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2020

30

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Every day is about working out as far as I’m concerned, even if I am a fat fuck, I am able to realize that I am on a slow drawn out suicide because I don’t take the time to eat well and exercise…or quit drinking….

BUT I saw this hilarious stat that 64% of kids that are gay, bi, transgender are obese….because they are mentally unstable as obesity is a sign of unstable, emotional trauma, so obviously the fat loser who hates himself is going to identify as something people are celebrating now, to justify their difference, or to divert attention from being fat….but I guess it could be deeper rooted than the GUT to BRAIN corelation, but maybe hormonal all because people eat dog shit food instead of real healthy food…fuel your body right motherfuckers….and WORKOUt…

SO HERE ARE a bunch of girls who workout showing off their workout bodies…some fatter than others but at least they are trying…you see you don’t need to be a ripped fucking bro with your SWOLE on to get GAINS…you can just do the bare minimum to live longer and better…and there is no better way to celebrate fitness than looking at sluts….plus the fatter you get the more chance of becoming a gay tranny…so watch out…hit the fucking jumping jacks bro…

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2020

30

Dec

Sara Sampaio Panties of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the average at best looking Victoria’s Secret who managed to escape the wonderful fishing boat she lived on off the coast of the Azures, to become a top paid model, despite not being that hot…I don’t know how they do these castings, but this one looks like a hairy faced troll….and the MOST annoying thing about her is that she’s actually pretended to be offended or violated or some other bullshit a few years ago because a magazine she posed nude for published the nudes despite her signing off to the nudes before realizing she’s a good Catholic girl who may work in her underwear all day, but sure as hell doesn’t show tit cuz that would land her in hell or give us something to actually jack off to…you see, if this “top model” was spreading her asshole so hard it would look like she was attempting suicide by ripping herself in half…I’d be all about it…but instead it looks like a mom on Christmas day in the Kitchen making Christmas pancakes….or whatever the fuck they eat in Portugal…you know Pastel de nata….right?


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2020

30

Dec

Rowan Blanchard Panties of the Day

Rowan Blanchard Panties

I guess Rowan Blanchard pulled a rich kid in NYC move and headed back to LA for the holidays, her family probably still lives there off of her child star money and it’s a good time to check in with everyone and remind yourself about how suburban LA feels not that you’re an URBAN New York full of shit fake Artist hipster who spends her days doing barely provocative half naked shoots on instagram or for instagram because she’s got that Disney Kid audience, but can’t be a Disney Kid forever, and like all Disney Kids before her on their Disney Rumspringa, she’s managed to sex it up.

I don’t find her hot at all, she looks like a lady boy I once saw washing out her asshole in a Vietnamese bar, but any mainstream child star turned internet slut because their generation is slutty, is worth looking at…

It’s actually great news that if you want clout or respect online you need to post nudes to let people know how serious or not giving a fuck you give….because we get this endless supply of nudes and half nudes by people who think they are being deep or meaningful or high concept…when hookers have been doing this shit forever…and hookers, for the most part, aren’t strategic thinkers or great minds, it’s actually the easiest way to get paid when owning a vagina, which we’ll assume Rowan owns, not that anyone cares because trannies are trending and have been for over 15 years, because I worked for a porn company in 2003 and their number one titles were all tranny porn….but let this generation think they are the first to jack off to tranny porn…when you’ve been doing it for 20 years and are still in the closet….young people don’t get it.

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2020

30

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

It may be the holiday season and people may be working at half capacity but WET SPOTS don’t take vacations, even if they should…so here are some Wet Spots….in what I think is one of my worst posts that I keep revisiting week after week because I don’t like to just kill jokes, I like to play them out until they become weird, uncomfortable and gross…

The first Wet Spot was a joke…or a “that’s an interesting approach to content, he must be trying to go mainstream and get google approved with this kind of thing, you know break free from the porn umbrella I’ve been forced under all these years”….because nothing says “FACEBOOK FRIENDLY” like a bunch of stained panties..it was my way of making fun of the whole “top babes of instagram” type shit you see on clickbait sites that make millions…only I decided to KEEP doing it….and not because I like Wet Spots, but because I really don’t like Wet Spots, at least not when they are out of context, they look like they need medical help…or a shower…some HYGIENE up in here…

But as you know, when left to our own devices, where our penises take control of our rational thought processes, we are perverts and we end up with dirty stained panties in our mouth, loving the discharge because it came from a pussy….a horny or self cleaning pussy….so there’s a level of potentially hot if in the right mood….but they just aren’t that photogenic…or maybe the girl getting in on “Look how wet my pussy is” by taking pics and uploading it for attention….is not the hottest out there…so the wetspot is diluted by the fact they are nasty…

I don’t know why I do it, but I do it and here it is.

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2020

30

Dec

Girls Gone Wild – Destroy Hotel Room and Other Videos of the Day

Brazilian Cop Holds Other Cop at Gunpoint

Punishment for Anti-masker

Idiot on an Old Timey Bike (penny-farthing) Fails

Xmas Tree Burns!

Indoor Skate Trick Breaks Collarbone

Cameraman Fail

Icy Road Fail

Air Conditioner Install Fail

Cat has Killer Badminton Shot

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

30

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just watched video of a stripper licking a stripper pole….COVID doesn’t exist…

I had a dream, and yes, I hate when people tell you about their dreams, like who gives a fuck about your subconscious, even when the people trying to tell me about their dreams are people I like, which is rare, since I hate everyone…and since “I had this dream last night” is usually a catalyst for me hating that person I may not hate yet….but I had a dream last night where I was forced into doing Stand Up Comedy, something I’ve never had any interest in doing but would probably be good at, but find a nightmare of a thing to do, even though I’m an absolute riot…and in my dream, I crafted the perfect fucking joke….I don’t remember what it was about, maybe porno generation, maybe woke generation, but the punchline was amazing…and I woke up laughing thinking…”that was good, that’s the kind of joke that really puts you on the map”…..only I forgot it 3 minutes later….I blame the hangover….

But in conclusion, I am funny in my dreams and don’t remember those punchlines in my awake state, so you get to deal with unfunny content all day, not that you read….reading is for losers…it’s about watching YOUTUBE videos and making amateur Youtube people millions of dollars instead of me.

What I am saying is that it’s unfortunate that I can’t record all my thoughts, worse as I get older, in part because of alcoholism, but at least big tech and evil corporations and the government are recording my every thought for me….thanks guys!

Here are morning links…

Golfer Blair O’Neal Gets a Workout In…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Holiday
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Emilie Payet is All Natural and Naked
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RIP Lindsey Vonn and P.K. Subban
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Alexander Wang is the Latest Harvey Weinstein
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Sister’s Fart Runs Book Report
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Blake Griffin Left Game Against the Warriors After Getting Rocked by a James Wiseman Elbow
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Meg Burton is in Bed
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Noah Cyrus in Fishnets Singing Christmas Songs
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Does a Kate Upton Throwback
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Lil Pump is Banned!
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Fan Reactions to Luke Skywalker Return
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2020 Curling World Champions
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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2020

29

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

A hooker I know is fucking 10 dudes or more a day and she’s not dead of COVID….

The world is nuts…and I really feel like we are a bunch of distracted idiots focused on the wrong fucking thing….as the media controls us through their puppet mastery…and as China moves into takeover America…and as robots are being designed to take our jobs…leaving us pretty fucked….but more importantly…what the fuck are TRIGGER WARNINGS…

Tigger Warnings are the dumbest thing the internet has brought us. I saw that Halsey was in trouble for crying for attention with her bullshit eating disorder and her “TW” on her pic wasn’t sufficient of a trigger warning for people…who tried to drag her because of it..

Trust me, I don’t like Halsey, or believe in her attention seeking that has worked well for her, or in her eating disorder, she’s not skinny enough to make that claim….but the fact we are expected to put trigger warnings, for people who aren’t triggered by the content, but rather by whether the trigger warning was sufficient for those who are triggered by it, but since they are triggered by it, they’re in the bathroom puking in the fetal position not able to cry about how the trigger warning wasn’t enough, so the same heroes who tell you how to gender people, because they are the experts are now saying who to put warnings in front of your content…like it’s a fucking Rated R movie….

Get the fuck out of here..

When I see trigger warnings on Netflix shows about suicide, or on documentaries about racism, I have to ask whether we are that pathetic and weak, and we are….EVERYONE IS A FUCKING VICTIM BABY LOSER FUCK…

It’s too bad…because I am a firm believing in body shaming, cyber bullying and all the mean shit of the internet that make us stronger as a people….this coddling babies who play the victim card needs to end….whether that’s by their own hand via sucide cuz they can’t hack it in life…it’s too hard…or not is irrelevant…but go back to only the strong survive and a motherfucker who has a meltdown to a pic on IG is clearly not the strung….DARWIN where you at bro?

Then there’s the whole normalizing trans thing, or the whole Harry Styles wore a dress in Vogue because he’s edgy, like Kurt Cobain didn’t wear dresses in the 90s, like it’s been done losers get your own fights to fight…faking drama and trauma while the government and corporations track your every move on your phone you are addicted to but no one seems to care….SCARY…

BUT WHAT DO I KNOW….I just know steplinks…so Here are some stepLINKS as society collapses into a genderless mess…but at least COVID made 50 billionaires…28 in China…thanks COVID for the good times you 99.9% survival rate fuck…

Here are stepLINKS..

Paige Vanzant Ruins a Tank Top doing an Egg Challenge!
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Bella Thorne in a Skimpy Bikini
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Olivia Munn in a Bikini for her Vacation!
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Lindsey Vonn and PK Subban Call it Quits
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The 10 Most Linked IG pics of 2020
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Yoga Girl Harassed By her Car
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Halsey Posted a Trigger Warning Topless Pic
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Alexis Ren is Showing off her Curves
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Chargers Cheerleader in a Bikini
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Lucy Hale in a Skimpy Bikini
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Gal Gadot Buys 5 Million Dollar Malibu Beach Condo
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The Life of the Party
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Rita Ora is a Sexy Snow Bunny
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Anne Winters Looking Hot in front of the Christmas Tree
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Shares a Couple of Smoking Hot Kate Upton Throwbacks
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Pharma Bro Gets Some….
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Nic Cage in a Superman Suit in 1997
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Saudi Man Uses Car to Put out Fire
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Girl Gets CURVED – Whatever the Fuck that Means…
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Josephine Skriver is Hot in a Magazine!
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Willow Shield’s Is in a Bikini
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Russian Sports Reporter Upset With Lack of “Breasts and Buttocks” in Today’s Figure Skating
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Simp Meets Internet Crush – Weird Interaction!
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60 FPS Upscaled Footage of Victoria era England
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Snake Disrupts Sleeping Mother
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The Worst Things a Structural Engineer has Seen on the Job
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Girl Involved in a Double Stacked Cliff Dive – which is Like a DP but Different…
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Salma Hayek is Still Amazing and Hot on the Beach
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Hot Nude Model Esther Rodriguez
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Racecar Driver and Model Lindsay Brewer Sports a Bright Yellow Bikini
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Streamer Finds Out He’s Losing Hair – Goes Nuts
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Thief Tries To Steal A Car, Owner Shows Up Armed And Ready!
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Dude Demos Weird Way to Shave Beard
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They Call This Chlamydia Statue
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Pink Haired Model in her Underwear
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UFC Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer Named Ringcard Girl of the Year
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Huge Group of Bird on Powerlines Blow Out the powerlines
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Work Boy – the Game Boy Add On!
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Cat Messing with Dude Trying to Build Shelves
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Johnny Manziel Has Been Keeping an Eye on Le’Veon Bell’s Baby Momma Cherise Sandra
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Caylee Cowan in a Naughty Christmas Shoot
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A Group of Nude Models Underwater
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50 Million Dollar Gaming Compound
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Insane Downhill Biking!
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Everything Streaming in January
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Powerful Watergun
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Jessie J is Not Dead or Deaf…
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Hailey Steinfeld is Hot in Plaid
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Top 7 Celeb Twins Naked in Movies Together
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StepFatherApproved

Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Pregnant Katharine McPhee Pregnant in a Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez Walking
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Madison Reed in a Tight Dress
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Alycia Debnam-Carey in Legs…
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Mylene Klass in a Tube Top Outfit…
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J.Lo and A-Rod in Leggings….
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Josephine Skriver in Harpers Bazaar
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Sofia Pernas & Justin Hartley Get a Delivery
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini…
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Ashley Benson in a Trench Coat…
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Lana Del Rey is Fat…
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Lindsey Pelas Ass Out in a Thong….
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Celebs Nude in Movies…
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Buttplug Challenge
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Big Boob Reveal
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18 people Having a Shitty Day
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Weird Hobby
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They Call This ALL FILLED UP
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Flexing on the Haters
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Dildo on Stool
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Hot Girl on her Dildo
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Mistakes were Made….
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Pussy Wink…
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Cum hater in the Gangbang
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Pussy pass Denied
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Proud of her Gape
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Sonder Woman Themed Weirdness
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Thing High Pussy Flash
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Power Tool Ingenuity
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Winter Coat Flasher
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Reddit Amateur Flashing her Tits
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Santa Themed Pussy Flash
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Nude Model Stacy Cruz
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Clear Dildo Twerk
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Just a Bunch of Amazing Random Shit
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Christmas Pussy Reveal
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Beer Tap of the Day…or Shitty Beer Tap…>Depending on your Flavor Profile…
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Christmas Diddler
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Girlfriend of the Month
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Humping Big Titty Reveal
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Renee Olstead’s Nude Xmas Shoot
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Sluts being Sluts!
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2020

29

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Skimpy Bikini of the Day

I don’t find Bella Thorne that hot, but she’s got a good body and she posts scandalous enough pics for her instagram, probably not scandalous enough for her only fans, but that doesn’t mean losers aren’t buying the content because we are all trained consumers and we’ve finally reached the critical level of capitalism, where we are busting out credit cards to be duped by locked content…but it’s all about the monetization, getting as rich and being as relevant as possible..and Bella Throne is the top of the food chain…probably because she had that Disney celebrity to start her off, as people are drawn to actual celebs, but mainly because she figured out the simplicity of social media content, and did it by connecting with the top of Youtube, integrating herself into their gossip and drama so that people would be interested in what she was up to…and she’s getting paid..which is what all these people are all about…but that doesn’t change the fact that she always looks like she smells, or that she thinks fucking porn chicks is amazing because they are professionals, when I’ve always said “leave the porn chicks to fuck themselves, while we’re over here not fucking the porn chicks”….you know you’ve alway been able to pay porn chicks to fuck, but it takes a real loser to actually save up and do it, becasue porn sex isn’t any better than real sex, if anything porn girls are so blown out the average man won’t feel shit…but since porn is as mainstream as youtube…these idiots who grew up on it find it hot, not gross, and don’t realize porn is meant to be a handbook in what you want to get the non porn girls in your life to do, but since everyone is doing porn sex, I guess all the lines are blurred and really this is about Bella Thorne’s hot body in a bikini from the pussy vantage point..like she’s about to piss on us…the way you simp fucks paying for her only fans content probably like it..

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2020

29

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I support small tits, both in my hand and in my mouth, and I guess in photos because here’s a whole gallery of small tits to remind you that small tits, like their bigger counterparts, are fucking amazing and girls with small tits need to embrace and love their small tits, instead of hacking them up and turning them into their bigger counterparts, because there is more to a girl that her tits, she’s got an ass, a body, a pussy, a mouth, hands, feet, basically so many other things about her to cum on….and MORE importantly, small tits have a level of perk, attitude, personality like big tits do too, they are just more manageable, and thus better.

I like big tits, all tits, TITS, but I like to CHAMPION small tits because girls who have small tits need to be reminded that they are great…Their tits not them because most people are inherently garbage…but their tits make them more tolerable.

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2020

29

Dec

Dua Lipa Braless of the Day

Dua Lipa is the plus sized model, too big to be a model, at least that is who chose to become a youtuber instead, doing the cover song thing that people did to go viral by mooching off people who were searching the original song and those views are a currency when looking to go viral, because the lazy mainstream follow the views..and think the views are more than just showing tits…

Either way, she’s in a tight stripper dress, tits out, because if you make the origin story about being too fat to model, you best have tits as far as I’m concerned….so she’s got the tits…tits anti-vaxxer Anwar Hadid sucks on like they are his mommies…because rich brats collect nice things…like her tits…

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