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2020

28

Dec

Olivia Munn Got Them Tits Out of the Day

I don’t like Olivia Munn and not just because she’s 40, which is fucking disgusting as a concept, especially for youthful topless antics better suited for 20 year olds, but that this bitch doesn’t realize she’s too old for, because she’s so hyped on herself….despite being pretty disappointing as a celebrity….

I do remember when she made the move to acting and was terrible at it, so bad she had to expose a famous producer for being inappropriate with her after making sex jokes with her and potentially having had sex with her because girls need to get castings and that’s a good way to do it…but only if you can expose the producer for being a creeper to divert from you being a whore who fucks for jobs….maybe her topless content will remind you of the kind of girl this 40 year old is….while other mom aged girls are out having families, she’s still chasing likes and follows…I guess it is addictive..

Anyway, I remember her as the host of G4TV, because I am old…the show was called ATTACK OF THE SHOW and it was about nerd shit that she appropriated and realized would be lucrative to her career because nerds, depending on the level of aspergers are loyal as fuck to babes they think are on their team….popular girls have used this tactic for homework in every high school movie ever…

So she’s basically been the BLACK FACE of NERD CULTURE, and nerds being the losers they are can’t process it, so I do that for them.

Her tits are still big, probably because they aren’t 40 years old like she is, but who cares, a slut being a slut, reminding us she’s a slut, while pretending to be an actress is always a good time….

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2020

28

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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I don’t know why Monday is for Mom content around here, but I like to assume it’s a tribute to all the perverts of the internet who have a breeding fetish or at least like being cummed inside, because it makes the whole random hook-up seem more authentic and loving, especially since no one uses condoms anymore…what is the way to intimacy in an era of relationships being revamped into random sex encounters instead of being bogged down by an old ball and chain…I mean the dating apps and their success in being a way to fuck randoms is proof…

Then there’s the whole instagram trend of people who are fucking more, unprotected, not bothering with abortions because either the baby daddy has money, or the baby can be a great marketing hook for their INSTAGRAM, I mean KYLIE JENNER and basically all these other under 25 year olds are doing the kid thing, might as well be a mainstream trend…I mean since having babies is pretty fucking mainstream…that’s the basis of humanity…

I do know that for the most part, mom’s aren’t a turn on, maybe I wasn’t a momma’s boy cuz my mom died so I don’t find that maternal thing sexy, not to mention kids are fucking lazy these days so they just pawn their kids off to their parents and can’t be bothered, so they’re only there for the IG Pic too…but the nice thing about younger moms being a thing, is hotter MILFS since some bounce back to their full potential…I mean not necessarily their pussy tightness after birthing…but there’s C-Sections for that…

So here’s some mom tits and pussy and ass by mom’s who want you to jack off to them because they are self proclaimed MILFs…it’s still the HOLIDAYS don’t let them down!

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2020

28

Dec

Rowan Blanchard Bra of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is a childstar who was far too influenced by the internet all those long days on set, because insteead of building off her child stardom, she’s taken what they call a GAP YEAR in the UK, or a RUMSPRINGA in the AMISH community to really find herself as an “artist”….so the place to figure that out is Brooklyn, amongst other people who think they are “artists” because lazy rich kid isn’t quite as “romanticized”….so you’ve got these expensive apartments filled with idiots smearing their periods on cavases pretending to have some social or political statement to make through their nonsense, when it’s really the equivalent of retards in the retard facility smearing their own feces on their bedroom wall because they are retards, so no one can “intellectualize’ their bullshit because the retard can’t claim it’s his way of speaking to the over sexualization of females in today’s pop culture that requires his fecal smears to say “we won’t put up with this shit no more”….or whatever it is these idiotic self proclaimed artists with too much time on their hands and too much funding in their bank accounts surrounded by too many “yes men” to let them know they are idiots..

So Rowan Blanchard, a child star, broke from her family at 18 to run to NYC to do lame ass hipster nude shoots for her instagram, when bitch has been on TV, will likely be on TV again, and could probably be on TV right now, but the allure of being a loser in Brooklyn was too high…chase cool even if it’s not cool or whatever.

Anyway, this is her hipster selfie being the QUEER mainstream person looking for substance after being sold off by her parents to a creepy but lucrative industry…and you can see her nipples, which is what I am here for…

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2020

28

Dec

Phoebe Tonkin Topless of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin posted some topless pic of herself – only she forgot to include her nipples because why free the nipple like a feminist activist who won’t get deleted from instagram because you’re not some mouth breathing basement dweller like me posting pics of nipples on instgram….something that has probably got at least one of my accounts deleted…however I don’t even think I ever posted nipples on IG…but so many other people have and they haven’t been deleted…because life isn’t fair…

I guess her strategic topless pic is more designed to tease and allure, to suck us in on knowing she’s topless, but just not showing us all her titties have to offer, because that would be shameless and slutty, while this is just “having a good time on the beach”…

I don’t know when this is from, but apparently there’s an instagram game going on where people as people to post pics of various things because instagram is interactive and this was her “pic of you eating”….because everything is better when topless, just not when strategically topless where nipples aren’t being freed…

You may have no idea who Phoebe Tonkin is, but she’s married to Brie Larson’s ex who Brie Larson used before she got famous, you know rent doesn’t pay itself….but loser dudes who would ate Brie Larsen do..

The Highlight of this pic is that she’s not fat.

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2020

28

Dec

Ireland Baldwin Nude Beach of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is nude at the beach, showing off her monster sized tits, which would be more impressive if she wasn’t monster sized….straight up 6 foot 7 inches…

In the event you pay attention to the celebrity gossip news, and I don’t, Ireland Baldwin has been given a second chance at a big break, because her step mother I’ve made fun of for as many years as her pregnancy addiciton has had her in the “news”….has finally been exposed for being a fake…

I am sure I’ve written about this 100 times before, but no one pays attention to what I say, and need some random woman from instagram to line-up the storyline for people to really grasp….but basically, Hilaria Baldwin, is actually named Hilary Baldwin and despite having a fake Spanish accent like some kind of freak, she’s born and raised in Boston….her schoolmates have been calling her Spanish accent fake forever…and the whole thing has been more a testament to Alec Baldwin being some narcissitic fuck who doesn’t really give a fuck about his wife he’s had dozens of kids with, but is more into fucking his wife because she’s got that YOGA body even after her 5 or 6 kids….that are biting into Ireland’s inheritance…also something I’ve made fun of before this online investigator who was just tired of Hilaria’s bullshit dug up…

So the fake Spanish woman who seduced Baldwin when he was doing Yoga with her, has an American mother who was a professor, her grandfather a professor, her lineage pre-colonial…but for whatever reasons, they are saying she got wind of Baldwin being into Salma Hayek back on 30 Rock….and she moved in to give him that Spanish fantasy, depsite Hayek being Mexican…and dude fell for it….because dudes, rich and otherwise, are suckers and if a hot girl strokes their ego enough they fall for it….it’s probably more a joke to him than anything as all his kids have Spanish names…while he keeps on cumming in her to shut her fake accent up…

I assume Alec is in on the joke and finds it hilarious they’ve kept the lie up this long, since no one cares about Hilaria unless she posts a post pregnancy photo….because if he’s not in on the joke, then he really doesn’t give a fuck about the bitch he’s knocking up and giving that good life to….something she probably works very hard at maintaining because clearly she’s an underachiver who uses her pussy to get paid.

ANYWAY…Ireland’s back in the news, like she was when her dad called her a pig, like she was when she was doing the Beachy instagram model thing, like she was when she was in and out of rehab after dating a lesbian black rapper….only she’s still so irrelevant for a celebrity child which is weird…cuz she’s got big tits!

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2020

28

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I find childbirth one of the most unnatural things a person can do….even though I know on a rational level that people are coded to want to reproduce…you know their AI that is their DNA is like “reproduce, reproduce, reproduce”….but it seems like such an idiotic thing to do….and anyone without kids, who has just gone through Christmas with family that has kids, knows that shit is not just boring and useless but it gets in the way of napping..

I know that our species relies on childbirth and that the middle of the road suburban idiots in bad suits like to have kids…as do white trash people in Canada because they get paid per kid they have…like it’s a job….but the smart people of the world know that it’s fucking crazy to bring in a future generation of yourself…you narcissistic fuck…you’re not that much of a contribution to society so why do you think your kid will be…so that he gets a shitty mortgage he pays for with a shitty job like everyone else in the 99% of losers who make-up society…

Then there’s the younger kids of social media having kids at 20 or 22, for the prop, or because they are all perverts into getting cummed inside….and after so many abortions and plan b, you gotta commit to the baby making…which is fun cuz Kylie did it, so why can’t they…I mean maybe because they aren’t billionaires..but why let that stop you…

So I am not the kind of person to celebrate moms, mom pussy or mom titties as they do what titties are designed to do…produce human dairy….but maybe I just don’t get it cuz I never sucked on a milk filled tit the way nature, and I guess our perversions want us to….I’m all for the titty part, but the lactating is only good when it happens in public, so that I get the titty part when I otherwise wouldn’t…you know at the coffee shop or any non-strip club location when a mom pulls her tit out to feed….but other than that, keep it to your damn self….

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2020

28

Dec

Christmas Camper Van Comes with Dildo and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Does Backyard Wrestling Stunt

Bird Powered Vehicle

Idiot Takes the Dumb Shortcut

Road Rage in India

Using Lighter to Find Gas

Drag Racing Lexus Takes Flight

Close Call

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2020

28

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This Christmas season, I took the holiest of days off to drink my face off, potentially die of diabetic shock by survive, and think about what’s important to me, my life, my future…because Christmas is about me….the most important lesson of Christmas is not about giving, or receiving,

So I’ve decided to persue my childhood dream od being a toilet paper roll dispenser at the bus station….just thinking about all the crackhead pussy I’d see in a given day just gives me the chills…

Here are some morning links…

Alex Daddario is Quarantined in Nyc
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Ariana Celeste Slutty by the Christmas Tree…
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Crazy Jump…
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Hilary Baldwin Busted for being in Spanish Face – Everyone Knew She was a Full of Shit Gold Digging Liar.
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Slutty Instagram Golfer Supports the Steelers
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Baby Yoda an Robert Rodriguez on Set Jamming
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David Blaine Harassing a Couple Outside their House
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Fast Sharp Shooter
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Aunt Becky is Released from Prison
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Chiara Sieburger is nude
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Sluts being Sluts!
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2020

24

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…even for poor people…so I sure as fuck hope you’re with family, drunk on eggnog and good will towards men, while hating your family or dealing with repressed childhood memories that only come up this time of year….and that the COVID police trying to take your religious celebrations from you over some bullshit virus that barely kills….doesn’t get in the way of your family traditions of doing things like jerking off to your mom’s dirty laundry or accidentally crawling into bed with your cousin…or accidentally walking in on your brother’s wife while she’s in the shower…you all erect because nothing is accidental….

Tonight and tomorrow is about giving gifts, getting gifts, dysfunction, alcoholism and memories of heartbreak and disappoinment of yesteryear…

This “new normal” isn’t a bad one, albeit a silly one…and for those of you who get your annual fuck from your wife tonight because nothing like a holiday designed for children in your childhood bedroom to get the fucking mood set for your annual fuck…and for your sake I hope she eats your ass….pussy can be a Christmas present, but real love happens when a girl eats your unwashed drunk ass despite eColi…

So, I hope you didn’t join the war on Christmas…and that you said “we’re all going to die anyway, fuck you for trying to get me to give up Christmas, the only day of the year that matters, where we feel any emotion, nostalgia, excitement, relaxed, etc…

So Merry Christmas to All and to all a good night…and don’t let Santa be the only one coming, click on these stepLINKS…it’s time..

Here are those stepLINKS…

Bella Thorne is On Santa’s Naughty List!
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Renee Gracie Wants to Know If You’ve Been Naughty or Nice This Year
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Jordyn Jones Takes Her Top Off!
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Girl Climbs Light Pole to Do Pull Ups
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McDonald’s Worker Calls Out Order 69…..
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AI Generated Xmas Song
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Could You Survive the Home Alone Traps
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UFC Octagon Girl Camila Oliveira is Feeling Christmas Vibes
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Actress Zoe Lister Jones’ Fetishy Shoot
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Isabella Fonte Takes us To The Candy Shop – Hot TikTok Dancer!
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Brie Larson Booty Under The Christmas Tree!
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Invisible Wheelie
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Baby Deer Knows It’s Name
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Siri Navigation Had A Stroke!
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LSU RB Tre Bradford Was Arrested for an Alleged Theft at Wal-Mart
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The Truce of 1914!
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Pouring Hot Water to Fix a Car Dent
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Laptop And A Lot More Things Get Chucked Into An Industrial Shredder!
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Sex and the City may do the HBO Max reboot thing
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Hot Model Alex Lolly on a Disco ball
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Vanessa Morgan Bares All For Her Baby Bump…
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Kim Doing a Weird Fuckign Dance
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Traffic Will Never be an Issue for this Guy
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Growing a Red Bell Pepper from Seed Timelapse is Cool
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This Dog Loves Getting Covered In Soil!
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Hula Hoop Girl Shows Hula Hoop Skills
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Taraji P. Henson contemplated suicide during the pandemic
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Rex Ryan Trashes Carson Wentz, Calls Him “Yesterday’s News”
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Hot Model Alina Savarovska
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Kaia Gerber in Wigs
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Wrestling is Pretty Queer
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The Most Depressing Christmas Story
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High-Altitude Flight Of The Starship SN8!
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Shark, Robert Herjavec lists Hills home
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Dan Snyder Claims a Washington Football Team Co-Owner is Trying to Extort Him
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Nude Model Mufin
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Rainey Qualley Gets Cheeky
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Unusual Talent
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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From the Forum

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Celebs Naked In Movies
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Ariel Winter with her Bags
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Shia LeBeouf Making Out with Margaret Qualley
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Anja Rubik is Naked in Vogue
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Bella Hadid Street Walker
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Kate Walsh old and Fat in a Bikini –
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Jordana Brewster Sweater Weather
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Josie Canseco’s Hot Titty Flash
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Billie Eilish and her Brother She Fucks and Writes Love Songs With on Ebikes
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Jennifer Lopez and her Stem Cell Aborted Baby Eating Body leave the Gym
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Ivanka Trump Big Titties in a Dress for Charity
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Jessica ALba Mall Shopping
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Sofia Richie THONG Bikini
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Hailey Bieber in Jeans
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Madison Beer in a T-Shirt
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From stepSMUT!!

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Christmas Titty Ornament Fail
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Merry Christmas Santa Titty Grab
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This Year’s Xmas Tree
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A Bunch of Christmas Amateurs
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Xmas Butt Plug
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Merry Christmas Santa Titty Grab
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Brennah Black’s Hottest Pics!
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More Christmas Amateurs
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Girl Masturbating on Webcam
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Urban Cowboy…
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More Christmas Amateurs
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Marisa Tomei’s Titty SHow
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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More Christmas Amateurs
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100 Pounder’s Got a Body
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20 Peoople Having a Shitty Day
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Big Titty Jiggle in a Miniskirt
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Scumbag of the Week!
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Some “Influencer” You’ve Never Heard of and her Shitty Premium Content
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She’s Back
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Accidental Pussy Flash
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Fat Girl – Fat Pussy
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Public Transit Titty Tweak….
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Creampies for Christmas
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Sluts being Sluts!
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2020

24

Dec

Vanessa Hudgen’s Christmas Dance of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens brought some Christmas content that she reheased because she’s a professional doing this lame ass instagram shit better than the lame ass people of instagram who don’t realize how easy they have it or how easy it is because instagram is a joke…and now that the professionals see the money making potential or importance of trending on the platform they are all bringing it….with a little concept, some work, she’s a Disney Kid and obviously quite capable…she’s managed to have a breakout year so many years after her High School Musical fame…because social media brought her back fron the dead…and all it took was getting dumbed…

So this weirdness is her creative vision for Christmas…and since it’s Christmas eve…here it is…including a man in sexy Santa lingerie for the closet clases out there….you know since gender is a construct of the man….and now that queer is in you can finally fuck whatever you want….

Either way, it’s her version of some movie scene and it’s some easy clickbait cuz Hudgens is hot.

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