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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know but I’m just here living in a fake, virtual, ridiculous world…where AS LONG AS YOU GO TO WORK you can leave the house….because the government likes us working….training us to be those slaves…

Only your fake, virtual, ridiculous world probably involves more muppet faced, photoshopped, fake as fuck, clickbait seeking social media idiots, since social media is life…

Or maybe social media is dead….

Covid is a life…..or is COVID death….I guess it depends on your pre existing conditions….just don’t leave your house unless you GO TO WORK….because when you are in your house, you can’t see what is going on….

Good thing the School system is designed to keep us dumb as fuck….so that we are ready to GO TO WORK….

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Bella Thorne Works Out with Booty Goal Girl Jen Selter!
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Deshaun Watson Appears to be Just Fine Vacationing With Jilly Anais
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Bikini Girl Fail
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Russian IMG Model named Olga Looking Hot in this Shoot
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Mary J Blige in a Bikini at 50
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Paige Spiranac Would Pick a Dream Golf Trip Over a Dream Threesome
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Charlotte Lawrence is Feelin’ Green in this Photoshoot
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A Short Love Story
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D’Angelo Russell’s Model Girlfriend Brings It in a Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Booty Twerk
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Some Random Memes
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Fishing with a Helicopter like a Boss
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A Ghost Town of Abandoned Disney Castles
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UFC Strawweight Mackenzie Dern Twerks and Grapples With Brazilian Singer Lexa
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Dua Lipa’s G-String in Mexico
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A Glimpse into the Future with Gamer Nerd
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Helicopter Drops AC Unit in Busy Street
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Hot Model Named Polina!
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Some Fascinating Photos
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Le’Veon Bell’s Cheerleader Ex Pulled Out Her Rams Bikini to Celebrate Win Over the Seahawks
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Hot Girls Faill at Shotgunning a Beer
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Guy Randomly Eats a Bat
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Horrible 2011 Le Mans Crash
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The Silver Lining to Grimes’ Covid
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Upset Steelers Fan Destroys His TV With a Ladder
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Amateur Model Nude in a Cozy Winter Lockdown
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This is How they Filmed the Moon Landing
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Dog Runs onto Field in Bolivian Soccer Match
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Cat Literally Says Well Hi
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Lighting a Plastic Cup filled with Water on Fire
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Sex and the City Teaser
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SI Swimsuit Shares an All-Time Hannah Jeter Throwback
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Model Micaela Zaffroni in Bed in Lingerie
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Nina Agdal in a Fitness Activewear Shoot
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Cat VS Cat Owner
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Deliver Driver Takes Food Back after Getting 8 Dollar Tip
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Millions of Dots Makes Great Art
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Mac Jones’ Girlfriend Sophie Scott Shows Off Her Natty Look
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Hailey Baldwin Biebe Bikini in Hawaii!
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Musicians Who Got Too Naked
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9 at Home Fitness Products to Help those New Year’s Resolutions!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Katherine Schwarzenegger in Leggings
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Dua Lipa at the Airport
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Shanina Shaik in a Photoshoot with some LEGS
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Mariah Carey Shopping at Louis Vuitton in Aspen – BIG booty
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Alessandra Ambrosip – Bikinis
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Kim Garner in a THong Bikini
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Amy Hart Pumping Gas
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Lily Rose Depp in NYC
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Kate Mara in a Dress
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Louisa Warwick in a Bikini
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Nina Agdal in Fitness Gear
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Selma Blair in LA
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Stella Maxwell in the Park
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Olivia Wilde with her Boyfriend
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Angelina Jolie in a Dress
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Malin Akerman – Bike Riding
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Florence Poo Fat as her Legs Grind Together on a Jog
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Izabel Goulart Hot Body
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Amanda Kloots Staged Paparazzi Pics After her Husband / Her Covid Sacrifice has Paid Off for Her
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Cara Delevingne Street Walking
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Hot Reddit Amateur and her Slutty Selfies
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Big Titty Jiggle
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Squealing Orgasm
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Clubslut No Panties
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Amateur BJ
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Ass to Ass
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Surprie – You are in a Porno
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College Girl Plays with HErself
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TikTok Thots
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A Lot of Lesbians
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Nude Model Wendy is in the SHower
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A Whole Lot of Booty
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Covid Themed Porno
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Route 66 Ass Spread
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17 People Having a Shitty Day
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Melena in her Stockings…
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Public Misbehaving
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Weird Glove Pussy Rub
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20 People Having a Shitty Day
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Crazy Girl Strips
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Bathtub Pussy Lesbian Pussy Grind
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Mental Mondays
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Self Fisting is Crazy
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Big Awesome Tits in the Bath
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Close up Pussy Lick
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So Crazy Would You Hit It
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The Only Way I can Get Off
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Corn Cob in the Corn Hole
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The Spinebuster
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Pussy Bottle Opener
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Nude Model Wendy
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2021

Jan

Jordyn Jones Ass of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is some Michigan white trash that sells low level nudes on the internet as “stories for her close friends” because I guess she likes showing her close friends what her ass looks like in leggings or a bikini as close friends tend to do….I know I’d prefer her to show us how inny of a vagina she as, maybe what color her asshole ring is, or something a little more interesting, like how many sharpies she can fit in her ass…but an ass shot, the gateway to a life in porn, for a white trash girl who was destined to work truck stops giving handjobs, but who instead was lucky enough to be cast in a Reality show for all of America to watch about little kids dancing provocatively, something Hollywood fucking loves….

I expect Jordyn Jones to eventually lose interest in dance, get fat and lazy, move back home, end up in line at Walmart while at risk for COVID-50, all missing limbs from Diabetes..but in the meantime, she hasn’t become that level of white trash, raised on fast food and cheese puff and soda like some backwoods trailer park hick, she’s all hollywood…for now…and probably for my lifetime…but eventually the world will end or Jordyn Jones will end…so remember these good times of showing off her thick dance ass you know how the stamina to fuck your dick off…

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2021

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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Don’t trust anything you see from Vanessa Hudgens. She’s a Disney created celebrity which means everything, including her leaked nudes that didn’t get her fired but probably should have got her fired at the time of the leaked nudes, because they were strategically leaked nudes and not actual leaked nudes, has been bullshit…

It’s all brain washing and manipulation…and now that she’s figured out instagram and how to use that Disney Audience to elevate her career, earnings, relevance, etc….and all it takes is some slutty content mixed with some fun content…and the occasional bullshit activism content because that’s how they manipulate the masses…because Disney, an evil Media Company, needs puppets to help push their agenda..

Luckily, I am blinded by all that with bikini pics and videos, that they are saying are throwback but reposted cuz she wants people jacking off to her in a bikini as all these women do.

She also posted this throwback from Spring Breakers

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2021

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I am not entirely a COVID denier, I believe it’s a real virus that is killing people.

I am just of the school of thought that we can’t escape death by hiding in the house, not going to stores or restaurants, or living actual life…

I get that they say younger people under 80 also die of the virus, but when I see that only 1300 people are in hospital, most over 80, most not going to die of it, I don’t see why I can’t go to a fucking bar and have a goddamn beer….and grab some titties..

The media push these POSITIVE test numbers like it’s a metric, when really they are testing people a fuck of a lot more and 99 percent of those people don’t die of the shit…

There’s a risk of living, we live to die, and we can’t really control that….all while hiding from COVID other shit could be going severely wrong with us…

So basically, not a COVID denier, just not someone. who cares about COVID killing off old and sick people…at least not at the level it is at…so until I see dead bodies on the streets, when the government decides to let us out of our homes, or our hell we call home….

So I am not subscribing to healthcare workers being heroes, it’s their job, what they get paid for and that doesn’t impress me…

I don’t call them FRONTLINE workers, because it discounts actual frontline workers legitimately risking their lives on the frontlines…while I don’t feel like healthcare workers are that.

Sure the parades and the praise they get is cute and all, but when healthcare workers are dancing, when people I know have been to the ER over the last 6 months only for it to be totally empty, on some ghost town shit, I tend to think we’re overhyping them.

More importantly, when they are finding time to selfie their nudes from work, it’s hard to really believe they are struggling or are overextended on work….

If anything, if there was a real threat, they’d likely not put their vaginas in the line of COVID infection hot-zones like the hospitals…but maybe that’s why people think the frontline workers are heroes…the kind of people that will pull their pussies out for attention even in the line of fire from the VIRUS…

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2021

Jan

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

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Heather Graham is not dead yet…she’s still alive and doing her best to remind people she’s alive.

I am sure Heather Graham is a celebrity I’ve jacked off to. I typically hate celebrities for being overrated, especially in this era of hotter chicks finding followers and relevance, forcing the celebs, like Heather Graham to take a stab at that whole instagram thing…pretty pathetic, but they all chase relevance..

But yeah, I’d be surprised if I never jacked off to Heather Graham, it’s been a long fucking time since she first hit the scene and Boogie Nights was a life changing experience in the 90s….she was really hot at the time….had big tits and a hot 70s bush…wore roller skates….I mean she was introduced to us properly…

I guess she was hot in other movies she’s been in…just one of those celebs who has been jacked off to a lot by a lot of people….

She’s in her 50s now, so a little less exciting, but from this bikini pic as she struggles with COVID knowing she’s approaching the at risk age group, she still looks good…Maybe the lack of estrogen and higher testosterone that happens with menopause, or maybe it’s her WILL to live and not be forgotten as some old bitch, even though she’s made her money, there is always more money to be made.

What I am getting at, is at risk of being called a racist, I’d take this 50 year old over J.Lo any fucking day…and that’s all I gotta say about that.

HOWEVER, I am also buying into the LIE, because I want to believe the lie, since I am sure this is photoshopped…and any 50 year old can be made to look good when her bikini pics are shot 3 miles away!

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2021

Jan

Harley Quinn Smith Booty of the Day

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I accidentally turned on Mall Rats the other day….

I hadn’t seen any Kevin Smith movies since the 90s when he was seen as some movie making god with friends like Ben Affleck.

The obese independent movie writing / directing hero who put out a bunch of trendy and “cool” movies of the era…..

The story is that he maxed out some credit cards when he was working at a videostore to flim CLERKS and run through the film festival circuit to get him noticed, or so they claim, assuming I remember his origin story right….

So despite being a video store working slacker into Comics and shit, he became hollywood, which means he didn’t have to stay a virgin forever, as money and fame get you pussy..

In getting pussy, he created his nerd daughter Harley Quinn Smith, who I think grew up with Lily Rose Depp and are BFFs, but that doesn’t matter.

What matters is that being under 25, means being a self producing smut producer, obviously at varying degrees of slut, in this case I’d say she’s a 2 on slutty 10, because there is an ass crack and some cleavage, but there is no fisting like the girls on reddit, I guess when you’re raised rich and a daughter of fame in Hollywood…she doesn’t need to get that raunchy for attention, she can set the slutty bar low…which is probably good since she’s not really very cute, but her trust fund tells a VERY DIFFERENT story.

Since you’re a bunch of nerds, her’s Kevin Smith’s nerd ejaculate in its adult form….unlike yours, it’s not in a jar next to your bed.

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2021

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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The struggle of being married to a really rich popstar is pretty devastating in these times of COVID, where you get to go on all kinds of luxury vacations thanks to travelling private, staying in high end places where you can do high end things…

I don’t think it’s a big deal that celebs or rich people are taking advantage of COVID and heading to luxurious and amazing destinations, what the fuck else are they supposed to do with their money…plus who doesn’t want to be in Hawaii…

It would be nice if this was the kind of thing that could get people cancelled, but everyone is so brain washed by celebrities and expect them to be garbage people, I mean the Kardashians are still the number one performers on social media and those people are the fucking worst…

But it would be nice if they were held accountable for not hunkering down at home as per the rules the government imposes on people, so that this COVID thing can go away faster…..but the truth is that you can go to Hawaii if you want to go to Hawaii too…and they aren’t government workers, but rather private citizens, so let them fucking live…

Cancelling is kept for things like celebs dick wet in exchange for advancing a woman’s career, even though the women is in on it….it’s reserved for anything Trump related, unless it is the daughter of a Trump supporter like Hailey Bieber, it is for wearing black face, so long as they aren’t likeable celebs who they give the pass to like Fallon….and it’s for other shit that doesn’t involve hot young bodies in bikinis, I mean look at Hailey’s fat ass, she’s been working on it, or injecting fat into it at the Kendall Jenner plastic surgeon…but either way, it looks round and this Jesus loving sexual deviant wants you staring at it.

They Say Hailey is Pregnant, I say she’s photoshopped and a little too muppet faced, but it’s a look….and whether she’s pregnant or not, we can assume Justin dumps loads in her all day like he was USHER…

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2021

Jan

Dua Lipa Thong of the Day

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Dua Lipa is in Mexico because she’s young and she’s rich and she’s living her best young and rich life….whether she would have been famous in a different era is irrelevant because she’s famous now…social media breeds stars who are questionably deserving of stardom because they are really just strategic enough to know how to create clickbait and slutty enough content to get seen, without being too slutty to be blacklisted by the mainstream, but depending on popularity, that slutty is a sliding scale of slutty….if you’re really popular, you can dabble in softcore porn, maybe even some dick sucking videos since everyone does it, and it’s not right to slut shame or whatever..

To be a top selling artist, you just need your song to go viral on Youtube or TikTok…and all your dreams will come true…it’s pretty simplistic and doesn’t require much work because when you are your own boss and money is being thrown at you…you can take the time you need to chill because these idiot fans don’t have any expectations out of you, they are too busy taking selfies….so ride that hit, ride that money, get those brand deals, it’s not all that different than it used to be, but being their own bosses rather than working for the labels and management makes for some pretty shitty content.

ANYWAY, along with society going more “ratched” and stripper-like, so is fashion, so DUA LIPA’s dress that has a buil in G-String, unless that’s just her showing her G-STRING, on some 90s J.Lo kick because we remember the WHALE TAIL being a style with the low rise jeans….so this is that G-String, or dress with a Built in G-String to give the illusion of being a G-String and I fucking hat G-Strings…

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2021

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

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Being a MILF or a self proclaimed MILF, in an era where everyone is a fucking pervert that will jerk off or fuck anything because they’ve watched the most gutter of porn chicks get fucked over the years, that any sense of standards or requirements in terms of things to fuck have been thrown out the fucking window…

So now anyone who has had a kid or who is in their 40s and who still thinks they are hot enough to be jerked off to, now that they are older, more confident or just don’t give a fuck about being dignified, decent, modest, since being jerked off to is apparently more fun, is claiming the MILF title, tagging their content MILF, and trying to find new ways to get off …

These are those MILFs, not sure if they all have kids, not sure if thya re all 40, now that Kylie has told 20 year olds it’s ok to have a kid as an accessory, I just know they think they are MILFS and that dudes out there are into MILFs because they like moms who have layers, you know doing the maternal thing, then doing the pervert exhibitionist thing, even though getting knocked up in and of itself makes them cum loving, creampie eating, perverts…

As you’d expect, some MILFS are WAYYYY better than others…..some don’t really deserve the ILF part of MILF, keep them bitches as “Ms”

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2021

Jan

Kalani Hilliker Shows a Little Tit of the Day

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Kalani Hilliker is some Arizona born 20 year old who was on Dance Moms between 2014 and 2017, because Hollywood seems to think all 13 year olds should be cast on dance reality shows as that’s definitely a great way to appeal to the wrong fucking audience on cable TV…but I guess it’s about the views….views that this one also got on Youtube…from probably that same pervert audience..

Since she’s 20 now, she’s fair game, where we can stare at her ass that she wants you to stare at…

Apparently, she’s in a movie called Adrenochrome, which I guess she may have first hand experience with having been a 13 year old on the lowest level of the fame ladder thanks to reality TV, in Hollywood….

She’s also a Trump Supporter, Blue Lives Matter Supporter, so let that trigger all of you looking for a happier and better America thinking the 49% that voted for Trump are just bad eggs because you feel Trump and his people are some horrible group attacking your freedoms, despite being a lot of cops and veterans…and make up 50% of your voting population….meaning no twitter or not…even no trump or not…that shit isn’t changing but I don’t think it’s anything new…not that I care, I live in Canada.

I just never heard of Kalani Hilliker because I don’t watch shit like Dance Moms so I had to do a google search, which again could be inaccurate as google controls the narrative of the people using search results, but we’ll go with it.

She has 6 million folloers on Instagram, she’s not that hot, but hear’s her ass and I guess her pussy in some unbreathable fabric pants, getting nice and sweaty and nice and stinky, they way we’d want them to be….plus she’s got huge tits too…which is a great way to get relevant on that instagram amongst her peers…SLUTTY photoshopped content for the win.

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