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2021

10

Feb

Panty Masker and Other Videos of the Day

People are Excited by this Lawyer’s Cat Filter on Zoom

Girls Does Weird Chair Climbing Stunt

Black Ice

Girl Does a Weirdo Roller Skate Limbo

Dropped Off then Robbed

Girl in her Kettle Bell Workout

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2021

10

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve been too busy writing my MILF monday post next week to bother with a MORNING HANGOVER POST…because for whatever reason I have mom pussy on the brain….I am thinking of going with “Mom Pussy is Pussy Too, especially if it has a C-Section, or if it was sewed back up so that it isn’t totally banged out, even of you can’t feel it when you put your dick in it, you know wider holes”…..

Which has nothing to do with morning hangovers, but if my instinct is to think about mom pussy because I live with a mom pussy…THAT IS MY RIGHT…YOU WILL NOT SILENCE ME…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Anastasia Potapova Preparing to Face Serena Williams at the Australian Open
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10 best Things on Bella Thorne’s Wishlist
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Swimsuit in the Snow!
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11 Year Old Drives his Grandma During Medical Emergency
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100 Dollar a Month Apartment in Russia
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Two Models Nude in the Lake
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Crocodile VS a Shark
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Jazzy has Broken Air Conditioner
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Sophie Turner Gets Hot and heavy
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Random Singers who have Showed their Tits!
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Reckless Driver Hits Multiple Traffic Barriers
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Worst Video of the Day
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FREE BRITNEY!
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2021

09

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I think we’re done here…I have nothing further to say…I’ve said all I’ve needed to say for the day and will now repose to my study with a nice scotch and cigar and by study, I mean my soiled couch I am sure someone died on, or at least took a shit on…where I will stare into the abyss that is streaming platforms…and rid my mind of all the horrible things going on in the world…pretending social media didn’t exist…wishing that I had started Only Fans, because it was such a logical thing to do….being confused why I didn’t buy 100 bitcoin when they were 1 dollar…being an asshole with a website…I shoulda known better….why didn’t anyone tell me…about GME too…where were THOSE emails to tip me off…

That said…if you’re not under curfew, or even if you are under curfew…get out there maskless…and cough on all the passerbys….you know the ones who laugh it off are the ones worth keeping….as friends…or in your basement…you know loneliness does weird things to people…just watch porn…

That said, MOST importantly, the best NEWS ever…Here are some steplINKS…

Madison Beer Proves her Body is Real
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Kate Moss is in Vogue UK
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Show Support for the #FreeBritney Movement With These 7 T-Shirts
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Big Tits Fail
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D’Angelo Russell’s Model Girlfriend Laura Ivaniukas is Still Enjoying Miami
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Evil Monkey vs Short Short Girl
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Sydney Sweeney’s Hot Body in a Hot Shoot
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Rowan Blanchard is in a Crop Top
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Angelina Dimova in Short Shorts on a Tennis Court
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Workers Fail…
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Jennifer Lopez in a Magazine!
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Victoria’s Secret Model in Some Amazing Pics
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Floyd Mayweather’s Rumored Girlfriend Anna Monroe Does the “Silhouette” Challenge
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Cheer Squad Fail…
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Delilah Belle Hamlin in a Skimpy Tank Top
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Jessica Alba Does a Twerk
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Botched Helicopter Rescue
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The Costumed Drummer
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Claudia Conway Tries American Idol
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University of Houston Football Player Chidozie Nwankwo Suspended After Being Charged With Choking His Girlfriend
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Hammer Pro…
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Arabella Chi Pokies on a Hike
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Pregnant Emrata’s Wild BikinI Selfie!
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Changing a Tire on a Caterpillar 990 – Man Things
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Woman Takes a Poo on Zoom for her Colleagues to Watch
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Punky Brewster has QUITE the House
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Olivia Jade is Selling her Used Clothing
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WWE’s Mandy Rose Nails the “Buss It” Challenge
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Enjoy This Capoeira Fail
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The Rapper with the Diamond Implanted in his Head
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Asking Bill Gates what the Next Crisis Is
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Super Bowl Streaker Gets the “Tecmo Super Bowl” Treatment
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Hopping the Fence Fail…
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Guy Gets Rear Ended
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The Tesla that Spontaneously Combusted
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The One Punch Gun can Punch Through Anything
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Why 18th Century Fireman Let Buildings Burn
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Post Malone Before Fame….
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How to Hide 1 Billion Dollars from your Wife
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Iranian Militants vs Vase
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How you can beat a speeding ticket from a plane
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Woman Loses All Her Wine
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Istagram Model with a Crazy Body’s Lingerie Shoot!
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Girl in Grocery Store’s TikTok…
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This Woman is a Little Too Excited for her Proposal
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Hailey Beiber and Beyonce in a Campaign Together Being Hot
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7 Crazy Threesomes in the Movie
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Show Support for the #FreeBritney Movement With These 7 T-Shirts
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Brooks Koepka’s Girlfriend Jena Sims Will Not Be Joining OnlyFans
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A Terrible Way to Wash Your Hands
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Chris Hemsworth’s body double is struggling to match his Thor bulking up
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Bianca Gasgoigne in a Hot Dress!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Sydney Sweeney Hot Tits
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Lucy Hale is on a Hike in Tighter Shorts – CAMEL TOE
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Nicole Richie in Leggings
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Amandla Stenberg Photoshoot
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Jenna Dewan Titty Tease!
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Celebrities Nude in the Movies
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Cardi B at the Super Bowl
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Chrissy Teigen in her Pyjamas
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Kristen Cavallari has her Tits Out
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Miley in Concert is Hot
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Lily Rose Depp Midget Legs in Snow
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Kim Garner -Hot Swim Body
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From stepSMUT!!

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Lesbian Ass Lickers
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World Record Achieved
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Big Titty Drop
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Grocery Store Bathrooms…
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Hot Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Busty Model By the Pool
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Stefania Ferrario Range Rover Nude Shoot!
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Porsha Carrera and Mz Dani have Huge Asses
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I call This HULK PISS
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What the Fuck is This SHit..
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That Was Unexpected
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Everyone’s Favorite Pie
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Abril in Pantyhose
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Dildo Ride
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Naked Chubbies
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Big tits in lingerie…
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Scumbag of the Week
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Asshole Jiggle
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Big Boobed Girlfriend
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Jessa Blue Posing
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Squirt Squirt
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Rolling the Fucking Dice
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Hotty Masturbates
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Naked Girls on Bikes
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BikinI babes
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Funeral Twerk
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18 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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Winter Wonderland…
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Naked Yoga Postions
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2021

09

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Pregnant in The Ass of the Day

I don’t consider myself an activist. I am definitely not “woke” of the internet, which I like to consider as not actually woke at all, but rather idiot puppetry of the penis, where the blue haired idiots fighting for inclusivity and trying to take out men while deciding to become men through their top surgeries are the penis…who hate the penis…but envy the penis and get the whole world to go along with their whining…folding..changing pancake brands…toppling statues and trying to defund the police who they are the first to call when they see someone not wearing a mask…you know idiots..

But yeah, I am not an activist, I am not woke, but I have been running a long standing campaign here at DrunkenStepfather, that may not be a charitable organization, but that needs to be done by someone, otherwise you’ll get sucked into the marketing hype…because MARKETING does actually work…I mean look at me, I don’t do any markting and I don’t exist..but so many things that do marketing do exist…thanks to marketing…

And they tried to market, or brainwash people into thinking that Ashely Tisdale was the hottest startlet around, it was a Disney Campaign and Disney owns our fucking minds…so you know they went at it hard because having the hottest starlet in their High School Musical show, or movie, I found out it was a movie long after it was done…was good for business…sales…etc…and it all comes down to money

So this ugly faced, so ugly faced she’s had work done…small titty, so small tittied that she got implants…even though the small titty thing is actually hot to me….I just figured since she got implants it was a sore spot for her prior to getting the publicized explant this past year…

But yeah, this ugly faced troll with her hook nose being pushed on us as “hot” bothered me….so I did the UGLY watch….cuz she’s UGLY…and it was important to highlight for the weaker minds out there.

Anyway, she’s probably 40 by now, since she originally lied about her age when doing the High School musical thing…she’s pregnant…and her pregnancy has given her an ass..

So ugly or not, an ass is an ass, even when there’s a baby head poking out of it….and here’s that ass…

Because things aren’t all black and white and despite being ugly, she still was fit and fit bodies can outshine a busted down face any day…but you still can’t call her hot…even if you’d let her shit in your mouth while the baby sticking out of her waves at you…

Here’s that ass.

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2021

09

Feb

Maddie Ziegler Bikini of the Day

Maddie Ziegler Bikini

Maddie Ziegler has recently turned 18 so her content is getting more racy, it’s what happens when these girls from Hollywood turn 18, it’s a way to rebrand themselves from the little kid from child reality TV (Dance Moms” where at 8, this one was the breakout star, however that fucking works..perverts…

She’s also the dancer in all the SIA videos, because along with adopting 18 year old boys, SIA is into reality TV…but girl doesn’t need SIA anymore, she’s got 14 million instagram followers and there’s only one way to reach them…through bikini clickbait, I mean she is an 18 year old dancer with that dancer body, how could that be a bad strategy….it’s not….

Sure it’s shameless, attention seeking, her bottoms jacked up to her neck to give her more of a ratio…social media tactics taught in social media influencer whore school….and we get to see the bikini pics so there is no harm in the younger generation being more perverted, exhibitionists, who are tainted by pornography in ways even the biggest pervert from your generation wasn’t tainted by pornography…

It’s not porn, it’s a bikini pic, but there was a time bikini pics were porn, and they can still be jerked off to if you’re just that big of a Maddie Ziegler fan…I mean I would assume that’s part of the attention she is seeking in this content…since she has 14 million followers and doesn’t need to provide jerk off material to keep them around…she just does that cuz she’s into it…

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2021

09

Feb

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

I am not mathlete, but I do know what a waist to hip ratio and I like it….and so do other men…they’ve done scientific research on the ratio and men prefer a woman with a smaller waist than her bigger hips….you see it with all the social media girls who edit their pics to look like they have crazy waist to hip ratios…because they know that people like the ratio…it is more important than big tits, it can lead to bigger asses, or at least heart shaped asses, that come to a point at the top called a waist…

So girls of all sizes can have a ratio…and girls who don’t have a ratio…their boxy, hipless bodies….can’t compete…..so this is to celebrate science with girls who are proud to show off her waist to hip ratio cuz they know it’s hotter than being a boxy bitch…save the boxy for the trannies…yo.

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2021

09

Feb

Kristin Cavallari Braless of the Day

Kristin Cavallari is a garbage mom of too many kids who thought she was a fucking hero because she was on a successful reality show, but was too good to get on the spinoff of the reality show that was actually the fucking hit….

She was Laguna Beach, too good for the Hills, not that I’ve seen an episode of either, but I am a fan of Spencer and Heidi….they’re good people…not that I know them…but I like them…

So instead of doing The Hills, she went onto get rich Athlete cock, rook him in, marry him, so that she would be set for life…

She’s recently divorced, doing this second wind or second stab at her career in her 30s, where she’s doing the influencer thing, pushing products and bullshit and trying to be all California girl…with her tits out in tight clothing, reminding anyone of Whole Foods or Spin class in the OC…which I guess is a thing….and I guess despite thinking she’s old, expired trash, I don’t mind the tight activewear outfit..I mean it’s like jerking off to the mom at the checkout line….before being kicked out of the store for not wearing a mask…

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2021

09

Feb

Bella Hadid Sunburn of the Day

I don’t know if Bella Hadid has had her ribs broken like she was Kim Kardashian, but her “RATIO TUESDAY” doesn’t make any fucking sense and is just awkward looking…

But I never had any hope for Bella Hadid, because I remember when she was the ugly, mousy sister to the much hotter Gigi back when Gigi was all the fucking rage before realizing she was rich, had a One Direction boyfriend and idn’t need to be a vapid cunt crying for attention…it’s something naturally hot girls do…they got nothing to prove they are just hot….while the ugly girls out there are the ones trying to convince us they are hot with all their filters, their procedures on their faces, their fucking bullshit..

So looking at Bella Hadid and seeing a fucking freak of nature, than remembering that this is the face and body that fashion has decided is the single most important look out there, even if it’s all fake…is fucking criminal, damaging to the youth and misleading because she’s not hot…

They just like her views…and I guess she likes her views also…because she posted this strategically when The Weeknd was doing his half time show to get the residual “didn’t he date that monster Bella Hadid, you know the freak with all the plastic surgery that they try to pawn off as a naturally hot model in high fashion”….views…because she’s just fucking clickbait…and not good clickbait…rugged and disgusting clickbait…but she’s half naked and has tits so there’s that.


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2021

09

Feb

Phoebe Tonkin Bikini of the Day

Pheobe Tonkin may be a barely famous Australian actress who was on the Vampire Diaries with Nina Dobrev the ginger fucker…as well as a spinoff of the Vampire Diaries…

But more importantly, she’s got a hot tight body in her bikini…it’s fit.

The good thing about Australian girls is that they come with a level of trashy surf bro attitude and they are hot…so unlike Americans where 1% of the population isn’t some obese motherfucker headed to Walmart for a barrel of fucking Cheese Puffs, the whole culture is based on fit, healthy, babes who like to party…the perpetual vacationers…which means that this one doesn’t have an ego that she’s better than the peasants, maybe her lackluster acting career has something to do with that to…you know HUMBLING…but since so many Australian girls are hot trashy bitches, that’s just normalized…making Phoebe Tonkin just livin her life as she shows off how skinny she is…but not in a cunty way, more in a jerk off to her wetness way…unless this is her bragging…I don’t know her…I just know I like her.

Phoebe Tonkin

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2021

09

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

It goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway, tiny tits are titties too…and even though they aren’t as heavy, they are worth as much as big fat sloppy tits, because women aren’t the deli counter, even if some of their vaginas look like they are.

I am a big fan of small tits, they carry themselves better in most positions, and big tits are a real roll of the dice gamble as to whether they’ll be as good as they look like they’ll be….or that the body they are attached to will be as tight as you’d want it to be, because genetically girl store fat…

I am a believer that a tighter, fitter body statistically comes with a set of small tits…nicer asses too..

I am a believer that fake tits are disgusting and self mutilating and that if you have small tits take owning them instead of destroying them into account…it’s a viable option…

So the unicorn of small body with big tits happen and it’s amazing, but the day to day tit target should be small tits…unless you’re into fat chicks in which case…you’re disgusting…

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