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2021

29

Jan

Julianne Hough in Activewear of the Day

Julianne Hough has been on a 10 year Rumspringa after escaping mormonism to become a Mormon gone wild because I guess she was in one of those Sister-Wife type Mormon sects that made her have sex with her brother possibly for John Smith or Jebediah, but potentially to make them more in sync as professional dance partners….I don’t know the story…but I know she’s fucked in the head, a victim of abuse, and probably a typical religious person who turned her back on the church and is now lost as she navigates the evil and perverted Hollywood industry where the likes of Ryan Seacrest fucks her up the ass…while doing coke…and other designer drugs in his 100 million dollar house that ELLEN once owned because they are the same person….

That said, Julianne Hough, the dancer who potentially fucked her brother for her Church is pushing some activewear and you know Mormon’s gone wild are fun…so this is fun…I guess…but it’s COVID so who even knows what fun is anymore anyway.

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2021

29

Jan

Kate Bosworth Looking Racy of the Day

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WOW…look at the level of BOTOX Kate Bosworth has got going on, it’s like she’s not a 100 year old in these pics she recently posted…it’s like what all the 30+ or even younger people of social media do and generally accept as normal…they even hype each other up on the photoshop job with a “you’re so pretty”….”you’re so beautiful”…fully knowing it’s a fucking filter…but since they use the filter too…it’s some Second Life level of internet life is still a fantasy life and in that fantasy life…kate Bosworth is 20 years younger….and you’re the lie you’ve created for yourself since real life sucks…

WHICH IS WHY I ALWAYS WONDER – why everyone is so fucking uptight on the internet…it’s not our real life, we don’t need to be heroes on here, let’s collectively be assholes the right way by trolling each other…not trying to be holier than thou while posting asshole pics…lecturing people to do better when buying shitty instagram made in china brands the Kardashians are pushing…..MAKE the internet great again…be your bullshit avatar…be your bullshit botox muppet…and leave the rest of us alone…hypocrite fucks….

That said, Kate Bosworth, who I’ve alway found hot has not tried to pass this off as recent, it’s 19 or 20 years old….and looking at it reminds me what I always say in Kate Bosworth posts….she had all the potential to be a star, hot, skinny, and blonde…yet in nothing I can think of because she just didn’t hit right….but you can look at her archive and think of the ways you would hit it right…probably why she posted it….

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2021

29

Jan

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butts are not the same as Mom Butts despite what Urban Dictionary told me last week, and I won’t repost it because who gives a fuck…just look at the girls in frog butt….a generally accepted pose that involves asses out in kneeling positon because I guess frog’s kneel or it was named after some french prostitute who knew the instagram way to make your ass look its roundest…girls man, they’ll always figure out the best possible angle to game us with….because none of these asses are as good as they look in Frog Butt pose….it’s just an illusion….for the internet…if only they could wallk around life in Frog Butt pose…they’d be so much happier thanks to all the likes and follows they get…but based on my experience they only like the follows on instagram…the actual follows gets them nervous…especially when you scream “I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE” as they walk into their apartment complex…

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2021

29

Jan

Avril Lavigne in Leggings with her Tits Out of the Day

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Now Avril’s tits aren’t really pulled out, but she was never known for her tits and I feel like I see tit, so that’s good enough for you…not to mention, I didn’t find Avril hot when she was the Top Boy skater girl in crop top t-shirts, looking like some Middle American mall parking lot, where she would hang out with the Good Charlotte Brothers and other lame ass faggots doing their pop version of skater punk….

BUT Avril is probably 40 years old by now, making some comeback posting insane filtered, photoshopped, grainy ass pics like she’s not rich as shit with a better phone camera…I mean she’s so early 2000s, but I am sure her phone isn’t…

I know there are Avril Lavingne fans out there…and you’ll all be happy to see her trying to be sexy…while I am just happy to see she’s finally come into her true form or final form…as Celine Dion….

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2021

29

Jan

Mandy Moore Pregnancy Erotica for the Ready To Drop Fetishists of the Day

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NO THANKS!

But I will take the before and after pussy pics….

Pregnancy as a concept may terrify and disgust me as it seems so unnatural to want a creature growing inside of you out of cum…

I mean I freak out when I find old food covered in Mold…so an actual living creature…get the fuck out of here with that freakish shit…

But I don’t mind seeing the damage a kid does when ripping, loosing, gaping that egg hole…HOOK IT UP bro.

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2021

29

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I start every Full Back Panty” Friday post the same…I say FULL BACK PANTIES are panties too…not that you read the site, or care what my opinion of an underdog panty that can’t live its best panty life, because of the negative stigma and reputation it has, thanks to the lies in the media…in a lot of ways….full back panties are the white male of the panty community….the enemy who isn’t necessarily the enemy…but that people like to target as the enemy because it makes them feel good.

There was no reason that shame had to come with the more comfortable panty option….not everyone wants a thin fabric ripping their assholes open…and full back panties can be as hot as a thong…while G-Strings always look like trashy photoshoot props….not to mention a comfortable girl in panties, is more likely going to suck your dick than one just dying to get home to put on her full back panties, cuz they ones she wears for fuck aren’t comfy….

So stop discriminating panties, they are STILL panties, and panties are always fun even when you’re not a panty fetishists who fell in love with panties in High School when raiding his mom’s laundry hamper for that pussy smell…

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2021

29

Jan

Madison Pettis Black Lingerie of the Day

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Madison Pettis is some Disney Kid that is trying to rebrand herself….by selling lingerie for Rihanna and starring in movies like the new. American Pie where we can assume she played the hot chick.

She was also in a main role on something called Five Points, since Disney Kids don’t die, or not until they have full breakdowns from being sold to an evil industry, which I guess hasn’t happened for this one yet.

I don’t know why Rihanna chose her to be one of her brand ambassadors, I mean girl barely gets work, but I’ll assume that like Jojo, Rihanna’s weird selections are from shows she watched when she got her first TV after leaving her shanty in Barbados…

Pettis is a Texan and she looks good to me…Here are some bikini top pics for instagram that she posted recently….

Here are her more lingerie pics to push Valentine’s Day sales for Rihanna, because Rihanna isn’t RICH enough, we MUST support her in her quest to peddle cheap shit underwear from CHINESE sweatshops like the HERO that she is…..money grubbing cunt..I still don’t believe Chris Brown even beat her, INSIDE JOB and he gets 50% on all her future earnings so he’s chill with being that public PIECE of shit he’s been labeled all these years cuz he’s rich…but that’s just a theory I’ve got…

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2021

29

Jan

Phoebe Combes Crotch Shot of the Day

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Phoebe Combes is a nothing model out of Australia who I have posted on before. She’s on INSTAGRAM because that is where girls who get naked, half naked, trying to make it end up….and she’s managed to get 138k followers in the process because people follow girls who get half naked on the internet even if they don’t really give a fuck about them….

In this photo you will see her vagina hanging in what looks like a hairy mess, that could be frayed shorts, but that I prefer to think is the blackhole that is her cunt….because it makes me think her original content for instagram is more clever than it actually is…you know doing the same thing everyone is doing is only going to get you so far…

Now I have scrolled through her pics and she’s really fucking weird looking, maybe it’s her nose or the fact that she looks like a husky, but I am all for weird looking if it is trying to do hot things…and I’ll assume this is her trying to do hot things.

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2021

29

Jan

Kendall Jenner See Through of the Day

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Here’s Kendall doing her part to help the momentum and increase the value of her sister’s fat lady undewear company they call SHAPEWEAR, which skinny girls can use too.

You can see some nip, some shorts jacked in her cunt like she was her dad bruce showing off her new vagina, only the shapewear doesn’t give the full pussy show it should because it is designed to hold big gunts in….

This family is shameless and disgusting, but people buy what they them to do….and I’ll look at cunt so long as the busted down acne ridden muppet face is cropped out, why not…

Then below you will see her tooth brushing while hiding her cunt with a strategically placed bottle of some shit….that she’s probably trying to sell…these bitches are INFOMERCIALS…an the instagram fetishes get weirder and weirder as clickbait generator Kardashian produced Kendall Jenner garbage that people beleive the hype on because people are idiots, is now producing weird tooth brushing fetishes, like she just finished sucking a dick like KIM, or like she just woke up after sucking a dick like KIM, and all this time I thought she was a secret lesbian….but then I realize just because she’s brushing her teeth like she sucked a dick doesn’t mean she actually sucked a dick…it’s just the storyline we tell ourselves when trying to jerk off her tight pants…

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2021

29

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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While people are making millions of dollars off of obscure internet investments that I missed out on…..because I am here updating pics of random girls in fishnets….who have already uploaded their pics of themselves in fishnets…and who didn’t need me to re-upload their pics over here….but I took it upon myself and did it anyway…because I guess I like investing my time into idiotic shit for you perverts….all 2 of you…

Now the Fishnet is the edgy, romantic, intense hosiery of choice. It’s what a girl wears when she wants to be exceptionally naughty…like she’s acting out a French Whore in the 1800s…and as it turns out…I like it.

I wouldn’t say I have a Fishnet fetish, or really any fetishes…I don’t care about pantyhose, or sniffing feet, or getting pissed on….but when I see a girl being “racy” or attention seeking in lingerie, naked, with her cunt lips in the wind, no fear of them getting chapped, I am happy about it…glad to see it…excited what the world has to bring the weirder and more perverted we fucking get…

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