as scary as the media…80% of the 1.5% of people who get it who die are over the age of 80….90 percent of those people who died had 2 pre-existing conditions…so it’s hard to really believe it…

Then there’s the whole medical workers all producing smut for reddit, using it as a way to get Only Fans subscribers, riding the guilt of those people who buy into them being heroes, it’s a fucking cash grab bro…

Anyway, it’s also hard to take the whole thing seriously, when the girls who are supposed to be risking their lives against some evil invisible virus are pulling their cunts out in the very locations that virus is killing people…you know, something you probably wouldn’t do of you didn’t want COVID CUNT….clearly something they don’t fear..

So….overworked, exhausted, mooching off their jobs because there’s this pandemic or not, the true heroic thing they are doing is giving us medical themed porn in an era where medical workers get all the glory…it’s like jerking off to some kind of God when jerking off to these people..you know cuz they are just that important…at least that is how they are marketing…

It’s like looking at nudes of people who aren’t medical workers is not supporting medical workers…

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2021

Feb

Cayley King Bikini of the Day

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Cayley King is some bulldog faced “model” who without the tits looks a little too Sandra Bernhard for my liking, but I’ll assume that she’s not Sandra Bernhard’s daughter, since Bernhard is a lesbian and lesbian can’t have babies, god would frown on that….right?

But Cayley King has the tits, and that’s what matters, it makes that Bernhard face look better that it would without the tits, kind of like the actual Sandra Bernhard, because from my memory of her on Roseanne, she had tits.

I just googled her and as it turns out, she has a kid, despite god looking down on that kind of thing…

But this isn’t about Bernhard, it’s about Cayley King…who is best known as Kaia Gerber’s brother’s girlfriend, moving in on a GERBER, knowing they are rich as fuck, that their mom is Cindy Crawford, and what better way to get noticed before the rich kid lost his mind and ended up in rehab because he grew up amongst the rich and evil of Malibu and that’s hard for some people to survive…

That said, Cayley King, who’s body looks a little too much like it matches the big tits, only she knows her angles to make her seem like she’s less fat, is still trying out there in the form of bikini pics, which workout nicely, since she’s got those tits, knows her angles, and brings it….whatever it may be….it’s something.

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2021

Feb

Eva Amurri Bra of the Day

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Eva Amurri is bringing out the divorcee revenge in this sleazy enough titty video of her big Susan Sarandon tits in a bra as she gets dolled up for instagram…a weird thing people do for instagram…but I guess people like being watched…

You may recognize her big mom tits from when they weren’t mom tits and just big tits because she tried to do the whole acting thing, I mean her mom is Susan Srandon…she’s kind of dialed the fuck in….

Instead of doing Hallmark Christmas movies, she decided on Californication, where she could really showcase her talents or tits, since her tits are her talents, and acting doesn’t require talent, it just requires you being an asshole….who doesn’t get embarassed in a room full of people while being an asshole because the room full of people are there to tell you how great you are…YES MEN FUCK are the reason for these fucking egos..

Anyway, the reason this is shameless, look at my mom tit revenge content is because she got cheated on while pregnant with her 4th or 5th kid and ended up leaving her baby daddy despite having 4 or 5 kids with him and the whole mom theme today REALLY has to end…but MOMS are just such perverts, clearly, they’ve got physical proof that they like to fuck…the worst physical proof, sure…but still evidence that they have been cummed in for all of us to point and judget them for it….

Either way, keep on bouncing them titties in a bra for the internet you pervert fuck!

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2021

Feb

Jade Chynoweth Pussy Stretch of the Day

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Jade Chynoweth is being nice and racy on social media while pretending it’s just a casual workout, despite her being in a bikini, which is clearly not just a casual workout, it’s more of a strategically planned masturbation inducing workout by design….

If this was about the workout alone, the deep stretches to get your mobility up, since mobility is apparently linked to longevity, as I sit here hunched like some kind of pretzel, it wouldn’t be in a bikini….

It is in a bikini because she wants to make as much noise as she can since everything done in a bikini gets more views…

You probably don’t know who Jade Chynoweth is, but she was in STOMP THE YARD movies, so you know she’s low level…a trained dancer who prior to dancing in movies also danced on stage…and I guess still does…

She’s been in the FENTY lingerie shows, she’s done dyke shit with Halsey on network television, and she continues to slut in content because when you’re a professional dancer, stripper is always the back-up plan, so she knows exactly what she’s doing here….and like most women will likely complain at men for creepily sexualizing an innocent workout video on social media…because obviously we’re going to sexualize this, she’s basically showing her fucking butthole…

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2021

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILF MONDAY!

I don’t know why Monday is about moms, but I’ve already posted girls lactating, Kate Beckinsale, Liz Hurley, Kristen Bell, and the day is still young, I may have even posted other moms, I can’t keep track…but for whatever reason, Mondays are about moms and I guess that “whatever reason” is because mom’s still have vaginas, banged out vaginas sure, but vaginas none the less, and in having those vaginas they feel that they are still sexual beings, that having a kid won’t define them, or turn them into their own moms, they are sexual, they have cameraphones, and they are more eager and willing to get naked or slutty on the internet to reclaim that sex appeal, because they’ve basically done the equivalent of giving up in having that kid, so there’s no shamlessness in trying, and even if there was, who cares, they are too exhausted from sacrificing their lives for some shitty unappreciative kid who will end up a drug addict whiner….so get it while you fucking can.

I guess the good news, is moms are getting younger and younger since influencers need props and are all horny…fuck and get cummed in….plus Kylie did it…which doesn’t take away from the fact that a baby has been grown and shat out their vagina…but they bounce back a bit better from the mom thing and become less desirable on the dating scene because only an idiot would want to be a stepfather unless he had to…even a drunkenstepfather…as first options are usually the ones who don’t have kids…and don’t want kids…and the second option are those who don’t have kids and don’t know you’re important…only an idiot would want a woman with that kind of baggage..which is probably why MILFs are great fucks…like fat chicks before them…they want to take advantange of the opportunity knowing they aren’t marketable..

Anyway, these are a bunch of self proclaimed milfs being naughty on the internet….

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2021

Feb

Liz Hurley Nude Bikini of the Day

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I have this theory that Liz Hurley realized she was turning 50 and decided to produce 1000 bikini images that she could use for the rest of her life, if she posted a bikini photo once a week because she’s in her 50s and this is unnatural…

The whole concept of menopause and turning old as shit is to trigger men to think “she’s done”….,but with modern conveniences and luxuries…coupled with procedures that give a more youthful face…we end up all confused..

I get the whole benefits of menopause, like cumming in a bitch and not fearing being stuck with them for life, but young people turn to internal cumshots for the intimacy on their tinder dates…so the whole cumming inside an old lady as a perk is not even that much of a perk…unless you have a fetish for LUBE balling up on your dick as it dries up and gets sticky…or no lube for the dry pussy lovers out there into friction because it reminds you of how unappealing you are or always were because you’ve always triggered women hormones to stop pumping, turning the girls dumb enough to fuck you into trans on a hormonal level, without their choice….you know you’re unappealing like that…

But yeah, she’s old, but still looks like this, I call bullshit….it’d be such an easy thing for her to fake from one of her mansions…but since everything on the internet is a fucking lie…I’ll buy into this.

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2021

Feb

Kate Beckinsale Dancing of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is one of those old as fuck ladies who doesn’t look or act old as fuck and whether that’s because she makes human sacrifices with Armie Hammer, or some other Hollywood elite satanic ceremony, or it’s from the vitamins, minerals and hormones ejaculated inside her mom pussy from 20 year olds, or maybe it’s BOTOX…it doesn’t matter…because despite being old as fuck, a mom of a 20 something year old, who you still want to fuck despite being a mom of a 20 year old, I mean maybe the kind of mom you wish all moms were, so that you could visualize your mom/daughter threesome you’ve been planning in every jerk off session…I don’t know…I just know that she looks good…but her cat looks better….

I also realize she shot this video from 50 feed away, you know so you don’t have to face her 45 year old face in HD…but even in HD…Kate Beckinsale is still worth jerking off to and that’s an accomplishment….I mean an almost useless accomplishment..but as long as people want to fuck you, you can sell nudes, provided your rich kid inheritance and your acting money and your spousal support from the first husband dry up….like her vagina…cuz she’s old….friction you’d welcome…cuz it means making contact…

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2021

Feb

Kristen Bell Bra of the Day

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I’ve always thought that Kristen Bell was a fucking scam of a celebrity, then she married Dax Sheppard and it was confirmed that she was the worst, not because I am one of those people who gets mad at celebrities getting married, like it’s some personal attack on me, but I know those people are out there and it is hilarious…you know finding out their celebrity crush they’ve never met but have jerked off to for a decade is in love with some other loser actor…throwing their whole existence out of sorts…I mean fans are weird fucking people…

I hated her officially when she got with Dax because Dax was always such an irritating personality that anyone who would spend their life with someone who has that public persona, even if he’s totally normally and cool and it’s all an act, being with someone with that personal is a person I fucking hate…so Kristen Bell..I hate you.

Anyway, I know she’s got the fans, because fans are losers like that…and the other day, she posted a pic of herself in a bra…with a caption that was as annoying as her husband is…

It said:

11 wonderful months of not wearing a Nipple Knapsack, today I put one on. But it’s not just any Honker Hankey…blah blah blah…. And these amazing Upper Decker Flopper Stoppers have a very necessary hidden message for the wearer.

The hidden message, not so hidden, it’s massively presented on the bra, and for anyone who has worn an embroidered sweatshirt will know, that’s added discomfort to an already uncomfortable thing because you’re so weak you need you fucking bra to give you affirmations you pathetic fuck…

You you need to buy underwear that hypes you up, you should probably just end it all, you’re too far gone….

That said, to make this even weirder…the proceeds go to black women….in some white privilege weirdness because Kristen Bell can’t get any whiter and I’d be curious to know what she’s done for the black community before it was trendy…I mean maybe I am wrong about her, maybe black activism has been her calling since being the white as fuck girl in every white as fuck movie while marrying a white as fuck loser…because they are white…

That’s not to say white people can’t support black people, black causes, or that doing so is racist, it’s to say that there is definitely a level of racism when advertising what you do for black folks as a rich white person…

Pandering fucks.

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2021

Feb

Larsen Thompson Pussy Print of the Day

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I don’t know what devil Larsen Thompson made a deal with, but for whatever reason she pops up more and more, like someone out there has decided she’s the next face of who the fuck knows what…

The Ginger Haired, big titty, big girl, river dancer, turned lame hip hop dancer, claims to be only 20 years old, yet looks like a mom at a hot yoga class while the kids are at daycare…

She is repped by a company called DBA, who I guess saw her youtube video that went viral when she was 15, because that’s how creepy LA works, and DBA are one of those agencies I’d say is “sitting at the right table”…you know the big brands just funnel business to them so they need a roster of overhyped idiots to execute those campaigns, and this one managed to be that person, which is weird, since she’s white and white people aren’t allowed in ad campaigns anymore, but maybe because she’s so fucking white, almost see through, her invisibility is seen as a defect or a deformity, I mean gingers have been ridiculed since the dawn of time, left in the woods to fend for themselves because red hair meant evil…which is why they all have super strength…you know survival shit…

All this to say, big tits in a sports bra jiggling, good times.

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