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Bella Thorne Bra Top Dancing Video of the Day

Florence Pugh Stain of the Day

Ava Louise Simulates a Dick Suck in a MAGA Hat of the Day

Rebecca Black Tits Bouncing because It’s Friday of the Day

Joey King Plays the Next Gen Z Hot Chick of the Day

2021

Feb

McKayla Maroney Hard Nipple of the Day

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People get so mad when you talk abotu McKayla Maroney taking that cash settlement from the Olympic team for exposing her and her teammates to criminal pervert doctor who would literally finger the teen girls when they came to him over sprained ankles and shit because their stage parents were just that fucking idiotic and sold on not ruining the opportunity of a lifetime to be Gymnastic heroes…

The parents should be in jail along with the pervert team doctor, seriously…

Except maybe Maroney’s parents, since Maroney apparently treated the whole experience like a sex worker would, with a little cash exchange since everyone’s got a price…

Why testify, when you can get paid!!

Not to mention, Maroney, soon after her Olympic win that made her a Meme and an Olympic hero when she was likely barely 18, was so quick to jump on social media to show off her body in bikinis, doing flexible shit to sexualize herself so that only a molested girl of her age could really properly execute…you know sexualizing herself when other girls her age were still playing with barbies…there’s always that girl in the group of girls…the pervert….

Obviously, being slutty on the internet helped elevate her fame and fortunes because Americans are perverts into gymnasts half naked…on the internet….

Only when she took the cash grab, she disappeared, but is back, probably planning an Only Fans launch that will get her paid out like a sex worker she trained to be…OLYMPIC level trained sex worker has a good ring to it…and this is her showing titties in a top…barely…but there’s nip…you know so we can support American Olympic heroes and such..

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2021

Feb

Amanda Cerny’s Weak Nude Video of the Day

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Amanda Cerny was one of the least eventful Playboy chicks when she first happened…you know trying to be that hot Playboy chick who was never that hot…we’ve seen her pussy and weren’t impressed by it back when she was trying that whole Playboy chick…

The only reason anyone even knows who her sloppy ass is is because when she was trying to be an overhyped and underwhelming Playboy chick she managed to get in with the Vine Crowd who are all now billionaires….they needed the “hot” Playboy chick as a costar and she was ready for the clout….despite not being the “hot chick”…but vine stars were all queer anyway…so they just assumed being a Playboy chick meant hot…..and she got to go viral….

So it’s nice to see her go back to her roots, despite all the brand deals she’s had all these years, because they forgot she was even a Playboy chick or that google could show you her cunt….

But with COVID and knowing she’s been naked online in the past, she probably figures she can mooch off her core audience who were into her Playboy shit some content…give them a little taste of her past…while still being brand friendly…cuz her NUDES aren’t NUDE…but still get her paid…

It’s a scam, but all these bitches are a scam, so at least we can see their scam asses, even if they aren’t that great….

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2021

Feb

Sara Sampaio Tit on Tit with Jasmine Tookes of the Day

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I don’t know why I don’t like Sara Sampaio, I mean she’s a Victoria’s Secret model so the brainwashing machine should have me thinking she’s a hot model…then there’s the whole light eyes with her dark hair that is on paper a marketing trait for a brunette to have that makes them more beautiful…maybe I am racist against the Portuguese, because I worked for shitty Portuguese first generation assholes, but that’s probably not the case, because I am into budget travel and I know that Portugal despite being seen as the asshole of Europe is also the gateway to Europe for broke asses like me looking for culture…plus I eat Portuguese roasted chicken whenever it comes up…

So maybe it has something to do with her jumping on the MeToo movement thing a few years ago where she whined about a photographer or magazine publishing her nudes that she signed the rights over to and equated that to being raped or MeTooed, all while being in a relationship with a rich guy into models, cuz that’s what rich guys do, and I guess what models do too…because if she wasn’t a VS model, she’d be working at the fishing boat with her family, married to one of the fishermen for sure…so what I am saying is she’s essentially a prostitute…..

I don’t mind her bikini content because it’s bikini content…so here that is…

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2021

Feb

Lindsey Pelas Tits Out in a Sheer Dress of the Day

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Lindsey Pelas is some big titty girl from Louisiana who has been around since instagram went viral back in 2013 and was able to take those massive tits to the fucking top of the LA sugar baby scene…that’s not to says that Pelas was fucking rich guys for money, I know nothing about her, it’s to say that her bit tits got her followers, her followers made her appealing to rich guys who like being around chicks other guys follow, because it’s got some sense of exclusivity even though it’s bullshit..but it’s the same reason rich guys fuck models that famous guys fuck…like getting some herpes ass whore’s herpes on your dick is awesome cuz they were from DiCaprio….I’m talking to you Nina Agdal and Bar Refaeli’s boyfriends…

Pelas, unlike most influencers hasn’t pretended to be much more than Glamour Model tits…she did Playboy, she’s done the men’s mags, she know the big tits were a gift to help her live her dreams and she embraced that male audience jacking off to her….she now charges them to see her tits…and is probably getting paid like a nude model with her own members site, which is not a new concept should….

The new concept in the nude model sites is that the girls doing the nude modeling were girls who pretended they were more than just bodies to jerk off to…giving into the pressures of selling panties, feet pics, etc….cuz they can cash the fuck in on it…

Anyway, it’s nice to see tits, knowing they are tits, for dudes who like tits…so here are those tits to remind you that not all “instagram” girls who have had success are trying to make you jerk off to their morning rituals, or their beauty routines, but rather still into the whole TITS GET HITS and HITS get me paid…hustle…

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2021

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants may be a pretty shitty thing for fat fucks like me trying to fit into them….cutting off my circulation…all because I need to make an appearance at the Welfare office and I don’t want them seeing me in my cum stained, soiled, dirty ass smelling sweatpants….

Tight Pants may be pretty queer when you see old men jogging or biking in their leggings, a trend that I’ll never understand and never really understood, because men have been wearing bike shorts with confidence since the 80s or before, even for their lesiurely sunday rides, and the whole thing is pretty fucking queer.

That’s why I used to refer to things as GAYER THAN BICYCLE SHORTS when I was allowed…not that I am not allowed, I don’t fold like that…as long as I pay for my own damn SERVER, I’ll call something gay….I may even call it a FAG…

But Tight pants on women are everything we need out of a pant, especially now that they are made with spandex….really getting into ever nook and cranny so that a motherfucker like me can practicially see the ridges of your anus….

So naturally, girls are whores, so buying and wearing tight pants isn’t enough for them, they need to selfie the motherfuckers for you to stare at them too…why limit tight pants to just people in your line of vision, share it with the world…you tight pant wearing slut.

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2021

Feb

Slide Fail and Other Video of the Day

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Freddie Mercury Lives

Bridge of the Day

Ball Buster

Tampa Fans VS a Tree

Feeding a Wild Bear…

Karen VS Kevin

Family Robbed at Gunpoint

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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder how many single people out there are scared to actually meet because of COVID, despite the death rate on COVID being basically 0, even though it’s contagious as shit, most will survive…

I assume that people are horny enough to suck up to risk it, but then I also realize that people are fucking pussies who are scared of the world and when they do their online dating, they wear masks and social distance 6 feet apart to avoid getting COVID, even though if the person had COVID, you’d likely get COVID….

I guess the pressure is heavily on the dudes, because typical dudes will risk anything to get laid, I mean I never feared AIDS in Straight sex in the 80s and 90s, I just rolled the fucking dice on that shit, even when with needle using crackwhores and not having AIDS, or no symptoms of AIDS makes me think I made the right decision….but even in the AIDS crisis people still fucked, it was just a “condom on” situation for the nervous..

Where as now, the nervous will only masturbate for you on facetime or zoom….and they’re only getting off to watching themselves be whores and not you….so there’s no intimacy or conenction…from afar…which is fun to watch but not actual fucking..

Or maybe they’ll just be awkward and they decide if you’re worth taking the mask off for…or the panties off for…while leaving the mask on…because they genuinely believe COVID will kill them like they are their grandma with diabetes living at a long term care facility in her 90s…

Or maybe you have to filter through the rational and sane people who aren’t scared of a dumb fucking virus and choose to live, but for an average dude who already only connects with 1 percent of the people he swipes on, now he’s down to even more limited options..

So I guess…SEX is dead…but at least we have the internet….

Here are some morning links…

Sydney Sweeney’s Looking Stacked as Fuck
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WWE’s Mandy Rose Nails the “Buss It” Challenge
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Punky Brewster is Selling her House for 6 Million….
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This Dog has a Crazy Track Set Up for his Runs….
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No More Wine And Lots To Whine About!
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This Guy Says What Every Guys Wants To Say To Their Boss!
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Rosanelly has a Crazy Booty
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Brooks Koepka’s Girlfriend Jena Sims Will Not Be Joining OnlyFans
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Dead Celebrity Kid of the Day
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The World’s Fastest Talker Sings Michael Jackson’s Song “Bad” In 20 Seconds!
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Corn On The Cob With Butter, But It’s A Cake!
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Hot Topless Model in Black and White
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Super Bowl Streaker Gets the “Tecmo Super Bowl” Treatment
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Rowan Blanchard in a Crop Top
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Watch Cam Girls Being Awesome!
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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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American men not being men anymore is pretty funny…They’ve been punshied for being men…They aren’t allowed to sexualize women…They aren’t allowed to seduce or romance woman…They aren’t allowed to be men….they have anxiety about being men…

So they are cutting off their dicks and becoming women..which isn’t all that manly thing to do….

While women are cutting off their tits to be men, which as you know is the last thing a dude would do if he had tits, but they know they are men, and as a man my opinion of being a man doesn’t count, but some bitch who cuts her tits off’s opinion of being a man…does…

What the fuck is wrong with you people…

But yeah, fucking is bad, dating is bad, being a dude who likes tits is bad….feed us hormone jacked up foods….fatten us up and take away sports so that we have zero testosterone….and allow countries like Russia, who still have men, move in and take the fuck over from all the whining bitches…

The point is, don’t be scared to be a tit loving, beer drinking, burping and farting man…bro culture may now be queer foodies in matching short shorts like total queers, but that doesn’t mean the rest of us need to FAG DOWN…

STAND BY YOUR BALLS.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Madison Beer was Peer Pressured to Post This Hot Video
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Camille Kostek and Gisele Did Their Own Version of Gronk and Brady’s “Bad Boy for Life” Video
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Josie Canseco’s Touching Tongues with Tana Mongeau
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Porn Star Vicky Vette Was All In on the Bucs, Gronk Hit Up Disney World and RIP Pedro Gomez
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Models in Transforming Dresses
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Suzanne Somers livestream interrupted by a home intruder
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Bella Thorne Goes Blonde!
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Kylie Jenner’s Insane Thirst Trap to Sell Make-Up
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IG Model Katy Jo Raelyn Throws a Touchdown Pass in a Skimpy Bikini Ahead of the Super Bowl
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This is a Dumb Fucking Staircase
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Miley Cyrus Tailgates!
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Zendaya’s Hot Pantyhose Reveal
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IG Model Katie Williams Enjoyed Watching the Buccaneers Destroy the Chiefs
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Weird Umbrella Tricks
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Brie Larson Drops A Megaton Of Her Massive Cleavage In A Revealing Swimsuit!
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Ashley Benson in a Skimpy Shirt!
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Police Arrest A Busty Anti-Masker For Trespassing!
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Classically Trained Pianist Learns How To Swing In 90 Seconds!
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The 1986 Cleveland Balloon Fest Disaster
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Dua Lipa to the Moon
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Maternity Nude
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Patrick Mahomes’ Mom Cries About the Referees to Gisele on Twitter
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Terrifying T-REx
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Slink Johnson, Aka Lamar From GTA V Talks About What’s It Like Being A Meme!
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Drunk Girl in Shorts Takes A Fall Off A Trailer
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Guy Impersonates A Cop and Films Himself Shutting Down I-95
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Model Named Ariel in Soft Light!
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Aaron Judge and His Girlfriend Among Those in Robert Kraft’s Celebrity Filled Super Bowl Suite
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Dog and Pilot on a Cool Flight
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Rebel Wilson Living her Best Life Single and SKinny
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Meg Thee Dance Instructor
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Salma Hayek’s Sex Scene with Owen Wlson
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Upset Chiefs Fans Did the Only Logical Thing and Destroyed Their TV
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Group Sky Diving Seems Unnecessary
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The World’s Fastest Talker Sings Michael Jackson’s Song “Bad” In 20 Seconds!
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Tom Brady Reads Hater’s Tweets!
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This is the Olympic Booty!
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Lindsey Vonn Attended the Super Bowl to Support Tom Brady
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Dude Dressed like Mario Kart Driving in Traffic
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The Weeknd spent $7m of own money on Halftime Show
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Ireland Baldwin’s Boozy Ski Trip
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Hot Fashion Model Zoe Blume in a Photoshoot
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Tony Romo Appeared to Have a “Tinkle Sprinkle” on His Pants During the Super Bowl
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How a 5 Year Old Lost in a Store Feels
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Joan Mir Crashes During Race, Recovers During The Crash
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2.7mm Kolibri, The World’s Smallest Pistol
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Bella Hadid in a Bikini
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Inka Williams is amazing in this Flower Bath
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Kevin Harlan’s Play by Play of the Super Bowl Streaker is Incredible
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Ice-Covered Roads Cause Car To Fly Off Course!
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Avalanche Buries A Group Of Friends, They Survive
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Bucs Center Ryan Jensen Showed Up to the Super Bowl With Tom Brady’s Combine Pic on a T-Shirt
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Cardi B Being Wild!
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Alexis Ren Looking Hot as a Mermaid in Lingerie on the Beach
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Hilarious Brawl Broke Out During Rockets and Spurs Game
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Girls Sledding ina Kayak Fail
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Top 10 Products to Help with a Hangover!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Eiza Gonzalez is Hot in Leggings
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Emma Watson on some Scooter Thing
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Kim Garner is Hot in a Bathing Suit in Miami
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Sofia Richie is Fucking Jaden Smith
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Olivia Culpo in a Titty TOp…Seeking Attention…Fake Tits, Fake Teeth, Fake Bitch, Sugar Baby.
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Addison Rae TikTok Tits…
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Brighton Sharbino in Leggigns
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Malin Akerman in Weird Fucking Pants
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Angelina Jolie a Shell of What she Was
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Lili Reinhart is Gross
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Charlotte McKinney is HOut in Leather Pants
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Jasmine Sanders in a Photoshoot
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Dina Asher Smith in Women’s Health..
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Christina Ricci the Legend’s Ass in Leggings
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Rina Sawayama Weird Slutty for Rolling Stones
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Josie Canseco’s Ass in Jeans at Dinner
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This Girl is the Ultimate Flasher
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Street Fighter Cosplay Tits
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27 Inch Challenge
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Reddit Amateur!
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High Speed Pursuit
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Big Boob Reveal
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16 People Having a Shitty Day
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Black and Blue Butthole
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Silhouette Challenge Winners
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Naked Girls on Bikes
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Facial!
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22 More People Having a Shitty Day
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The Dangers of Webcamming
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Busty Blonde
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Couple’s Homemade Sex Tape
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The Great Outdoors
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Lactating TikTok Transition
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Shopping Flasher
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They Call This Mental Mondays
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Foot Fucker
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Huge Tits in the Bath
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AMateur Shower Fuck
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Hair Falling Out in the Shower Prank
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Pussy Taste Test
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Young Dick Sucker
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kin Colored Nips
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Skinny Babe Nude in a Field
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Hose Down
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Idiot Sinks His Own Boat Being a Cunt
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Naked Gas Station Pump!
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Tits and Wand By the Pool
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Bathroom Squirter!
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Girl iN Chain Lingerie
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Ass Slapping in Class
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2021

Feb

Topless Bella Thorne of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Bella Thorne is still hard at work being the most relevant Disney kid around…one who chases for clout from Youtubers to get the people talking about her because she is their brush with Disney Kid fame and as fame whores that’s there fucking dream….one who gets barely naked to prove how into sex and being sexual is…even if it’s awkward, gross, and looks like it smells like shit….cashing the fuck in thanks to being relevant….

From the mainstream industry who see her as a brilliant marketing effort that worked…one to write case studies on…because in an era of competing with the internet, they need to become the fucking internet…and by getting naked, oversharing to pretend to be relatable, while being a total mooch, culture vulture, contrived, pile of shit…but she’s got that audience and is still booking jobs by people who want their shitty movies seeen…all while making money managing other whores, selling her semi-nudes, her merch, etc….I mean she’s pulled it off….a real fucking success story…and I am sure it was a real challenge..when you see the kind of content she’s producing….fake tits out…the way they were meant to be when they were purchased.

I don’t really care that the industry is sleazy since I’ve been calling it hypocritical pretending to not be sleazy all those years…I’ve fought with ad agencies defending this site…and losing…despite knowing their CEO was fucking models behind his wife’s back…but is now scared of a little nipple on the site….

So I’m glad that it’s sleazy, but it’s just low hanging fruit clickbait, but it’s what we want to see, so I’ll look…having no expectations of good content ever really being a thing again, because you can just get the hits with your tits…

That said, topless Bella Thorne is better than a clothed one which is really what it comes down to!

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2021

Feb

Jordyn Jones Wet of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is the Michigan born and raised trashy girl that was sold to the industry at a young age via a dance reality show about little kids dancing which I think should be illegal because you’re just attracting the worst people…

I know that I am being like a paranoid mom who thinks everyone outside the house is a predator, probably now more than ever with that covid paranoia factored in, but that’s how society built us. There was a time when you didn’t lock doors and people were decent, your neighbors were your friends and strangers were assumed to be normal respectable people, but those days are long fucking gone and everyone is a potentially predator…a diddler…a murderer…with bad intentions….even if they aren’t….I blame the internet….Hollywood…destroying communities because 1 in 1000 people are bad eggs…

But yeah, kids dancing provocatively under the guise it was just about the dance skills of a 7 year old is some fucked up shit that should probably never have happened and should probably not have clips on Youtube for the world’s worst to watch on repeat….

That show did allow Jordyn Jones to exist though, so she hasn’t run back to Kalamazoo to become a meth dealer or meth cooker now that she has some savings to invest in a trailer and household cleaning supplies, but instead has laid the foundation of her existing as a popstar or an influencer…or a girl who sells people access to her private IG stories, like they were sold on snapchat premium before all this OnlyFans shit happened, where she puts up her private moments of half nakedness, because why give it away for free when you can cash in on what’s already there like the money grubber you and your entire generation are…

I don’t mind Jordyn Jones, despite her inbred looking face, because she shakes her ass when she dances…knowing that ass will be 300 pounds, diabetic and in a motorized scooter doesn’t phase me, because she’s 20 and in 20 years, I doubt I’ll even remember my own name…I’ll be too busy shitting myself in an old folks home to bother….so live in the now and the now is tits in a bikini under a waterfall….romantic.

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