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2020

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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All I keep hearing about on the internet is bullshit stories about the rise in activewear, but I guess in my defense I only read articles written by mommy bloogers in middle of the road jobs, you know it’s ASMR to me…

But yeah, 2020 is the year of the comfortable pants, and since girls are whores and like to be as hot as humanly possible, the comfortable pant is tight…in stretchy material…to shape the fucking body….

So we’re dealing with an influx of women who in tight comfy pants, trying to look as professional without sacrificing comfort for the zoom calls, while being slutty enough for their Only Fans content they produce during work hours while off ZOOM, because there’s money to be made and they are enterprising or at least into being jerked off it. It’s a fetish really…for them to put this out there and for us to try to figure out what their pussy looks like outside of the tight pants…

So here are some tight pants, so girls can ZOOM for their real jobs and produce porn for their side hustle, all without a costume change and I like to think we are the true winners in all this…

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2020

Dec

Man Throws Tantrum When Told to Wear Mask and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiotic Skier

Accident..

Woman Chases Off Thief

Employee of the Month

Truck Destroys Bedroom

Jungle Landing in Brazil

Spider Prank Fail

Idiots on the Motorbike

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2020

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw some story about some family that partitioned their living room and dining room with plastic sheeting so that their loser son could come home for the holidays, so they intentionally made him a bubble boy, where he sat around for 2 weeks to make sure he didn’t have COVID as to not kill his parents and I thought to myself…damn people really want to believe in this COVID thing…they really want to partake in it like it gives them something to do…we are just that lazy and bored to not go along with it…I mean dude gets 2 weeks of chill time at his mom and dad’s before his 2 weeks of Christmas vacation….it’s like the people trying to prevent COVID are the ones who would probably benefit from getting it…at least for society as a whole…you are all dumb.

I am not saying go lick door knobs, I am just saying if you’re not sick, you probably won’t get people sick and if you are sick, stay the fuck home…you can’t out run a virus, if it is going to get you, it is going to get you, so basically open up the strip clubs again, I need titties to grab to keep me inspired…unlike other COVID idiots loving the quarantine because we are all anti-social autistic losers who like to under achieve and live shitty boring lives in our bubbles….who are very into streaming….and the lockdown speaks to our fucking souls…and makes the best excuse…but remember…titties that could be getting grabbed aren’t getting grabbed and that’s sad.

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40 Years Of Empire Celebrated With Behind The Scenes Footage!
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Amazing Performance By Street Buskers In Southampton!
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Former Teammate of Pacers Guard T.J. McConnell Claims He Has a Small Penis
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Miley Cyrus Hits Number 1
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2020

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hope you are drunk on Holiday cheer, or Bourbon, depending on what you consider being drunk on holiday cheer to be….you know knee deep into jerking off to some of the hottest Christmas movies of yesteryear…because what the fuck else is there to do that stare at a screen and find unique things to jerk off to…it’s a pandemic and that claymation aboninable snowman looks a bit like a senior citizen with bad circulation’s pussy….I mean it’s a creative time…a DIY and sell it on ETSY time..

I actually don’t care if you are drunk or full immersed in the pandemic ruining Christmas cheer…with news of the Super Virus…or the Vaccine making people sick because it’s made with Anti-Freeze…and is designed to sterilize humanity….

Or maybe you’re sitting here imagining the Mayan apocalypse they predicted, on this night where two planets collide or combine or whatever…the fuck that GOOGLE cartoon is about….I clicked it so oyu don’t have to…it’s the great CONJUNCTION…like that time you had sex…

Anyway, just remember, there is risk to being alive….that’s what makes life fun…when I was younger and would do any drugs I found, including pills found in puddles, I was in it to win it, grab life by the balls by having no respect for death…knowing if I died at least I died givin’ it….

So if there’s a slight risk of your age group dying of COVID, that means the majority of people survive it…and that you should keep on fucking living, whatever that means, because being a live by default means there is risk..

There is risk to being at home….Black mold….Your Christmas Tree can catch on fire…your neighbor can kill you….and possibly rape you…there could be an electrical error, a driveby that hits your window…shit happens…your body can give out on you, there could be cancer about to crawl out of your ass in a bloody mass…

To live is to die….so keep on living…

I know I should be a motivational speakier…except my idea of living is you clicking these links….which is arguably not living at all…you be the judge.

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Charlotte McKinney is Hot in a Bikini at the Beach
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Woman with No Spine….Showing Off her Contortionist Skills
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Paulina Gretzky in a Rainbow Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Brings Christmas Hotness
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Hailee Steinfeld Doing Press from Home Looking Amazing
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Weird Unicycle
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This Restaurant Pays you to Eat There!
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Sasha Grey Cooking Show Featuring 12 Inches
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Ashley Graham is Behind a Sheer Sheet
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Bella Hadid’s Big Ass in Jeans…
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Instagram Golfer Karin Hart is Hot
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Elsie Hewitt is Busty in her Bikini in the Pool
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Pregnant Elsa Hosk is a Cat Lady!
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Porsche Does Donuts
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Giving it ALL Away
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Leah Remini Sells Out Tom Cruise
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Dua Lipa was Hot on SNL
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Long Leg Soccery Girl Catches ball with her Legs
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Streamer with Big Cleavage Gets Food Thrown at Her
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Old Man’s Cover of Snuff by Slipknot
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Dancer Dances like the Snake that Tempted Eve…in Thigh Highs!
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Female Sexism is Allowed
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Elliot Page Fans Thank the Fans Who Support The Gender Change
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Ariana Grande Engaged Again
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Human Blow Torch
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Portable Origami Houses are Nuts
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The Funniest Pets on TikTok
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WWE’s Chelsea Green Doesn’t Care That It’s Winter, She’s Still Posting Bikini Pics
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Nude Model Diya in Band Shirts being Rock and Roll
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Just a Dumb Chick Failing
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Rachel Bush is Calling for Governor Cuomo to Allow Fans at Bills Games
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Nude Model Sheerle Dancing
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Netflix Brings You DUMPSTER FIRE for the Holidays instead of Wood Fire
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Dog Yanks the Hell Out of a Girl
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Deshaun Watson’s Model Girlfriend Jilly Anais is Back in Rihanna’s Lingerie
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Nia Dobrev Hazmat Photoshoot
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2020

Dec

Bella Thorne Christmas Lingerie of the Day

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I fucking love Christmas, I always have, I’ve wanted to swap this site into a Christmas Village where I just write about Christmas miracles all day…I listen to Christmas music all year round….I watch Chirstmas movies all year round…it may tie into my traumatic child hood…it may be my love of giving, as clearly I run a fucking charity here for you fucks…a not for profit…just for your mooch entertainment but I guess you remind me everyday how bad I am at business and content production and website marketing and monetization….a reminder I need day in and day out so that I don’t fall off an end up with a HIT…just one hit…I can live off for life…

I digress….as I digest….that in loving Christmas and being a pervert, not the typical pervert you’d find working mall santa jobs, but the kind of pervert that wants all adult women, even the old and the ugly, to be rocking crotchless holiday themed underwear for me to jack off to….you know merging two of my favorite things…Christmas and Pussy into a steady stream of clickbait content I want….yet this year has been weak on the Christmas sluts..which means we take what we can get and that happens to be Bella Thorne..the mainstream Disney star, turned “EDGY” OnlyFans girl who cashes the fuck in on her “LEWD” pics that aren’t nude enough to get her cancelled by the mainstream, but thanks to her insane popularity wouldn’t get her cancelled by the mainstream, because the mainstream needs the relevant girls who all happen to be sluts now…Yay…I mean I’ve been waiting for this forever…self produced porn pics are the reason I started the site, so seeing it so common is great.

So if anything, Bella Thorne is pushing the nude on the internet for fun and attention and money into the mainstream…she’s working for us, even if her own channel is pretty weak since she’s selling clothed content….

Soon all the mainstream celebs and influencers will be porn chicks,…selling pics of their buttholes when not making hit movies…but the porn chicks will remain the porn chicks who can never be the mainstream chicks because when you start at the top and work your way down, you’re ok, but if you start at the bottom, and being a porn chick is the bottome…working your way up is more challenging..

So basically, Bella Throne likes money and relevance and clout and part of her banding or edginess to be relatable and not some disney kid….is half naked…but her mom does it too so you know it’s a family that knows how it works…and are winning because of it…so the moral of the story is sluts always win!

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2020

Dec

Hilary Duff Bath of the Day

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Hilary Duff doesn’t get enough credit for burning through dudes harder than Taylor Swift, from fucking her homosexual ex-husbands hockey team during their initiation, because it was the only thing that got him off…you know ever since his initiation in the Pee Wee league when they sodomized him with that broomstick/hockey stick he’s loved the locker room…I mean that’s what I used to assume when Hilary Duff started doing Crossfit about 10 years ago and became built like a tank…a body a dude who takes it up the ass would like….

Anyway….after they split, she fucked her trainer, and a bunch of other dudes before settling on the most fertile of the bunch who has knocked her up twice, you know a baby factory to be a stage parent to, so that the cycle of child star to childstar is complete for whatever grown man groomed her when she first got her start….back when she was a kid…

I know people are into pregnant girls and it is MILF MONDAY and MILKY TIT MONDAY…so why not throw some pregnant celebrity MILF dudes are creepily obsessed with and have been for far too long…even if Hilary Duff for the most part is boring…she’s out here trying to get views in the bath, forgetting that nipples would make it better…so it’s a dip her toe into tits get hits, mom’s are still vaginas for dudes to want to fuck too, vaginas that Hilary Duff could have shown more of in the bath water you’d probably buy bottles of to drink, so bath pics without tits and pussy…a fail but I take what instagram gives me.

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2020

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I am a COVID hoaxer, so I am going to be the guy who dies of COVID as the other COVID hoaxers have, because there’s a big initiative by all world governments to take crazy measures to lockdown the people in their homes where they want us locked down…despite the survival rate….and the fact that the NURSES during a PANDEMIC are able to take time out of their day to capitalize on getting naked on the internet while nurses are seen as heroes and are trending at an all time high…..

Just last week, some nurse was outted as an OnlyFans girl, saying she did it to subsidize the shitty pay nurses get, but maybe there’s more to it than that…because since the Pandemic started I’ve been doing weekly posts on the “FRONT LINE”…being so scared of COVID they basically rub it up in their vag at work….

I get it, shitty job helping people, takes a certain kind of person into strong pensions, guaranteed work, after 2-3 years of college level schooling….and being naked turns you on, because you feel like you’re giving back…for that release..to cash in on COVID like everyone else…I don’t know..but it doesn’t look like much of a PANDEMIC when this is going down on the job….

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2020

Dec

Jojo Bikini of the Day

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It was Jojo’s birthday I guess and she decided to post an on beach in her underwear pic that we can assume doubled as one of her promo shots for Rihanna, maybe an outtake or a behind the scenes, who knows….celebrities are all influencers now forced to produce their own content and the content that works best is the nudes…so I am sure Jojo is stoked that she became an ambassador for Rihanna’s lingerie, because now she has a valid money making excuse for the lingerie pics…so it seems less about producing smutty clickbait and more about genuine work….it’s pretty obvious Jojo loves being a lingerie model more than any of us love Jojo being a lingerie model…but she does look good these days, maybe it’s the pandemic dick…eager for any pussy…or maybe it’s the fact that she’s got big old tits…who knows..this happened.

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2020

Dec

January Jones Bathing Suit of the Day

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January Jones is pretty boring, but she’s taken to instagram to get her hit of male attention by broadcasting her tits in various bathing suits despite being too old for bathing suits…not that she looks horrible in her bathing suit…she’s carried what made her famous in the first place into her 40s…it’s just funny that the out of work actress with the bastard child thanks to the baby daddy (Jason Sudeikis) disowning the kid or at least kept his identity secret and any visits they have had haven’t been captured by the paparazzi, so it is probably more of a no dad, mommy lets strange men cum in her to feel alive or at least like she did when she was first starting out in the industry…

Point being, bathing suit pics are the right pics to post to instagram, so this BOOMER figured it out…because she’s got all the time in the world to figure it out…you know since she hasn’t worked in years and still has more money than you losers..

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2020

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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Self Proclaimed MILFs, which these women are, because they uploaded slutty pics of themselves to MILF fetish forums, because they think they are MILFs, and I assume the MILF fetishists out there encourage them, and they don’t realize that pervert dudes will encourage anyone getting naked to get them more naked, it’s a see how far we can go situation and the reason I’ve seen girls insert footballs in their vaginas…actual footballs…I like to use my manipulation tactics for weirdness rather than to get private jet rich, because I know what is important in life..

That said, these are those ladies who have babies and who may be over ambitious with their nudity because they don’t want to throw in the towel on being sexual beings that guys jack off to..they want to feel hot and wanted despite having ruined themselves with kids….or by aging…and the internet is the best place to live that dream out….but it’s too bad it took being a mom and losing all sense of hotness to determine getting naked on the internet is a fun thing. to do…it would have been smarter to do it before the baby ravaged them….but still nothing wrong with getting naked now…even if for comedic purposes and I guess some moms are hot, it is rare but it happens….so here are moms…

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