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2021

10

Feb

Kourtney Kardashian Old Lady Tit of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian was marketed as the hot Kardashian back in the early days of the Kardashians which isn’t saying much since they are are evil fucking trolls that climbed out to gates of hell to destroy the minds of your kids and wives….forcing them into muppet face injections and dreams of being product pushers on social media…all while cashing in and becoming billionaires..even the lowest on the wrung of the family tree is cashing fucking in and still cashing in on a sex tape that went way too fucking viral…sex that basically destroyed at least one, maybe two generations of Americans…

Well, this one is old as shit now, she’s the older sister, but in true Kardashian form she’s got a set of bolt on tits and pounds of face fillers to try to trick you into thinking she’s hot….even though she’s not…

I don’t know what she’s trying to sell in this vile, maybe it is adrenochrome…or some other aborted fetus stem cells she jacks up inside her mom pussy….maybe it’s some cosmetics her sister is selling since they are all strategic self promoters…I just know she’s in a bikini….and fake tits, although not impressive, even disgusting, are still worth staring at, just don’t make eye contact with this demon…she’ll try to steal your soul like these Kardashians do….

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2021

10

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I may not be the object of health and wellness and I am sure the only cardio I am bringing people is to the one nerdy fuck who jerks off to celebrity content….sick weird creep….

I may bring some other cardio to the 1 girl who lands here looking at her favorite celebrity thinspiration, you know encourage those eating disorders and unrealistic body images that the mainstream media perpetuates…REMEMBER…the girls on instagram who are fit and skinny showing off are producing that content themselves so blaming the patriarchy is some typical millennial bullshit…victims and whiners who have designed something called VICTIM BLAMING so you can’t even call them out on their shit…or you’re an asshole. Hilarious….like how they named Black Lives Matter the way they did so you can’t say you don’t like Black Lives Matter as an organization because you think it’s a political scam that doesn’t care about black people…because people are retards and will be like “YOU DONT LIKE BLACK LIVES’….no motherfucker…I don’t like billionaires using black folk as pawns…

So blame the man…for the unrealistic body images..DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY….misogyny….

So yeah, I may not be a fitness site, but I am all for fit girls doing fitness…but I’m more into fit girls who do fitness being naked…so here’s some fitness.

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2021

10

Feb

Faith Schroder Has her Pants Unbuttoned of the Day

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Faith Schroder is Ricky Schroder’s daughter who barely matters in the grand scheme of thing since all she does is the whole instagram thing…but who matters more than other girls doing the instagram because she was raised rich in LA by a played out actor, who was at one time a huge star, but who didn’t really live up to that stardom as he got older, and I am not saying that because I am not mad at him for being an American Patriot who supports Trump and bailed out the kid who shot up the protestors, I am Canadian and don’t give a fuck about any of that…and you shouldn’t either…give Ricky a fucking chance peoople…this black and white, good vs evil, division is idiotic…we can collectively, from all sides of the political divide call an expired star…expired…and we can all all look at his slutty daughter on instagram who felt the need to post a pic of herself, but not jsut any pic, one with her pants unbuttoned so that you can see she wears panties…because you can’t post on instagram without something racy, sexual, perverted…people need a reason to like and follow…and it is the porno generation..

I don’t know what she’s trying to achieve as a rich kid raised amongst rich kids in the most vapid and horrible place in the world….with the most vapid and horrible people in the world…but she’s making the right moves because a pic without pants unbuttoned with panties exposed is not a pic at all..you shameless slut.

I guess she’s about to take a shit and she’s taking us on that journey…of her pants too tight that she’s ready to explode all over the mother fucking place…we’ll call this the SHITTING selfie!

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2021

10

Feb

Sabrina Carpenter Legs in Pantyhose of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter has close to 25,000,000 followers on instagram. That is ridiculous…partially because I have no fucking idea who she is….but that’s not saying much…I don’t even remember the trending stars of the times unless they have massive tits or whatever….but clearly she matters…

I guess she’s a singer who recently performed for the first time on the Late Late Show…which I assume is James Corden and I hate that fat british elf….his song and dance bullshit is fucking irritating and his yelling at his fans as he is fake excited about his winning at life…because you know he thinks he’s more clever than the rest of us…we realize you pulled off a scam you chubby cherub fuck…

Anyway, this was her preview pic, for people who google her, since the majority of people, despite her 25 million followers have no idea who she is…and the skinny legs in pantyhose and heels is a great look as far as I’m concerned so keep the sleazy coming….literally and figuratively…if you know what I mean…if not..maybe I should have wrote CUMMING not COMING…you LITERAL autistic fucks.

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2021

10

Feb

Lil Miss Sunshine Shows her Cleavage of the Day

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I remember when Abigail Breslin grew up and everyone was shocked that she was a chubby ugly thing…it was like a shocker to the world that the awkward girl in a move about a beauty pageant that the girl wasn’t qualified to be in was going to be anything other than a grown up version of the weird kid she played….it’s like she was fat and ugly 14 years ago when that shit happened…and now she’s 25….

Luckily, at least for ugly girls, we live in an era where they can lie about being ugly, and fake being hot…whether through getting naked to distract us, photoshopping themselves, working out…there are options….then there’s the whole plastic surgery thing, the face injections, even advancements in diet and exercise…where they have options to not being that awkward, fat, ugly person they were destined to be….but rather someone people would be willing to jack off to…even if they are still that ugly person off of the internet, we’d never know….SOCIAL DISTANCING and such…

Well, she’s pulled her titties out, barely, but I’ll count it as a step in the right direction for Lil Miss Sunshine, who is still young enough to turn things around….and we’ll consider this turning things around since there’s cleavage involved!

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2021

10

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I know that hot girls smoke weed, but for the most part, girls who pose with weed products on online weed communities aren’t exactly the hot chicks…but they have the right attitude because they get naked and that’s really what it’s about…

I have always said that what I lack in standards I make up in making fun of overrated celebs…but I am not all evil…and I don’t hate the average persoon just trying to get ahead by getting naked..

BECAUSE…I like nudity….

So these girls may not be the hotties smoking weed on yachts with rich guys for instagram…

But they are getting naked for a cause man…the legalization of recreational marijuana where they will have an audience of weed enthusiasts and weed smokers to sell weed products to in this new ERA of America that is finally on its way, which has taken a long time to get to, since everyone who runs the company were theoretically weed smokers in the 60s and 70s…so why they became narc fucks scared to legalize the most harmless of drugs…

So this is an endorsement of the legalization of weed, not because I am a stoner but because the fact it is illegal is insane…and an endorsement for all the weed girls out there finding alternative hustles or just getting naked for a thrill because ya’ll are allowed to be narcissistic and think you’re hot if you want…dudes will jerk off to you as a change from jerking off to the hot chicks….

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2021

10

Feb

Elle Twerk’s Lingerie Twerk Video of the Day

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Elle Twerk is a misguided ass model from INSTAGRAM who I guess got a lot of love for having a fat ass that she took to heart and decided to build content around shaking that ass….even though it’s really just a fat ass and not necessarily in a good way…but in a fat way…

She’s living in LA according to her instagram, which means that she got that WORK VISA despite being a virtually unknown booty model who doesn’t necessarily live up to the title, but dudes are perverts and will follow any girl in a thong shaking her ass on Zuckerberg’s pornsite that for some reason isn’t flagged a pornsite….SEEMS SUSPICIOUS…but I guess you need to be an insider sitting at the right table to be able to really pretend your porn isn’t porn at all….even if you can see asshole all over it…

Now, I don’t hate the hustle, or that women realize getting naked is all it takes to make their dreams come true, I don’t even mind if a bad booty model gets work visas in the USA for being a bad booty model…or that Zuck gets richer and richer each second with his empire…that’s just the way society works…

I just think it’s funny that this girl has the confidence to be a booty model, when historically, she’d probably think she didn’t quite have what it took to be a booty model…seeing as she’s so soft and sloppy…but I guess in a generation of lazy slobs…soft and sloppy is what it’s about..

But the overall bitch getting paid to shake her average ass in a thong as a viable business strategy…is pretty amazing for the viewer…

We are the viewers….

So if you’re out there thinking you’ve got to do squats and get ripped to make bank being naked on the internet, use this as inspiration, to remind you that all women of all shapes and sizes can get paid if they are slutty enough….it’s the right kind of inclusivity…you know the getting half naked and shaking your ass kind of inclusivity…

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2021

10

Feb

Hailee Steinfeld Nude Outfit of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is looking pretty good since the pandemic. I know that people have found her hot her entire career, which is creepy because her big break was on True Grit when she was 14, where she played a far better True Grit girl than the original True Grit girl, but she was 14 so you probably shouldn’t have been looking at her in any other way beyond her acting abilities…

She’s gone onto do a bunch of shit, make a ton of money, become super famous…and all she had to do was sell her soul at a young age…

I used to shit on her, not actually shit on her, I am not into that kind of thing…but I used to say that she was overhyped and disappointing because that’s what you do with these overpaid idiots they want us to buy into and consider amazing, that they use to try to puppet master us, you gotta hit them with some hate….or at least some resistance….I WILL NOT BUY INTO YOUR LIES UNTIL THE PEOPLE YOU ARE USING TO PUSH YOUR AGENDA live up to my expectations…

So Steinfeld was chubby looking, despite her family being personal trainers and her whole popstar component to her acting career…she has toured as a popstar….and I felt that was wrong….a disgrace to her fitness fam and to her fans who want a skinnier bitch being highly paid to dance and sing for our entertainment…..

But in the Pandemic, she seems to have got fit…and she’s at work filming a bunch of shit despite COVID, since it doesn’t exist for rich people, so be happy knowing that she’ll be able to pay her rent, mortgage, car leases, team of people this month…I know you were concerned…

Clearly, fit is better than fat, so I endorse the updated version of this brainwasher.

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2021

10

Feb

Sydney Sweeney Bikini Booty of the Day

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I saw these pics of Sydney Sweeney yesterday, I don’t know what they are for, I probably should have posted them yesterday, since I am in the business of repurposing other people’s content instead of making my own, not that this is a business but you get what I am saying..

It’s like “thanks asshole” we saw that yesterday, you even linked it…

But I guess I am as mesmorized, impressed, happy about Sydney Sweeney’s big tits as the next guy…because I do remember her before EUPHORIA, you see FINGER ON THE FUCKING PULSE of pop culture, I know things before they happen so long as they have breasts…and usually after most people know things…but before the MASS population know things…It’s a weird place to be….

So I noticed her in her pre-Euphoria acting, where they hit her tits, so when they released her tits, I was like “YOU CLEVER HOLLYWOOD AGENTS AND YOUR HOLDING OUT THE GOODS FOR THE BIG REVEAL”….knowing they had a secret weapon in their back pockets because tits get a lot of hits…and she’s got a lot of tits….all while rocking a small frame.

She’s not insanely hot, no actors are, but she’s got those tits and that propels her to the top of the relevant acting charts in an era of “we’re all a bunch of perverts’…

So old news, doesn’t mean it’s bad news, when Sweeney’s young starlet on the rise has her tits squeezed together in a bikini top…

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2021

10

Feb

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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It’s Wet Spot Wednesday, which I like to think is the reason I stay in bed on Wednesdays….in what was strategically designed to alienate anyone who accidentally lands on the site so that the never come back. WE DON’T WANT YOU ROUND THESE PARTS YOU WEAK FUCK…

But for the most part any randoms who land on the site never come back to the site regardless of Wet Spot…and instead I’ve just aliented myself.

They call it self sabotatge, a joke to point and laugh at clickbait, with the worst clickbait….not because I hate wet pussy or really any pussy discharge…I’ve jerked off to dirty panties like the best of them..

I just don’t understand why girls are posting this shit like it’s hot..because it pretty gross..

I guess you just need to keep next LEVELING shit…