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2021

12

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are people too….I mean not that people are worth a shit, so maybe tiny tits are are just the good part of people when those people are women…because people are shit but their tits aren’t…even when they are small….

I guess, I have no idea what I am saying, other than if you’re born with small tits, don’t fret, dudes will still jerk off to them, cum on them, and have fun with them because small tits have as much personality as big tits, they are just more refined and usually on a tighter body…

I choose tiny tits and when I hear women get their tiny tits removed, by inserting implants, going under the fucking knife, cutting themselves open, putting a plastic thing inside their body, while crying about COVID vaccines and raw dog sex…I mean not that they cry about raw dog sex…condoms are for sick people…but you know what I mean “I only eat organic” shit…but I have two sacs of pharma grade plastic embedded in my chest like it’s a YOUTUBE video on your shitty blog….no offense STEPFATHER PRESENTS you stud…

POINT BEING…be happy with what you’ve got, or hate it, but stop trying to modify it cuz it ain’t you babe…

Here are some of those tiny tits, empowered, as they should be cuz they are tits.

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2021

12

Jan

Faith Schroder Booty of the Day

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Faith Schroder is Ricky Schroder’s not so conservative daughter, since her career, or lack of a career, that is more an attempt to have a career, has been done through half naked, fitness and bikini pics, which you could argue is the style, what they are all doing, but as the clothing gets less and less, there’s a point where it’s softcore porn, and that point is when all of Ricky’s friends are jacking off to his girl’s content….because her ass is ridiculous…

The muppet face injected celebrity who is barely a celebrity anymore but who likely did some solid investments and is still rich from his 80s stint as a heart throb, like all girls her age, gets racy for attention, for that clickbait, because it’s an over sexualized society of perverts to busy jacking off to themselves in the mirror to NOTICE all that is going on, or to care about what is going on, so long as they get those hits, views, influencer deals….it’s all so dumb, but I don’t mind being distracted by young rich ass that wants old ass perverts like me to stare otherwise they’d never post them…right!

Bonus – Here’s her ass in a bikini:

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2021

12

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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It’s tight pants tuesday, where we compile a bunch of pics of girls in tight pants that have been uploaded to the internet with the tight pant hashtag because if you’re the kind of girl who has a profile on the internet, whether as an influencer in fitness or booties, or some Only Fans chick trying to sell nudes…you are not about to wear a pair of tight pants and not get a picture of it for the fans…you know because everyone needs that validation from their audience, no matter how small it is, to feel like they exist…it’s all so pathetic…but when it comes to the thirst of wanting to exist,

Not to mention, back before COVID when I would leave the castle I call home, and by castle I mean dumpster…or the closest thing you can have to a dumpster…girls were already all about the tight pants in public, show the world your ass…you squeezed into tight enough pants to make that happen….and now with activewear being all women wear, tight pants are everywhere…it is the norm, it is what you do in these trying, unprecented, stay safe time…especially when selling nudes…

Here’s a gallery of tight pants..

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2021

12

Jan

Loren Gray Fishnet Top of the Day

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The funniest thing about this Loren Gray personality, is that she’s got a record deal, is a signed musical artist who likely makes a lot of money thanks to that mainstream entertainment deal, all because she had a massive following and they realize they can sell garbage to that audience since the audience is engaged with the person they are following…it had nothing to do with her ability to make music….because that’s the world we live in.

You see, she’s a TikTok star from when TikTok was another platform called MUSIC.LY or some shit that CHINA bought, the app was based on teens lip synching their favorite songs…

So she got a record deal because she lip synched songs to 40 million people, since everything is fucking clickbait for profit…from the NEWS we digest to the instagram content…all just a bunch of fools fighting for views…unlike me…who is perfectly happy getting no views.

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2021

12

Jan

J.Lo Ass In Real Life of the Day

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J.Lo is some over-achieving demon sent from hell to exploit the hispanic people because she had some hispanic heritage and ran with it when the whole 90s latin movement happened and she needed to get in on it any way she could…it’s basically what people are doing now with the whole Trans thing knowing that the industry needs trans people to cast in trans roles because they’ll get cancelled if they use trans people that aren’t actual trans people because trans lives matter just not on the streets of Brazil where they die of AIDS…

Point being…J,Lo has always been a self promoting scam of a person who had a big enough ass to get the media excited since we’re all a bunch of perverts who like asses, even then, which was an era of big tits…proving that our perversions can be diversified and spread across multiple female body parts.

Anyway, in being a shameless self promoter who may have mainstream success, nuclear mainstream success, I mean this bitch has her hand in more than just A Rod’s ass, she’s also got it in every aspect of the entertainment industry, all while pulling ONLYFANS tactics all these bitches use of “Look at my ass, now pay me”….only in an era where she didn’t end up being a bootleg Kardashian who died getting an ass implant in Colombia…if you know what I mean…

I also hate that she’s showing off her look at 50, claiming she’s all natural, giving girls unrealistic body expectations and not because her body is that good, but because it’s better than most 50 year olds thanks her putting all this focus on it….saying “if you’re not worth jerking off to, you ain’t shit”…so young girls, follow J.Lo’s lead and be hot enough to jerk off to right up until they put you in a home with dementia, it’lll make changing the diapers more fun for the orderlies…assuming her pussy still looks youthful and not like an old glove you found at the back of your closet from the last time you went skiing, 15 years ago…

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2021

12

Jan

Sarah Michelle Gellar Swimsuit of the Day

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I didn’t give a fuck about Sarah Michelle Gellar back when she was a thing, I was always more into Selma Blair…

So I am sure not into Sarah Michelle Gellar now, she must be 50…..

However, I don’t mind that she’s out here posting swimsuit content despite being 50, because half naked is better even when you’re 50…not to mention she’s rocking an age appropriate bathing suit, which is always a win to see, as these old bitches who have lived the life of luxury all these years and think they are still 20 and at the top of their game, despite not being 20 and at the top of their game, but rather 50 and better than most 50 year olds, which is enough for them to think they are worthy of a swimsuit selfie…

It’s always the older women who get into weirdo lesbian, cuckolding, pegging sexual fetishes because they are bored and have given up caring…which I guess is a good thing for those of you who want Sarah Michelle Gellar to fuck you up the ass like you were Freddie Prinze Jr.

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2021

12

Jan

Kaia Gerber Cleavage Shot of the Day

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Kaia Gerber, when not being exploited, groomed or conditioned from her mother, finds some “me” time by doing “art” assuming you consider whatever it is she makes art, since I don’t believe in art, I think this is some strategic bullshit attempt to show people the depth to her, despite having no soul, thanks to her mom sucking the soul out of her when she decided to keep her skinny and throw her into modelling. My theory is that Kaia Gerber is just a fat chick abused to not eat, because there are expectations for the family that has everything, and those expectations are that their kids will be relevant to make them feel good about themselves, since having money isn’t enough.

Despite not believing in “art” especially not celebrity children art used as therapy to fill the void….but I am sure there are plenty of people out there who would buy this art as something to cum tribute, because it’s from Cindy Crawford’s daughter and that means something in this world….even if it is actually pretty fucking meaningless..

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2021

12

Jan

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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The Ratio is the most important measurement a woman can take according to Science, not according to the male chauvenist, sexist, misogynistic, patriarchy who prefer “what bra size are you”….you know things to piss off women when it is coming from some degenerate drunk at the bar that they didn’t invite to their table, and that is basically the human equivalent of an unsolicited dick pic, but who I am sure they don’t mind telling their bra size to when a rich, good looking guy other girls want to fuck walks in….that’s the thing with unsolicited dick pics and the human version of unsolicited dick pics…you just never know if the person against those two things is actually all for unsolicited dick pics from the right person…because they usually are….so basically, when you’re a loser you’re a loser and girls don’t want you around….

That’s not the point…

The point is that science says a ratio of 0.7, when you divide the waist size by the hip size, 0.7 is the sweet spot…so get those tape measures out the next time you trick a lonely girl from tinder to fuck you, to make sure you’re fucking optimal ratio…you probably aren’t, but we take what we can get….and these girls who think they have ratio…probably aren’t even 0.7s….but at least we know what they are supposed to be, to see how far gone they are…and maybe in the FEMA camps we are stationed in, they’ll kill off all the women who aren’t optimal hotness, so that there won’t be any discrimination against those who don’t ratio…you know EQUALITY FOR ALL…

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2021

12

Jan

Drive Thru and Other Videos of the Day

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Rolling in Covid

Runaway Bike

Flash Floods

Angry Geese

Run man Run

Trump Manatee

Lightning Strikes Person at Top of Hill

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2021

12

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I hope you spent your night watching slutty HOLISTIC and WELLNESS influencers tell you how to live your life better by eating organic, meditating, and being mindful and other bullshit, while rocking a plastic muppet face and some fake tits…whole likely does blow with all her influencer money…which is OK, since it comes from a plant…or however these bullshit feminists, activists, influencers are positioning their bullshit noise to offset the fact that they are just Tits and Ass….

I know mine wasn’t, but I am not sure what my night was spent doing because they all sort of blend into each other and waking up confused everyday is just basically life before officially developing dementia…which may help me forget all the shit I’ve done and seen, and let me focus on what is important in life…staring at the wall…or a streaming platform as it makes me the mindless slob I am destined to be!

Oh Right, I watched a Burt Reynolds documentary called I am Burt Reynolds, which reminded me that in the early days of the site, I used to title each post “I am – Morning Hangover Dump of the day ” or “I am – Britney Spears Crusty Butthole Stains of the Day” which I don’t understand…but yeah, Burt Reynolds was a fucking legend.

That said, here are some stepLINKS in the Morning!

Charley Hull Hit Up the Beach After a Long Day of Golfing
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J.Lo in a Bikini
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Ashley Tisdale is Selling her LA Home
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Haley Kalil Says No to Panties
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Paulina Blanco Can’t Stop Dropping Fire on Instagram
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Using a Trailer as Back Tires of a Car
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Blowing a Hole Through Concrete Wall
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Charli XCX in a Photo Round-Up
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Alabama Fans Flooded the Streets of Tuscaloosa to Celebrate the Crimson Tide’s 18th National Championship
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Corn Cob in the Corn Hole
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Monkeys Flood the Street trying to Escape Fireworks
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Hot Model Anastasiya Zet on a Half Naked Smoke Break
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9 At Home Fitness Products You Need
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Cam Sluts Being Awesome!
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